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14th Dec '15 2:36:54 AM GastonRabbit
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* AcceptableTargets: Everyone and everything that doesn't conform to Andrew Schlafly's beliefs and views. The site itself has become an Acceptable Target on the internet, bordering on ButtMonkey.

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* AcceptableTargets: Everyone and everything that doesn't conform to Andrew Schlafly's beliefs and views. The site itself has become an Acceptable Target on the internet, Internet, bordering on ButtMonkey.



** In the page for Classroom Prayer, they state that it has been proved that classroom prayer would get rid of all of America's problems, like every crime you can think of, schizophrenia, obesity, the national debt, suicide, murder... all but global warming. The source they used was a ''poll'' that asked if classroom prayer could lower the crime rate. If that wasn't bad enough, ''the majority said no.'' (26 to 15)

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** In the page for Classroom Prayer, classroom prayer, they state that it has been proved that classroom prayer would get rid of all of America's problems, like every crime you can think of, schizophrenia, obesity, the national debt, suicide, murder... all but global warming. The source they used was a ''poll'' that asked if classroom prayer could lower the crime rate. If that wasn't bad enough, ''the majority said no.'' no'' (26 to 15)15).



* [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Crowning Moment Of Awesome]]:

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* [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Crowning Moment Of Awesome]]:SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome:



* [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments Crowning Moment Of Funny]]:
** Their page on "conservative values" mentions that one of these values is "emphasizing humility and open-mindedness instead of arrogant certainty about one's own views." This on the ''very same page'' that declares "[[HypocriticalHumor Conservatives are happier than liberals.]]"
** The beautiful [[HypocriticalHumor hypocrisy]] of calling [[Series/TheDailyShow Jon Stewart]] [[http://www.conservapedia.com/Jon_Stewart racist.]]

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* [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments Crowning Moment Of Funny]]:
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** Their page on "conservative values" mentions that one of these values is "emphasizing humility and open-mindedness instead of arrogant certainty about one's own views." This on the ''very same page'' that declares "[[HypocriticalHumor Conservatives are happier than liberals.]]"
liberals]]."
** The beautiful [[HypocriticalHumor hypocrisy]] of calling [[Series/TheDailyShow Jon Stewart]] [[http://www.conservapedia.com/Jon_Stewart racist.]]racist]].



** The fact that the troll contributors are ''[[PoesLaw completely indistinguishable]]'' from the real ones, even to Schlafly himself - some trolls have managed to go undetected despite making regular significant contributions to the site for ''years'', and a troll getting promoted to sysop/bureaucrat is a semi-common occurrence. In fact, most trolls are only 'discovered' when they decide to leave the site and deliberately out themselves.
* NoSuchThingAsBadPublicity: After a [[http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/File:Capture_df5ca5e314efe6d4aa6d81a16acaefee50be1bf2.png massive vandalism spree]], Andy [[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageleft&diff=810592&oldid=810425 proudly boosts the edit count on the main page]]. After a week of the site being under a crippling [=DDoS=] attack, [[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template%3AMainpageleft&action=historysubmit&diff=859852&oldid=859792 he boasts that the site had "broken its March record for the number of unique visitors."]][[note]]You may be inclined to think that this is an April Fool's Day joke. Alas, [[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template%3AMainpageright&action=historysubmit&diff=859870=859851 they aren't very good at those.]][[/note]] Also, expect almost any news or blog reference to Conservapedia to get plastered all over the front page, regardless of that the post says about them.

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** The fact that the troll contributors are ''[[PoesLaw completely indistinguishable]]'' from the real ones, even to Schlafly himself - -- some trolls have managed to go undetected despite making regular significant contributions to the site for ''years'', and a troll getting promoted to sysop/bureaucrat is a semi-common occurrence. In fact, most trolls are only 'discovered' when they decide to leave the site and deliberately out themselves.
* NoSuchThingAsBadPublicity: After a [[http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/File:Capture_df5ca5e314efe6d4aa6d81a16acaefee50be1bf2.png massive vandalism spree]], Andy [[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageleft&diff=810592&oldid=810425 proudly boosts the edit count on the main page]]. After a week of the site being under a crippling [=DDoS=] attack, [[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template%3AMainpageleft&action=historysubmit&diff=859852&oldid=859792 he boasts that the site had "broken its March record for the number of unique visitors."]][[note]]You may be inclined to think that this is an April Fool's Day joke. Alas, [[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template%3AMainpageright&action=historysubmit&diff=859870=859851 they aren't very good at those.]][[/note]] those]].[[/note]] Also, expect almost any news or blog reference to Conservapedia to get plastered all over the front page, regardless of that the post says about them.



