History WarpThatAesop / FanWorks

** The hero's actual LoveInterest is nothing more than a delusional fangirl LovingAShadow, regardless of her canonical characterization. Oh, and the fact that she and the hero's mother both have red hair gives the relationship Oedipal issues, despite them otherwise looking nothing alike.

* ''Fanfic/Vampiolence'':

[[folder: Fanfiction in General]]

* Every relationship requires a dominant and a submissive member in order to work. There is no such thing as equal partnership, and there are no situations where couples trade-off or take turns being in charge. Sex only works if one party is a domineering overlord and the other one is a limp doormat.

* ''Lots'' of {{shipping}} fanfic: It doesn't matter if you're too shy or awkward or whatever to confess your feelings to someone you care about, since eventually they'll fall for you anyway. This goes double if you happen to be gay.

* Fathers are completely useless creatures who don't love you. They are always the bad guys and only exist to give you genetic inheritance on top of your mother's, titles and wealth, and political power. Upon their son being born, naturally the main character, they must either die or be displaced as to let the son claim all that they were worth for. This is the aforementioned special powers, titles, wealth, political power, and occasionally [[ParentalIncest the father's wife who birthed them]].

* If a protagonist's friends and allies have wronged them in any way, shape, or form, then the protagonist is perfectly justified in ditching them for better friends, humiliating them, and/or utterly destroying their lives. After all, anything they've done (even if it's just friendly teasing, or the result of an [[OutOfCharacterMoment obviously badly-written]] episode/book/movie/etc.) is far worse than anything the villains have done; in fact, the villains will make for great new best friends in this scenario!

[[folder: Specific Fanfiction]]

** If you're in introvert, that makes you a ''freak!''

* ''Fanfic/CheshireMiraculousLadybug'': A person's worth as a hero depends on how bad they have it. Give an abused kid superpowers and it will turn out great.

*** The only rational course of action for minorities is to become a career-criminal because they have ''zero'' hope of any alternatives.

** ''Fanfic/ViridianTheGreenGuide'': All teachers are bullies that pick on their weak students same as their student bullies.

** If you hear a weird voice in your school's cellar, you, a fifteen year old girl, are the most qualified person to deal with it.

** Alternately, learning how to use the scientific method makes you smarter than people shouting gobbledygook and {{Canis Latinicus}} and gives you a reason to to be a {{Jerkass}}. It's not your fault they're less educated.

** it is possible for an odd-looking, self-loathing, Type A {{Tsundere}} to find love with someone who is attractive, kind-hearted, and sexually compatible, but only if the love interest in question has a CartwrightCurse.

*** Anyone can be a betrayal fic protagonist, until they are betrayed by their series' popular protagonist. Then they face backlash.

*** The best way to improve an unpopular protagonist is make her attracted to the main character.

** All your problems in life can be solved by joining a gang of drug users and mass murders who [[SkeletonsInTheCoatCloset wear their victims' bones]]. Just make sure you also commit several felonies rather than just hang around.

* ''Fanfic/MapleSugarPrettyCure'': Thirteen year olds are qualified to fight giant monsters.

** Goths are horrible, horrible people. Also Christians (example: [[strike:Snape]] Snap) are all incompetent villains who side with people that [[RougeAnglesOfSatin masticate]] to naked 17 year old girls.

*** Training young kids and teenagers to be professional attackers, infiltrators, spies and general soldiers is only wrong when the bad guys do it. (This one actually has been discussed in various stories. {{Brainwashing}} does make a difference.)

** Screw the MutantDraftBoard! Those guys who told you that if you leave the base you'll be attacked, captured and brainwashed are clearly lying and out to take everything good you ever had in your life! It is your unalienable right to leave by any means and return to your family, even if you just accepted that there's a ReplacementGoldfish there now.

* ''Fanfic/WhereTheDandylionsPlay'': Its your family's fault if your talents aren't useful. Just get away from them and things will work out.

[[folder: General Fandom FanWorks]]

** The government is not only corrupt, but is exactly as bad as said mass-murdering terrorist.

** If you feel left out or think that you family hates you, it's completely reasonable to run away from home. This will make them automatically feel sorry for "mistreating" you, there is always going to be a kind soul to help you and your family will find you and everything is going to return to normal but better.
** If your sister is close to you, this mean she has romantic feelings for you and you have to accept it since she can be a {{Yandere}}. It's a bonus if all of your sisters are in love with you.

