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Due to a recent increase in global attacks against Jews like myself, Zionist and Non-Zionist alike, I have removed the contents of my troper page until further notice as an act of protest against the injustice and prejudice faced by my family, by blood or by adoption, and encourage any others to stand up to Jew-Hatred.

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Due to a recent increase in global attacks against Jews like myself, Zionist and Non-Zionist alike, I have removed the contents of my troper page until further notice as an act of protest against the injustice and prejudice faced by my family, by blood or by adoption, and encourage any others to stand up to Jew-Hatred.

I will not be silent on this matter.

No amount of so-called "Jewish Privilege" ever stopped anyone from [[RapePillageAndBurn harassing my people]] then. It will not stop them now. Only united as a family, and with help from G-d and our friends can we withstand the tide of vitriol against us.

Justice must prevail.

Am Yisrael Chai!

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[[quoteright:350: [[Film/DieHard https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/5c143672_e6cc_46f7_8f02_a26cb14d0571.jpeg]]]][[caption-width-right:350: Welcome to the party, pal![[labelnote: Heb]]!ברוך הבא למסיבה, חביבי]][[/labelnote]]
[[caption-width-right:350: Click [[https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/58447314_7421_41e9_a881_92ff9fa58da4.jpeg here]] to see my High School take on the ''Film/DieHard'' poster. (Identity spoilers ahead).]]

->''"NO FUCKIN' SHIT, LADY, DO I SOUND LIKE I'M ORDERIN' A PIZZA?!"''
-->--'''Det. John [=McClane=]''', ''Film/DieHard''

[[MemeticMutation Yippee ki yay, motherfucker]]! You likely don't know me in person, but I go by the name [=SkyCat32=] on this wiki; you can call me Sky, I guess.

Just in case you couldn’t tell by my troper page pic, troper page quote, a disproportionate number of my usual avatars, my usual forum signatures, or where I usually say I’m from (I’m not actually from Nakatomi Plaza), I’m a big fan of ''Film/DieHard'', and [[TroperDemographics not just because I'm a male in my twenties]]. If you haven't seen that movie, get off your computer, and watch it; don't message me until you see it. (Not really, but you don't know what you're missing.)

I frequent various forums and cleanup threads on TV Tropes, and occasionally edit their sandboxes.

In real life, I studied for a Computer Assisted Drafting Certificate and pursue a goal of becoming a Drafter, hence why I jokingly call myself "The Draftsman of Doom".

I am a [[UsefulNotes/{{Judaism}} Jewish Religious Zionist]] with a largely Centrist political orientation, and I am on [[UsefulNotes/{{Autism}} the Autism Spectrum]]. That said, I do not generally use this website to discuss politics or religion, except, occasionally in the latter case, with how tropes apply to religion. Please don't message me about politics or religion (except with regard to tropes applying to the latter), even on the off chance that I agree with what you may have to say. I use this website for fun, not to argue about real world problems.

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[[folder:Tropes Which Supposedly (and in some cases DEFINITELY) Apply To Me]]

* AcceptableTargets: I will take potshots at Anti-Vaxxers at any given opportunity. The idea of refusing to vaccinate one's own child, unless there is an actual valid medical reason to do so, is child abuse as far as I am concerned, especially when "[[https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/13e0db3a_3fb7_4d3c_8330_86611faf9ac9.jpeg VaCciNeS cAuSe aUtIsM!]]" or some other similar bullshit is used as an excuse. Seriously, fuck Anti-Vaxxers.
* {{Adorkable}}: Supposedly, my awkwardness adds to my charm.
* AnimalMotifs: I have an extreme fondness for cats of any kind, and like to think I fit some of their stereotypes.
* BadassBeard: Subverted, in that I don't kick ass per-se; I often wear a well maintained beard, generally trimming it when it gets too long. Sometimes, however, my beard is not as neat as usual. Sometimes, I don't have a beard at all.
* BadLiar: I am generally unsuccessful in speaking falsehood. [[JustifiedTrope It doesn't help that I have an Autism Spectrum Diagnosis.]]
* BerserkButton:
** [[spoiler: {{Do Not Call Me|Paul}} "other Max" (I share a first name with multiple people in my community). Either you address me by my Hebrew name, my English name, my surname, my username, or don't address me at all.]]
** [[spoiler: Do not joke about sexual orientation around me. It is grossly insensitive to anyone who is LGBT, even if they don't practice.]]
** {{Downplayed|Trope}} with people typing main-space redlinks. I merely find it annoying.
** {{Downplayed|Trope}} with sugar in coffee. I used to put too much sugar in coffee, but eventually kicked the habit and haven't looked back; I find the idea of ruining perfectly good coffee with sugar irritating, and believe that if the coffee needs sugar, [[BadToTheLastDrop it sucks]].
* BewareTheNiceOnes: I usually try to be personable and friendly, but I can be fairly vicious if provoked or triggered; I generally try to keep myself in check on TV Tropes, but I haven't always succeeded.
* BrutalHonesty: Sometimes, I can be less tactful than I am proud of. I am working to curb my moments of bluntness, on this website included.
* CannotTellAJoke: {{Zig Zagged|Trope}}. Some people like my jokes, some do not. It does not help that some of my jokes are extremely complex by neurotypical standards.
* CovertPervert: I usually keep the more risque aspects of my personality (humour, attraction, etc.) under wraps to a certain degree, but those naughty traits occasionally pop up from time to time.
* CrossPlayer: {{Downplayed|Trope}}. Most of my avatars are [[Film/DieHard John McClane]], with the next highest number of avatars being [[TheInternetIsForCats cats]], and I have a few female avatars (not including couple avatars). Usually my female avatars have something to do with either cats, red hair, or both.
* DeadpanSnarker: I occasionally lapse into sarcasm, sometimes even by pretending someone wasn't being sarcastic.
* DitzyGenius: For an intelligent person, I can make some stupid mistakes, and occasionally say stupid things. I'd rather not talk about my lapses in judgement, however.
* DoggedNiceGuy: In defiance of this trope, I am putting in a lot of effort not to act nice for the purpose of attracting the people with whom I am infatuated, but rather, being nice because it's the right thing to do.
* DoNotCallMePaul: [[spoiler: {{Downplayed|Trope}}. I am fine with being called by my first name, Max. I am [[BerserkButton NOT]] fine with being called "other Max". Either call me by my given name, my surname, my Troper handle, or my Hebrew name; otherwise, do not address me at all. "Fuzzy Max" works fine as a nickname, however, since I have the most facial hair of all of them.]]
* DoomyDoomsOfDoom: I use "The Draftsman of Doom" as a forum title in a tongue in cheek attempt at sounding cool.
* GrammarPolice: I sometimes have a habit of correcting people's grammar and spelling, including my own mistakes.
* HasAType: I often find myself attracted to women with one or both of the following traits; either they are slightly older than me, or they have red hair. [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Sometimes both at the same time]].
* HeroesPreferRedheads: While calling myself a hero is stretching it, I do have a tendency to find women with red hair attractive.
* InconvenientAttraction: I have become attracted multiple times to people to whom I did not want to be attracted.
* TheInternetIsForCats: After John [=McClane=]/''Film/DieHard'' posters, the next largest portion of my avatar gallery is comprised of cats, cartoon and animal alike, with one picture of a cat's head on Creator/BruceWillis' body in both groups.
* JewishAndNerdy: I have an interest in popular culture and [=AutoCAD=]. I also have an interest in Jewish studies.
* JewishSmartass: I occasionally have a smart mouth. I admit, it does reflect on the stereotype.
* KindheartedCatLover: I like cats. In fact, my first word as a baby was "cat".
* LikesOlderWomen: {{Downplayed|Trope}}; a good portion of the girls I find attractive tend to be slightly older than me.
* MenAreUncultured: Subverted. There is no reason I cannot enjoy ''Film/DieHard'' and also enjoy a glass of Bordeaux or a nice Scotch.
* NiceJewishBoy: Generally, I try to be personable and friendly. This is partially because I want to make myself and my fellow Jews look good and partially because I want to treat people with respect.
* NWordPrivileges: There is a certain irony to the fact that I launched a trope about Jewish stereotypes, when I normally find such sterotypes insulting. It helps that [[JewishSmartass this particular sterotype]] had to do with sarcasm, as opposed to greed or frugality.
* OldShame: I do not look upon my habit of making jokes about CompleteMonster candidates kindly.
* PungeonMaster: I used to regularly make puns about candidates' names in the CM, MB and HS cleanup thread's; however, they turned out to disrupt said threads, so I have curbed that habit. I also occasionally make stupid puns in real life.
* RealMenCook: I am very adventurous in the culinary realm. My specialties are hot wings, unstuffed cabbage with ground beef, chili, roasted asparagus with zaatar, and grilled steak. I have also discovered that pickled brisket is surprisingly delicious with red curry and coconut milk.
* RealMenEatMeat: Played With. I consume a diet largely consisting of animal products, with occasional vegetables on the side. On the other hand, I can decimate an entire tray of Brussels sprouts if I am not careful. However, I don't see flesh consumption as a gendered thing, so much as a health thing.
* RealMenHateSugar: Downplayed. I have largely lost my taste for sweets and confections since going on an NSNG diet. Played very straight with my coffee, inasmuch as after spending my childhood putting too much sugar in coffee, I lost my taste for sweetened coffee altogether, to the point of considering it an abomination.
* RealMenTakeItBlack: Downplayed, inasmuch as I usually have a splash of heavy cream in very strong coffee, but I am perfectly capable of drinking coffee black, the stronger the better.
* RonTheDeathEater: While I have not actually written any works which take this view as of May 2020, I view Victor Frankenstein as the real villain of the [[Literature/{{Frankenstein}} original novel]]. I have a hard time attributing positive qualities to him, and if I ever write a story where he is a character, I won't portray him in a favourable light. Normally I abhor painting the hero of the story in a negative light. [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness For Victor, I make an exception]].
* SharpDressedMan: I aspire to be well dressed in the near future, and on Shabbat I dress up better than usual.
* TranquilFury: Sometimes, If I am really miffed, I remain perfectly calm while I let out my wrath.
* TrademarkFavouriteFood:
** I like High Percentage Dark Chocolate. I eat it more or less once a week on Shabbat.
** I like rack of lamb, but it's something I don't eat very often, and when I do eat it, it's to celebrate my birthday.
* WeightWoe: I have struggled with my weight for a good portion of my life, and have recently gone low carb to prevent other damage.
* ValentinesDayVitriol: {{Zig Zagged|Trope}}. I do not see Valentine's Day as anything special (especially considering I'm a Religious Zionist), but that hasn't stopped me from occasionally writing funny Valentine cards for friends, or attempting to sing a song in front of a high school cafeteria for kicks.
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[[folder:Tropes I Have Launched]]

