History Tropers / NerdBird

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[[caption-width-right:261:Me as drawn by [[Tropers/DiurnalBrocolli Broc.]]]]
-> Troper 1: Hey, do you know Nerd Bird?
-> Troper 2: Who, that crazy chick?
-> Troper 1: Yeah, that's her.
-> [[AuthorAvatar Nerd Bird]]: HELLOOOO THEEEEERE
-> Tropers 1 and 2: [[FlatWhat wut]]

[[CatchPhrase Guten morgen.]]

Nerd Bird is an Australian (cue "Land Down Under" by Men At Work and kangaroos with cork hats) teenage girl who is kinda new to this TV Tropes thing. So, please be nice to her, or refer to BerserkButton or ActionGirl below. Her actual name is Danica, and she is a [[BlatantLies TOTALLY normal human being]] who thoroughly enjoys gaming and just pop culture in general. Strangely enough, she has always enjoyed botany and ornithology, and can identify and name [[PhotographicMemory all Australian bird species, as well as quite a few international birds.]] She ''does'' occasionally edit pages, mainly grammatical errors and misspellings. There's a few pictures of Nerd Bird on this page. xD

She does Synchtube riffing with Tropers/SeanMurrayI, [[@/{{Prometheus 136}} Prometheus 136]] and other tropers every now and then, she enjoys it very much. c:

Enough third person now. I love it oh so very much when people add things to my page (tropes, Friend List, Harem List, vandalism, pictures, etc.). I'm super-friendly, so please throw a PM my way, and we can happily chat about anything you like. It's nice to meet you. ^_^


'''I STARTED THIS PAGE PLEASE ADD STUFF:''' http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/JustForFun/TroperShippingAndTroperDatingService

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[[caption-width-right:342:A galaxy that I created in Photoshop one day. I ''LOVE'' graphic design. c:]]
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[[folder:Vandalism and Shiz]]
For editable crap, please go [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TroperWall/NerdBird here.]] c:
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[[folder:Tropes That Apply To Nerd Bird]]
Nerd Bird provides examples of:
* AcCENTUponTheWrongSylLABle: What happens when people try to pronounce my name.
* ActionGirl: I am a green belt in GKR karate.
* AmbiguousDisorder: I have Asperger's and OCD. Also, [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny butterflies.]]
* ApologizesALot: Sorry.
* AppealToObscurity: Many of my jokes originate from rather obscure sources. The few people who do understand my jokes seem to [[WorthIt enjoy them]].
* ArtEvolution: My drawing skills have improved over time.
* AwesomeAussie: One would hope. c:
* BadLiar: ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin.
* BerserkButton: Please don't condescend me or assume I"m stupid. Do not recommend typical teenage angst fiction to me. Also, DO NOT use text talk around me. It will not end well, trust me.
* BewareTheNiceOnes: I am calm 99% of the time, except if you do any of the above.
* BigEater: I am ADDICTED to chocolate.
* BigNo: Occurs after my bandwidth slows to a snail's-pace.
* BrickJoke: TO my friends, I often make references to jokes made several years ago. More times than not, I receive strange stares.
* BookWorm
* CatchPhrase: "Guten morgen!" "ahuehuehuehue" "May as well ship it."
* CreatureOfHabit: I love routine and despise change.
* CloudCuckooLander
* DescriptionPorn: My stories and poetry often end up lapsing into this.
* EmbarrassingNickname: For reasons unknown, my nickname in Grade Eight was "Pedo."
* FangsAreEvil: Averted.
* FanService: Averted, sadly.
* {{Flanderisation}}: Over time, my obsessive traits have become worse. I am now rather notorious for these traits.
* FunTShirt: I often wear Superman, Ramones, Doors and other pop culture shirts.
* GadgeteerGenius: I am surprisingly good with computers.
* GratuitousGerman
* HaremSeeker
* HatesBeingTouched: Slightly averted. I don't like being touched UNNECCESARILY. Otherwise, I enjoy hugs from friends and family.
* IncrediblyLamePun: Happens ALL THE TIME. This serves a [[RunningGag pun-ishment]] for my friends.
* InnocentBlueEyes
* InstantCostumeChange: I used to do quick costume changes back when I did plays in Drama, and as a result, I can change clothes VERY quickly.
* LargeHam: Me in drama. I am very melodramatic when I want to be.
* LauncherOfAThousandShips: Not quite sure why. I'm not complaining though. c:
* LoveDodecahedron: See the shipping forum as well. xD
* MadLibsCatchPhrase: "[insert word here] and shiz."
* MadnessMantra: "YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE HAREM, YOU ARE THE HAREM, YOU CAN LEAVE THE HAREM BUT THE HAREM WILL NEVER LEAVE YOOOOOOU"
* MindScrew: Because of my random fact-spouting, this is the reaction of most people that talk to me.
* MundaneLuxury: Nothing makes me happier than a hot shower or a hug.
* NoodleIncident: I have experienced a lot of...unusual incidents that sound even stranger out of context. I also tend not to impart details of said incidents to people; I leave it mysterious... c:
* NotAMorningPerson: Averted. I wake up 5.30-6am every morning. Even on weekends.
* OlderThanTheyLook: I have been told I look fourteen. Must be my massive anime-ish eyes.
* RageQuit: When playing video games.
* RealisticDictionIsUnrealistic: I sometimes burst out into soliloquies or David Attenborough-style narration out of the blue.
* RememberedTooLate: As a result of my [[CloudCuckooLander Cloudcuckoolander-ness]], I often procrastinate and remember homework and chores at the very last minute.
* SarcasmBlind: As a result of the Asperger's.
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness
* SoBadItsGood: I have a secret obsession with B-grade movies and cruddy video games.
* SomewhereAnOrnithologistIsCrying: Often occurs when a work or a person makes a mistake regarding birds.
* StrokeTheBeard: Happens when I pretend to be philosophic.
* StylisticSuck: On Facebook and forums, I often type like this for the purpose of giving Grammar Nazis aneurysms.
* SweetTooth
* VerbalTic: I often "KYAI" as I have been doing GKR karate for about four years.
* WhatTheHellIsThatAccent: I relapse between a Australian and an American accent. I can't really explain it.
* ZettaiRyouiki: I wear long over-the-knee socks sometimes.
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[[folder:Stuff That Nerd Bird Likes]]
''Will be updated soon. lol''
!!Japanese Animation and Graphic Novels
* PuellaMagiMadokaMagica
* DeathNote
* NeonGenesisEvangelion
* {{Pokemon}}
* {{Digimon}}
* TokyoMewMew
* [[KOn K-On!]]
* OuranHighSchoolHostClub
* ErgoProxy
* DragonBall
* ShingekiNoKyojin
* FullmetalAlchemist
* CardcaptorSakura
* SailorMoon

