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A troper from England. Formerly poisonous, now largely mellow and keeping self to self.
* CatchPhrase: Putting RepairDontRespond or "Natter is NOT Necessary" in editing summaries bits over and over in multiple rows when I nuke them. I mean I know its passive-aggressive and douchey as all fuck but the first does indeed exist and the latter is not needed now get that into your heads oh who the shit am I kidding.
** When talking about bad voice actors who sound like they are incapable of emoting or putting effort into their stuff (Like [[KiraBuckland Rina-chan]] for example,) I remark that they "sound like they deepthroated a bottle of Valium."
* DeadpanSnarker: Yeah. More or less
* {{Jerkass}}: Back then I used to hate anyone with little intelligence. I still do but not so big.
* LetsPlay: Video type. I feel some of my older ones are a bit bleh given that my primary two were recorded with Hypercam 2 [[{{Retsupurae}} at least it was registered.]]
** [[{{Metroid}} Metroid Fusion]] (Also titled "[[BeingJohnMalkovich Being Adam Malkovich]]", wherein I take apart the colossal incompetence (and later corruption) of the Galactic Federation for their decision to house two obviously uncontrollable super bioweapons with minimal security or containment, is not a big fan of [[ThatOneBoss those two bosses]] Nettori and Yakuza and constantly refers to the SA-X as Alice (With a side mention of the moon from [[TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask Majora's Mask]] being called Brenda), as well as giving Samus a PerverseSexualLust for [[TalesOfSymphoniaDawnOfTheNewWorld Emil Castagnier]]. Richter on the other hand is hated. I also despise Cyber-Adam's attitude and frequently suggest the real Adam [[spoiler:choked to death on his own semen]], [[spoiler:At least until he suggests turning the BSL station into a planet buster.]]
** [[{{Dragonball}} Dragonball Z]] [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames Legacy of Goku]], which is shit and I hate its hit detection, I hate pterodactyls with all my guts, derailing quests in order to [[KillEmAll kill every last one of them]], Goku has an epic battle with a triceratops, fires a Kamehameha at a mountain, and near the end, the first signs of my [[PerverseSexualLust love]] for [[TalesOfPhantasia Mint Adnade]] begin to show. The last vid has a ClusterFBomb fired at every vice the game made me suffer through, with Frieza getting [[ThisIsSPARTA a particularly loud one]] directed at him. I also explain some of the canon, and lets not forget how I invoke the spirit of Richter Abend, [[FatalFury Geese Howard]] and [[ResidentEvil Albert Wesker]] in a bid to toughen the boat boy up.
** And I've recently polished off MeltyBlood: Act Cadenza, alternatively titled "Sacchin's Revenge". The only notable thing about this LP is the replacement of MB's bland soundtrack with some of my own choices which range from epic to lol worthy (Such as Orochi Iori's KOF 97 theme for Red Arcueid). The use of [[GuiltyGear The Midnight Carnival]] does make the final Sacchin-Nrvnqsr fight more epic.
** CastlevaniaAriaOfSorrow, alternatively titled "[[IncrediblyLamePun We're All Going On A Soma Holiday]]". I did not aim for 100% souls, as if I was I'd be doing this til the end of 2013. Notable changes Include:
*** Soma is now a depraved sexual assailant [[spoiler:and also a furry, though I did not intend that, nor do I approve of that]]. Fuck this gay internet.
*** Mina is a sweethearted ditz.
*** Genya Arikado/Alucard gets the nickname Aluarikadocard and starts off hostile. I almost had him be like Jack Bauer but eh.
*** Yoko may or may not be a Shotacon
*** Hammer sings badly at the top of his voice. I didn't intend this but I eventually said SureWhyNot and let it be.
*** Julius Belmont now speaks like a stereotypical [[AmericanAccent Texan cowboy]] and also an [[HouseOfTheDead AMS grunt]]. I didn't intend the last one to happen and tried to counter it by saying he was really a greengrocers but eventually I just said screw it and let it be.
*** Graham is now an ObviouslyEvil ice cream salesman backed by corporate sponsors. In his sentences, he [[EnforcedPlug demands the viewer and Soma buy various different products]] and even tries to bring his other speech portrait into this. He eventually mentions his past as an [[AmoralAttorney asshole lawyer]] that got [[BlazBlue Litchi Faye-Ling]] acquitted for [[TalesOfSymphoniaDawnOfTheNewWorld Emil Castagnier]]'s death by raping. The lawyer bit is the only thing people remember him for. He's an evil salesman, everyone.
*** Death is a bit GenreSavvy and has an alternate job as Necro, [[GuiltyGear Dizzy]]'s left wing. This makes him very happy as he gets to grope her and she's too naive to do anything about it. He's also acquainted with other CV heroes on a friendlier basis than you would think. So think of him as Mr. "Fourth Walls Are Gay."
*** Near the end, [[spoiler:Dracula wakes up and tries to pull a Ratatosk on Soma. Soma doesn't take this lying down and they spend the few eps they have flinging insults at each other]].
*** Julius mode, which I renamed "Julius Belmont's Happy Hour". Here, Julius' Texan Grand Cross is caused by explosive diarhoea, and he does not approve of gratuitous foreign languages.
** One running joke was using various CV level clear jingles every time I beat a boss. I forgot a few times but eh nobody's perfect.