* ValentinesDayVitriol
* ContemplationLocation
* AmmunitionConservation[[note]]This trope is my baby. Make a mess of it at your own risk.[[/note]]
* InstantDeathStab (AKA InstantDeathSlash)
* MockingTheMourner
* PrefersProperNames[[note]]Adopted.[[/note]]
* JewishSmartass (AKA JewishSarcasm)
* RelativeRidicule
* PreviouslyOverlookedParamour [[note]]Adopted.[[/note]]
* PetPositiveIdentification[[note]]Adopted.[[/note]]
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[[folder:Pet Peeve Tropes]]
* Any trope which has a basis in prejudiced stereotypes, but anti-Semitic stereotypes especially strike a nerve.
* Any trope which negatively stereotypes people based on their body shape. Negative personality traits can be found in people regardless of body condition.
* TheBadGuyWins: Enough real life people inflict suffering on the world and seem to prosper. I don't exactly want to encounter the same phenomenon in fiction, especially when there is no logical reason the villain should emerge victorious. If I am willing to overlook this trope in a work, it is usually because the work is well executed, including the use of this trope.
* BeliefMakesYouStupid: The idea that religion is for idiots is rather obnoxious, especially when idiots can be found amongst all ideologies, both religious and secular.
* BlasphemousBoast: Saying stuff like "I'm greater than God" is obnoxious, due to the fact that it is a statement of extreme arrogance. There are very few ways to have a character do this and come off as cool.
* EasilyForgiven: I believe that in order to properly make amends, it is not enough to just say sorry. You must make a serious effort not to repeat your mistakes.
* EsotericHappyEnding: I prefer endings to go as the creator intended them.
* AGodAmI: Extreme arrogance is obnoxious. Again, hard to come off as cool when you proclaim yourself a deity, with few exceptions.
* GodIsEvil: The idea of a sadistic monster of a creator does not sit well with me, seeing as I believe that [[GodIsGood my Creator is merciful and just]], even if I don't know his innermost thoughts. I therefore tend to avoid works which portray him in a negative light.
* HumansAreBastards: Humanity is capable of good and evil, and as a result, it would be gross oversimplification to paint the entire species in the worst possible light.
* HumansAreTheRealMonsters: Humanity has the potential to be more virtuous than the celestial beings [[note]] A comparison which might still work even if one doesn't believe in the supernatural, although one can also substitute fictional characters.[[/note]] or more inhuman than animals. Painting all humans as inherently worse than other species is a premise with which I do not agree.
* JustFollowingOrders: Every individual is responsible for their actions. Using this excuse without deconstructing it is not acceptable in this day and age.
* KarmaHoudini: Used improperly, this trope can detract from the quality of the work, especially when there is no logical reason for the villain to remain at large.
* NoBisexuals: I find it frustrating when media explicitly pretends that bisexuals don't exist.
* OutgrownSuchSillySuperstitions: One is entitled to believe whatever they think is true. However, believing that one's lack of religion makes one superior to others is [[NotSoDifferent just as obnoxious]] as believing that one's specific religion (or observance level) makes one better than anyone else.
* SocietyIsToBlame: Individuals need to be held accountable for their own actions. I wrote [[Script/ExtremePrejudice2019 an entire screenplay]] ([[CreatorBacklash not one of my better works, mind you]]) as a retort against the idea that anyone besides the perpetrators of violence themselves should be held accountable for the atrocities the perpetrators commit. That said, I do believe that if you intentionally lead someone astray, you are responsible for your own actions as well as theirs, while they are still responsible for their own decisions.
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[[folder:Trope Images I've Successfully Suggested]]
* CompleteMonster (VisualPun): I suggested an image of a case of Monster Energy. Willbyr suggested the caption.
* MagnificentBastard (VisualPun): I suggested an image of a Bastard Sword. Willbyr came up with the final caption
* WhoopeeCushion (''ComicBook/{{Deadpool}}''): I suggested an image of Deadpool putting a whoopee cushion on ComicBook/{{Thanos}}'s throne as the latter sits down. I suggested the caption as well.
* YouAreGrounded (Stock Photo): I suggested an image of a man in 50's era attire shaking his finger at his son. I suggested the caption as well.
* MockingTheMourner (''ComicBook/{{Maus}}''): I suggested an excerpt from Art's comic where a relative tells art he should have cried while his mother was still alive.
* RedRidingHoodReplica (''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}''): I suggested an image of Ruby Rose in a red cloak, walking through snow.
* DisneyVillainDeath.LiveActionFilms (''Film/DieHard''): I suggested an image of Hans falling, which @/{{jandn2014}} upgraded.
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[[folder:Complete Monster, Levelheaded vs. Emotional]]

* There are two ways a CompleteMonster can be portrayed: Levelheaded or Emotional.
** My ideal levelheaded monster is a ColdHam, SoftSpokenSadist, in a constant state of [[DissonantSerenity level-headedness]] or TranquilFury, who is a disturbingly realistic CardCarryingVillain. He is prone to committing atrocities, [[ForTheEvulz driven by a desire to inflict pointless cruelty]], and doesn’t let his PragmaticVillainy negate his cruelty. He always has a [[PerpetualFrowner cold or unamused look on his face]], making the moments he [[EvilLaugh laughs]] even more disturbing. As a child, he will have indulged in TroublingUnchildlikeBehaviour. He can [[KickTheSonOfABitch kick even the worst of dogs]] and [[EvilerThanThou still come off as the Villain]]. He is [[VillainousValour too evil to be a coward]], and [[DefiantToTheEnd spurns any mercy]] shown towards him.
** My ideal emotional monster, on the other hand, [[EvilIsHammy screams almost every line]], and is an ObliviouslyEvil, KnightTemplar, PsychopathicManchild with a HairTriggerTemper. He is prone to commiting attrocities [[DisproportionateRetribution over the stupidest slights]], but doesn’t let his BondVillainStupidity negate his cruelty. He is a grim deconstruction of [[TheDogBitesBack someone taking revenge on his abuser]], inasmuch as he decides to do horrible things that [[FreudianExcuseIsNoExcuse far outweigh any sympathetic backstory]], and you cannot feel sorry for who he has become. He is a DirtyCoward, and [[VillainsWantMercy begs for undeserved mercy]] after all he’s done.

