History Webcomic / Eatatau

* TheReveal:
** Johnson is [[spoiler: a psyker]].
** The dhrukarii child is [[spoiler: inhabited by a C'tan shard, who was also Lucypher]].

** The dhrukarii child is [[spoiler: a C'tan shard]].

* TheFinalTemptation: Upon finding the Sword of the Lion, Lucypher (the old man) tells Johnson that he could take up the sword and lead such a mighty crusade that he'd become a Lord of Terra. Johnson acknowledges that the sword was meant for a primarch, and he has no right to wield it. Lucypher reveals that this was a SecretTestOfCharacter and leads him to the armor and weapons Lucypher wielded in life.

* AcestralWeapon: Midway through the battle for the Craftworld, Johnson finds a sword that belonged to ''Lion El'johnson himself!'' However, he acknowledges that it was made for a primarch, not a mere Space Marine, and contents himself with a plasma pistol instead.

* SwallowedWhole: Narrowly averted when Scratt is almost eaten by a Mawloc.

* FromASingleCell:
** Lillith the Wych can regrow her body "as long as even the smallest fragment remains." Sha'shiva gets around this by [[NoBodyLeftBehind vapourizing her entirely.]]

** First Spouse Selene's outfit is a thong bikini, big, badass boots, and a fannypack.

* BackFromTheDead: Seargant Johnson is given a TorsoWithAView by a Darklance in chapter 4. He's rebuilt by the Archon's Fleshmaster (read: [[MadScientist Haemonculus]]) into a half-Druchii gladiator.

* FromASingleCell: Lillith the Wych can regrow her body "as long as even the smallest fragment remains." Sha'shiva gets around this by [[NoBodyLeftBehind vapourizing her entirely.]]

* HeroicBSOD: The new Archon has a device that causes these.

''[[https://m.tapas.io/series/Eatatau EATATAU!!]]'' is a [[BlackComedy comedic]] and brutally {{grimdark}} webcomic by Darius "True_Darius" Craine and Legault that [[MetaphoricallyTrue is most certainly not taking place]] inside the world of ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''. Many names are closely related yet different from a certain tabletop game for copyright reasons, but this rarely detracts from the enjoyment of the story, comedy or action. It is absolutely unsuitable for minors and a few pages are decidedly {{NSFW}}.

''[[http://eatatau.smackjeeves.com/ EATATAU!!]]'' is a [[BlackComedy comedic]] and brutally {{grimdark}} webcomic by Darius "True_Darius" Craine and Legault that [[MetaphoricallyTrue is most certainly not taking place]] inside the world of ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''. Many names are closely related yet different from a certain tabletop game for copyright reasons, but this rarely detracts from the enjoyment of the story, comedy or action. It is absolutely unsuitable for minors and a few pages are decidedly {{NSFW}}.

* RunningGag: In the Spacecraftworld arc, everyone accidentally calls a Howling Banshee exarch some casual synonymn for "a man" (dude, guy, etc), which makes her want to kill them.

* SerialNumbersFiledOff: The setting can only be described as "Bootleg 40k."

* SwallowedWhole: Narrowly averted when the kroott is almost eaten by a Mawloc.

** Darius him/herself draws him as both a guy and a girl in out-of-universe pages.

* ReallySevenHundredYearsOld: Most of the Durchii are AT LEAST 1,000 years old. The sole exception is their ex wife, who was born ON the planet they crash landed on. She's ''slightly less'' than 1,000 years old.

** Kor'la, at least towards female Ttau. He explicitly has no interest in other species like Sha'shiva, however. In fact, his response to Selene's battle bikini is that the elf ears and washboard abs spoil it for him.

* BackFromTheDead: Seargant Johnson is given a TorsoWithAView by a Darklance in chapter 4. He's rebuilt by the Archon's Fleshmaster (read: [[MadScientist Haemonculus]]) into a half-Druchii gladiator

** Darius him/herself draws him/herself as both a guy and a girl in out-of-universe pages.

* CerebusSyndrome: After the first chapter, the comedy starts to take a backseat to 40k's signature brand of Grimdark.

* BackFromTheDead: Seargant Johnson is given ATorsoWithAView by a Darklance in chapter 4. He's rebuilt by the Archon's Fleshmaster (read: Haemonculus) into a half-Druchii gladiator