History VideoGame / TheIllogicalJourneyOfTheZambonis

-->'''Narrator:''' There is no turning back. Pizza is a finite resource. The vending machine cannot sustain a village in the long term, even if it weren't the site of many painful memories. Returning to the boat means passing once more by the stone faces, who will surely take the opportunity to kill more of their party. If some zambonis do reach the boat, where would they even go? Their homeland must be here, somewhere beyond this arterial bifurcation.

-->'''Narrator:''' I see you wish to start anew? Well, I'm not going to stop you, but I will ask you to reconsider. If you feel unhappy with the way things transpired, please own those feelings. Do not dwell on "what ifs" and "if onlys", for no one can change the past. If you feel angry, let that anger inform your future actions. But for now: Accept that what happened happened, and that we can only move forward from this fixed point in time.

-->'''Narrator:''' Poor zamboni. Poor, hopeful zamboni. This system was designed for zambonis to use, but not for their benefits. The moment freedom is in reach, this cruel machine changes its criteria, leaving its captive adrift. Stranded, but in motion, perpetually allowing for a sliver of hope, a hope rooted in an assumption that movement implies progress and that a zamboni needs only wait for the system to let him pass. It never will. This system ensnares zambonis, shunting them from checkpoint to capricious checkpoint until, finally, the zamboni either runs out of air or the waning surface tension of the bubble causes it to burst. The trapped zamboni cries for the others to join him, for it will surely not be long now before he makes landfall. But his friends have no way to reach him without entering the system themselves. There is nothing they can do for him now.

''The Illogical Journey of the Zambonis'' is a dark parody of the ''VideoGame/LogicalJourneyOfTheZoombinis'' released by Noyb in 2014.