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[[folder:Standard Bearers of Heinousness]]

The following villains set the bar for Heinousness in their respective genres/niches:

* {{Action|Genre}} Villains: Hans Gruber, from ''Film/DieHard''
* {{Diabolical Mastermind}}s: Ernst Stavro Blofeld, from the ''Film/JamesBond'' series (specifically ''Film/YouOnlyLiveTwice'', ''Film/OnHerMajestysSecretService'', and ''Film/DiamondsAreForever'')
* {{Monster Clown}}s: The Joker, from the ''Franchise/{{Batman}}'' comics
* {{Superhuman Traffick|ing}}ers: Ajax, AKA Francis Freeman, from ''Film/Deadpool2016''
* {{Slasher|Film}} Villains: Michael Myers, from ''Franchise/{{Halloween}}''
* {{Classical Movie Vampire}}s: Count Dracula, from ''Film/Dracula1931''
* {{Evil Overlord}}s: Darkseid, from the ''Franchise/{{Superman}}'' comics
* {{Evil Chancellor}}s: Haman the Agagite, from the Literature/BookOfEsther
* {{Galactic Conqueror}}s: Emperor Palpatine, AKA Darth Sidious, from ''Franchise/StarWars''
* [[AIIsACrapshoot Evil AI]]: Skynet, from ''Franchise/TheTerminator''
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[[folder:Favourites in Media]]
The following are my favorite works of media, and occasionally, favourite parts (including moments, characters, ships and quotes) within said works:

[[AC:Action Film: ''Film/DieHard'']]
* Action Hero: Det. John [=McClane=]
* Action Villain: Hans Gruber
* Defiant Captive: Holly Gennero-[=McClane=]
* Friend on the Force: Sgt. Al Powell
* Sleazy Reporter/Punching Bag: Richard "Dick" Thornburg
* Gunfight: The Computer Room Shootout
* One Liners: There are a few, in no particular order.
** John's lines:
*** "No fuckin' shit lady, do I sound like I'm orderin' a pizza?!"
*** "Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs."
*** "Now I know what a TV dinner feels like."
*** "Welcome to the party, pal!"
*** "Yippee ki yay, motherfucker!"
*** " She's the best thing that ever happened to a bum like me."
*** "I'm on your side, you assholes!"
*** "Happy Trails, Hans."
** Hans' Lines:
*** "That's a very nice suit Mr. Takagi. It would be a shame to ruin it."
*** "I'm going to count to three. There will not be a four."
*** "I wanted this to be professional. Efficient, adroit, cooperative, not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way, so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life."
*** "You can walk out, or be carried out."
*** "Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?"

[[AC:Comic Book: ''Franchise/SpiderMan'']]
* Superhero: Peter "Spider-Man" Parker
* Damsel Out of Distress: MJ Watson
* Supervillain: Norman "Green Goblin" Osborn

[[AC: R-Rated Superhero Movie: ''Film/Deadpool2016'']]
* Breaker of Fourth Walls: Wade "Deadpool" Wilson
* Evil Brit: Francis "Ajax" Freeman
* Gentle Giant: Piotr "Colossus" Rasputin

[[AC:Spy Fiction Franchise: ''Film/JamesBond'' Film Series.]]
* Spy: James Bond
* Diabolical Mastermind: Ernst Stavro Blofeld

[[AC:Shonen Anime: ''Anime/YuGiOhGX'']]
* Shonen Hero: Yuki Judai, AKA Jaden Yuki
* Infatuated Rival: Asuka Tenjoin, AKA Alexis Rhodes

[[AC:Urban Fantasy Anime: ''Anime/SpecialSevenSpecialCrimeInvestigationUnit'']]
* By the Book Cop: Seiji Nanatsuki
* Broken Ace: Shiori Ichinose
* Social Darwinist: Warlock

[[AC:Teen Comedy: ''Film/{{Superbad}}'']]
* Endearing Dork: Evan
* Horny Teen: Seth
* Cool Nerd: Fogell/[=McLovin=]

[[AC:Sitcom: ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'']]
* Sitcom Protagonist: Theodore Evelyn "Ted" Mosby
* Manic Pixie Dreamgirl: Tracy [=McConnell=]
* Byronic Hero: Barnabas "Barney" Stinson
* Sitcom Ships: Yellow Umbrella (Ted x Tracy) and Suits & Sundresses (Barney x Nora)

[[AC:Dystopian Film: ''Film/Code8'']]

[[AC:Acid Trip Story: ''Literature/DayOfTheChoosing'']]

[[AC:Sidescrolling Shooter: ''Videogame/ThingThing'']]

[[AC:First Person Shooter: ''Videogame/CallOfDutyMobile'']]

[[AC:Food and Beverage Online Variety Channel: WebVideo/{{Cultmoo}}]]
* Deep Fryer Experimentation Segment: ''Deep Fried Whaaat?!''
* Cooking Variety Segment: ''Cult Kitchen'' and associated sub-segments.
* Dish-Specific Culinary Experimentation Segments: ''Will It Sausage'' & ''[=ROFLWaffle=]''
* Drinking Game Segment: ''Drink of Destiny''
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[[folder:Useless Trivia]]
* Before 2020, If you were looking for fun at [[SelfDeprecation varying degrees of quality]], you could search for my levels on ''Videogame/HappyWheels''. I had the same username on Total-Jerkface that I do on this site.
* My username on this site is essentially 3 letters from my middle name, 3 from my surname, and the number of my Bar Mitzvah portion.

* I am the creator of the following jokes:
** Dixon No. 2 Joke: Sheila Dixon embezzled from a charity to buy {{UsefulNotes/PlayStation}}s for her cronies.[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer That part, I did not make up.]] When I heard this story, I was of two minds: [[InsultToRocks On the one hand it's rather unfortunate that a respectable office stationery company has to share a name with a corrupt politician.]] On the other hand, it's Actually kind of fitting that she is named Sheila '''Dixon''', because she's a real '''NO. 2'''.
** Brussels Sprout Joke: A girl sat down in a High School cafeteria to her [[TrademarkFavoriteFood favourite lunch]] of Brussels Sprouts, when suddenly, a big mean boy walked up to her, looked at her right in the eye, [[EnemyEatsYourLunch grabbed a handful of sprouts and shoved them in his face]], maintaining eye contact while he chowed down. As her eyes begin to well up with tears, he sneers, then mockingly says "you can never have too much vegetables." He grabs another handful, shoves them in his piehole, chokes, and has to be rushed to the hospital. When the girl later learns that her tormentor lapsed into a coma, she comments, "I guess he was right. You really CAN never have '''too much vegetables'''."
** Sky-Diving Joke: An elderly Jewish woman wants to go sky-diving for her 101'st birthday. Her daughter tries to convince her to have a more age appropriate affair, but to no avail. She complains to her husband. "Why can't my mother choose something more sensible to do on her birthday than potentially breaking every bone in her body? I would hardly think that it is age appropriate for a hundred and one year old woman." Her husband sighed before he replied; "Zeeskeit, no offense, but there is no such thing as age appropriate for your mother; it would literally kill her to act her age."

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[[folder: Other Accounts]]
* Wattpad: [[https://www.wattpad.com/user/SoranekoSanjuni SoranekoSanjuni]]
* Instagram: [[https://www.instagram.com/draftsman_of_doom/ draftsman_of_doom]]
* Reddit: [[https://www.reddit.com/user/draftsman_of_doom?utm_source=amp&utm_medium=&utm_content=comment_username draftsman_of_doom]]
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[-[[TheStinger You must be really bored if you got to the end of my page. Why don't you find something better to do. Like watch Die Hard.]]-]

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[[quoteright:350: [[Film/DieHard https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/5c143672_e6cc_46f7_8f02_a26cb14d0571.jpeg]]]][[caption-width-right:350: Welcome to the party, pal![[labelnote: Heb]]!ברוך הבא למסיבה, חביבי]][[/labelnote]]
[[caption-width-right:350: Click [[https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/58447314_7421_41e9_a881_92ff9fa58da4.jpeg here]] to see my High School take on the ''Film/DieHard'' poster. (Identity spoilers ahead).]]

