History Webcomic / TheWhiteboard

18th Apr '16 5:41:45 AM Nohbody
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* TheGlomp: Nothing says "I love you" like playing [[Franchise/{{Alien}} facehugger]] on one's loved ones. Just ask [[http://www.the-whiteboard.com/autowb399.html Tawny]] and [[http://www.the-whiteboard.com/autotwb2085.html Robin,]] both of whom wrap around the head of their respective targets.
22nd Feb '16 6:23:45 AM Nohbody
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** And the new ''prototype'' marker Robin won is so impractical that it requires a computer that nobody except ''overclockers'' would currently have: a Windows PC (with a ''5 [=GHz=]'' processor and 32 GB of RAM), a ''USB 4'' cable, fingerprint analyser, neural port interface, retinal scanner, an Occulus Rift [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and a note from your mother]]. The owner's manual is as thick as a telephone directory.
*** Oh, and also requires knowledge in SQL (the database is needed for the Bernoulli Inducer Control maps), containment fields (for injecting tritium) and the use of a ''Cray supercomputer'' [[spoiler:[[CrazyPrepared (which Roger happens to keep a spare in his truck for)]]]]!
*** Just the list of the ''features'' it has make no sense: 5G capable, firing from the cloud, web-enabled fire modes and it's own Facebook page!

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** And the The new ''prototype'' marker Robin won is so impractical that it requires a computer that nobody except ''overclockers'' would currently have: a Windows PC (with a ''5 [=GHz=]'' processor and 32 GB of RAM), a ''USB 4'' cable, fingerprint analyser, neural port interface, retinal scanner, an Occulus Rift Rift, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and a note from your mother]]. The owner's manual is as thick as a telephone directory.
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directory. It also requires knowledge in SQL (the database is needed for the Bernoulli Inducer Control maps), containment fields (for injecting tritium) and the use of a ''Cray supercomputer'' [[spoiler:[[CrazyPrepared (which Roger happens to keep a spare in his truck for)]]]]!
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for)]]]]! Just the list of the ''features'' it has make no sense: 5G capable, firing from the cloud, web-enabled fire modes and it's own Facebook page!
13th Feb '16 12:54:57 PM MrInitialMan
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** [[http://www.the-whiteboard.com/autotwb2045.html "Pie tag!"], courtesy of Bandit.
6th Feb '16 2:59:35 PM TranceWarp
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** And the new ''prototype'' marker Robin won is so impractical that it requires a computer that nobody except ''overclockers'' would currently have: a Windows PC (with a ''5 [=GHz=]'' processor and 32 GB of RAM), a ''USB 4'' cable, fingerprint analyser, neural port interface, retinal scanner, an Occulus Rift [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and a note from your mother]]. The owner's manual is as thick as a telephone directory.
*** Oh, and also requires knowledge in SQL (the database is needed for the Bernoulli Inducer Control maps), containment fields (for injecting tritium) and the use of a ''Cray supercomputer'' [[spoiler:[[CrazyPrepared (which Roger happens to keep a spare in his truck for)]]]]!
*** Just the list of the ''features'' it has make no sense: 5G capable, firing from the cloud, web-enabled fire modes and it's own Facebook page!
3rd Feb '16 9:53:33 PM Nohbody
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-->'''Doc:''' So you're saying you thought I wouldn't like the chance to quaff Dew, eat chips, meet girls, and maybe staple Swampy to the ceiling again?

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-->'''Doc:''' --->'''Doc:''' So you're saying you thought I wouldn't like the chance to quaff Dew, eat chips, meet girls, and maybe staple Swampy to the ceiling again?
3rd Feb '16 9:53:14 PM Nohbody
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* ArsonMurderandJaywalking:

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* ArsonMurderandJaywalking: ArsonMurderAndJaywalking:
3rd Feb '16 9:52:46 PM Nohbody
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Doc: So you're saying you thought I wouldn't like the chance to quaff Dew, eat chips, meet girls, and maybe staple Swampy to the ceiling again?

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Doc: -->'''Doc:''' So you're saying you thought I wouldn't like the chance to quaff Dew, eat chips, meet girls, and maybe staple Swampy to the ceiling again?
2nd Feb '16 11:53:07 PM MirandaShadowind
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* ArsonMurderandJaywalking:
** While Doc and Roger are working on a gun with a fusion reactor that can shoot paintballs through time, it's speculated that the following would happen after a core failure: "There would be a massive influx of gamma rays, the core would overheat, fuse, possibly go critical, and detonate. In fact, if the Transwarp barrel were operating, the explosion could collapse the Morris-Thorne wormhole, rupturing the fabric of space/time and destroying the universe." And "the DVD player would probably stop working too."
** Inverted by Doc after Roger tells him that he (Roger) and the others were being sneaky about planning a Christmas party because they weren't sure Doc wanted to have another party so soon:
Doc: So you're saying you thought I wouldn't like the chance to quaff Dew, eat chips, meet girls, and maybe staple Swampy to the ceiling again?
15th Jan '16 5:57:06 PM Nohbody
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* RulesLawyer: [[http://www.the-whiteboard.com/autotwb1684.html A badger abusing paintball rules regarding broken balls counting a person out]] takes his complaints to several refs at Red's field. In retaliation, the staff arranges a game with [[http://www.the-whiteboard.com/autotwb1688.html everyone else against the one badger,]] which in spite of said badger's complaint [[http://www.the-whiteboard.com/autotwb1690.html isn't prohibited by the rules.]]
14th Jan '16 10:41:07 PM MrInitialMan
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* MassOhCrap: * [[http://www.the-whiteboard.com/autotwb2023.html Everyone was happy that Daryl finally won a match with a paint grenade.]] Then everyone learned that Daryl's prize was a ''whole case of Mark 40 paint grenades!''

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* MassOhCrap: * [[http://www.the-whiteboard.com/autotwb2023.html Everyone was happy that Daryl finally won a match with a paint grenade.]] Then everyone learned that Daryl's prize was a ''whole case of Mark 40 paint grenades!''
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