!!Televisually Broadcasted Visual and Audio Entertainment
* HouseMD
* {{Psych}}
* BreakingBad
* HowIMetYourMother
* {{Community}}
* MST3K
* TheWalkingDead

!!Presentations of Action on Celluloid Film
* AClockworkOrange
* TheAvengers
* {{Inception}}
* TheLordOfTheRings

!!Drawn Representations of Characters Transitioning to Mimic Movement
* AdventureTime
* TheSimpsons
* {{Futurama}}
* MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic
* FamilyGuy
* AmericanDad

!!Interactive Electronically Manipulated Images
* AssassinsCreed
* MassEffect
* {{Minecraft}}
* [[VideoGames/{{Portal}} Portal]]
* TheElderScrolls
* TheLegendOfZelda
* KerbalSpaceProgram

!!Fictional Written Matter
* DiscWorld
* DouglasAdams
* AnthonyBurgess
* GeorgeOrwell
* JRRTolkien
* PhilipKDick

!!Pleasant Harmonised Sounds
* PinkFloyd
* TheEagles
* ElectricLightOrchestra
* Woodkid
* ElectricSix
* {{Jamiroquai}}
* EltonJohn
* [[EmersonLakeAndPalmer Emerson, Lake and Palmer]]
* {{Vocaloid}}
* My Morning Jacket
* SystemOfADown
* {{ABBA}}

!!Communications Network Broadcasted Visual and Audio Entertainment
* {{Homestuck}}
* SCPFoundation
* Tobuscus
* JacksFilms
* Rifftrax
* YouTubePoop
* TVTropes [[superscript:Duh. c:]]

!!Supplementary Interests of Mine
* Coding (specifically Python language)
* Ornithology
* Ichthyology
* Poetry
* Art(specifically drawing and collages)
* Computers
* Photography
* Photoshop
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-> [[TheStinger Leaving so soon...?]]

* AdventureTime

[[caption-width-right:346:Pondering the many mysteries of life, such as [[MemeticMutation how magnets work.]]]]

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[[caption-width-right:261:Me as drawn by [[Tropers/DiurnalBrocolli Broc.]]]]

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* Futurama

* PewDiePie

* MyMorningJacket

!!WARNING: You have reached one of the most pimped out pages on TV Tropes. Prepare your brains.

