History WarpThatAesop / ACertainMagicalIndex

* If you kill over 10,000 clones for whatever reasons -- especially if those clones are proven to be sentient and can bleed like normal human -- normally you would get sentenced to death. But if you are a good looking boy with white hair and have a rare, near impenetrable AttackReflector power, you would be redeemed. The one person who can bypass your power would forgive you after delivering a couple of punches to your face, the surviving clones who shared minds and memories with your victims were led by your biggest fangirl who would defend you at all cost. Not to mention, everyone else would too scared to call you out.

* If you kill over 10,000 clones for whatever reasons -- especially if those clones are proven to be sentient and can bleed like normal human -- normally you would get sentenced to death. But if you are a good looking boy with white hair and have a rare, near impenetrable AttackReflector power, you will be redeemed. The one person who can bypass your power will forgive you after delivering a couple of punches to your face and everyone else is too scared to call you out.

* If you kill over 10,000 clones for whatever reasons -- especially if those clones are proven to be sentient and can bleed like normal human -- normally you would get sentenced to death. But if you are a good looking boy with white hair and have a rare, near impenetrable AttackReflector power, you will be forgiven with only a couple of punches to the face.

* The world is a huge place, with many differing cultures, histories, and especially languages...but don't bother about learning any of that. Instead, rely on the fact that everyone important whom you associate with will know the language that ''you'' speak instead, because as we know, [[TokyoIsTheCenterOfTheUniverse Academy City is the centre of the universe]].

** In other words, are you a lazy, stupid delinquent who finds himself constantly goofing off with his pals rather than take school seriously? Want to turn your life around so it means something more in the grand scheme of things? Just develop [[IdentityAmnesia complete retrograde amnesia]] so you can start from a BlankSlate!

* Losing your memory is not all that bad. Especially if you find out that the person you used to be before losing memory was a lazy student who barely did his homework, to the point that it was easier to find manga and video game collection that finding textbooks in your own room. Now you can fix your reputation at school and hope you will not need to repeat a grade.

* The best way to rehabilitate villains, if all attempts to reason with t* hem failed, is by kicking their asses and make them realize that you will kick their asses harder unless they behave. That's right. Violence is not the answer. It is the question, and the answer is yes!

* The best way to rehabilitate villains, if all attempts to reason with them failed, is by kicking their asses and make them realize that you will kick their asses harder unless they behave. That's right. Violence is not the answer. It is the question, and the answer is yes!

* The best way to rehabilitate villains is by kicking their asses and make them realize that you will kick their asses harder unless they behave.

** Did you take that power boost and [[CantGetAwayWithNuthin fall into a coma as a result]]? [[NoSympathy Tough luck]], [[TheComplainerIsAlwaysWrong it's your fault]] -- You didn't try hard enough to develop your powers on your own!

* If there is a rumor about a shady, untested and potentially unsafe method to rapidly boosting your psychic power, you should take it! Risking your life for a possibility of gaining a supernatural power, no matter how short-lived it would be, is better than nothing.

* If you develop a new system of abilities in order to oppose the existing system, you should only bother developing the strongest under that new system. And maybe your backup plan. '''Maybe'''.

** If the girl says she can take care of the issue herself, don't listen to her. Her attempts to fix things will [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption inevitably fail]], and she will need to be rescued. Conversely, don't bother asking for help from your [[SuperpowerLottery significantly more powerful]] female allies, even if they're begging you to let them help -- They'll just get hurt and [[AndThatsTerrible that would be bad]]. Meanwhile...
* Always be sure to throw yourself headfirst into danger, no matter the injuries you will suffer as a result or had beforehand. Don't worry, a trip to the hospital will have you right as rain for the next body-shattering danger you'll face next (though to be fair, they have a ''really'' [[TheMedic good doctor]]).

* All of the world's issues, including deep-seated resentment, a military coup, and WorldWarIII brought about by a [[AGodAmI guy with a god complex]], can be solved by finding the mastermind, [[CharacterFilibuster telling them that they're not living their life correctly]], and then punching them in the face. They will thereafter [[HeelFaceTurn become your ally,]] [[EasyEvangelism no matter how entrenched their beliefs were beforehand.]] And if they're female, they will fall in love with you and join your harem.
* Don't buy too many souvenirs when travelling abroad. Otherwise, [[SpaceWhaleAesop you might cause an archangel to fall out of heaven which will then try to nuke the northern hemisphere]] [[UnwittingInstigatorOfDoom and give the]] BigBad [[MikeNelsonDestroyerOfWorlds the means to enact his]] EvilPlan!
* Experimenting on young children, including invasive injection of drugs, brain probing, and hypnosis, is not just OK -- it's ''awesome'' because it gives them PsychicPowers! (If they're lucky, that is).

** If the girl says she can take care of the issue herself, don't listen to her. Her attempts to fix things will [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption inevitably fail]], and she will need to be rescued.

** In fact, you better not waste time recuperating in the hospital either -- more than likely your friends are involved in some life-or-death battle of their own that they will lose unless '''''you''''' show up JustInTime to [[BigDamnHeroes save the day]].

## Be born with a special power (ideally, [[AntiMagic one that destroys every other power that exists]]).

* The best way to increase your strength in magic is to completely abandon your identity and to adopt one of some mythological figure instead.