* SnarkBait: It's a popular target for jokes on the internet.

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* SnarkBait: It's a popular target for jokes on the internet.Internet.



** ''Franchise/StarTrek'', ''Series/TheOfficeUS'', ''Series/TheApprentice'', ''Series/TheSixMillionDollarMan'': all CONSERVATIVE shows! (even though ''Star Trek'' broke barriers by having a black woman and an Asian man on the bridge, ''The Office'' is '''not''' overtly political, and DonaldTrump has mentioned politics precisely once on ''The Apprentice'' and spoke of Barack Obama in '''complimentary''' terms on that occasion).
** ''Film/TheKingsSpeech'' is obviously a RIGHTEOUS, CONSERVATIVE movie! (Despite the fact that it takes place in England, and Schlafly ''[[MisplacedNationalism really]]'' hates England), but he loves the Monarchy...
** ''Film/TheHungerGames'' is the perfect LIBERAL utopia!

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** ''Franchise/StarTrek'', ''Series/TheOfficeUS'', ''Series/TheApprentice'', ''Series/TheSixMillionDollarMan'': all CONSERVATIVE All '''conservative''' shows! (even though ''Star Trek'' broke barriers by having a black woman and an Asian man on the bridge, ''The Office'' is '''not''' overtly political, and DonaldTrump has mentioned politics precisely once on ''The Apprentice'' Apprentice''... and spoke of Barack Obama in '''complimentary''' terms on that occasion).
** ''Film/TheKingsSpeech'' is obviously a RIGHTEOUS, CONSERVATIVE ''righteous'', ''conservative'' movie! (Despite the fact that it takes place in England, and Schlafly ''[[MisplacedNationalism really]]'' hates England), but he loves the Monarchy...
Monarchy....
** ''Film/TheHungerGames'' is the perfect LIBERAL '''liberal''' utopia!
22nd Aug '15 2:39:59 PM LahmacunKebab
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** ''Franchise/StarTrek'', ''Series/TheOfficeUS'', ''Series/TheApprentice'', ''Series/TheSixMillionDollarMan'': all CONSERVATIVE shows! (even though ''Star Trek'' broke barriers by having a black woman and an Asian man on the bridge, ''The Office'' is '''not''' overtly political, and DonaldTrump has mentioned politics precisely once on ''The Apprentice'' and spoke of Barack Obama in '''complimentary''' terms on that occasion).

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** ''Franchise/StarTrek'', ''Series/TheOfficeUS'', ''Series/TheApprentice'', ''Series/TheSixMillionDollarMan'': all CONSERVATIVE shows! (even though ''Star Trek'' broke barriers by having a black woman and an Asian man on the bridge, ''The Office'' is '''not''' overtly political, and DonaldTrump has mentioned politics precisely once on ''The Apprentice'' Apprentice'' and spoke of Barack Obama in '''complimentary''' terms on that occasion).
22nd Aug '15 2:38:27 PM LahmacunKebab
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* NoSuchThingAsBadPublicity: After a [[http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/File:Capture_df5ca5e314efe6d4aa6d81a16acaefee50be1bf2.png Massive vandalism spree]], Andy [[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageleft&diff=810592&oldid=810425 proudly boosts the edit count on the main page]]. After a week of the site being under a crippling [=DDoS=] attack, [[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template%3AMainpageleft&action=historysubmit&diff=859852&oldid=859792 he boasts that the site had "broken its March record for the number of unique visitors."]][[note]]You may be inclined to think that this is an April Fool's Day joke. Alas, [[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template%3AMainpageright&action=historysubmit&diff=859870=859851 they aren't very good at those.]][[/note]] Also, expect almost any news or blog reference to Conservapedia to get plastered all over the front page, regardless of that the post says about them.

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* NoSuchThingAsBadPublicity: After a [[http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/File:Capture_df5ca5e314efe6d4aa6d81a16acaefee50be1bf2.png Massive massive vandalism spree]], Andy [[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageleft&diff=810592&oldid=810425 proudly boosts the edit count on the main page]]. After a week of the site being under a crippling [=DDoS=] attack, [[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template%3AMainpageleft&action=historysubmit&diff=859852&oldid=859792 he boasts that the site had "broken its March record for the number of unique visitors."]][[note]]You may be inclined to think that this is an April Fool's Day joke. Alas, [[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template%3AMainpageright&action=historysubmit&diff=859870=859851 they aren't very good at those.]][[/note]] Also, expect almost any news or blog reference to Conservapedia to get plastered all over the front page, regardless of that the post says about them.
22nd Aug '15 2:28:51 PM Anddrix
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* AdHominem: They tend to associate liberals with negative personal qualities. Then there's [[http://www.conservapedia.com/Richard_Dawkins#Biography_of_Richard_Dawkins this essay]] making fun of how all atheists are awkward nerds who will never be loved.



