History Tropers / RLYoshi

Ohai, I'm some guy. I make let's plays, raps, fan fiction, and hope to get a career as an actor, both regular and voice.

Basic info about me: I'm a fifteen-year-old brony who does the stuff listed above and has two different personalities. When I'm on the Internet or with people I'm comfortable with, I become [[{{Keet}} cheerful]] and [[CloudCuckooLander odd]], with a nice layer of [[DeadpanSnarker snark]] thrown in. In real life, however (or occasionally on the Internet), I'm [[TheQuietOne quiet]], [[HeroicBSOD depressed]], and when I actually start talking, [[{{Adorkable}} extremely awkward]].

However, in both cases, I'm frequently [[SelfDeprecation insulting myself]] and [[OnlySaneMan more down-to-earth]] [[SurroundedByIdiots than other people]] (but I have my moments too, particularly on the Internet). I always try to be realistic and logical, rather than imagining or planning things that aren't possible, which is a pretty big part of my self-deprecation. I have [[FriendlessBackground few to no friends]] in real life, but more online.

I have three skills: raps, puns, and acting. Everything else, I'm either below average at or suck at completely.

!My Works:
* YouTube (home to [[LetsPlay let's plays]], [[GratuitousRap raps]], and other miscellaneous things): [[http://www.youtube.com/RLYoshi Here]].
* [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic FIMFiction]] (home to FanFiction): [[http://www.fimfiction.net/user/RLYoshi Here]].
* {{Twitter}} ([[CaptainObvious home to Tweets]]): [[https://twitter.com/#!/RLYoshi1 Here]].
* You may also find me around the web in chat rooms, Skype, and more. More often than not, my username will be [=RLYoshi=].

!Other Stuff I Have Done:
* Created the TheRunawayGuys [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/DrinkingGame/TheRunawayGuys Drinking Game]].
* Created pages for various fanfics. Too many to count.
* Rapped live twice.

