History WhatAnIdiot / TheRoom2003

* Really, the entire movie can be summed up as follows:\\
'''You'd Expect:''' People in this movie to respond to anything the way a normal human being would. \\
'''Instead:''' You get ''Film/TheRoom2003''. \\
'''As a Result:''' This movie lives on forever as [[SoBadItsGood an unintentionally hilarious masterpiece]].

'''Instead:''' You get ''Film/TheRoom''. \\

It's safe to say that the characters in ''Film/TheRoom'' [[DarthWiki/WhatAnIdiot aren't the sharpest tools in the shed]].

It's safe to say that the characters in ''Film/TheRoom'' aren't the sharpest tools in the shed.

'''As a Result:''' This movie lives on forever as [[SoBadItsGood an unintentionally hilarious masterpiece]].

'''As a Result:''' This leads into another fight and Johnny crosses the DespairEventHorizon, thinking everybody betrayed him and yelling, "I'm fed up with this world!".

'''As a Result:''' Mark leaves her for good.

'''As a Result:''' This movie lives on forever as an unintentionally hilarious masterpiece.

'''As a Result:''' Johnny is so distraught by the betrayal that he [[spoiler: commits suicide]]. \\

'''Instead:''' You get ''Film/TheRoom''.

'''Instead:''' You get ''Film/TheRoom''.

-->'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic (as Lisa):''' "Come on, we'll have sex on his corpse, it'll be tons of fun!"

'''Instead:''' You get ''Film/TheRoom''.
** If ''Literature/TheDisasterArtist'' is any indication, ''the whole movie'' lacks common sense, both in and out of fiction. See [[YMMV/TheDisasterArtist this page]] for details.

* Mark and Lisa find Johnny’s dead body.\\

-->'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic (as Lisa):''' "Come on, we'll have sex on his corpse, it’ll be tons of fun!"

'''As a Result:''' The party gets ruined and Johnny commits suicide after finding out about Lisa's affair, which ends up scarring Lisa for life and (apparently) dooming her because her bills were paid by Johnny.\\

'''Instead:''' She tries to use Johnny’s death as an excuse for her and Mark to be together.\\

'''Instead:''' She asks, “I’ve lost him, but I still have you, right?”\\

'''You'd Expect:''' Lisa to be rational and realize what disastrous consequences will happen to Johnny (such as killing himself, because he's extremely sensitive), and also remember the fact that Johnny supports her financially, and listen to Steven and stop loving Mark. Either that, or take Steven's words into consideration for her actions and at least think about what will happen if she ends up destroying Johnny. It's strange that Mark doesn't have any hesitation either. If both people in a couple don't have inhibitions, then there will almost always be trouble. At least one person should have some doubts. Or she could be a little more discreet (cheating on your fiancé at his birthday party is pretty much asking to get caught). At ''very'' least she could simply tell Johnny the truth and actually treat him with some amount of respect.\\

'''You'd Expect:''' His friends, such as [[TagalongKid Denny]], [[RememberTheNewGuy Steven]], [[ChuckCunninghamSyndrome Peter]], [[OnlySaneMan Michelle]], or [[LargeHam Mike]] to stay with him and try to convince him that everything's going to be fine and to make sure he doesn't try anything stupid.\\

* During Johnny's birthday party when everybody else goes outside, his fiance, Lisa continues cheating on Johnny by making out with Mark, Johnny's best friend. As they start to make out, one of the party guests, [[RememberTheNewGuy Steven]], enters back inside and catches Lisa and Mark making out. Mark then replies to Steven asking why they are doing this by telling him, "Leave your stupid comments in your pocket." Steven then says to Lisa, "You understand what you're doing? You're going to destroy Johnny. He's ''very'' sensitive."\\

* Denny is strapped for cash. He needs "some money to pay off some stuff."\\
'''You'd Expect:''' He would turn to Johnny, his surrogate father, who is wealthy, is paying Denny's tuition, and has no problem spending lots of money on his loved ones.\\
'''Instead:''' He buys drugs, and goes into debt with his dealer.\\
'''As a Result:''' The dealer corners Denny and nearly kills him.\\
'''In Addition:''' He apparently told Chris-R where he lived, or at least made it easy for Chris-R to track him down.
* Denny has a crush on Lisa. \\
'''You'd Expect:''' He'd keep it to himself, as she's going to marry a man who's basically his father. \\
'''Instead:''' He tries to join in on their foreplay,[[note]]Even if his intentions were innocent, it's still very odd behavior for anyone other than a small child[[/note]] and later asks her for a kiss. \\
'''You'd further expect:''' After he passes the attempted kiss off as "just kidding," he'd drop the matter. \\
'''Instead:''' He confesses to Johnny, her fiance and his gravy train, that he may be in love with her.

'''Instead:''' She asks, “I’ve lost him, but I still have you, right?”
-->'''Nostalgia Critic (as Lisa):''' "Come on, we'll have sex on his corpse, it’ll be tons of fun!"

'''Instead:''' They just leave, [[WhatHappenedToTheMouse never to appear again]] save for Denny.\\

-->'''Nostalgia Critic (as Lisa):''' "Let's have sex on his corpse, it’ll be tons of fun!"