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"I am a person."
"And, uh..."
"I write stuff."
Wind blew through the desolate field, and not a person was in sight.
"Without further ado, I will now hang myself."
I tried to fit the noose around my neck, but in the moment between this sentence and the next, an ostrich kicked my head off, killing me instantly.
[A/N: Unfortunately, I will have to stop writing the story here because I just created a literally unresolvable logical contradiction.]
"And, uh..."
"I write stuff."
Wind blew through the desolate field, and not a person was in sight.
"Without further ado, I will now hang myself."
I tried to fit the noose around my neck, but in the moment between this sentence and the next, an ostrich kicked my head off, killing me instantly.
[A/N: Unfortunately, I will have to stop writing the story here because I just created a literally unresolvable logical contradiction.]
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[A/N: Unfortunately, I will have to stop writing the story here because if just created a literally unresolvable logical contradiction.]
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[A/N: Unfortunately, I will have to stop writing the story here because if I just created a literally unresolvable logical contradiction.]
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I tried to fit the noose around my neck, but in the moment between this sentence and the next, an ostrich kicked my head off.
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I tried to fit the noose around my neck, but in the moment between this sentence and the next, an ostrich kicked my head off.off, killing me instantly.
[A/N: Unfortunately, I will have to stop writing the story here because if just created a literally unresolvable logical contradiction.]
[A/N: Unfortunately, I will have to stop writing the story here because if just created a literally unresolvable logical contradiction.]
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"I am a person."
"And, uh..."
"I write stuff."
Wind blew through the desolate field, and not a person was in sight.
"Without further ado, I will now hang myself."
I tried to fit the noose around my neck, but in the moment between this sentence and the next, an ostrich kicked my head off.
"And, uh..."
"I write stuff."
Wind blew through the desolate field, and not a person was in sight.
"Without further ado, I will now hang myself."
I tried to fit the noose around my neck, but in the moment between this sentence and the next, an ostrich kicked my head off.