!Tropes that apply to me (feel free to add some if you know me enough to put something up that I didn't):
* {{Adorkable}}: Been described as this.
* AntiHero: Type I or II, depending on your perspective.
* AspergerSyndrome
* AttentionDeficitOohShiny
* BerserkButton: Insulting / threatening / hurting my friends. Or insulting autism, or making someone cry around me.
** Much more minor examples include spelling my name wrong or bothering me when I'm busy.
* BewareTheNiceOnes / BewareTheQuietOnes / BewareTheSillyOnes: Depending on the situation.
* BlindWithoutEm
* ButtMonkey: Where the hell do I begin...
* CatchPhrase: I have loads of them depending on the situation. Some are more of a VerbalTic than anything (like "[[FlatWhat Wait what]]" and "[[NoJustNoReaction I...that...no]]"), but I have a couple that actually count as this:
** "Ohai, I'm some guy" / "What's up, YouTube? This is [=RLYoshi=] as usual..."
** "''Partamos''!"
** "[[SurroundedByIdiots Why do I hang out with you guys again?]]"
* CloudCuckooLander: Downplayed and only around friends or on the web.
* ChallengeSeeker: I sometimes like trying difficult things just for fun. Such as playing {{VideoGame/Battletoads}}.
* CharacterAlignment: NeutralGood or ChaoticGood usually. Though sometimes I can go TrueNeutral, ChaoticNeutral, or NeutralEvil when sufficiently pissed off (though obviously downplayed in terms of actual evil).
* CoolLoser: On the Internet, I've had people compliment me in a variety of ways, such as calling me cute, saying I'm perfect in every way, etc. In real life, I get made fun of frequently (see StepfordSmiler below).
* {{Dandere}}: ShrinkingViolet in public, DeadpanSnarker (with a dash of CloudCuckooLander) around friends and on the Internet.
* DeadpanSnarker: Particularly in my YouTube videos.
* {{Determinator}}
* FlatWhat: I use this a lot. That or a BigWhat, but I prefer a flat one.
* FourEyesZeroSoul
* GoshDangitToHeck: I try to avoid swearing, often resorting to an UnusualEuphemism instead. However, when I'm ''really'' pissed and {{Angrish}} doesn't work...
** PrecisionFStrike
* GrammarNazi
* GratuitousSpanish: ''Partamos'', which roughly translates to "we start", is my general CatchPhrase used before going LeeroyJenkins.
* IHaveManyNames: Max, [=RLYoshi=], Arrell, and some guy. These are all names I have used to refer to myself.
* TheInsomniac: Type A, with elements of Type B; I have extreme sleeping troubles and have started taking sleeping pills to help - and even those don't always do the trick. This leads to nights of only a couple hours of sleep, or perhaps none at all, and the next day I act even more insane than I normally do to force myself to stay awake and work.
* LetsPlay
* MadeOfIron: Fell down a flight of stairs eight times, one right after the other, for a video project. Came out with a couple bruises, a scraped hand, and a shrug. And that's just one of many examples.
** WeaksauceWeakness: [[spoiler: [[GroinAttack Groin Attacks]].]]
* MoodSwinger: Because of my CloudCuckooLander personality online, I can be cheerful and happy, then get depressed when someone brings up a certain topic, and go back to cheerful as soon as we move on.
* MotorMouth: If I know what I'm gonna say, I can outdo TechN9ne and BustaRhymes in this department.
* OnlySaneMan
** NotSoAboveItAll: I only earn this part when SurroundedByIdiots...which is frighteningly often.
* PeripheryDemographic: In-universe ([[RealLife if you can call it that]]); I'm a [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic brony]].
** RealMenWearPink: And I'm proud to be one!
* PungeonMaster: [[CollectiveGroan Responses]] [[CrowningMomentOfFunny frequently]] [[NoJustNoReaction vary]].
* SelfDeprecation: I hate complimenting myself because it makes me feel like a narcissist. Sometimes I compliment myself on the Internet if I can actually prove it (see MotorMouth above), but usually I just resort to either saying nothing or insulting myself.
* ShrinkingViolet
* SophisticatedAsHell: Accidental; often, I'll be explaining something in great detail, then reach a part I don't really get and say something along the lines of, "...and I can't remember the rest of the damn thing, so just wing it from there."
* StepfordSmiler: My silence in public and carefree, albeit sarcastic, attitude otherwise? Hides a ''lot'' of depression, anger, and self-hatred caused by over ten years of bad luck, abuse, and backstabbing.
* TrademarkFavouriteFood: Bacon pizza. Also, for drinks, Five Alive and - to a much lesser extent - root beer.
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[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Seey'all later!]]

* InsaneTrollLogic: Yoshi Logic, a product of my own creation that consists of [[MindScrew Mind Screws]], [[ChewbaccaDefense Chewbacca Defenses]], and [[LogicBomb Logic Bombs]]...many of which [[FridgeBrilliance actually make sense after you think about them]].

!Tropes that apply to me:

I have three skills: raps, puns, and video games. Everything else, I'm either below average at or suck at completely.

Basic info about me: I'm a fifteen-year-old brony who does the stuff listed above and has three defining traits: [[SelfDeprecation very low self-confidence]], [[PungeonMaster an urge to make puns]], and [[FriendlessBackground having no friends in real life]].[[hottip:*: Well, occasionally I make real life friends, but then I either end up growing out of touch with them or spending more time with them online than in real life, to the point where they might as well just be an online friend. I only have one real life friend at the moment.]] Aside from those, I have three more traits which almost nobody knows about: [[{{Determinator}} never giving up]], [[UndyingLoyalty always being willing to protect others]], and [[AspergerSyndrome being autistic]]. I also like tropes, if you can't tell.

* CatchPhrase: Ohai, I'm some guy / What's up, YouTube? This is [=RLYoshi=] as usual / ''Partamos!''
** I have a few others, primarily in my videos. They're on my Quotes page, because I felt like making one.

* You may also find me around the web in chat rooms, Skype, and more. More often than not, my username will be [=RLYoshi=]. If I don't introduce myself with "Ohai, I'm some guy" or a spoof thereof, it's likely not actually me.

* ChallengeSeeker: I sometimes like trying difficult things just for fun. Such as playing {{VideoGame/Battletoads}},

[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Seey'all later.]]

Ohai, I'm some guy. I make let's plays, video game reviews, raps, fan fiction, and hope to get a career as an actor, both regular and voice.