'''Me talking, lolz.''' http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q1U2iKaKlq

'''My Photoshop art.''' http://imgur.com/a/IYqhK

I STARTED THIS PAGE PLEASE ADD STUFF: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/JustForFun/TroperShippingAndTroperDatingService

[[folder: Tropes That Others Believe Belong To Nerd Bird]]
* {{Adorkable}}: Come on and just admit it. :D - @/JRPictures.
* {{Emoticon}}: You use more than I do. -Tropers/MokonaZero
* FunPersonified: Do I need to say more? -Tropers/MokonaZero
* GamerChick: Apparently. -Tropers/MokonaZero
* MemeticSexGoddess: According to the shipping thread, apparently. xD - @/{{kay4today}}
** ''Hahahaha, I checked that out. Also, I have a few members of a harem, so I guess that's confirmed. c:''
* [[NiceGuy Nice Girl]]: You're very friendly, [[CaptainObvious and nice]]. -Tropers/MokonaZero
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[[caption-width-right:350:What I imagine it would be like if we tropers met in real life.]]
[[folder:The Amazing Folder Containing The Names of Nerd Bird's Friends]]
''Add yourself here if you want.'' c:
* @/EgregiousOne[[hottip:*:If I might take the liberty? :)]]
* Tropers/JRPictures
* Tropers/TheMike
* Tropers/DhanaRagnarok
* Tropers/MokonaZero [[hottip:*: And proud to be!]]
* Tropers/BonsaiForest
* Tropers/{{Inhopelessguy}}
* Tropers/{{Eskay 64}}
* Tropers/Kay4Today
* Tropers/Indigo12Ash
* Tropers/PeacefulApocalypse
* Tropers/{{Khantalas}}
* Tropers/{{Boxen}}
* Tropers/MadSkillz
* Tropers/SeanMurrayI
* Tropers/{{Quag15}}
* @/{{Sixth|hokage1}}
* [[@/{{SlendidSuit}} Slendid Suit]]
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[[folder:The Harem!]]
''Add yourself here if you want. New members of the Harem are always welcome.'' xD

Tally So Far: '''20'''

* Tropers/JRPictures a.k.a. ''Mr [[TheMovieBuff Movie Buff]]''
* Tropers/TheMike
* Tropers/GearLeader
* Tropers/YinHachiko a.k.a. ''Hachi''
* Tropers/NESGamer190
* Tropers/ChrissieMcNapkins
* @/DhanaRagnarok, a.k.a. ''[[EverythingSoundsSexierInFrench Boeuf Bourguignon]]''
* Tropers/{{Quag15}} a.k.a. ''[[Main/DavidBowie Starman]]''
* @/{{Eskay 64}} AKA ''Esky''
* @/{{Khantalas}} a.k.a. ''Rose-man''
* Tropers/{{Alma}}
* Tropers/{{Mad Skillz}} a.k.a. ''Silly Boy''
* Tropers/{{Inhopelessguy}}, a.k.a. ''Muffincake''
* @/{{Pretentious Sky Cat}} because SureWhyNot
* @/{{Landorkus}}, a.k.a. ''The Secret Topping''
* @/{{Boxen}}
* @/{{Sixthhokage1}}, a.k.a. ''Sixth'', ''Sixy'', ''Sixxie'', ''Hoka'', et cetera
* @/{{Dopants}}
* @/{{RegularDefender}} / @/{{Olivetree}}, a.k.a. ''Sexy Defender''
* @/EarlOfSandvich a.k.a. ''Earl'', ''Christine''[[note]]if in catgirl form[[/note]], ''[[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Heavy Weapons Guy]]''
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Please go [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TroperWall/NerdBird here.]] c:

