History YMMV / GhostsOfMars

* SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic: A soundtrack with a band featuring Buckethead, Anthrax and John Carpenter on keyboard? For your consideration, "[[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_1Eu-PVr2_U Kick Ass]]" (the end credits theme).

--->'''Desolation Williams''': Let's just kick some ass.
--->'''Melanie Ballard''': It's what we do best.

** A lesbian leather-clad matriarchy, but no girl-on-girl action?

* NarmCharm: Decidedly ''not'' Creator/JohnCarpenter's best film by a large margin, between the silly dialogue and the rock music that plays during the Martian attacks, it still manages to be pretty entertaining. Even the last lines are a gem.
-->'''Desolation Williams''': Let's just kick some ass.
-->'''Melanie Ballard''': It's what we do best.

** The Martian BigBad's name is '''Big Daddy Mars'''. Your thoughts on that name are an exact litmus test for your feelings on the film itself.

* WhatAnIdiot: So, what happens once the crew reaches the train they can use to escape? Melanie Ballard stops the train 30 seconds later so they can ''go back to kill off the possessed miners''. Even though they all know that if they die, the ghosts will simply find another body to possess and there's no guarantee that her plan to cause a nuclear explosion will work, they decide to go anyway. ''Everybody except Williams and Ballard dies.'' Our leader, ladies and gentlemen.

* {{Narm}}: The Martian commander is not unlike a Marilyn Manson cosplayer voiced by a Muppet with an extra-silly voice.
* NarmCharm: Decidedly ''not'' Carpenter's best film by a large margin, between the silly dialogue and the rock music that plays during the Martian attacks, it still manages to be pretty entertaining. Even the last lines are a gem.

* WhatAnIdiot: So, what happens once the crew reaches the train they can use to escape? Melanie Ballard stops the train 30 seconds later so they can ''go back to kill off the possessed miners''. Even though they all know that if they die, the ghosts will simply find another body to possess and there's no guarantee that her plan to cause a nuclear explosion will work, they decide to go anyway. ''Everybody except Williams and Ballard dies.'' Our leader, ladies and gentlemen.

* The Martian BigBad's name is '''Big Daddy Mars'''. Your thoughts on that name are a perfect

* TheyWastedAPerfectlyGoodPlot: A lot of time was given to tension occurring between Melanie and the Martian leader. There seemed to be times where he went after the group specifically targeting ''her'', and the plot seemed to be building up to a final confrontation between the two. Instead, the Martian leader has a final confrontation with Williams instead and Melanie fights some random Martian mook on the train.

* NarmCharm: Decidedly not Carpenter's best film by a large margin, between the silly dialogue and the rock music that plays during the Martian attacks, it still manages to be pretty entertaining. Even the last lines are a gem.

* NarmCharm: Decidedly not Carpenter's best film by a large margin, between the silly dialogue and the rock music that players during the Martian attacks, it still manages to be pretty entertaining. Even the last lines are a gem.

* Narm: The Martian commander is not unlike a Marilyn Manson cosplayer voiced by a Muppet with an extra-silly voice.

* TheyWastedAPerfectlGoodPlot: A lot of time was given to tension occurring between Melanie and the Martian leader. There seemed to be times where he went after the group specifically targeting ''her'', and the plot seemed to be building up to a final confrontation between the two. Instead, the Martian leader has a final confrontation with Williams instead and Melanie fights some random Martian mook on the train.

* WhatAnIdiot: So, what happens once the crew reaches the train they can use to escape? Melanie Ballard stops the train 30 seconds later so they can ''go back to kill off the possessed miners''. Even though they all know that if they die, the ghosts will simply find another body to possess and there's no guarantee that her plan to cause a nuclear explosion will work, they decide to go anyway. ''Everybody except Williams and Ballard dies.'' Our leader, ladies and gentlemen.
* WhatCouldHaveBeen: JasonStatham was originally supposed to play Desolation.

* WhatAnIdiot: So, what happens once the crew reaches the train they can use to escape? Melanie Bernard stops the train 30 seconds later so they can ''go back to kill off the possessed miners''. Even though they all know that if they die, the ghosts will simply find another body to possess and there's no guarantee that her plan to cause a nuclear explosion will work, they decide to go anyway. ''Everybody except Kincaid and Bernard dies.'' Our leader, ladies and gentlemen.

* WhatAnIdiot: So, what happens once the crew reaches the train they can use to escape? Melanie Bernard stops the train 30 seconds later so they can ''go back to kill off the possessed miners''. Even though they all know that if they die, the ghosts will simply find another body to possess and there's no guarantee that her plan to cause a nuclear explosion will work, they decide to go anyway. ''Everybody except Kincaid and Bernard dies.'' Our leader, ladies and gentlemen.

* CompleteMonster: The punk martians, especially their leader. They love to chop their victim's head and put the face on like a mask.

* WhatAnIdiot: So, what happens once the crew reaches the train they can use to escape? Melanie Bernard stops the train 30 seconds later so they can ''go back to kill off the possessed miners''. Even though they all know that if they die, the ghosts will simply find another body to possess and there's no guarantee that her plan to cause a nuclear explosion will work, they decide to go anyway. '''Everybody except Kincaid and Bernard dies.''' Our leader, ladies and gentlemen.

* CompleteMonster: The punk martians, especially their leader. They love to chop their victim's head and put the face on like a mask.

* CompleteMonster: The punk martians, expecially their leader. They love to chop their victim's head and put the face on like a mask.