* YouTube (home to [[LetsPlay let's plays]], [[DeadpanSnarker video game reviews]], and [[GratuitousRap raps]]): [[http://www.youtube.com/RLYoshi Here]].

* You may also find me around the web in chat rooms, Skype, and more. More often than not, my username will be [=RLYoshi=]. If I don't introduce myself with "Ohai, I'm some guy" or a spoof thereof, it's not actually me.

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* IHaveManyNames: Max, RLYoshi, Arrell, and some guy. These are all names I have used to refer to myself.

* BerserkButton: Oh, you just attacked one of my friends? Sorry, couldn't hear you over the sound of me ''[[UnstoppableRage beating your ugly face in]].''
** Also, don't mock autism or make someone cry around me.

!Vandalism - Go nuts!

* YouTube (home to [[LetsPlay let's plays]], [[DeadpanSnarker video game reviews]], and [[GratuitiousRap raps]]): [[http://www.youtube.com/RLYoshi Here]].

* GratuitiousSpanish: ''Partamos'', which roughly translates to "we start", is my general CatchPhrase used before going LeeroyJenkins.

--> [[OpeningNarration What's up,]] YouTube? [[CatchPhrase This is [=RLYoshi=], as usual,]] [[LetsPlay bringing you...]]

My common username is [=RLYoshi=]. It's sort of a random username, but I like it nevertheless. I basically came up with it while signing onto YouTube and decided to put [[SuperMarioBros "Yos]][[YoshisIsland hi"]], my favourite Nintendo character at the time, after some random letters. I settled on RL, which stands for [[spoiler: [[ExactWords Random Letters.]]]]

I live in [[CanadaEh Canada]] and I have AspergersSyndrome, which is possibly my most defining characteristic. I like making videos for YouTube, mainly [[LetsPlay Let's Plays]] and video game reviews. I also write fan fiction, mainly for WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic.

[=YouTube=] account: http://www.youtube.com/user/RLYoshi
[=FIMFiction.net=] account: http://www.fimfiction.net/user/RLYoshi
Follow me on Twitter! http://twitter.com/#!/RLYoshi1

