History WebVideo / BreadBoys

-->'''Son:''' Father, that's a furry.\\
''(Beat)''\\

''(cue the furry burning while nailed to a cross)''

* ImplacableMan: In "Uncle Caught in 4k", Son decides to show Uncle a picture of a catgirl to convince him to like anime. Uncle responds by going on a murderous rampage spanning entire ''countries''.

* DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu: In "Why I Was Banned From REALITY", Father takes away Son's ability to speak and later [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin bans him from reality]]. Son's response as soon as he regains the ability to speak?

* GuyInRealLife: [[InvertedTrope Inverted]] in "Son, I Got Catfished" where Father's 'trainee' turns out to be an attractive anime girl.

* DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu: In "Why I Was Banned From REALITY", Father takes away Son's ability to speak and later [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin bans him from reality]]. Son's response as soon as he regains this ability?

* DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu: In "Why I Was Banned From REALITY", Father takes away Son's ability to speak. Son's response as soon as he regains this ability?

!Tropes Include:

* NoIndoorVoice: Father almost always shouts when he speaks. When he becomes silent, however, it's a good sign that shit is about to hit the fan.

* HeroicComedicSociopath: Father.

'''Emma:''' I hope both the sides of you pillow are warm tonight. Every sock in your room stands up straight on its own and it grosses me out. No woman in their right mind would even want to talk to you. I hope you get sand in your eyes. I hope you stub your toe on every piece of furniture in the house, you utter gremlin piece of shit. You make me sick to my stomach. You smell like blue cheese. I bet you like white Gatorade you greasy ass bitch. Now, I hope you have a great day. (''she hangs up'')

* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: In "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFC4Vr4Jing Son, I'm Ending Humanity]]", Father's reasons for ending humanity are his declining mental health, the delayed Third Coming of Christ, and the fact that baked beans on toast are still served in England.

* TheAgeless: How the family's immortality works, in addition to [[ResurrectiveImmortality coming back to life after a short amount of time after being killed]]; they've been around since the Crusades, and they're all remarkably spry and youthful, considering. It seems that the immortality they were given actively suppresses their aging rather than simply stopping it at the point where they got their powers, since in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kscPElNjRds this video]], where they inexplicably lose them, [[NoImmortalInertia both Father and Son's age catch up to them in a matter of seconds]].

* TheAgeless: How the family's immortality works, in addition to [[ResurrectiveImmortality coming back to life after a short amount of time after being killed by someone else]]; they've been around since the Crusades, and they're all remarkably spry and youthful, considering. It seems that the immortality they were given actively suppresses their aging rather than simply stopping it at the point where they got their powers, since in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kscPElNjRds this video]], where they inexplicably lose them, [[NoImmortalInertia both Father and Son's age catch up to them in a matter of seconds]].

* ResurrectiveImmortality: The entire family is immortal in-universe. Considering that Son dying is the series' signature RunningGag, their immortality is clearly of this caliber, along with TheAgeless.

* MagicKnight: Everyone in the Bread Boys family is this, combining physical combat and weapon training with immortality (via both [[TheAgeless agelessness]] and [[ResurrectiveImmortality a refusal to stay dead]]) and the ability to FlashStep, among other things. What makes them just this, rather than ThePaladin (considering they get their powers from God), is that they're much too [[BigScrewedUpFamily dysfunctional]] and [[BloodKnight overzealous]] to truly be the latter archetype.

* MagicKnight: Everyone in the Bread Boys family is this, combining physical combat and weapon training with immortality (via both [[TheAgeless agelessness]] and [[ResurrectiveImmortality a refusal to stay dead]]) and the ability to FlashStep, among other things. What makes them just this, rather than ThePaladin (considering they get their powers from God), is that they're much too [[BigScrewedUpFamily dysfunctional]] (and, in Father's case, [[BloodKnight overzealous]]) to truly be the latter archetype.

* MagicKnight: Everyone in the Bread Boys family is this, combining physical combat and weapon training with immortality (via both [[TheAgeless agelessness]] and [[ResurrectiveImmortality a refusal to stay dead]]) and the ability to FlashStep being among their most prevalent powers. What makes them just this, rather than ThePaladin (considering they get their powers from God), is that they're much too [[BigScrewedUpFamily dysfunctional]] (and, in Father's case, [[BloodKnight overzealous]]) to truly be the latter archetype.

* MagicKnight: Everyone in the Bread Boys family is this, combining physical combat and weapon training with immortality (via both [[TheAgeless agelessness]] and [[ResurrectiveImmortality a refusal to stay dead]]) and the ability to FlashStep being among their most prevalent powers. What makes them just this, rather than ThePaladin (considering they get their powers from God), is that they're much too [[BigScrewedUpFamily dysfunctional]] to truly be the latter archetype.