History UnusualEuphemism / WebComics

* ''Webcomic/BlankIt'' brings us 'chipbiting milkdipper' [[http://blankitcomics.com/calls-em-like-he-sees-em/]]

** [[OlderThanTheyThink Which originates from]] ''WesternAnimation/{{Freakazoid}}!''.

* In the Jenniverse, starting with ''Webcomic/UnicornJelly'', odd runes were used where the offending words were used, but a more common and understandable version was the multi-purpose 'Farg'. Since the language they spoke was supposed to be a compromise of mostly english and some other languages, [[JustifiedTrope this makes sense]].

** [[http://pasteldefender.com/026.html Or, considering the quality of JDR's other make'em-up words, maybe she's just making it up in the most half-assed manner possible.]]

* ''Webcomic/DanAndMabsFurryAdventures'' uses the word "frig" a lot (especially Dan). Which is also a real-world euphemism. Mab, on the other hand, yells "Friggernaffy!"

* ''Webcomic/TwentyFirststCenturyFox'': Jack's favorite seems to be "Johnny Freakinouter".

* ''Webcomic/21stCenturyFox'': Jack's favorite seems to be "Johnny Freakinouter".

** Shortly after [[http://www.gogetaroomie.com/index.php?id=246 this exchange]], Roomie uses [[http://www.gogetaroomie.com/index.php?id=248 "a tree"]] as one.
** Later, when Roomie is [[http://www.gogetaroomie.com/index.php?id=261 comparing Lillian and herself to two different kinds of beer,]] Lillian asks "...so how many friends are 'drunk' with you?"

* ''Save Hiatus'' has [[http://savehiatus.com/04/28/2008/time-for-a-colorful-metaphor/ a strip]] where Ven goes on a ClusterFBomb rant without using any actual swear words, just various sci-fi and fantasy [[UnusualEuphemism Unusual Euphemisms]].

* ''Webcomic/PolkOut'' example: [[http://www.polkout.com/PraguePolk12.png]]
* In ''Webcomic/{{Rhapsodies}}'' Brian accuses his sister and business partner of wanting to go to a fancy dress gala so she could find men [[http://rhapsodies.wpmorse.com/comic/11032010/ "to play horsey with"]]
** In the [[CelestialBureaucracy Department of Minor Nuisances]] the official term for such things is [[http://rhapsodies.wpmorse.com/comic/01102013/ "Mutual Experience"]]

* In ''Webcomic/ParanormalMysterySquad'' Stephanie [[http://www.vampirecheerleaders.net/strips-vc/it_just_happened asked]] Katie whether she "double clicked her mouse", with everyone snickering.

* ''Badly Drawn Webcomic'' takes this to the logical extreme in ''[[http://www.drunkduck.com/Badly_Drawn_Webcomic/index.php?p=523976 this]]'' strip.

* In ''Webcomic/{{Loserz}}'' strip [[http://the-qlc.com/loserz/go/438 here]], "butt-noses". Almost adorable, isn't it?

* ''Webcomic/TheComicAdventuresOfLeftAndRight'': Subverted in "[[http://lr-comic.com/494 Crops]]"

* A spoof cover "Warriors #4" ([[TakeThat "Wonder Woman has a date!"]]) by Axel Medellin. Generic Valkyrie, possibly Sif, to WW: "Are you sure that you want to show your 'Valhallas' on the first date?"

* We get the amusing "poofers" in the webcomic ''Webcomic/HamstaPowah''. The idea behind the word is that, due to the fall of humanity and small creatures artificially evolving as the new intelligent race (so far, hamster, mice, rat, squirrel, and rabbit furries have been seen), new swear words have popped up. "Poofers" translates to "crap" or "shit" when used in conjunction with disapointment at something happening. A notable example is when Sam said "Oh, poofers" before being hit with the tornado from Hiate's [[CallingYourAttacks Sky's Fury]] summon.

* In one strip of ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'' Grace and Sarah are talking about Sarah and Elliot "getting a room". The title of the strip "clarifies" that they are referring to "playing boardgames". "Playing boardgames" has now become a euphemism used by the EGS fandom. Considering how EGS has also mentioned at various points [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2002-03-15 "Strip Scrabble"]], [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2003-04-23 naked games of Twister]], and the "[[http://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/?date=2004-07-15 Best. Card.]] ''[[http://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/?date=2004-07-15 Ever!]]''", this euphemism is not unjustified.