* FanHater: They have a [[http://www.conservapedia.com/Template:User_weapon Userbox Template]] where you can list your weapon of [[strike:gun]] choice against "[[Series/TheColbertReport Colbert zombies]]".



* InsaneTrollLogic:
** ''Anytime'' there is a shooting spree, from the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Norway_attacks Oslo shooting]] to the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_Aurora_shooting Aurora premiere]] of ''Film/TheDarkKnightRises'', expect Andy to say that the reason was that the shooter played video games (particularly ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'', which ''isn't even a shooting game''). Also, he was most likely a LIBERAL, and he was on Facebook.
*** Please note that the above-mentioned Oslo shooting was a [[CriticalResearchFailure self-declared ultraconservative attacking a bunch of people FOR BEING LIBERALS]]. Apparently it is liberal to murder people for being liberals.



* YouAreWhatYouHate: For a conservative site, they really stick it to white males. There are entire pages dedicated to taunting "fat, white, atheist men." Of course, this could just be because white men are AcceptableTargets...[[FridgeLogic which would mean that]] [[NotSoDifferent conservatives are just as gutless as all the groups they oppose]].
22nd Aug '15 2:21:32 PM Tuckerscreator
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* YouAreWhatYouHate: For a conservative site, they really stick it to white males. There are entire pages dedicated to taunting "fat, white, atheist men." They also despise Europe as an atheist hellhole, even though practically all Americans are either genetically or culturally European. Of course, this could just be because white men are AcceptableTargets...[[FridgeLogic which would mean that]] [[NotSoDifferent conservatives are just as gutless as all the groups they oppose]].

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* YouAreWhatYouHate: For a conservative site, they really stick it to white males. There are entire pages dedicated to taunting "fat, white, atheist men." They also despise Europe as an atheist hellhole, even though practically all Americans are either genetically or culturally European. Of course, this could just be because white men are AcceptableTargets...[[FridgeLogic which would mean that]] [[NotSoDifferent conservatives are just as gutless as all the groups they oppose]].
22nd Aug '15 2:19:01 PM MarkLungo
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* YouAreWhatYouHate: For a conservative site, they really stick it to white males. There are entire pages dedicated to taunting "fat, white, atheist men." They also despise Europe as an atheist hellhole, even though practically all Americans are either genetically or culturally European. Of course, this could just be because white men are AcceptableTargets...[[FridgeLogic which would mean that]] [[NotSoDifferent conservatives are just as gutless as all the groups they oppose]].

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* YouAreWhatYouHate: For a conservative site, they really stick it to white males. There are entire pages dedicated to taunting "fat, white, atheist men." They also despise Europe as an atheist hellhole, even though practically all Americans are either genetically or culturally European. Of course, this could just be because white men are AcceptableTargets...[[FridgeLogic which would mean that]] [[NotSoDifferent conservatives are just as gutless as all the groups they oppose]].oppose]].
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22nd Aug '15 2:12:26 PM LahmacunKebab
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* BileFascination: Thisis how many people on the Internet feel about the website and some of its members.

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* BileFascination: Thisis This is how many people on the Internet feel about the website and some of its members.
7th Jul '15 7:54:55 AM hullflyer
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** ''Anytime'' there is a shooting spree, from the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Norway_attacks Oslo shooting]] to the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_Aurora_shooting Aurora premiere]] of ''Film/TheDarkKnightRises'', expect Andy to say that the reason was that the shooter played video games (particularly ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft''). Also, he was most likely a LIBERAL, and he was on Facebook.

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** ''Anytime'' there is a shooting spree, from the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Norway_attacks Oslo shooting]] to the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_Aurora_shooting Aurora premiere]] of ''Film/TheDarkKnightRises'', expect Andy to say that the reason was that the shooter played video games (particularly ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'').''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'', which ''isn't even a shooting game''). Also, he was most likely a LIBERAL, and he was on Facebook.
3rd Jan '15 2:08:50 PM 10-13-2
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** ''Film/TheHungerGames'' is the perfect LIBERAL utopia!