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!!Me and my videos provide examples of:
* AccentuateTheNegative: In a sense. I tend to find myself really tearing at games I dislike in my video game reviews.
* AfraidOfBlood: Not so much "afraid" as "disgusted", but everybody labels it as a fear so it's close enough.
* AlternateCharacterInterpretation: My semi-frequent line [[SuperMarioBros "What if all Mario cared about was the cake?"]]
* AndIMustScream: Most of my nightmares involve me being incapable of communication whatsoever, while all sorts of generic bad things happen to me that I can't stop. Usually exaggerated versions of any incidents from that day.
* {{Angrish}}: When freaked out, I may end up doing this (see CatchPhrase below).
** The only {{Angrish}} I do that at least contains words is "FRICKLE-DEE-FRACK!" but I only use it if extremely startled.
* ArcNumber: I sneak 14 into everything I can.
* ArcSymbol: I have a strange fascination with implementing bows and arrows into stories.
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: I actually do this on purpose whenever I can, occasionally complete with LampshadeHanging.
* AspergersSyndrome
* AttentionDeficitOohShiny: I get easily distracted. Sometimes, just for fun, I'll point behind someone and yell "Look! A distraction!" It never works, obviously.
* AwesomeButImpractical: I have a sword on my wall! A real freaking sword! And I have nobody to go stabby-stabby on! (It's a cool decoration though.)
** I can also easily memorize songs, or even write original ones. However, I can't perform them, since my singing sounds like a cat being run over by a steamroller.
** I have the amazing ability to think very good threats up on the spot, within half a second.
--> ''"I will tear your ears off, shove them down your throat, pull them out your ass, light them on fire, incinerate your eyes with them, and stick them up your nose!"''
* AxCrazy: Kinda...let's just say if you and I team up in SuperSmashBros Brawl's Subspace Emissary, you may as well sit back and admire the scenery while I go ballistic on the enemies.
* BerserkButton: I despise [[InSovietRussiaTropeMocksYou Soviet Russia jokes]] due to their over-usage by a certain {{Jerkass}} I knew at camp. [[hottip:*: To be fair, it's not the jokes themselves, but more like if somebody tells more than five in under two minutes. That means they're just overdoing them, and I hate that.]]
** I also have a strong dislike for people who use the word "retard" or any variation thereof as an insult.
* BetterThanABareBulb: If I spot a trope, I'll lampshade it if it kills me.
** Not just in games or movies either; if I see a trope happening in real life, the trope name will spring to mind and I'll find a way to work it into conversation.
* BewareTheNiceOnes: I have almost fifteen years of anger stored up inside me. If you happen to go even a ''tiny'' bit too far, run.
* BigEater: I once ate ten tacos in one sitting. That's just an example.
* BigLippedAlligatorMoment: "IF I MADE SENSE THE WORLD WOULD BLOW UP!"
* BigNo / BigWhat / BigYes: I have done all three at least twice, and can drag it on for a while (see IncrediblyLongNote below).
* BrilliantButLazy: People say I'm this. I disagree with the "brilliant" part.
* ButtMonkey: Dear god, where do I begin.
* CanadaEh
* CatchPhrase:
** In real life:
*** If I see something that's funny and looks nearly impossible, I'll go "Physics just cried". I actually stole that from a friend, but eh.
*** "DeadpanSnarker and proud of it."
*** [[LeeroyJenkins "LEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS!"]]
*** "[something I hate that just happened] for the lose."
*** ''[[GratuitousSpanish Partamos!]]'' (Let us be off!)
** In my videos:
*** In my series of [[LetsPlay let's plays,]] I'll develop into some {{Angrish}} at times that sounds like this:
--> ''"Whuhdubadubadubadubadubaraaaagh!"''
** "What's up, YouTube? This is [=RLYoshi=], as usual, bringing you..."
** "[[ShallIRepeatThat OH GOD THE OWL]]", "[[{{Angrish}} I CANNOT EAT FAIRIES]]", and "[[LargeHam YOU MADE THIS SUCK!]]" are used at least three times by me in my LetsPlay of TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime. [[ItMakesSenseInContext They make sense in context.]]
* CharacterAlignment: When I play Dungeons and Dragons, I prefer Neutral Good. However, I myself would probably be Chaotic Good (I don't exactly want to be evil, but if I have to break a rule or two to do something important, so be it as long as it isn't illegal).
