History WMG / Cooties

[[WMG: Maybe Clint's story about New York is half-true]]

[[WMG: We may also get a POV Sequel with the Helmet Kid, Clint's mom, Patriot's mom, and a few other survivors]]

** Also, maybe even a POV Sequel set in New York with a Spider-Man cosplayer (or at the very least, a cosplayer dressing up as what-ever is the in-universe equivalent of Spider-Man) as one of the survivors.

** Also, maybe even a POV Sequel set in New York with a Spider-Man cosplayer (or at the very least, a cosplayer dressing up as what-ever is the in-universe equivalent of Spiderman) as one of the survivors.

** Also, maybe even a POV Sequel set in New York with a Spider-Man cosplayer as one of the survivors.

* The Hiro equivalent would somehow have invented an Iron Man-like suit prior to the outbreak...and uses it to protect his friend and his girlfriend, the Honey Lemon expy.

* The Hiro equivalent would somehow have invented an Iron Man-like suit prior to the outbreak...and uses it to protect his friend and his girlfriend, the Honey Lemon expy.

* The Go-Go Tomago equivalent is a mechanic who is also a former Yakuza. She is obsessed with speed.

For example, one installment would be set in San Diego and focus on a group of cosplayers played by the voice actors of the main protagonists of Big Hero 6. Expect very dark and brutal deconstructions/reconstructions of the Big Hero 6 characters.

For example, one installment would be set in San Diego and focus on a group of cosplayers played by the voice actors of the main protagonists of Big Hero 6.

The Pro-Choice cop would be a loose Rick Grimes expy, the mildy autistic security guard would be Glenn with Aspergers, the Muslim feminist would be a Pro-Life version of Michonne, the macho fireman would be a loose Expy of Shane, the Emotionally repressed policewoman is basically be Cassie Hack if she had a boyfriend and was trying her damnedest to conceal her inner madness, the drug dealer would try so hard to be a parody of Ed, the kid the protagonist was baby-sitting would be a CaptainErsatz of Carl Grimes, and the protagonist himself is basically Shaun if he worked as a baby-sitter.

The Pro-Choice cop would be a loose Rick Grimes expy, the mildy autistic security guard would be Glenn with Aspergers, the Muslim feminist would be a Pro-Life version of Michonne, the macho fireman would be a loose Expy of Shane, the Emotionally repressed policewoman is basically be Cassie Hack if she was trying her damnedest to conceal her inner madness, the drug dealer would try so hard to be a parody of Ed, the kid the protagonist was baby-sitting would be a CaptainErsatz of Carl Grimes, and the protagonist himself is basically Shaun if he worked as a baby-sitter.

[[WMG: We would get to see a POV Sequel about a babysitter, the kid that he was baby-sitting, his emotionally repressed girlfriend who is also a policewoman, a macho fireman who wrestles the protagonist for the love interest's affects, a Pro-choice police officer who is the love interest's superior, a drug dealer, a mildly autistic security guard, and a Muslim Pro-Life feminist.]]

[[WMG: We would get to see a POV Sequel about a babysitter, the kid that he was baby-sitting his/her emotionally repressed love interest, a macho fireman who wrestles the protagonist for the love interest's affects, a Pro-choice Policeman, a drug dealer, a mildly autistic security guard, and a Muslim Pro-Life feminist.]]

[[WMG: We would get to see a POV Sequel about a babysitter, the kid that he was baby-sitting his/her emotionally repressed love interest, a macho fireman who wrestles the protagonist for the love interest's affects, a Pro-choice Policeman, a drug dealer, a mildly autistic security guard, and a Muslim Pro-Life feminist.

After all: viruses mutate. Besides, it already affects adults, just not in the zombifying way....yet.

After all: viruses mutate. Besides, it already affects adults, just not in the zombifying way.

See how Wade is an asshole to her over the slightest implication that she may have feeling for Clint? This WMG would also explain why Lucy keeps repressing her emotions until her eventual outburst mid-movie.

[[WMG: Wade emotionally abused Lucy before the outbreak]]

Sure, he meant well and seemed to express a desire to become a marine to avenge New York City over the 9/11 incident....but check out how insanely racist he is when he describes Arabs! Since he wants to be a marine, imagine all that racism + firepower, hand-to-hand combat and military tactics....in essence, he would have grown up to be either a human version of Dolph Lundgren's character from Universal Soldier or a really racist (possibly even white supremacist) version of DC Comics' Rick Flagg.

Sure, he meant well and seemed to express a desire to become a marine to avenge New York City over the 9/11 incident....but check out how insanely racist he is when he describes Arabs! Since he wants to be a marine, imagine all that racism + firepower, hand-to-hand combat and military tactics....in essense, he would have grown up to be a human version of Dolph Lundgren's character from Universal Soldier or a really racist version of DC Comics' Rick Flagg.

[[Had there been no zombie outbreak, Patriot would have grown up to be either a white supremacist or a war criminal]]

Think about it. The virus doesn't just make someone violent and cannibalistic, it still makes them ''retain their intelligence''. Now I know that most Crossed can be quite dumb since they're more concerned with doing sadistic acts, but some Crossed have been known to show some cunning, which can be quite scary. Also, the infected children don't just discard the corpses of the people they ate, they like to mutilate them further for their '''own entertainment''', something the Crossed are also fond of. For all we know, the virus could begin to develop until it becomes a full-blown Crossed virus.

[[WMG: The cootie virus is just the beginning of the [[ComicBook/{{Crossed Crossed}} virus]]

[[WMG: The cootie virus is just the beginning of the [[ComicBook/Crossed Crossed]] virus]]

[[WMG: The cootie virus is just the beginning of the [[ComicBook//Crossed Crossed]] virus]]