History WebVideo / CinematicExcrement

While the series was formerly hosted on Blip, it is now available primarily on [[https://www.youtube.com/c/cinematicexcrement YouTube]]. The first 100 episodes have also been uploaded to Platform/{{Vimeo}} (see [[http://vimeo.com/cinematicexcrement here]]), and Smeghead has recommended these uploads for fans who want to see videos in their full, original form in cases of deletions or modifications in the name of copyright infringement. The show also has a [[https://cinematicexcrement.wordpress.com/ WordPress blog]], mainly consisting of promoting new uploads, and Smeghead can also be found individually on [[https://twitter.com/smeghead4269 Twitter]].

** "Our hero(es), ladies and gentlemen!" whenever the people the audience are supposed to be rooting for make a dick move.

** When reviewing a movie that acts as a vehicle for a celebrity that is not know for being an actor, he will usually introduce the film as starring the person, immediately followed by "And what can you about [this person] that hasn't already been said?"

* CoolAndUnusualPunishment: After taking ''Film/LastOunceOfCourage'' to task by ripping apart its "War on Christmas" propaganda and the filmmakers' seeming persecution complex, once he gets to the end of the film, he decides to tell every single person involved in its production or promotion the most stinging thing they could hear..."Happy Holidays."

* SwissCheeseSecurity: During his second look at ''Film/Catwoman2004'', Smeghead notes this about a club that Patience goes to, wondering how she got past the bouncer while wielding both visibly sharp claws and a huge whip:

** His ''Dirty Love'' review takes frequent shots at the film's star Creator/JennyMcCarthy for her anti-vaxxer activism. The timing of the episode's release could not have been better, since the review was released several months after the COVID-19 vaccine came out in America, and the reluctance of a significant chunk of the country's population to take it helped the anti-vaxxer movement go from fringe to mainstream. He ends up calling her a "stupid, ignorant, lobotomized [[CountryMatters cunt-puddle]]", a "sentient vial of anal seepage", a "brain-dead bimbo" and an "open sore", and further pokes fun at her in the thumbnail of his review, which swaps the film's tagline "Got dumped?" out for "Got vaxxed?".
*** Andrew Wakefield, the disgraced physician who released the since-debunked study that [=McCarthy=] based her claims on, is also not spared, with Smeghead adding text to a picture of him that reads, "There is a special place in Hell reserved for this asshole."

* IKnowMortalKombat: Smeg pokes fun of this trope in his review for ''Film/ShiningThrough''. He reasons that, because the film has its main character qualified to be a spy because she watched a lot of spy movies, then because of all the movies he's watched involving space travel,[[note]]naming ''Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey'', ''Film/{{Interstellar}}'', ''Film/{{Gravity}}'', ''Film/PlanetOfTheApes1968'', ''Film/TheMartian'', ''Film/AdAstra'', ''Film/Apollo13'', and ''Film/Apollo18''[[/note]] by that logic, he's qualified to be an astronaut.

* IKnowMaddenKombat: Smeg pokes fun of this trope in his review for ''Film/ShiningThrough''. He reasons that, because the film has its main character qualified to be a spy because she watched a lot of spy movies, then because of all the movies he's watched involving space travel,[[note]]naming ''Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey'', ''Film/{{Interstellar}}'', ''Film/{{Gravity}}'', ''Film/PlanetOfTheApes1968'', ''Film/TheMartian'', ''Film/AdAstra'', ''Film/Apollo13'', and ''Film/Apollo18''[[/note]] by that logic, he's qualified to be an astronaut.

* MurderSimulators: While he doesn't use the exact fallacy, he does mention something very similar in his review of ''Film/ShiningThrough''. He reasons that, because the film has its main character qualified to be a spy because she watched a lot of spy movies, then because of all the movies he's watched involving space travel,[[note]]naming ''Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey'', ''Film/{{Interstellar}}'', ''Film/{{Gravity}}'', ''Film/PlanetOfTheApes1968'', ''Film/TheMartian'', ''Film/AdAstra'', ''Film/Apollo13'', and ''Film/Apollo18''[[/note]] by that logic, he's qualified to be an astronaut.

* ShoutingShooter: When noting an instance of this trope in a ''Film/RamboFirstBloodPartII'' where Rambo screams while gunning Viet Cong soldiers down from a helicopter, he sarcastically states, "It's a little-known fact that screaming while you shoot makes the bullets fly faster."

** Notes the increase in main villain count within the original ''Batman'' film series, as ''[[Film/BatmanReturns Returns]]'' and ''[[Film/BatmanForever Forever]]'' both had two (the Penguin and the Catwoman in the former, and Two-Face and the Riddler in the latter), while ''Film/BatmanAndRobin'' had '''three''' (Poison Ivy, Bane, and Mr. Freeze).

* TitleDrop: In some of his early reviews such as ''Twilight'' and ''Film/NeverBackDown'', he does this to describe what the movies are like.