->''"NO FUCKIN' SHIT, LADY, DO I SOUND LIKE I'M ORDERIN' A PIZZA?!"''
-->--'''Det. John [=McClane=]''', ''Film/DieHard''

[[MemeticMutation Yippee ki yay, motherfucker]]! You likely don't know me in person, but I go by the name [=SkyCat32=] on this wiki; you can call me Sky, I guess.

Just in case you couldn’t tell by my troper page pic, troper page quote, a disproportionate number of my usual avatars, my usual forum signatures, or where I usually say I’m from (I’m not actually from Nakatomi Plaza), I’m a big fan of ''Film/DieHard'', and [[TroperDemographics not just because I'm a male in my twenties]]. If you haven't seen that movie, get off your computer, and watch it; don't message me until you see it. (Not really, but you don't know what you're missing.)

I frequent various forums and cleanup threads on TV Tropes, and occasionally edit their sandboxes.

In real life, I studied for a Computer Assisted Drafting Certificate and pursue a goal of becoming a Drafter, hence why I jokingly call myself "The Draftsman of Doom".

I am a [[UsefulNotes/{{Judaism}} Jewish Religious Zionist]] with a largely Centrist political orientation, and I am on [[UsefulNotes/{{Autism}} the Autism Spectrum]]. That said, I do not generally use this website to discuss politics or religion, except, occasionally in the latter case, with how tropes apply to religion. Please don't message me about politics or religion (except with regard to tropes applying to the latter), even on the off chance that I agree with what you may have to say. I use this website for fun, not to argue about real world problems.

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[[folder:Tropes Which Supposedly (and in some cases DEFINITELY) Apply To Me]]

* AcceptableTargets: I will take potshots at Anti-Vaxxers at any given opportunity. The idea of refusing to vaccinate one's own child, unless there is an actual valid medical reason to do so, is child abuse as far as I am concerned, especially when "[[https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/13e0db3a_3fb7_4d3c_8330_86611faf9ac9.jpeg VaCciNeS cAuSe aUtIsM!]]" or some other similar bullshit is used as an excuse. Seriously, fuck Anti-Vaxxers.
* {{Adorkable}}: Supposedly, my awkwardness adds to my charm.
* AnimalMotifs: I have an extreme fondness for cats of any kind, and like to think I fit some of their stereotypes.
* BadassBeard: Subverted, in that I don't kick ass per-se; I often wear a well maintained beard, generally trimming it when it gets too long. Sometimes, however, my beard is not as neat as usual. Sometimes, I don't have a beard at all.
* BadLiar: I am generally unsuccessful in speaking falsehood. [[JustifiedTrope It doesn't help that I have an Autism Spectrum Diagnosis.]]
* BerserkButton:
** [[spoiler: {{Do Not Call Me|Paul}} "other Max" (I share a first name with multiple people in my community). Either you address me by my Hebrew name, my English name, my surname, my username, or don't address me at all.]]
** [[spoiler: Do not joke about sexual orientation around me. It is grossly insensitive to anyone who is LGBT, even if they don't practice.]]
** {{Downplayed|Trope}} with people typing main-space redlinks. I merely find it annoying.
** {{Downplayed|Trope}} with sugar in coffee. I used to put too much sugar in coffee, but eventually kicked the habit and haven't looked back; I find the idea of ruining perfectly good coffee with sugar irritating, and believe that if the coffee needs sugar, [[BadToTheLastDrop it sucks]].
* BewareTheNiceOnes: I usually try to be personable and friendly, but I can be fairly vicious if provoked or triggered; I generally try to keep myself in check on TV Tropes, but I haven't always succeeded.
* BrutalHonesty: Sometimes, I can be less tactful than I am proud of. I am working to curb my moments of bluntness, on this website included.
* CannotTellAJoke: {{Zig Zagged|Trope}}. Some people like my jokes, some do not. It does not help that some of my jokes are extremely complex by neurotypical standards.
* CovertPervert: I usually keep the more risque aspects of my personality (humour, attraction, etc.) under wraps to a certain degree, but those naughty traits occasionally pop up from time to time.
* CrossPlayer: {{Downplayed|Trope}}. Most of my avatars are [[Film/DieHard John McClane]], with the next highest number of avatars being [[TheInternetIsForCats cats]], and I have a few female avatars (not including couple avatars). Usually my female avatars have something to do with either cats, red hair, or both.
* DeadpanSnarker: I occasionally lapse into sarcasm, sometimes even by pretending someone wasn't being sarcastic.
* DitzyGenius: For an intelligent person, I can make some stupid mistakes, and occasionally say stupid things. I'd rather not talk about my lapses in judgement, however.
* DoggedNiceGuy: In defiance of this trope, I am putting in a lot of effort not to act nice for the purpose of attracting the people with whom I am infatuated, but rather, being nice because it's the right thing to do.
* DoNotCallMePaul: [[spoiler: {{Downplayed|Trope}}. I am fine with being called by my first name, Max. I am [[BerserkButton NOT]] fine with being called "other Max". Either call me by my given name, my surname, my Troper handle, or my Hebrew name; otherwise, do not address me at all. "Fuzzy Max" works fine as a nickname, however, since I have the most facial hair of all of them.]]
* DoomyDoomsOfDoom: I use "The Draftsman of Doom" as a forum title in a tongue in cheek attempt at sounding cool.
* GrammarPolice: I sometimes have a habit of correcting people's grammar and spelling, including my own mistakes.
* HasAType: I often find myself attracted to women with one or both of the following traits; either they are slightly older than me, or they have red hair. [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Sometimes both at the same time]].
* HeroesPreferRedheads: While calling myself a hero is stretching it, I do have a tendency to find women with red hair attractive.
* InconvenientAttraction: I have become attracted multiple times to people to whom I did not want to be attracted.
* TheInternetIsForCats: After John [=McClane=]/''Film/DieHard'' posters, the next largest portion of my avatar gallery is comprised of cats, cartoon and animal alike, with one picture of a cat's head on Creator/BruceWillis' body in both groups.
* JewishAndNerdy: I have an interest in popular culture and [=AutoCAD=]. I also have an interest in Jewish studies.
* JewishSmartass: I occasionally have a smart mouth. I admit, it does reflect on the stereotype.
* KindheartedCatLover: I like cats. In fact, my first word as a baby was "cat".
* LikesOlderWomen: {{Downplayed|Trope}}; a good portion of the girls I find attractive tend to be slightly older than me.
* MenAreUncultured: Subverted. There is no reason I cannot enjoy ''Film/DieHard'' and also enjoy a glass of Bordeaux or a nice Scotch.
* NiceJewishBoy: Generally, I try to be personable and friendly. This is partially because I want to make myself and my fellow Jews look good and partially because I want to treat people with respect.
* NWordPrivileges: There is a certain irony to the fact that I launched a trope about Jewish stereotypes, when I normally find such sterotypes insulting. It helps that [[JewishSmartass this particular sterotype]] had to do with sarcasm, as opposed to greed or frugality.
* OldShame: I do not look upon my habit of making jokes about CompleteMonster candidates kindly.
* PungeonMaster: I used to regularly make puns about candidates' names in the CM, MB and HS cleanup thread's; however, they turned out to disrupt said threads, so I have curbed that habit. I also occasionally make stupid puns in real life.
* RealMenCook: I am very adventurous in the culinary realm. My specialties are hot wings, unstuffed cabbage with ground beef, chili, roasted asparagus with zaatar, and grilled steak. I have also discovered that pickled brisket is surprisingly delicious with red curry and coconut milk.
* RealMenEatMeat: Played With. I consume a diet largely consisting of animal products, with occasional vegetables on the side. On the other hand, I can decimate an entire tray of Brussels sprouts if I am not careful. However, I don't see flesh consumption as a gendered thing, so much as a health thing.
* RealMenHateSugar: Downplayed. I have largely lost my taste for sweets and confections since going on an NSNG diet. Played very straight with my coffee, inasmuch as after spending my childhood putting too much sugar in coffee, I lost my taste for sweetened coffee altogether, to the point of considering it an abomination.
* RealMenTakeItBlack: Downplayed, inasmuch as I usually have a splash of heavy cream in very strong coffee, but I am perfectly capable of drinking coffee black, the stronger the better.
* RonTheDeathEater: While I have not actually written any works which take this view as of May 2020, I view Victor Frankenstein as the real villain of the [[Literature/{{Frankenstein}} original novel]]. I have a hard time attributing positive qualities to him, and if I ever write a story where he is a character, I won't portray him in a favourable light. Normally I abhor painting the hero of the story in a negative light. [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness For Victor, I make an exception]].
* SharpDressedMan: I aspire to be well dressed in the near future, and on Shabbat I dress up better than usual.
* TranquilFury: Sometimes, If I am really miffed, I remain perfectly calm while I let out my wrath.
* TrademarkFavouriteFood:
** I like High Percentage Dark Chocolate. I eat it more or less once a week on Shabbat.
** I like rack of lamb, but it's something I don't eat very often, and when I do eat it, it's to celebrate my birthday.
* WeightWoe: I have struggled with my weight for a good portion of my life, and have recently gone low carb to prevent other damage.
* ValentinesDayVitriol: {{Zig Zagged|Trope}}. I do not see Valentine's Day as anything special (especially considering I'm a Religious Zionist), but that hasn't stopped me from occasionally writing funny Valentine cards for friends, or attempting to sing a song in front of a high school cafeteria for kicks.
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[[folder:Tropes I Have Launched]]