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** ''Film/TheHungerGames'' is the perfect LIBERAL utopia!utopia!
* YouAreWhatYouHate: For a conservative site, they really stick it to white males. There are entire pages dedicated to taunting "fat, white, atheist men." They also despise Europe as an atheist hellhole, even though practically all Americans are either genetically or culturally European. Of course, this could just be because white men are AcceptableTargets...[[FridgeLogic which would mean that]] [[NotSoDifferent conservatives are just as gutless as all the groups they oppose]].
29th Dec '14 12:53:17 PM ChaoticNovelist
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* AcceptableTargets: Pretty much everyone and everything that doesn't conform to Andrew Schlafly's beliefs and views. The site itself has become an Acceptable Target on the internet, bordering on ButtMonkey.
* AdHominem: They tend to associate liberals with negative personal qualities. And then of course there's [[http://www.conservapedia.com/Richard_Dawkins#Biography_of_Richard_Dawkins this essay]] making fun of how all atheists are awkward nerds who will never be loved.
* AlternativeCharacterInterpretation: A theory occasionally batted about is that Schlafly himself is the ultimate parodist, having created the site either ForTheEvulz or to make conservatism look bad without offending his mother (Phyllis Schlafly, naturally). If nothing else, the idea does help your SAN score a lot.
* BileFascination: How many people on the Internet feel about the website. And, arguably, some of its members.

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* AcceptableTargets: Pretty much everyone Everyone and everything that doesn't conform to Andrew Schlafly's beliefs and views. The site itself has become an Acceptable Target on the internet, bordering on ButtMonkey.
* AdHominem: They tend to associate liberals with negative personal qualities. And then of course Then there's [[http://www.conservapedia.com/Richard_Dawkins#Biography_of_Richard_Dawkins this essay]] making fun of how all atheists are awkward nerds who will never be loved.
* AlternativeCharacterInterpretation: A theory occasionally batted about is that Schlafly himself is the ultimate parodist, having created the site either ForTheEvulz because ItAmusedMe or to make conservatism look bad without offending his mother (Phyllis Schlafly, naturally). If nothing else, the idea does help your SAN score a lot.
* BileFascination: How Thisis how many people on the Internet feel about the website. And, arguably, website and some of its members.



** In the page for Classroom Prayer, they state that it has been proved that classroom prayer would get rid of all of America's problems, like every crime you can think of, schizophrenia, obesity, the national debt, suicide, murder... all but global warming. The source they used was a ''poll'' that asked if classroom prayer could lower the crime rate. And if that wasn't bad enough, ''the majority said no.'' (26 to 15)

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** In the page for Classroom Prayer, they state that it has been proved that classroom prayer would get rid of all of America's problems, like every crime you can think of, schizophrenia, obesity, the national debt, suicide, murder... all but global warming. The source they used was a ''poll'' that asked if classroom prayer could lower the crime rate. And if If that wasn't bad enough, ''the majority said no.'' (26 to 15)



* [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Crowning Moment Of Awesome]]: Depending on your viewpoint, [[http://www.conservapedia.com/Conservapedia:Lenski_dialog the Lenski dialog]]. It pretty much serves as the ultimate verbal smackdown of Schlafly.

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* [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Crowning Moment Of Awesome]]: Awesome]]:
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Depending on your viewpoint, [[http://www.conservapedia.com/Conservapedia:Lenski_dialog the Lenski dialog]]. It pretty much serves as the ultimate verbal smackdown of Schlafly.



* EveryoneIsJesusInPurgatory: Conservative Bible Project [[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=John_15-21_%28Translated%29&diff=prev&oldid=757526 example]]

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* %%* EveryoneIsJesusInPurgatory: Conservative Bible Project [[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=John_15-21_%28Translated%29&diff=prev&oldid=757526 example]]



** Please note that the above-mentioned Oslo shooting was a [[CriticalResearchFailure self-declared ultraconservative attacking a bunch of people FOR BEING LIBERALS]]. Apparently it is liberal to murder people for being liberals.

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** *** Please note that the above-mentioned Oslo shooting was a [[CriticalResearchFailure self-declared ultraconservative attacking a bunch of people FOR BEING LIBERALS]]. Apparently it is liberal to murder people for being liberals.