** The girl who's stuck by you through thick and thin will turn on you and bully you the second a stranger tells her to. Conversely, the AlphaBitch who has bullied you all your life and who's actively worked with a terrorist is great new best friend material.

** The best way to fix bad characterization in a show is to do the opposite of what the show does. Ergo, if a female character is constantly blamed and punished for everything and a male character is never taken to task for his flaws, reverse their positions in your fic instead of giving either of them actual CharacterDevelopment! You won't be criticized for doing this because everyone will agree that both characters deserve what you give them.

** When a hero comes across a scenario that their specific set of superpowers are not suited for, they should rush in anyway regardless of their personal safety, physics, or the well being of bystanders. If they don't do this, they aren't really heroes and deserved to be chewed out and made laughing stocks.

** Don't forget to hide our son's heritage so my enemies won't gets since he isn't strong or old enough and don't forget to do nothing and cry while the said fellow villagers are beating him within an inch of his life.

*** And immediately liking the stronger protagonist doesn't, despite the fact that protagonist just beat her first love.
** The leader is a glorified figurehead that does all the paperwork.

*** Orange jumpsuits are clearly just means to try and get people you don't like killed. There is no other reason to sell one.

** [[CastFullOfGay The entire cast is gay]], mathematical statistics about the human population and anything in canon that says otherwise be damned. The only time that you should even think about pairing a girl with a guy is if the only other girls to pair her with are elementary school students, [[HetIsEw as the onlything worse than heterosexual pairings are pedophilic ones]]. Even then, it is better to default to crack pairings or polygamy than daring to pair anyone with a guy.

** A twelve-year-old girl scared of a drunken BloodKnight who makes lecherous comments about her is obviously just being stupid, judgmental and immature. She is likewise being stupid, judgmental and immature if she protests against a ForcedMarriage with one of her family's enemies.

** Betrayals, murders and all sorts of crimes must be EasilyForgiven and instantly forgotten about, as long as the character involved is [[EvilIsCool cool]] [[DracoInLeatherPants enough]]. Anyone who won't forgive and forget is evil and untrustworthy.

*** The Targaryen is the only victim here. Anyone they hurt or threaten during this time is not justified in reacting to a threat to their well being by defending themselves.
*** Only bad people oppose the Targaryens. There is no reasonable reason to dislike them for anything they do. Once your sister says she wasn't abducted, you don't need to worry about it and there are no long term consequences.

** There's no such thing as a standard breakup, or even bumpy parts in a relationship. Couples that don't along perfectly are doomed to fail, and in that case one person involved always turns into a psychopath.

* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/667336/1/A-mother-s-love A Mother's Love]]'': A mother who acts overprotective and annoying deserves to be derailed into an abusive, hateful shrew who hurts her innocent children, then get killed for it.

** If you're a special needs student who has submitted written documents for special accommodations, and this system is working for you, don't EVER use it if ''one'' particular student feels neglected because of it.

*** The best way to improve an unpopular protagonist is make her want to attracted to the main character.

* ''Fanfic/TheAngelOfTheOwlHouse'': Good and evil are genetic.

*** Giving a neutral response to something you have done over and over for months, if not years, means you’re unappreciative.

*** Never pick fights between [[Anime/PokemonTheSeries the anime adaptation of one of the world's most popular franchises]] and [[WesternAnimation/InfinityTrain a niche series]], as there are a lot more fans of the former than the latter and they won't like it if you imply something's wrong with its messages about [[ThePowerOfFriendship friendship]] and [[TheWorldIsJustAwesome how amazing the world is]].

*** What is and isn't an obsession depends entirely on whether the protagonist likes it or not.
*** It's not wise to pick fights between [[Anime/PokemonTheSeries one of the world's popular franchise's anime adaptation]] and [[WesternAnimation/InfinityTrain a niche series]], as there are a lot more fans of the former than the latter and they won't like it if you imply something's wrong with its messages about [[ThePowerOfFriendship friendship]] and [[TheWorldIsJustAwesome how amazing the world is]].

*** If it seems like your protagonist is unsympathetic, simply throw characters under the bus to make her sympathetic again.