* ValentinesDayVitriol
* ContemplationLocation
* AmmunitionConservation[[note]]This trope is my baby. Make a mess of it at your own risk.[[/note]]
* InstantDeathStab (AKA InstantDeathSlash)
* MockingTheMourner
* PrefersProperNames[[note]]Adopted.[[/note]]
* JewishSmartass (AKA JewishSarcasm)
* RelativeRidicule
* PreviouslyOverlookedParamour [[note]]Adopted.[[/note]]
* PetPositiveIdentification[[note]]Adopted.[[/note]]
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[[folder:Pet Peeve Tropes]]
* Any trope which has a basis in prejudiced stereotypes, but anti-Semitic stereotypes especially strike a nerve.
* Any trope which negatively stereotypes people based on their body shape. Negative personality traits can be found in people regardless of body condition.
* TheBadGuyWins: Enough real life people inflict suffering on the world and seem to prosper. I don't exactly want to encounter the same phenomenon in fiction, especially when there is no logical reason the villain should emerge victorious. If I am willing to overlook this trope in a work, it is usually because the work is well executed, including the use of this trope.
* BeliefMakesYouStupid: The idea that religion is for idiots is rather obnoxious, especially when idiots can be found amongst all ideologies, both religious and secular.
* BlasphemousBoast: Saying stuff like "I'm greater than God" is obnoxious, due to the fact that it is a statement of extreme arrogance. There are very few ways to have a character do this and come off as cool.
* EasilyForgiven: I believe that in order to properly make amends, it is not enough to just say sorry. You must make a serious effort not to repeat your mistakes.
* EsotericHappyEnding: I prefer endings to go as the creator intended them.
* AGodAmI: Extreme arrogance is obnoxious. Again, hard to come off as cool when you proclaim yourself a deity, with few exceptions.
* GodIsEvil: The idea of a sadistic monster of a creator does not sit well with me, seeing as I believe that [[GodIsGood my Creator is merciful and just]], even if I don't know his innermost thoughts. I therefore tend to avoid works which portray him in a negative light.
* HumansAreBastards: Humanity is capable of good and evil, and as a result, it would be gross oversimplification to paint the entire species in the worst possible light.
* HumansAreTheRealMonsters: Humanity has the potential to be more virtuous than the celestial beings [[note]] A comparison which might still work even if one doesn't believe in the supernatural, although one can also substitute fictional characters.[[/note]] or more inhuman than animals. Painting all humans as inherently worse than other species is a premise with which I do not agree.
* JustFollowingOrders: Every individual is responsible for their actions. Using this excuse without deconstructing it is not acceptable in this day and age.
* KarmaHoudini: Used improperly, this trope can detract from the quality of the work, especially when there is no logical reason for the villain to remain at large.
* NoBisexuals: I find it frustrating when media explicitly pretends that bisexuals don't exist.
* OutgrownSuchSillySuperstitions: One is entitled to believe whatever they think is true. However, believing that one's lack of religion makes one superior to others is [[NotSoDifferent just as obnoxious]] as believing that one's specific religion (or observance level) makes one better than anyone else.
* SocietyIsToBlame: Individuals need to be held accountable for their own actions. I wrote [[Script/ExtremePrejudice2019 an entire screenplay]] ([[CreatorBacklash not one of my better works, mind you]]) as a retort against the idea that anyone besides the perpetrators of violence themselves should be held accountable for the atrocities the perpetrators commit. That said, I do believe that if you intentionally lead someone astray, you are responsible for your own actions as well as theirs, while they are still responsible for their own decisions.
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[[folder:Trope Images I've Successfully Suggested]]
* CompleteMonster (VisualPun): I suggested an image of a case of Monster Energy. Willbyr suggested the caption.
* MagnificentBastard (VisualPun): I suggested an image of a Bastard Sword. Willbyr came up with the final caption
* WhoopeeCushion (''ComicBook/{{Deadpool}}''): I suggested an image of Deadpool putting a whoopee cushion on ComicBook/{{Thanos}}'s throne as the latter sits down. I suggested the caption as well.
* YouAreGrounded (Stock Photo): I suggested an image of a man in 50's era attire shaking his finger at his son. I suggested the caption as well.
* MockingTheMourner (''ComicBook/{{Maus}}''): I suggested an excerpt from Art's comic where a relative tells art he should have cried while his mother was still alive.
* RedRidingHoodReplica (''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}''): I suggested an image of Ruby Rose in a red cloak, walking through snow.
* DisneyVillainDeath.LiveActionFilms (''Film/DieHard''): I suggested an image of Hans falling, which @/{{jandn2014}} upgraded.
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[[folder:Complete Monster, Levelheaded vs. Emotional]]

* There are two ways a CompleteMonster can be portrayed: Levelheaded or Emotional.
** My ideal levelheaded monster is a ColdHam, SoftSpokenSadist, in a constant state of [[DissonantSerenity level-headedness]] or TranquilFury, who is a disturbingly realistic CardCarryingVillain. He is prone to committing atrocities, [[ForTheEvulz driven by a desire to inflict pointless cruelty]], and doesn’t let his PragmaticVillainy negate his cruelty. He always has a [[PerpetualFrowner cold or unamused look on his face]], making the moments he [[EvilLaugh laughs]] even more disturbing. As a child, he will have indulged in TroublingUnchildlikeBehaviour. He can [[KickTheSonOfABitch kick even the worst of dogs]] and [[EvilerThanThou still come off as the Villain]]. He is [[VillainousValour too evil to be a coward]], and [[DefiantToTheEnd spurns any mercy]] shown towards him.
** My ideal emotional monster, on the other hand, [[EvilIsHammy screams almost every line]], and is an ObliviouslyEvil, KnightTemplar, PsychopathicManchild with a HairTriggerTemper. He is prone to commiting attrocities [[DisproportionateRetribution over the stupidest slights]], but doesn’t let his BondVillainStupidity negate his cruelty. He is a grim deconstruction of [[TheDogBitesBack someone taking revenge on his abuser]], inasmuch as he decides to do horrible things that [[FreudianExcuseIsNoExcuse far outweigh any sympathetic backstory]], and you cannot feel sorry for who he has become. He is a DirtyCoward, and [[VillainsWantMercy begs for undeserved mercy]] after all he’s done.