** Also the fact that the troll contributors are ''[[PoesLaw completely indistinguishable]]'' from the actual ones, even to Schlafly himself - some trolls have managed to go undetected despite making regular significant contributions to the site for ''years'', and a troll getting promoted to sysop/bureaucrat is a semi-common occurrence. In fact, most trolls are only 'discovered' when they decide to leave the site and deliberately out themselves.
* NoSuchThingAsBadPublicity: After a [[http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/File:Capture_df5ca5e314efe6d4aa6d81a16acaefee50be1bf2.png Massive vandalism spree]], Andy [[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageleft&diff=810592&oldid=810425 proudly boosts the edit count on the main page]]. And after a week of the site being under a crippling [=DDoS=] attack, [[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template%3AMainpageleft&action=historysubmit&diff=859852&oldid=859792 he boasts that the site had "broken its March record for the number of unique visitors."]][[note]]You may be inclined to think that this is an April Fool's Day joke. Alas, [[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template%3AMainpageright&action=historysubmit&diff=859870=859851 they aren't very good at those.]][[/note]] Also, expect almost any news or blog reference to Conservapedia to get plastered all over the front page, regardless of that the post says about them.
* SoBadItsGood: If you take it as a joke.

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** Also the The fact that the troll contributors are ''[[PoesLaw completely indistinguishable]]'' from the actual real ones, even to Schlafly himself - some trolls have managed to go undetected despite making regular significant contributions to the site for ''years'', and a troll getting promoted to sysop/bureaucrat is a semi-common occurrence. In fact, most trolls are only 'discovered' when they decide to leave the site and deliberately out themselves.
* NoSuchThingAsBadPublicity: After a [[http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/File:Capture_df5ca5e314efe6d4aa6d81a16acaefee50be1bf2.png Massive vandalism spree]], Andy [[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageleft&diff=810592&oldid=810425 proudly boosts the edit count on the main page]]. And after After a week of the site being under a crippling [=DDoS=] attack, [[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template%3AMainpageleft&action=historysubmit&diff=859852&oldid=859792 he boasts that the site had "broken its March record for the number of unique visitors."]][[note]]You may be inclined to think that this is an April Fool's Day joke. Alas, [[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template%3AMainpageright&action=historysubmit&diff=859870=859851 they aren't very good at those.]][[/note]] Also, expect almost any news or blog reference to Conservapedia to get plastered all over the front page, regardless of that the post says about them.
* SoBadItsGood: If SoBadItsGood:
**If
you take it as a joke.joke then it is a hilarious one.



** Conservative's essays. That is all.
* SnarkBait

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** Conservative's essays. That is all.
essays would get straight up Fs in class.
* SnarkBaitSnarkBait: It's a popular target for jokes on the internet.



** [[Film/TheSocialNetwork The Facebook movie]] lost Best Picture! UsefulNotes/SarahPalin is a major user of Facebook! Will she not win the Republican nomination in 2012?!
*** HilariousInHindsight, in that Palin did not win the Republican nomination. Even more hilarious in that President Obama won that year, and he uses Facebook.
** ''Franchise/StarTrek'', ''Series/TheOfficeUS'', ''Series/TheApprentice'', ''Series/TheSixMillionDollarMan'': all CONSERVATIVE shows! (even though ''Star Trek'' broke barriers by having a black woman and an Asian man on the bridge, ''The Office'' is '''not''' overtly political, and DonaldTrump has mentioned politics precisely once on ''The Apprentice'' and actually spoke of Barack Obama in '''complimentary''' terms on that occasion).
** ''Film/TheKingsSpeech'' is obviously a RIGHTEOUS, CONSERVATIVE movie! (Despite the fact that it takes place in England, and Schlafly ''[[MisplacedNationalism really]]'' hates England).
*** But he loves the Monarchy...

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** [[Film/TheSocialNetwork The Facebook movie]] lost Best Picture! UsefulNotes/SarahPalin is a major user of Facebook! Will she not win the Republican nomination in 2012?!
*** HilariousInHindsight,
2012?! It's HilariousInHindsight in that Palin did not win the Republican nomination. Even more hilarious in that President Obama won that year, and he uses Facebook.
** ''Franchise/StarTrek'', ''Series/TheOfficeUS'', ''Series/TheApprentice'', ''Series/TheSixMillionDollarMan'': all CONSERVATIVE shows! (even though ''Star Trek'' broke barriers by having a black woman and an Asian man on the bridge, ''The Office'' is '''not''' overtly political, and DonaldTrump has mentioned politics precisely once on ''The Apprentice'' and actually spoke of Barack Obama in '''complimentary''' terms on that occasion).
** ''Film/TheKingsSpeech'' is obviously a RIGHTEOUS, CONSERVATIVE movie! (Despite the fact that it takes place in England, and Schlafly ''[[MisplacedNationalism really]]'' hates England).
*** But
England), but he loves the Monarchy...
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