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[[folder:Vandalism And Shiz]]
* Helloooooo... ~ @/{{GameSpazzer}}
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHODPlZYeUA Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet diiiiiiiiis-pooooooosition...]] @/{{Tre}}
* Human beatbox, play one for me. - @/PhysicalStamina
* Hello and welcome. Hope that you have enjoyed your time here thus far. ~ @/DarkConfidant
* Welcome to the site. [[{{Catchphrase}} Coffee? *raises flask*]] - @/{{Bisected8}}
* Why hello there. I am also an Australian Troper. We're a rare breed aren't we? But don't worry this site [[TVTRopesWillRuinYourLife will ruin your life anyway]] :D - @/JRPictures
** Woah I'm still here. You know what that means? DANCING!!!! WOO -@/JRPictures
* You can check my reply to your vandalization on my page. And I retribute it gladly. - @/{{Quag15}}
* Pleased to meet you! Nice to see you around! ^^ -Tropers/MokonaZero
* Hello. You may be wondering who I am. My name... [[@/SBaneN Shane]]. This is the first time I'm vandalizing your page. Next time, [[PunctuatedForEmphasis IT! WILL! BE! RANDOM!]]
* First visit here! Welcome to TvTropes! Don't worry on the bad taste of music. I personally don't listen to much. [[Tropers/NESgamer190 NES]]
* [[Film/TheRoom O hai there Danniiee]] it is I @/JRPictures. Vandalising you for the third time and man is it fun. [[Film/DjangoUnchained Oh and the D is silent.]] [[LampshadeHanging Even though there's no D in my name.]]
** Well well I'm back here again. So......you've got some good taste in movies and tv. That' pretty neat. Ooh Evangelion, I've been meaning to watch that....this is incredibly awkward small talk. @/JRPictures
** I gotta stop landing on this page. :\ @/JRPictures
* Returned for round 2 I have... favorite color? [[Tropers/NESgamer190 NES]]
** ''My favourite colours are peacock blue, purple and pastel pink. I'm such a girl. :D''
* Hey! Thank you for vandalizing! Also, EVAEVAEVAEVAEVA. - Tropers/MrMallard
* AND THEN THERE WAS VOYD.... [[Film/TheRoom Ohai]] [[SincerityMode nice-looker.]] - @/{{Voyd211}}
* A tinny voice in my head told me to vandalize people's troper pages - [[Film/IAmLegend and to say hello to them]]. [[MrsDoubtfire HELL]][[CloudCuckooLander UUUUUUUU]] - @/{{Boxen}}
* PinkFloyd, ElectricLightOrchestra.... 'lame music taste?' Nonsense! Prog it out!- {{Tropers/CrimsonChampion}}
** ''Prog rock FTW. *epic complicated guitar solo* c:''
** *extended organ solo with sci-fi sound effects and strains of classical music*- {{Tropers/CrimsonChampion}}
* [[Main/AxisPowersHetalia China used Wok.]] It's super effective! - @/{{Quag15}}
* I'm only vandalizing because you're cute! That's all. I also have no ulterior motives! - @/{{kay4today}}
* The vandalism! It's LEAKING! *tries to lick up the puddle* - Tropers/MrMallard
* Cute? Adorable? I don't know, but you look very huggable! <3 ~@/DhanaRagnarok (PS/ No, I don't plan to horribly murder you. I don't plan anything below genocide, anyway.)
** ''N'aaaaw, thanks Rag. I appreciate it. pls no genocyd c:''
** Don't worry, nothing big planned for the next decade or so. Taking a bit of a vacation after the Ewoks^^ ...So, you're from Australia, hmm? Isn't that the country where spiders are big enough to have lifebars? ~@/DhanaRagnarok
** ''Why yes, yes I am. xD In all seriousness though, we have some beautiful wildlife. c:''
* Oh my god I'm back here. After so long. So how's life in our great country of Australia? - @/JRPictures
** Greetings Harem Girl from one of your suitors @/JRPictures
* Hello there, o MemeticSexGoddess Harem Girl. c: -Tropers/TheMike
** I MISS THE KISSING DUEL WITH THE HAREM LEADER BECAUSE I WAS EATING. WHAT IS THIS. -Tropers/TheMike
* I am going through "WTFanfiction-esque" quotes right now. I'm broken beyond tears and right back into LaughingMad. ~@/DhanaRagnarok
-> "She wasn’t regretting the direct asking of her question; the two of them were past the point of friendly banter. The dildo strapped to her friend’s head had ensured that. <-
* ''wut. xD''
** [[{{Headdesk}} I don't know either]]. -- @/{{Boxen}}
* Hi there. It's me. How's life so far? By the way MEMES -@/JRPictures
** ''LG. Life's good. Also, MEMES BACK! >:D''
* Hello there NERD BIRD. Ahuehuehue. I steal your funny laugh - @/JRPictures
* Well, just got to your message on my page, and of course i would lol - @/GearLeader
* Some are fast, some are even faster. And then there are those who are even faster than that. Regardless, the vandalism strikes again! -@/SBaneN
* {{Hello}}. [[MyNameIsInigoMontoya My name is]] [[SubvertedTrope Brviol90eq]]. [[YouKilledMyFather You killed my ass's face]]. [[PrepareToDie Prepare to dine]]. -- @/{{Boxen}}