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[[folder:Standard Bearers of Heinousness]]

The following villains set the bar for Heinousness in their respective genres/niches:

* {{Action|Genre}} Villains: Hans Gruber, from ''Film/DieHard''
* {{Diabolical Mastermind}}s: Ernst Stavro Blofeld, from the ''Film/JamesBond'' series (specifically ''Film/YouOnlyLiveTwice'', ''Film/OnHerMajestysSecretService'', and ''Film/DiamondsAreForever'')
* {{Monster Clown}}s: The Joker, from the ''Franchise/{{Batman}}'' comics
* {{Superhuman Traffick|ing}}ers: Ajax, AKA Francis Freeman, from ''Film/Deadpool2016''
* {{Slasher|Film}} Villains: Michael Myers, from ''Franchise/{{Halloween}}''
* {{Classical Movie Vampire}}s: Count Dracula, from ''Film/Dracula1931''
* {{Evil Overlord}}s: Darkseid, from the ''Franchise/{{Superman}}'' comics
* {{Evil Chancellor}}s: Haman the Agagite, from the Literature/BookOfEsther
* {{Galactic Conqueror}}s: Emperor Palpatine, AKA Darth Sidious, from ''Franchise/StarWars''
* [[AIIsACrapshoot Evil AI]]: Skynet, from ''Franchise/TheTerminator''
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[[folder:Favourites in Media]]
The following are my favorite works of media, and occasionally, favourite parts (including moments, characters, ships and quotes) within said works:

[[AC:Action Film: ''Film/DieHard'']]
* Action Hero: Det. John [=McClane=]
* Action Villain: Hans Gruber
* Defiant Captive: Holly Gennero-[=McClane=]
* Friend on the Force: Sgt. Al Powell
* Sleazy Reporter/Punching Bag: Richard "Dick" Thornburg
* Gunfight: The Computer Room Shootout
* One Liners: There are a few, in no particular order.
** John's lines:
*** "No fuckin' shit lady, do I sound like I'm orderin' a pizza?!"
*** "Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs."
*** "Now I know what a TV dinner feels like."
*** "Welcome to the party, pal!"
*** "Yippee ki yay, motherfucker!"
*** " She's the best thing that ever happened to a bum like me."
*** "I'm on your side, you assholes!"
*** "Happy Trails, Hans."
** Hans' Lines:
*** "That's a very nice suit Mr. Takagi. It would be a shame to ruin it."
*** "I'm going to count to three. There will not be a four."
*** "I wanted this to be professional. Efficient, adroit, cooperative, not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way, so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life."
*** "You can walk out, or be carried out."
*** "Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?"

[[AC:Comic Book: ''Franchise/SpiderMan'']]
* Superhero: Peter "Spider-Man" Parker
* Damsel Out of Distress: MJ Watson
* Supervillain: Norman "Green Goblin" Osborn

[[AC: R-Rated Superhero Movie: ''Film/Deadpool2016'']]
* Breaker of Fourth Walls: Wade "Deadpool" Wilson
* Evil Brit: Francis "Ajax" Freeman
* Gentle Giant: Piotr "Colossus" Rasputin

[[AC:Spy Fiction Franchise: ''Film/JamesBond'' Film Series.]]
* Spy: James Bond
* Diabolical Mastermind: Ernst Stavro Blofeld

[[AC:Shonen Anime: ''Anime/YuGiOhGX'']]
* Shonen Hero: Yuki Judai, AKA Jaden Yuki
* Infatuated Rival: Asuka Tenjoin, AKA Alexis Rhodes

[[AC:Urban Fantasy Anime: ''Anime/SpecialSevenSpecialCrimeInvestigationUnit'']]
* By the Book Cop: Seiji Nanatsuki
* Broken Ace: Shiori Ichinose
* Social Darwinist: Warlock

[[AC:Teen Comedy: ''Film/{{Superbad}}'']]
* Endearing Dork: Evan
* Horny Teen: Seth
* Cool Nerd: Fogell/[=McLovin=]

[[AC:Sitcom: ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'']]
* Sitcom Protagonist: Theodore Evelyn "Ted" Mosby
* Manic Pixie Dreamgirl: Tracy [=McConnell=]
* Byronic Hero: Barnabas "Barney" Stinson
* Sitcom Ships: Yellow Umbrella (Ted x Tracy) and Suits & Sundresses (Barney x Nora)

[[AC:Dystopian Film: ''Film/Code8'']]

[[AC:Acid Trip Story: ''Literature/DayOfTheChoosing'']]

[[AC:Sidescrolling Shooter: ''Videogame/ThingThing'']]

[[AC:First Person Shooter: ''Videogame/CallOfDutyMobile'']]

[[AC:Food and Beverage Online Variety Channel: WebVideo/{{Cultmoo}}]]
* Deep Fryer Experimentation Segment: ''Deep Fried Whaaat?!''
* Cooking Variety Segment: ''Cult Kitchen'' and associated sub-segments.
* Dish-Specific Culinary Experimentation Segments: ''Will It Sausage'' & ''[=ROFLWaffle=]''
* Drinking Game Segment: ''Drink of Destiny''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Useless Trivia]]
* Before 2020, If you were looking for fun at [[SelfDeprecation varying degrees of quality]], you could search for my levels on ''Videogame/HappyWheels''. I had the same username on Total-Jerkface that I do on this site.
* My username on this site is essentially 3 letters from my middle name, 3 from my surname, and the number of my Bar Mitzvah portion.

* I am the creator of the following jokes:
** Dixon No. 2 Joke: Sheila Dixon embezzled from a charity to buy {{UsefulNotes/PlayStation}}s for her cronies.[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer That part, I did not make up.]] When I heard this story, I was of two minds: [[InsultToRocks On the one hand it's rather unfortunate that a respectable office stationery company has to share a name with a corrupt politician.]] On the other hand, it's Actually kind of fitting that she is named Sheila '''Dixon''', because she's a real '''NO. 2'''.
** Brussels Sprout Joke: A girl sat down in a High School cafeteria to her [[TrademarkFavoriteFood favourite lunch]] of Brussels Sprouts, when suddenly, a big mean boy walked up to her, looked at her right in the eye, [[EnemyEatsYourLunch grabbed a handful of sprouts and shoved them in his face]], maintaining eye contact while he chowed down. As her eyes begin to well up with tears, he sneers, then mockingly says "you can never have too much vegetables." He grabs another handful, shoves them in his piehole, chokes, and has to be rushed to the hospital. When the girl later learns that her tormentor lapsed into a coma, she comments, "I guess he was right. You really CAN never have '''too much vegetables'''."
** Sky-Diving Joke: An elderly Jewish woman wants to go sky-diving for her 101'st birthday. Her daughter tries to convince her to have a more age appropriate affair, but to no avail. She complains to her husband. "Why can't my mother choose something more sensible to do on her birthday than potentially breaking every bone in her body? I would hardly think that it is age appropriate for a hundred and one year old woman." Her husband sighed before he replied; "Zeeskeit, no offense, but there is no such thing as age appropriate for your mother; it would literally kill her to act her age."

[[/folder]]
[[folder: Other Accounts]]
* Wattpad: [[https://www.wattpad.com/user/SoranekoSanjuni SoranekoSanjuni]]
* Instagram: [[https://www.instagram.com/draftsman_of_doom/ draftsman_of_doom]]
* Reddit: [[https://www.reddit.com/user/draftsman_of_doom?utm_source=amp&utm_medium=&utm_content=comment_username draftsman_of_doom]]
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* SocietyIsToBlame: Individuals need to be held accountable for their own actions. I wrote [[Script/ExtremePrejudice2019 an entire screenplay]] as a retort against the idea that anyone besides the perpetrators of violence themselves should be held accountable for the atrocities the perpetrators commit. That said, I do believe that if you intentionally lead someone astray, you are responsible for your own actions as well as theirs, while they are still responsible for their own decisions.

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* SocietyIsToBlame: Individuals need to be held accountable for their own actions. I wrote [[Script/ExtremePrejudice2019 an entire screenplay]] ([[CreatorBacklash not one of my better works, mind you]]) as a retort against the idea that anyone besides the perpetrators of violence themselves should be held accountable for the atrocities the perpetrators commit. That said, I do believe that if you intentionally lead someone astray, you are responsible for your own actions as well as theirs, while they are still responsible for their own decisions.

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* RedRidingHoodReplica: (''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}''): I suggested an image of Ruby Rose in a red cloak, walking through snow.

