History VideoGame / HotDogBush

* [[CatchPhrase Catchphrase]]:
-->'''Bush''': Holy moly!

* EarnYourHappyEnding: Averted. Although Bush does save the earth from annihilation, the aliens refuse to ever let him go home and force him to serve hot dogs and burgers for the rest of his life.
* FollowTheMoney: The goal of every level is to earn an increasing amount of money. Despite making hundreds of dollars selling hot dogs a day, Bush can never seem to afford a grill that can fry more than just 3 hot dogs and 2 burgers at a time. He might already have a costly budget of foods, drinks and cooking equipment so it's likely his profits never amount to much. Or he's just too stupid to realize he has enough money to buy a bigger grill. If he actually did know economics, the White House wouldn't have kicked him out.

* InsaneTrollLogic: Bush somehow thinks that being a hot dog vendor is the best job apart from his previous job.

** [[WhatAnIdiot Bush actually delivers food to the customers BEFORE asking for pay]]. Obviously this inspires many of his customers to run away with a free lunch.

* FollowTheMoney: The goal of every level is to earn an increasing amount of money. Despite making hundreds of dollars selling hot dogs a day, Bush can never seem to afford buying a grill that can fry more than just 3 hot dogs and 2 burgers at a time. He might already have a costly budget of foods, drinks and cooking equipment so it's likely his profits never amount to much. Or he's just too stupid to realize he has enough money to buy a bigger grill. If he actually did know economics, the White House wouldn't have kicked him out.

* FollowTheMoney: The goal of every level is to earn an increasing amount of money. Despite making hundreds of dollars selling hot dogs a day, Bush can never seem to afford buying a grill that can fry more than just 3 hot dogs and 2 burgers at a time.
** He might already have a costly budget of foods, drinks and cooking equipment so it's likely his profits never amount to much.
** Or he's just too stupid to realize he has enough money to buy a bigger grill. If he actually did know economics, the White House wouldn't have kicked him out.

* ArtisticLicenseHistory: After the end of his presidency, Bush still had millions of dollars left and spent much of his newfound free time painting. When this game began, Bush was flat broke and took up hot dog vending as a pragmatic solution.

* FollowTheMoney: The goal of every level is to earn an increasing amount of money. Not that you can use it to spend it on anything.
** Despite making hundreds of dollars selling hot dogs a day, Bush can never seem to afford buying a grill that can fry more than just 3 hot dogs and 2 burgers at a time. Though he already does have a budget of buying foods, drinks and cooking equipment so it's likely his profits never amount to much.

* ArtisticLicenseHistory: After Bush exited the White House for Obama's presidency to began, Bush still had millions of dollars left and spent much of his newfound free time painting.

** Despite making hundreds of dollars selling hot dogs a day, Bush can never seem to afford buying a grill that can fry more than just 3 hot dogs and 2 burgers at a time. Though he already does have a budget of buying meats, buns and friers so it's likely his profits aren't too high.

* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: The game doesn't criticize Bush's ideology or moral intentions in anyway, the game's main joke is that Bush wasn't the best President of the United States.

* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: The game doesn't criticize Bush's ideology or moral intentions in anyway, the game's main joke is that the perfect job for Bush is to cook and sell hot dogs.

** Once Bush ran out of good ideas on how to run the country, he got kicked out of the White House.

** [[WhatAnIdiot Bush actually delivers food to the customers BEFORE asking for pay]]. Obviously this inspires many of his customers to run away with a free lunch.

* Eagleland: Aside from mocking Bush, much of the game's humor is about Americans' unhealthy obsession with junk foods like fries, burgers and hot dogs.

* Irony: As POTUS, Bush accomplished nothing. As a hot dog vendor, [[spoiler: Bush managed to save the world from getting destroyed by aliens]].

* BigEater: A good majority of Bush's customers place ridiculously large orders.

** Once Bush ran out of ideas on how to run the country, he got kicked out of the White House.

'''Hot Dog Bush''' is an iOS game developed by [=BigWig=] Media. The player controls George W. Bush after getting literally kicked out of the White House operating a street vendor to sell hot dogs and burgers in order to make a living.

Bush's vendor offers combo meals of a main course (hamburger or hot dog) plus a maximum of three French Fries and one soft drink. He can only cook 3 hot dogs at a time, 3 fries at a time and 2 hamburgers at a time. As the game progresses, customers will demand increasingly complex orders such as onions, ketchup or mustard on their hot dogs.

* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: [[WhatAnIdiot Bush actually delivers food to the customers BEFORE asking for pay]]. Obviously this inspires many of his customers to run away with a free lunch.

->'''Bush''': Holy moly!

-->'''Bush''': Holy moly!

* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: [[WhatAnIdiot Bush actually delivers food to the customers first ''before'' taking their pay]]. Obviously this inspires many of his customers to run away with a free lunch.

* KarmaHoudini: A few customers will attempt to run away with their food without paying, and they qualify as this trope should the player fail to click on them before they exit the screen.

'''Hot Dog Bush''' is an iOS game developed by BigWig Media. The player controls George W. Bush after getting literally kicked out of the White House operating a street vendor to sell hot dogs and burgers in order to make a living.

--->'''Bush''': Holy moly!