* I still can't believe you watched ALL of '''''Bio-Dome''''' by YOURSELF after all you heard about it from us. I sure hope you get to pay us a visit in the chatroom soon so you don't have to do anything like THAT again. Until then you, you need something better. Unfortunately, the best I got right now is a movie just as bad as ''Bio-Dome'' that I, fortunately, made a million times better through [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_GckJ2p79o the power of editing.]] Here's to a swift recovery! --@/SeanMurrayI
* HELLO AM DENNY. Just kidding. - @/JRPictures
* [[ComicallyMissingThePoint It's nighttime where I am, though...]] -- @/{{Boxen}}
* *tries to vandalise page but turns away awkwardly.* - @/JRPictures
* I now lost my vandalism virginity. I will strive to always remember you! - @/{{Khantalas}}
** ''Oh wow! I'm honoured. c:''
** I hope this doesn't mean we are in an exclusive vandalism relationship now. - @/{{Khantalas}}
* Aw das cute being moe moe desu for us Harem members :D - @/JRPictures
* Added because why not? Always need a big mixed dude in something. @/ChrissieMcNapkins
* That picture of you in a viking hat is probably the most adorable thing on this site. Well, aside from Fluttershy and Tony Tony Chopper, but these two are on a category on their own. ~@/DhanaRagnarok
* How ''do'' magnets work? -- @/{{Boxen}}
* Just passing through, avoiding the trainyard of HELL... :p - @/{{Quag15}}
** You're already in hell. [[SelfDeprecation It's called]] [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife TV Tropes]]. -- @/{{Boxen}}
||http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Good_150_3215.jpg The amount of adorable on this page is Too. Damn. High. Thankfully, I'm here to counterbalance it with some creepy :D ~@/DhanaRagnarok||
** ''AM I TOO MOEMOE FOR YOU DHANA? ~ :D''
* Do you give any title to those who belong to your harem? xD - @/{{Quag15}}
** ''What do you mean? c:''
* Credit to Diurnal Brocolli: In 2013, a bunch of Tropers got in a huge sugar rush after they found Hopey's sweetie stash. Now hyper as all hell, they ship tropers with other tropers. Today, still feared by some tropers, they ship tropers anyway. If you want a ship, if they're compatible, and you can stand yaoi, maybe you can hire... [[TheATeam The Shipping Team]]. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_MVonyVSQoM#! Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun...]] - @/JRPictures
** ''When I saw that post, I was dying with laughter. And I wanted to keep my sides. xD''
* [[{{Dolan}} nrd byrd pls]] -- @/{{Boxen}}
* Oh hai pretty lady with funny avatar and sig - Tommy Wiseau (aka @/JRPictures)
* I can't believe I forgot to vandalize this page...-hands cupcake- :3 ~ [[Tropers/{{YinHachiko}} Jinny]]
** ''Yaaaaay! Is it a vanilla cupcake? :D''
** Nope, it's chocolate with vanilla icing. Close enough, I guess~
* I'll just, y'know, leave a spare vandalism riiiiiiight here. - [[@/{{Eskay64}} Eskay]]
* Last,but not the least and if you say otherwise well,this ''is'' the Vandalism section *unsheathes sword* [[Tropers/{{Terlwyth}}]]
* There's a Twitter hashtag for condolences messages to Bieber, for his ''dead hamster,'' but none for Mr Rogers' anniversary coming up ...Meh, I didn't need respect for humanity anyway. ~@/DhanaRagnarok
** ''I don't want to live on this planet any more. -_-''
* Judging by this mess, you have a playful sense of humor, and a lot of fans who are likewise. Thanks for adding me to the friends list! - @/BonsaiForest
** ''You're welcome. You're very fascinating. ^_^''
* Your photos! They're so cool too! ^_^ -@/JRPictures
* @@A wild ESKAY appeared!@@
* Successfully avoided being in the Harem like a boss. Also hi :P ~[[@/{{SlendidSuit}} Slendid]]
* Hi.-@/{{Passerby}}
* Have greetings from a halcyonid, sitting in an old gum tree. ~ @/{{betterthanstrawberry}}
** ''Haha, I actually understood that reference! ^_^''
* Howdy! -{{Six|thhokage1}}y
** ''Well, howd'ya do, Sixy? c:''
* Long time no PROPERTY DESTRUCTION, Nirdy :3 -- @/{{Esk|ay64}}y
** But this isn't destruction, just defacement :Þ -[[@/{{Sixthhokage1}} The Other Half]]
*** You make an ''excellent'' point, other half :3 -- [[@/{{Eskay64}} The First Half]]
* Why have I not vandalised your page already? Hi there, fellow appreciator of prog-rock! :3 - [[@/{{TopographicOcean}} Topsy]]
** ''Hello other appreciator of prog rock! Thanks for introducing me to ELP.''
* [[TheLegendOfZelda Do do do do.]] @/{{Damasca Ramza}}
* [[Tropers/{{Dopants}} Dopants]] was here. :3
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