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* DisneyVillainDeath.LiveActionFilms (''Film/DieHard''): I suggested an image of Hans falling, which @/{{jandn2014}} upgraded.
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[[AC:Cosmic Horror Story: ''Literature/DayOfTheChoosing'']]

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* Action Film: ''Film/DieHard''
** Action Hero: Det. John [=McClane=]
** Action Villain: Hans Gruber
** Defiant Captive: Holly Gennero-[=McClane=]
** Friend on the Force: Sgt. Al Powell
** Sleazy Reporter/Punching Bag: Richard "Dick" Thornburg
** Gunfight: The Computer Room Shootout
** One Liners: There are a few, in no particular order.
*** John's lines:
# "No fuckin' shit lady, do I sound like I'm orderin' a pizza?!"
# "Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs."
# "Now I know what a TV dinner feels like."
# "Welcome to the party, pal!"
# "Yippee ki yay, motherfucker!"
# " She's the best thing that ever happened to a bum like me."
# "I'm on your side, you assholes!"
# "Happy Trails, Hans."
*** Hans' Lines:
# "That's a very nice suit Mr. Takagi. It would be a shame to ruin it."
# "I'm going to count to three. There will not be a four."
# "I wanted this to be professional. Efficient, adroit, cooperative, not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way, so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life."
# "You can walk out, or be carried out."
# "Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?"
* Comic Book: ''Franchise/SpiderMan''
** Superhero: Peter "Spider-Man" Parker
** Damsel Out of Distress: MJ Watson
** Supervillain: Norman "Green Goblin" Osborn
* R-Rated Superhero Movie: ''Film/Deadpool2016''
** Breaker of Fourth Walls: Wade "Deadpool" Wilson
** Evil Brit: Francis "Ajax" Freeman
** Gentle Giant: Piotr "Colossus" Rasputin
* Spy Fiction Franchise: ''Film/JamesBond'' Film Series.
** Spy: James Bond
** Diabolical Mastermind: Ernst Stavro Blofeld
* Shonen Anime: ''Anime/YuGiOhGX''
** Shonen Hero: Yuki Judai, AKA Jaden Yuki
** Infatuated Rival: Asuka Tenjoin, AKA Alexis Rhodes
* Urban Fantasy Anime: ''Anime/SpecialSevenSpecialCrimeInvestigationUnit''
** By the Book Cop: Seiji Nanatsuki
** Broken Ace: Shiori Ichinose
** Social Darwinist: Warlock
* Teen Comedy: ''Film/{{Superbad}}''
** Teen Comedy Protagonist: Evan
** Horny Teen: Seth
** Cool Nerd: Fogell/[=McLovin=]
* Sitcom: ''Series/HowIMetYourMother''
** Sitcom Protagonist: Theodore Evelyn "Ted" Mosby
** Manic Pixie Dreamgirl: Tracy [=McConnell=]
** Byronic Hero: Barnabas "Barney" Stinson
** Sitcom Ships: Yellow Umbrella (Ted x Tracy) and Suits & Sundresses (Barney x Nora)
* Dystopian Film: ''Film/Code8''
* Cosmic Horror Story: ''Literature/DayOfTheChoosing''
* Sidescrolling Shooter: ''Videogame/ThingThing''
* First Person Shooter: ''Videogame/CallOfDutyMobile''
* Food and Beverage Online Variety Channel: WebVideo/{{Cultmoo}}
** Deep Fryer Experimentation Segment: ''Deep Fried Whaaat?!''
** Cooking Variety Segment: ''Cult Kitchen'' and associated sub-segments.
** Dish-Specific Culinary Experimentation Segments: ''Will It Sausage'' & ''[=ROFLWaffle=]''
** Drinking Game Segment: ''Drink of Destiny''

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* Action [[AC:Action Film: ''Film/DieHard''
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''Film/DieHard'']]
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Action Hero: Det. John [=McClane=]
** * Action Villain: Hans Gruber
** * Defiant Captive: Holly Gennero-[=McClane=]
** * Friend on the Force: Sgt. Al Powell
** * Sleazy Reporter/Punching Bag: Richard "Dick" Thornburg
** * Gunfight: The Computer Room Shootout
** * One Liners: There are a few, in no particular order.
*** ** John's lines:
# *** "No fuckin' shit lady, do I sound like I'm orderin' a pizza?!"
# *** "Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs."
# "Now ***"Now I know what a TV dinner feels like."
# "Welcome ***"Welcome to the party, pal!"
# *** "Yippee ki yay, motherfucker!"
# " ***" She's the best thing that ever happened to a bum like me."
# "I'm ***"I'm on your side, you assholes!"
# *** "Happy Trails, Hans."
*** ** Hans' Lines:
# *** "That's a very nice suit Mr. Takagi. It would be a shame to ruin it."
# *** "I'm going to count to three. There will not be a four."
# *** "I wanted this to be professional. Efficient, adroit, cooperative, not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way, so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life."
# *** "You can walk out, or be carried out."
# *** "Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?"
* Comic [[AC:Comic Book: ''Franchise/SpiderMan''
**
''Franchise/SpiderMan'']]
*
Superhero: Peter "Spider-Man" Parker
** * Damsel Out of Distress: MJ Watson
** * Supervillain: Norman "Green Goblin" Osborn
* [[AC: R-Rated Superhero Movie: ''Film/Deadpool2016''
**
''Film/Deadpool2016'']]
*
Breaker of Fourth Walls: Wade "Deadpool" Wilson
** * Evil Brit: Francis "Ajax" Freeman
** * Gentle Giant: Piotr "Colossus" Rasputin
* Spy [[AC:Spy Fiction Franchise: ''Film/JamesBond'' Film Series.
**
Series.]]
*
Spy: James Bond
** * Diabolical Mastermind: Ernst Stavro Blofeld
* Shonen [[AC:Shonen Anime: ''Anime/YuGiOhGX''
**
''Anime/YuGiOhGX'']]
*
Shonen Hero: Yuki Judai, AKA Jaden Yuki
** * Infatuated Rival: Asuka Tenjoin, AKA Alexis Rhodes
* Urban [[AC:Urban Fantasy Anime: ''Anime/SpecialSevenSpecialCrimeInvestigationUnit''
**
''Anime/SpecialSevenSpecialCrimeInvestigationUnit'']]
*
By the Book Cop: Seiji Nanatsuki
** * Broken Ace: Shiori Ichinose
** * Social Darwinist: Warlock
* Teen [[AC:Teen Comedy: ''Film/{{Superbad}}''
** Teen Comedy Protagonist:
''Film/{{Superbad}}'']]
* Endearing Dork:
Evan
** * Horny Teen: Seth
** * Cool Nerd: Fogell/[=McLovin=]
[AC:Sitcom: ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'']]
* Sitcom: ''Series/HowIMetYourMother''
**
Sitcom Protagonist: Theodore Evelyn "Ted" Mosby
** * Manic Pixie Dreamgirl: Tracy [=McConnell=]
** * Byronic Hero: Barnabas "Barney" Stinson
** * Sitcom Ships: Yellow Umbrella (Ted x Tracy) and Suits & Sundresses (Barney x Nora)
* Dystopian [[AC:Dystopian Film: ''Film/Code8''
* Cosmic
''Film/Code8'']]
[[AC:Cosmic
Horror Story: ''Literature/DayOfTheChoosing''
* Sidescrolling
''Literature/DayOfTheChoosing'']]
[[AC:Sidescrolling
Shooter: ''Videogame/ThingThing''
* First
''Videogame/ThingThing'']]
[[AC:First
Person Shooter: ''Videogame/CallOfDutyMobile''
* Food
''Videogame/CallOfDutyMobile'']]
[[AC:Food
and Beverage Online Variety Channel: WebVideo/{{Cultmoo}}
**
WebVideo/{{Cultmoo}}]]
*
Deep Fryer Experimentation Segment: ''Deep Fried Whaaat?!''
** * Cooking Variety Segment: ''Cult Kitchen'' and associated sub-segments.
** * Dish-Specific Culinary Experimentation Segments: ''Will It Sausage'' & ''[=ROFLWaffle=]''
** * Drinking Game Segment: ''Drink of Destiny''
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** One Liners: There are a few.

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** One Liners: There are a few.few, in no particular order.



