History WMG / GaiaOnline

* Jossed, if you're referring to "Overseer's Gift". Pretty sure it came up in [[WordOfGod Ask The Admin]] at some point, and it's also mentioned in the Love Charm RIG if you ask the doctor (though that loses you points with him). Also, it's been over a year since that 4koma came out, and the gestation period of a clam isn't that long; [[CompletelyMissingThePoint surely he'd have started showing by now]].

One of the Midsummer Swirl items was a man in a banana suit descriptively called "Bananaman." Now, young Earth creationist Ray Comfort has been known as the "Banana Man" since he released a video in which he claimed a banana was [[YouFailBiologyForever proof of intelligent design]]. (He used a modern banana for his demonstration, apparently unaware that it was the result of years of domestication and that the wild banana could never be taken as "designed" for human consumption.) Part of Bananaman's costume covers his eyes, preventing him from seeing anything. Ray Comfort's arguments against evolution are so stupid, he appears to be ''massively'' willfully ignorant (in other words, blind).

* I'll challenge this. Gino and Timmy have both been subjected to genetic tampering, which by GaiaOnline standards could easily explain their accelerated aging.

** She's from [[MorkAndMindy Ork]], obviously. Thus, being really, ''really'' old. Like, millenia old.

Vampires, as presented in Film/{{Dracula}} and the ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' Monster Manual can ''turn into mist'', among other things-- and since we've seen various vampires (users in the '07 event and Zhivago in the manga) turn into bats, obviously Gaian vampires ''can'' shapeshift.