History Webcomic / KrazyNoodleMassacre

* EndearinglyDorky: Applicable tot he entire cast, but especially Dempsey, who has huge glasses, buck teeth, and is unapologetically enthusiastic in the most awkward way possible.

* BigBeautifulMan: Rhodes is short and chubby, but portrayed as a cute character. He wanders around in an open vest in chapter 1 with his CarpetOfVirility hanging out.

* BigBeautifulMan: Rhodes is short and chubby, but portrayed as an attractive character. He wanders around in an open vest in chapter 1 with his CarpetOfVirility hanging out.

The comic contains strong overarching themes about to mental illness, paranoia, trauma, emotional abuse, and anxiety. It's definitely not for little kids.

* NoSocialSkills: Gideon pops up behind Dempsey when he sees him at the grocery store, scares the living daylights out of him, and tells him that his teeth make him look like a gopher. The worst part is that he's trying to make friends with him. He beats himself up for his gaffes later.

* OffTheGrid: Gideon's home has its own power and water supply, and is so far away from everything that you need to know the area to be able to find it. Unfortunately, Gideon doesn't know much about subsistence farming, which means he has to go into to town to buy supplies--and his beloved Krazy Noodles.

* TallDarkAndHandsome: Gabriel is intimidatingly tall, with sharp eyes and dark skin.

Rhodes and Dempsey are a young married couple who are just getting started in life. They'd like to move forward with their own careers and goals, but they keep getting distracted by everything from cutesy video games to tasteless late-night shows about serial killers. Late one night, Dempsey comes home with a wild story about running into a jittery man at the grocery store who buys almost nothing but a generic macaroni product called "Krazy Noodles." Much to Rhodes' hesitation, Dempsey comes up with a plan to go spying on him the following week so that Rhodes can see him for himself. They might think they're just going on a funny little adventure, but neither of them have any clue how much trouble they're about to cause—not only for themselves, but the guy they want to stare at.

* ShowWithinAShow: Rhodes watches a tacky late-night show called "Murders, Mysteries, and Mayhem." It purports to be a documentary series, but many of its subjects are questionable at best and sensationalized to the point of absurdity. It revolves around gruesome murders, supernatural phenomena, alien abductions, Bigfoot stealing lasers and destroying an orphanage...you get the idea.

Meanwhile, Gideon wants to be left alone so he can build his noodle sculptures in peace, but his worst fears come true when he realizes that he's being followed around by two strange guys at the grocery store. It doesn't help that he's being haunted by a psychic vampire incubus named Gabriel, who pretends to be his best friend but encourages his worst paranoid tendencies. He already deals with suffocating anxiety—how will he cope with being viewed like a zoo animal?

* AncientEvil: The cast page of the comic lists Gabriel as being "unknown, potentially thousands of years old." How he maintains his youthful vigor is a mystery...

[[https://krazynoodlemassacre.com Krazy Noodle Massacre]] is a psychological horror webcomic created by Alex Lutz, aka Lutzbug. It launched on November 19, 2017 and is currently hosted on ComicFury.

Meanwhile, Gideon wants to be left alone so he can build his noodle sculptures in peace, but his worst fears come true when he realizes that he's being followed around by two strange guys at the grocery store. It doesn't help that he's being haunted by a psychic vampire incubus named Gabriel, who pretends to be his best friend but encourages his worst paranoid tendencies. He already deals with suffocating anxiety—how will he deal with benign stalkers?

->''"Yes...but I still remember. It follows me."''

* EvilIsSexy: Gabriel is the most attractive member of the whole cast, despite being the most evil.

* NightmareFuel: Much of the story could be considered part of this trope, but especially the paranoid flashbacks, giant noodle sculptures, and the shadows that follow Gideon around his house.

* AmbiguouslyGay: Gideon and Gabriel's relationship isn't explicitly acknowledged as being gay, but their interactions have homoerotic undertones.

* Gaslighting: Gabriel plays into Gideon's paranoia and convinces him that everyone really is out to get him.

* Doppelganger: Gabriel molded himself to look like a more beautiful version of Gideon, perhaps to make him jealous in some strange way.

* Doppelgänger: Gabriel molded himself to look like a more beautiful version of Gideon, perhaps to make him jealous in some strange way.

* Doppelganger: Gabriel molded himself to look like a more beautiful version of Gideon, perhaps to make him jealous in some strange way.

[[https://krazynoodlemassacre.com Krazy Noodle Massacre]] is a surreal horror webcomic created by Alex Lutz, aka Lutzbug. It launched on November 19, 2017 and is currently hosted on ComicFury.

* DontGoInTheWoods: Gideon's home is in the middle of a dark, creepy forest.

* TallDarkAndHandsome: Gabriel is intimidatingly tall, with sharp eyes and dark skin.

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* AllInTheEyes: Seen in Chapter 2, when a shadowy figure with luminous green eyes follows Gideon around his house.