* ChekhovsGun: I once memorized the Periodic Table of Elements Song by TomLehrer. It was nothing important to me until I was able to perform it in front of people. CrowningMomentOfAwesome for me.
** The name for my video game reviews, "Classification: Awesome", came from a name I wrote on a file folder for cool drawings and such a while back. Unfortunately, I lost the folder.
* ChekhovsSkill: I can easily memorize songs, speeches, lines, etc. This came in handy with the ChekhovsGun above, as well as when I audition for plays.
* {{Claustrophobia}}
* CloudCuckooLander: Especially when I was younger, I would do or say things that people found REALLY odd.
* CompanionCube: An unintentional example. Sometimes I'll sit in my chair and daydream, more often that not muttering about what's going on. When I snap out of it I realize I'm actually talking to my Chibithulhu plush.
** Not really unintentional anymore, since now I treat the plush as a good luck charm.
* CrowningMomentOfAwesome: My friend was trying to get a cool .gif animation as the background for a program he was working on. After spending half an hour trying, he eventually managed it.
--> '''Friend''': ''"[[BigYes YES!]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext IT DANCES FOR ME!]] [[PrecisionFStrike BEEYATCH!]]"''
* CrowningMomentOfFunny: Something my friend and I like to refer to as "the ultimate paradox":
--> One sunny day in the middle of the night\\
Two dead boys came out to fight\\
Back to back they faced one another\\
Drew their swords and shot each other\\
The deaf policemen heard this noise\\
And came to kill those two dead boys\\
And if you don't believe the story is true\\
Ask the blind man; he saw it too.
** Someone I know made an IncrediblyLamePun, [[BeyondTheImpossible even worse than my own.]] I responded with my own pun. This soon dissolved into a back-and-forth, rapidfire [[HurricaneOfPuns pun contest]] that went on for well over three minutes. The end result? We both shut up for about five seconds, then simulatenously {{Facepalm}}.
** "IF I MADE SENSE THE WORLD WOULD BLOW UP!"
* DamnYouMuscleMemory: A variation. Due to frequently rehearsing raps or listening to rap music, I end up reading almost everything as a rap, which really sucks when I need to read out loud and have to restrain myself from twisting it into rap.
* {{Dandere}}: Sometimes I'm a ShrinkingViolet; others I'm a LargeHam. Depends on whether I'm around strangers or alone/with a friend.
* DeadpanSnarker: [[CatchPhrase And proud of it.]]
* DesignatedProtagonistSyndrome: Weird as it sounds, I often wonder why I am the main character of my life.
* {{Determinator}}: If it takes me forever, I will do it, no matter what...as long as I care about it.
* [[DoesNotLikeSpam Does Not Like Parsnip]]
* EscapistCharacter: [[TheLegendOfZelda Link]] is this for me.
* EvenEvilHasStandards: Not really evil, but while I find playful insults to be funny, actually meaning what you say when you call someone a "waste of life" or whatever is off the table.
** In a similar vein, I hate JustinBieber and I will frequently make jokes at his expense. But threatening to kill him? [[NoJustNoReaction No.]]
** [[EvenEvilHasStandards Even]] [[PungeonMaster Pungeon Masters]] [[EvenEvilHasStandards Have Standards]]: Yeah, I make some pretty bad puns, but even I don't make incredibly obvious ones. When someone else does, I usually lampshade how even ''I'' wouldn't have done that.
* EvilSoundsDeep: My "evil voice" is ''extremely'' deep. It also hurts my throat. It's also my [[LordOfTheRings Gollum]] impression...despite never having seen the movie.
* ExactWords: I wanted my username to be "Yoshi" after some '''random letters'''...see if you can guess what the RL stands for.
* ExpressiveHair: My hair falls in front of my face when I'm depressed or angry. Justified as it actually falls in front of my face normally; I just don't bother brushing it away if depressed or angry.
* {{Facepalm}}: This is almost my trademark. No matter how hard I do it, even several times in a row, it only hurts if I'm holding something. And I do it ''a lot''.
* FollowTheLeader: Actually averted with my let's plays; people assume I only started doing them because of WhiteBladeZero. I actually planned my let's play series out before I began watching his let's plays.
* {{Foreshadowing}}: I deliberately do this on occasion. If I'm planning something that's going to take me at least a month, I give a hint or two. Including with my LetsPlay videos.
* FourEyesZeroSoul: I'm not necessarily ''evil'', but I am pretty distant from most people, and I wear glasses, so I guess it fits.