*** "No fuckin' shit lady, do I sound like I'm orderin' a pizza?!"
*** "Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs."
*** "Now I know what a TV dinner feels like."
*** "Welcome to the party, pal!"
*** "Yippee ki yay, motherfucker!"
*** " She's the best thing that ever happened to a bum like me."
*** "I'm on your side, you assholes!"
*** "Happy Trails, Hans."

to:

*** # "No fuckin' shit lady, do I sound like I'm orderin' a pizza?!"
*** # "Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs."
*** # "Now I know what a TV dinner feels like."
*** # "Welcome to the party, pal!"
*** # "Yippee ki yay, motherfucker!"
*** # " She's the best thing that ever happened to a bum like me."
*** # "I'm on your side, you assholes!"
*** # "Happy Trails, Hans."



*** "That's a very nice suit Mr. Takagi. It would be a shame to ruin it."
*** "I'm going to count to three. There will not be a four."
*** "I wanted this to be professional. Efficient, adroit, cooperative, not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way, so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life."
*** "You can walk out, or be carried out."
*** "Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?"

to:

*** # "That's a very nice suit Mr. Takagi. It would be a shame to ruin it."
*** # "I'm going to count to three. There will not be a four."
*** # "I wanted this to be professional. Efficient, adroit, cooperative, not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way, so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life."
*** # "You can walk out, or be carried out."
*** # "Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?"
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*** "No fuckin' shit lady, do I sound like I'm orderin' a pizza?!"
*** "Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs."
*** "Now I know what a TV dinner feels like."
*** "Welcome to the party, pal!"
*** "Yippee ki yay, motherfucker!"
*** " She's the best thing that ever happened to a bum like me."
*** "I'm on your side, you assholes!"
*** "Happy Trails, Hans."

to:

*** **** "No fuckin' shit lady, do I sound like I'm orderin' a pizza?!"
*** **** "Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs."
*** **** "Now I know what a TV dinner feels like."
*** **** "Welcome to the party, pal!"
*** **** "Yippee ki yay, motherfucker!"
*** **** " She's the best thing that ever happened to a bum like me."
*** **** "I'm on your side, you assholes!"
*** **** "Happy Trails, Hans."



*** "That's a very nice suit Mr. Takagi. It would be a shame to ruin it."
*** "I'm going to count to three. There will not be a four."
*** "I wanted this to be professional. Efficient, adroit, cooperative, not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way, so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life."
*** "You can walk out, or be carried out."
*** "Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?"

to:

*** **** "That's a very nice suit Mr. Takagi. It would be a shame to ruin it."
*** **** "I'm going to count to three. There will not be a four."
*** **** "I wanted this to be professional. Efficient, adroit, cooperative, not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way, so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life."
*** **** "You can walk out, or be carried out."
*** **** "Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?"
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I am a [[UsefulNotes/{{Judaism}} Jewish Religious Zionist]] with a largely Centrist political orientation, and I am on [[UsefulNotes/{{Autism}} the Autism Spectrum]]. That said, I do not use this website to discuss politics or religion, except, occasionally in the latter case, with how tropes apply to religion. Please don't message me about politics or religion (except with regard to tropes applying to the latter), even on the off chance that I agree with what you may have to say. I use this website for fun, not to argue about real world problems.

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I am a [[UsefulNotes/{{Judaism}} Jewish Religious Zionist]] with a largely Centrist political orientation, and I am on [[UsefulNotes/{{Autism}} the Autism Spectrum]]. That said, I do not generally use this website to discuss politics or religion, except, occasionally in the latter case, with how tropes apply to religion. Please don't message me about politics or religion (except with regard to tropes applying to the latter), even on the off chance that I agree with what you may have to say. I use this website for fun, not to argue about real world problems.
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* RedRidingHoodReplica: (''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}''): I suggested an image of Ruby Rose in a red cloak, walking through snow.
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*** "No fuckin' shit lady, do I sound like I'm orderin' a pizza?!"
*** "Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs."
*** "Now I know what a TV dinner feels like."
*** "Welcome to the party, pal!"
*** "Yippee ki yay, motherfucker!"
*** " She's the best thing that ever happened to a bum like me."
*** "I'm on your side, you assholes!"
*** "Happy Trails, Hans."

to:

*** **** "No fuckin' shit lady, do I sound like I'm orderin' a pizza?!"
*** **** "Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs."
*** **** "Now I know what a TV dinner feels like."
*** **** "Welcome to the party, pal!"
*** **** "Yippee ki yay, motherfucker!"
*** **** " She's the best thing that ever happened to a bum like me."
*** **** "I'm on your side, you assholes!"
*** **** "Happy Trails, Hans."



*** "That's a very nice suit Mr. Takagi. It would be a shame to ruin it."
*** "I'm going to count to three. There will not be a four."
*** "I wanted this to be professional. Efficient, adroit, cooperative, not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way, so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life."
*** "You can walk out, or be carried out."
*** "Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?"

to:

*** **** "That's a very nice suit Mr. Takagi. It would be a shame to ruin it."
*** **** "I'm going to count to three. There will not be a four."
*** **** "I wanted this to be professional. Efficient, adroit, cooperative, not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way, so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life."
*** **** "You can walk out, or be carried out."
*** **** "Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?"
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* PetPositiveIdentification[[note]]Adopted.[[/note]]
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* RealMenCook: I am very adventurous in the culinary realm. My specialties are hot wings, chili, roasted asparagus with zaatar, and grilled steak. I have also discovered that pickled brisket is surprisingly delicious with red curry and coconut milk.

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* RealMenCook: I am very adventurous in the culinary realm. My specialties are hot wings, unstuffed cabbage with ground beef, chili, roasted asparagus with zaatar, and grilled steak. I have also discovered that pickled brisket is surprisingly delicious with red curry and coconut milk.
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[[MemeticMutation Yippee ki yay, motherfucker]]! You likely don't know me in person, but I go by the name Sky Cat 32 on this wiki; you can call me Sky, I guess.

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[[MemeticMutation Yippee ki yay, motherfucker]]! You likely don't know me in person, but I go by the name Sky Cat 32 [=SkyCat32=] on this wiki; you can call me Sky, I guess.
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* InconvenientAttraction: I have become attracted multiple times to people to whom I did not want to be attracted.
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* NoBisexuals: I hate it when media pretends that bisexuals don't exist.

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* NoBisexuals: I hate find it frustrating when media explicitly pretends that bisexuals don't exist.
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Anti-Vaxxers are the worst.


* AcceptableTargets: I will take potshots at Anti-Vaxxers at any given opportunity. The idea of refusing to vaccinate one's own child, unless there is an actual valid medical reason to do so, is child abuse as far as I am concerned, especially when "[[https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/13e0db3a_3fb7_4d3c_8330_86611faf9ac9.jpeg VaCciNeS cAuSe aUtIsM!]]" or some other similar bullshit is used as an excuse.

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* AcceptableTargets: I will take potshots at Anti-Vaxxers at any given opportunity. The idea of refusing to vaccinate one's own child, unless there is an actual valid medical reason to do so, is child abuse as far as I am concerned, especially when "[[https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/13e0db3a_3fb7_4d3c_8330_86611faf9ac9.jpeg VaCciNeS cAuSe aUtIsM!]]" or some other similar bullshit is used as an excuse. Seriously, fuck Anti-Vaxxers.
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* RealMenTakeItBlack: Downplayed, inasmuch as I usually have a splash of heavy cream in very strong coffee, but I am perfectly capable of drinking coffee black, the stronger the better.
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* PreviouslyOverlookedParamour [[note]]Adopted.[[/note]]
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* RealMenHateSugar: Downplayed. I have largely lost my taste for sweets and confections since going on an NSNG diet. Played very straight with my coffee, inasmuch as after spending my childhood putting too much sugar in coffee, I lost my taste for sweetened coffee altogether, to the point of considering it an abomination.
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* RelativeRidicule

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* MenAreUncultured: Subverted. There is no reason I cannot enjoy ''Film/DieHard'' and also enjoy a glass of Bordeaux or a nice Scotch.



* RealMenCook: I am very adventurous in the culinary realm. My specialties are hot wings, chili, roasted asparagus with zaatar, and grilled steak. I have also discovered that pickled brisket is surprisingly delicious with red curry and coconut milk.



* RealMenCook: I am very adventurous in the culinary realm. My specialties are hot wings, chili, roasted asparagus with zaatar, and grilled steak. I have also discovered that pickled brisket is surprisingly delicious with red curry and coconut milk.

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