History Webcomic / TheWhiteboard

6th Feb '16 2:59:35 PM TranceWarp
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** And the new ''prototype'' marker Robin won is so impractical that it requires a computer that nobody except ''overclockers'' would currently have: a Windows PC (with a ''5 [=GHz=]'' processor and 32 GB of RAM), a ''USB 4'' cable, fingerprint analyser, neural port interface, retinal scanner, an Occulus Rift [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and a note from your mother]]. The owner's manual is as thick as a telephone directory. *** Oh, and also requires knowledge in SQL (the database is needed for the Bernoulli Inducer Control maps), containment fields (for injecting tritium) and the use of a ''Cray supercomputer'' [[spoiler:[[CrazyPrepared (which Roger happens to keep a spare in his truck for)]]]]! *** Just the list of the ''features'' it has make no sense: 5G capable, firing from the cloud, web-enabled fire modes and it's own Facebook page!
3rd Feb '16 9:53:33 PM Nohbody
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  • sigh* Last time, I promise.
-->'''Doc:''' So you're saying you thought I wouldn't like the chance to quaff Dew, eat chips, meet girls, and maybe staple Swampy to the ceiling again?
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-->'''Doc:''' --->'''Doc:''' So you're saying you thought I wouldn't like the chance to quaff Dew, eat chips, meet girls, and maybe staple Swampy to the ceiling again?
3rd Feb '16 9:53:14 PM Nohbody
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trope name formatting, too, just to be nitpicky :P
* ArsonMurderandJaywalking:
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* ArsonMurderandJaywalking: ArsonMurderAndJaywalking:
3rd Feb '16 9:52:46 PM Nohbody
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Doc: So you're saying you thought I wouldn't like the chance to quaff Dew, eat chips, meet girls, and maybe staple Swampy to the ceiling again?
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Doc: -->'''Doc:''' So you're saying you thought I wouldn't like the chance to quaff Dew, eat chips, meet girls, and maybe staple Swampy to the ceiling again?
2nd Feb '16 11:53:07 PM MirandaShadowind
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* ArsonMurderandJaywalking: ** While Doc and Roger are working on a gun with a fusion reactor that can shoot paintballs through time, it's speculated that the following would happen after a core failure: "There would be a massive influx of gamma rays, the core would overheat, fuse, possibly go critical, and detonate. In fact, if the Transwarp barrel were operating, the explosion could collapse the Morris-Thorne wormhole, rupturing the fabric of space/time and destroying the universe." And "the DVD player would probably stop working too." ** Inverted by Doc after Roger tells him that he (Roger) and the others were being sneaky about planning a Christmas party because they weren't sure Doc wanted to have another party so soon: Doc: So you're saying you thought I wouldn't like the chance to quaff Dew, eat chips, meet girls, and maybe staple Swampy to the ceiling again?
15th Jan '16 5:57:06 PM Nohbody
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* RulesLawyer: [[http://www.the-whiteboard.com/autotwb1684.html A badger abusing paintball rules regarding broken balls counting a person out]] takes his complaints to several refs at Red's field. In retaliation, the staff arranges a game with [[http://www.the-whiteboard.com/autotwb1688.html everyone else against the one badger,]] which in spite of said badger's complaint [[http://www.the-whiteboard.com/autotwb1690.html isn't prohibited by the rules.]]
14th Jan '16 10:41:07 PM MrInitialMan
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* MassOhCrap: * [[http://www.the-whiteboard.com/autotwb2023.html Everyone was happy that Daryl finally won a match with a paint grenade.]] Then everyone learned that Daryl's prize was a ''whole case of Mark 40 paint grenades!''
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* MassOhCrap: * [[http://www.the-whiteboard.com/autotwb2023.html Everyone was happy that Daryl finally won a match with a paint grenade.]] Then everyone learned that Daryl's prize was a ''whole case of Mark 40 paint grenades!''
14th Jan '16 10:39:54 PM MrInitialMan
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Moved example from Oh Crap to Mass O' Crap. Also matched up Daryl's name to the spelling in that particular strip. (Wait, was that an apotrophe instead of an H? My mistake :D ))
* MassOhCrap: * [[http://www.the-whiteboard.com/autotwb2023.html Everyone was happy that Daryl finally won a match with a paint grenade.]] Then everyone learned that Daryl's prize was a ''whole case of Mark 40 paint grenades!''

** [[http://www.the-whiteboard.com/autotwb2023.html Everyone was happy that Darryl finally won a match with a paint grenade.]] Then everyone learned that Darryl's prize was a ''whole case of Mark 40 paint grenades!''
11th Jan '16 11:06:05 PM MrInitialMan
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* ThisIsGonnaSuck: ''Everyone else'' when Daryl gets his big prize: [[http://the-whiteboard.com/autotwb2023.html an entire crate of Mark-40 paint grenades]], [[http://www.the-whiteboard.com/autotwb1120.html which he and Larry can and have]] [[http://www.the-whiteboard.com/autotwb2000.html used to glorious effect]]--when they haven't gone [[http://www.the-whiteboard.com/autotwb1109.html hilariously amiss]]. Daryl, however, is overjoyed.

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* YouMonster: Red calls Doc a bastard for awarding Daryl an entire crate of very effective paint grenades.
7th Jan '16 6:43:36 PM Nohbody
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extra space clipped, reworded some entries to cut down on the "this strip" stuff. Probably can do more along those lines, but I'm lazy. :P
** In [[http://www.the-whiteboard.com/autowb1971.html this strip,]] when Roger heard his new {{BFG}} go off at the chronographer station.
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** In [[http://www.the-whiteboard.com/autowb1971.html this strip,]] when When Roger heard his new {{BFG}} go off at the chronographer station.station:

Roger:''' ''SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!'' ** And in [[http://www.the-whiteboard.com/autotwb2023.html this one]], everyone was happy that Darryl finally won a match with a paint grenade. Then everyone learned that Darryl's prize was a ''whole case of Mark 40 paint grenades!''
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Roger:''' ''SWEET ''[[http://www.the-whiteboard.com/autowb1971.html SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!'' CRAP!]]'' ** And in [[http://www.the-whiteboard.com/autotwb2023.html this one]], everyone Everyone was happy that Darryl finally won a match with a paint grenade. grenade.]] Then everyone learned that Darryl's prize was a ''whole case of Mark 40 paint grenades!'' grenades!''
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