* TheFriendNobodyLikes: I tend to be the really weird guy in whatever group I hang out in. I'm usually not really even friends with any of these people; I just happen to stay near them oftentimes. At most, I'll be sort-of-friends with one of them.
* {{Gasshole}}: I can make myself burp whenever I want.
* GenreSavvy: While playing most video games.
--> ''"There are two doors and one large enemy...obviously the enemy is blocking the real door. I'll lure him away and - yep, the real door."''
* GoshDangItToHeck: I avoid swearing at pretty much all costs. [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness Except when I'm really ticked.]]
* GrammarNazi
* GratuitousSpanish: My CatchPhrase, ''partamos'', which is Spanish for "let us be off" or "we start" according to Google Translate. Aside from that word, I know pretty much no foreign words.
* GuiltyPleasures: Despite my age, I'm still a fan of Nerf guns. Can you blame me?
** I also like the Super Mario Bros. movie. Yes, that one, the live-action one everyone hates.
** I'm also a [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic brony]]. I ain't guilty about it though.
* HatesBeingTouched: At least by people I don't know.
* HatesSmallTalk: Sort of. I don't like small talk when I'm busy or eating, but when I'm fine with small talk I just never have anything to talk about.
* IncrediblyLamePun: My specialty.
* IncrediblyLongNote: When I feel like it, I can drag a single syllable (most often a BigNo) on for well over ten seconds. Sometimes when I do it, people start checking their watches. And they aren't goofing around.
** I once went on for ''twenty-one seconds'' with a BigNo. Thankfully, it was recorded.
* IThoughtEveryoneCouldDoThat: My best typing WPM score so far is 115. My worst while trying is about 80. The average of the site I use (and everyone I know) is mid-30s. Before I found out the average, I thought everyone's WPM was around a hundred. (Basically, I thought it worked the same as IQ.)
* {{Jerkass}}: I'll often act this way without meaning to.
* LampshadeHanging: I do this ''all the time''. See BetterThanABareBulb above.
** A couple of times, I've even ''lampshaded my own lampshading''. [[{{Inception}} Lampshadeception]]?
* LargeHam: [[{{Dandere}} Depends on the situation]]. I'm an [[TheStoic emotionless ham]] when with people, but a [[LargeHam GIANT ham]] when recording stuff.
* LetsPlay: I like to make them for YouTube.
* LonersAreFreaks: Well, I'm a loner, and I consider myself a freak. So this trope belongs here as much as cheese belongs in the dairy column.
* MadnessMantra: "Snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap!"
* MotorMouth: If I know ''exactly'' what it is I'm gonna say, I can say it faster than anyone I know can speak. If I have to improvise, though, I can't talk fast without stumbling over the fourth word.
* MyNameIsNotDurwood: My name is [=RLYoshi=], not Yoshi!
* NeedsMoreLove: My reason for looking for underrated video games to play.
* {{Nerd}}
* NiceJobBreakingItHero: When I upload videos to YouTube, it causes extreme Internet lag for my entire house.
* NoIndoorVoice: I end up speaking louder than I should without realizing it.
* NotAMorningPerson: I stay tired and groggy for at least an hour after waking up.
** Even longer lately, thanks to some sleep medication I've been taking.
* OnlySaneMan: Mostly everywhere I go online, unless I'm feeling hyper.
* OverlyLongGag: See IncrediblyLongNote above.
* PerfectlyCromulentWord: "Concrastination", pronounced "Kun - krass - tin - ay - shun". The opposite of procrastination. You do things right away instead of putting them off. [[hottip:*: The name comes from the word "procrastination" starting with a 'pro', and the opposite of pro is 'con' in the way I was thinking, so that would make the opposite of procrastination "concrastination".]]
* PrecisionFStrike: Considering how little I use actual swear words - [[GoshDangitToHeck even the minor ones]] - any curse I do will obviously fit the criteria for this trope.
* PungeonMaster: Pretty much my defining characteristic at several places. Thankfully in a good way.
* PutOnABus: Almost everyone who's ever been my friend has moved away or proven they weren't really a friend. I feel like I only have two actual friends right now that I've met in real life, and one lives in the US.
* RealMenWearPink: [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic I'm a brony.]]
* RedOniBlueOni: I'm red, contrasting the blue my brother and best friend have. (Though my best friend will switch to red if he gets excited enough.)