* Piro and Largo from ''Webcomic/MegaTokyo'' say "Fsck!", which is a UNIX command that scans the hard drives for errors and fixes them. Since its usage is [[http://catb.org/esr/jargon/html/F/fscking.html common in hacker culture]], this insult makes sense, since Megatokyo features a lot of influence from the hacker culture.

* Carrie from ''Webcomic/EverydayHeroes'' tries not to swear since she's a religious girl. However, she is occasionally known to exclaim, "Saint Francis University!" [[spoiler: St. F. U.]]* Cardinal in ''FindersKeepers'' uses "Compass and Cross!" as an exclamation of shock and frustration in lieu of swearing. Cailyn, on the other hand, drops regular old-fashioned F-bombs when she's stressed.

* Toward the end of ''WebComic/SabrinaOnline'', during a FlashForward arc, 21-year-old Tabitha muses about [[http://sabrina-online.com/strips/SabOnline766.GIF wanting 16-year-old Timmy to "push [her] around the yard"]] after seeing him nowing his yard. When Sabrina mentions the age difference might make it illegal, [[JailBaitWait Tabitha says she's willing to wait for him]].

* Toward the end of ''WebComic/SabrinaOnline'', during a FlashForward arc, 21-year-old Tabitha muses about wanting 16-year-old Timmy to "push [her] around the yard" after seeing him nowing his yard. When Sabrina mentions the age difference might make it illegal, [[JailBaitWait Tabitha says she's willing to wait for him]].

** [[http://pasteldefender.com/026.html Or, considering the quality of JDR's other make'em-up words,]] [[TheyJustDidntCare maybe she's just making it up in the most half-assed manner possible.]]

* This is yet another unintentionally hilarious element of Christian Weston Chandler's [[SarcasmMode critically acclaimed masterpiece]] ''Webcomic/{{Sonichu}}''. There are too many examples to list, but suffice it to say that the comic basically has its own vernacular based on the author's unusual usage of English. Examples include "pickle" for penis, "China" for vagina, and "raincoat" for condom. [[TheWikiRule The CWCki]] [[http://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC-isms has numerous pages about the words Chris comes up with]], [[SchmuckBait if you're]] ''[[SchmuckBait really]]'' [[SchmuckBait interested]].

* This is yet another unintentionally hilarious element of Christian Chandler's [[SarcasmMode critically acclaimed masterpiece]] ''Webcomic/{{Sonichu}}''. There are too many examples to list, but suffice it to say that the comic basically has its own vernacular based on the author's unusual usage of English. Examples include "Pickle" and "China" to reference specific parts of the male and female anatomies, respectively.

* The comic ''Webcomic/OneOverZero'' lifted its first character, "Barnacle" Jones, from the comic Absolute Tripe, which introduced him as "the first man in history to seal a fart in a mason jar". The jar came along with Jones, though 1/0 never shows it in-panel. Later in the strip, characters begin using "Jar Breeze" as profanity.
** Junior attempted to use [[NoFourthWall the author's name]] (Tailsteak) as a curse word for a period of time because he reasoned that the author can't bleep out his own name.

* A spoof cover "Warriors #4" ([[TakeThat "Wonder Woman has a date!"]]) by Axel Medellin. Generic Valkyrie, possibly Sif, to WW: "Are you sure that you want to show your 'Valhallas' on the first date?"
* In ''Webcomic/{{Rhapsodies}}'' Brian accuses his sister and business partner of wanting to go to a fancy dress gala so she could find men [[http://rhapsodies.wpmorse.com/comic/11032010/ "to play horsey with"]]
** In the [[CelestialBureaucracy Department of Minor Nuisances]] the official term for such things is [[http://rhapsodies.wpmorse.com/comic/01102013/ "Mutual Experience"]]
* ''Webcomic/NeonIceCreamHeadache'' has several odd terms for drug use, such as "Raking the leaves off the neighbor's lawn", "Sipping ice tea from a Chinese slipper", "Waking up with Winston Churchill", and "Crushing a tiny porcelain poodle with your bare hands".

** [[AssPull Pull it out of]] ''[[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2007-11-09 thin air]]''.