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29th Aug '12 2:04:10 AM TheRoad
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"I am a person."

"And, uh..."

"I write stuff."

Wind blew through the desolate field, and not a person was in sight.

"Without further ado, I will now hang myself."

I tried to fit the noose around my neck, but in the moment between this sentence and the next, an ostrich kicked my head off, killing me instantly.

[A/N: Unfortunately, I will have to stop writing the story here because I just created a literally unresolvable logical contradiction.]
9th Apr '12 5:15:37 PM TheRoad
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[A/N: Unfortunately, I will have to stop writing the story here because if just created a literally unresolvable logical contradiction.]

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[A/N: Unfortunately, I will have to stop writing the story here because if I just created a literally unresolvable logical contradiction.]
9th Apr '12 5:14:24 PM TheRoad
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I tried to fit the noose around my neck, but in the moment between this sentence and the next, an ostrich kicked my head off.

to:

I tried to fit the noose around my neck, but in the moment between this sentence and the next, an ostrich kicked my head off.off, killing me instantly.

[A/N: Unfortunately, I will have to stop writing the story here because if just created a literally unresolvable logical contradiction.]
9th Apr '12 5:12:44 PM TheRoad
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"I am a person."

"And, uh..."

"I write stuff."

Wind blew through the desolate field, and not a person was in sight.

"Without further ado, I will now hang myself."

I tried to fit the noose around my neck, but in the moment between this sentence and the next, an ostrich kicked my head off.
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