* RidiculousProcrastinator: I nearly go BeyondTheImpossible with this, even putting off ''the things I'm using as an excuse to put off something else.''
* RunningGag: If someone asks me a question where the answer is blatantly obvious, and the answer is "Yes" or "No", I'll go "Maaaaaaybe", stretching out the first syllable as long as the question is stupid. I once did that for a ''[[IncrediblyLongNote full]] [[OverlyLongGag minute]]'' because someone was being so dumb.
** [[ItMakesSenseInContext Low fat music.]]
* SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud: "Type type type type type...click...save...type type..."
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: I'll occasionally think of really complicated ways to say something simple, such as "I don't know what that is":
--> ''"I am afraid I possess no option but to inform you that my intellectual power is incapable of acknowledging the meaning of this subject."''
* ShoutOut: I often try to do these in my videos, or even in everyday conversation. Most are references to {{Minecraft}}, TheLegendOfZelda, {{Yogscast}}, or any [[LetsPlay LPers]] I watch frequently (such as ProtonJon).
* ShrinkingViolet: See {{Dandere}} above.
* SirSwearsalot: If you count my [[UnusualEuphemism swear word substitutes]] then this applies to me almost all the time. If not, this is averted.
* SneezeCut: Twice. Once was when I heard someone say my name, and I immediately sneezed. Another time was when I was talking to a friend about our resident CloudCuckooLander, and the CloudCuckooLander sneezed, three feet away from us. (And, funny enough, ''he didn't hear a word we said.'')
* TheStoic: Lately, at any rate, I never feel like showing emotions outside my house. On the rare occasion I do, I have to ''force it.''
** NotSoStoic: INSIDE the house, though, I'm a LargeHam.
* SuperOCD: Sorta. If I scratch one side of my face, I have to scratch the other to keep it even. That's just an example; it works similarly all over me.
* TemptingFate: I do this so often it's bad for me. Just a couple of mine:
--> ''*while at low health while playing Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time* "I have a fairy, I'll be fine..." *three minutes later, no more fairies* "OH FRICK!"''
--> ''"See? I carried it all the way and didn't drop it!" *drops it* "I swear that was not on purpose."''
--> ''*while playing {{Minecraft}}* "All right! I've got so much stuff! This was awesome! I never even got hurt!" *Skeleton appears and shoots at me, sending me backwards into lava, where I die and lose everything* [[BigWhat WHAT! WHAT! WHAT!]]''
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Bacon pizza. Or plain cheese pizza.
* TVTropesWillRuinYourLife: I can't count the times I decided to see the ChekhovsGun page again and ended up reading about RedOniBlueOni, four hours later, without ever leaving my chair.
* UnusualEuphemism: "OH FRICK! WHAT THE FRICK! [[{{Angrish}} OH FRICKLE-DEE-FRACK!]]"
** Also "snap".
** I tend to replace [[PrecisionFStrike more obscene swear words]] with "frick" and milder ones with "snap".
* VerbalTic: Instead of "I'm going to" or anything like that, I say "I'mma". Nobody notices but me.
* WhatTheHellHero: I felt this way to myself when I almost made someone throw up. People present? Just hoped they'd be okay. People I told the story to? Thought it was hilarious. Person I almost made throw up? Forgave me in seconds. Me? Still guilty, even though it happened over a month ago and everything's been cleared up.
** I actually do this to myself a lot, whenever I screw something up because I think everyone's gonna hate me for it.
* [[WhenAllYouHaveIsAHammer When All You Have Is A YouTube Account]]: Before I got {{Twitter}}, I would make Twitter-style "two sentence blog updates" on my YouTube profile, since YouTube was the only thing I had.
* WrongGenreSavvy: Almost as often as I am regular GenreSavvy:
--> ''"I can pick up enemies, and the boss has enemies alongside him, so obviously I have to pick the enemies up and throw them at him. Let me try - wait, it didn't work?! Then what do I do? [[GuideDangIt There is no other obvious solution!]]" [[hottip:*: The answer is to just run away for several minutes. Really?]]''
* YoungerThanTheyLook: People look at me or hear my voice and think I'm seventeen or eighteen. I'm actually fifteen.
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[=XPWBNQEGMCBHGBVERHBVRJWSEFHFTGNBNRTGHERTGURBWERGBUHBESUBHNYoshi=]...nah, I don't like it...I need some other kind of random letters...

[[DescribeTopicHere Describe RLYoshi here.]] Well, I don't really like him, I hear he's a pretty big JerkAss and TooDumbToLive...wait, that's me!

I live in [[CanadaEh Canada]] and I have AspergersSyndrome, which is possibly my most defining characteristic. I like making videos for YouTube, mainly Let's Plays and video game reviews. I also write fan fiction.

[=FanFiction.net=] account: http://www.fanfiction.net/~rlyoshi

* {{Dandere}}: Which is also part of the reason for my TheStoic personality.

*** ''[[GratuitiousSpanish Partamos!]]'' (Let us be off!)

* GratuitiousSpanish: My CatchPhrase, ''partamos'', which is Spanish for "let us be off" or "we start" according to Google Translate. Aside from that word, I know pretty much no foreign words.

* RealMenWearPink: I have a pink shirt that I wear like it's a normal, everyday shirt.

* YoungerThanTheyLook: People look at me or hear my voice and think I'm seventeen or eighteen. I'm actually fourteen.

* MyNameIsNotDurwood: My name is RLYoshi, not Yoshi!

[[{{DescribeTopicHere}} Describe RLYoshi here.]] Well, I don't really like him, I hear he's a pretty big JerkAss and TooDumbToLive...wait, that's me!

My common username is [=RLYoshi=]. It's sort of a random username, but I like it nevertheless. I basically came up with it while signing onto YouTube and decided to put [[{{SuperMarioBros}} "Yos]][[{{YoshisIsland}} hi"]], my favourite Nintendo character at the time, after some random letters. I settled on RL, which stands for [[spoiler: [[{{ExactWords}} Random Letters.]]]]

I live in [[{{CanadaEh}} Canada]] and I have AspergersSyndrome, which is possibly my most defining characteristic. I like making videos for YouTube, mainly Let's Plays and video game reviews. I also write fan fiction.

* AlternateCharacterInterpretation: My semi-frequent line [[{{SuperMarioBros}} "What if all Mario cared about was the cake?"]]

* BerserkButton: I despise [[{{InSovietRussiaTropeMocksYou}} Soviet Russia jokes]] due to their over-usage by a certain {{Jerkass}} I knew at camp. [[hottip:*: To be fair, it's not the jokes themselves, but more like if somebody tells more than five in under two minutes. That means they're just overdoing them, and I hate that.]]

** Someone I know made an IncrediblyLamePun, [[{{BeyondTheImpossible}} even worse than my own.]] I responded with my own pun. This soon dissolved into a back-and-forth, rapidfire [[{{HurricaneOfPuns}} pun contest]] that went on for well over three minutes. The end result? We both shut up for about five seconds, then simulatenously {{Facepalm}}.

* DeadpanSnarker: [[{{CatchPhrase}} And proud of it.]]

* [[{{DoesNotLikeSpam}} Does Not Like Parsnip]]
* EscapistCharacter: [[{{TheLegendOfZelda}} Link]] is this for me.
* EvilSoundsDeep: My "evil voice" is ''extremely'' deep. It also hurts my throat. It's also my [[{{LordOfTheRings}} Golem]] impression...despite never having seen the movie.

* {{Facepalm}}: This is almost my trademark. No matter how hard I do it, even several times in a row, it only hurts if I'm holding something. And I do it [[{{Understatement}} a lot.]]

* GoshDangItToHeck: I avoid swearing at pretty much all costs. [[{{OOCIsSeriousBusiness}} Except when I'm really ticked.]]

* LargeHam: Depends on the situation. I'm an [[TheStoic emotionless ham]] when with people, but a [[{{Understatement}} GIANT]] [[LargeHam ham]] when recording stuff.

* PungeonMaster: Pretty much my defining characteristic while at camp. Thankfully in a good way.

* RunningGag: If someone asks me a question where the answer is blatantly obvious, and the answer is "Yes" or "No", I'll go "Maaaaaaybe", stretching out the first syllable as long as the question is stupid. I once did that for a ''[[{{IncrediblyLongNote}} full]] [[{{OverlyLongGag}} minute]]'' because someone was being so dumb.
** [[{{ItMakesSenseInContext}} Low fat music.]]

* SirSwearsalot: If you count my [[{{UnusualEuphemism}} swear word substitutes]] then this applies to me almost all the time. If not, this is averted.

--> ''*while playing {{Minecraft}}* "All right! I've got so much stuff! This was awesome! I never even got hurt!" *Skeleton appears and shoots at me, sending me backwards into lava, where I die and lose everything* [[{{BigWhat}} WHAT! WHAT! WHAT!]]''

** I tend to replace [[{{PrecisionFStrike}} more obscene swear words]] with "frick" and milder ones with "snap".

* [[{{WhenAllYouHaveIsAHammer}} When All You Have Is A YouTube Account]]: Before I got {{Twitter}}, I would make Twitter-style "two sentence blog updates" on my YouTube profile, since YouTube was the only thing I had.

--> ''"I can pick up enemies, and the boss has enemies alongside him, so obviously I have to pick the enemies up and throw them at him. Let me try - wait, it didn't work?! Then what do I do? [[{{GuideDangIt}} There is no other obvious solution!]]" [[hottip:*: The answer is to just run away for several minutes. Really?]]''