** GuiltyGear X Advance Edition. Nothing worth noting here apart from [[CrackPairing me shipping]] [[KingOfFighters Chris]] with [[InnocentFanservicegirl Dizzy]] just because Chris likes bigger women.
** CastlevaniaHarmonyofDissonance OR "Legend of Interior Decorate Juste". Cancelled after a year of inactivity due to computer problems and how I fucking hate this game.
*** Juste is an AmbiguouslyGay chap with [[AnInteriorDesignerIsYou a penchant for interior decorating]] and [[TheFashionista regularly criticises people's choice of clothing]], mainly Death's purple robe.
*** Maxim is a SurferDude that speaks in TotallyRadical slang and supposedly got into [[NoodleIncident trouble with Juste in Stuttgart.]] Said incident would later be revealed as [[spoiler:Maxim having gotten high on medieaval memphamphetamines and proposing to Juste in front of a live theater audience. Juste just barely convinced them it was all part of the show.]] (He reminded me of PaulyShore)
*** The Ice spellbook is sentient and has the spirit of [[{{Touhou}} Cirno]] living inside of it. she has her signature VerbalTic of replacing "I" with "Eye".
** WhatCouldHaveBeen: If I struggled further, Evil Maxim would be a German EmoTeen and the Fire, Wind, Bolt and Summon books would be [[KingOfFighters Kyo Kusanagi]] (Who would complain about his evil clone and why evil clones are rarely done correctly these days.), [[SoulCalibur Talim]] who tried to get everyone to get along, a Pikachu who would be Juste's cheerleader and [[TalesOfSymphonia Sheena Fujibayashi]] respectively. Sheena would have been more or less sane and civil apart from getting annoyed about Juste's fashionistic habits and wondering why he's trying to rescue Lydie if he's very much gay.
** Oh and CastlevaniaChronicles OR "Simple Simon's 45th Castle Caper" as well, wherein Simon is a semi ArrogantKungFuGuy with keen insight, who is sent against his will to a castle of freakshows in denial. He nearly hurls during the vertical water ride in stage 2. And nearly hurls AGAIN when he sees the boss. Cancelled due to inactivity.
*** WhatCouldHaveBeen: Not much apart from Fake Simon speaking with a German accent and Dracula considering asking a bigger paycheck in return for getting Simona fatal GameOver.
** Ongoing: MetroidZeroMission OR "[[TheDayTheEarthStoodStill The Day Zebes Stood Still]]". Less jokes this time, with Samus being normal more or less. Kraid is a cut glass high class fellow who seeks death once he realises he's been watching KidVsKat all his life, I hate Adam because of OtherM, amongst others. There are two Catchphrases though.
*** "This game's handing them out like sweets." When I get another Missile Tank as the game really does place a lot of them within super easy reach.
*** "I'm a Zero Mission mastah" either when I pull off a rather cool feat sometimes before I make a a right tit of myself.
*** "Well, call [[MegaManX X and Zero]], because I'm a Maverick." When I sequence break or act slightly out of line within the game.
*** "Oh, ICK!" when I see any bug-like enemies, of which there aren't much.
*** The Spore Spawn-esque boss being referred to as the marriage of a giant worm and [[ResidentEvil Plant 42]].
** Also recently pulled a little SequenceBreak off.
*** Managed to handle Ridley. Apparently he went to the [[JokerImmunity Unkillable Villains Expo]] on planet [[StarFox Venom]] prior to heading to Zebes upon hearing news of Kraid's death. He had a cup of coffee with [[FullMetalPanic Gauron]] and spilt said cup over his head much to M. Bison's glee. There is also the apparent matter that he was once married to [[SuperMetroid Draygon]] since he was paying her alimony (Yep, Draygon's a woman to me) and is currently dating [[KidIcarusUprising Viridi]]. Or was.
*** Eventually around the Tourian/Umbrella Underground Laboratory segment, Viridi and I start talking with each other, her being exasperated at my usual actions and such. Eventually she vanishes...only to come back in control of Metal Gear Ridley in an attempt to destroy me and Samus mainly for revenge. Of course I then point out Ridley can hardly be killed at all, whhich leaves her speechless. And finally my escape is assisted by none other than [[{{Snatcher}} Random Hajile.]]
** One aborted gag was Samus' Elevator Thoughts. Random thoughts on her mind as she rode elevators to different spots around the planet. I forgot about it.
** [[WorldWrestlingEntertainment WWF]] [[BeatEmUp Betrayal]]. Nothing new to note here other than playing as TripleH to give it a personal edge and my ideas for games involving guys like CMPunk, [[{{ECW}} Tommy Dreamer]] or ScottHall running around [[RunningGag braining people with a steel pipe.]] Complete with the hilariously cartoonish sight of TheRock walking around hoisting Stephanie McMahon over his head and postulating the idea that TheUndertaker (Who has nothing to do with SteveAustin's desire for the title or Rock's friendship with Austin) is actually plotting a return of the MinistryOfDarkness. I also end up comparing Vince to [[{{Tekken}} Heihachi Mishima]].
*** Also someone tell me why we don't have a Wrestling/TommyDreamer page here for goodness sakes.
** DragonBall Z: LegacyOfGoku 2 OR "Hard Cell" (Its a pun on hard sell.) Current gags include Gohan bumping his head into things and all playable characters showing up in a Viridi-esque fashion to offer some words. I also postulate the idea that the Triceratops King boss is the same triceratops from my LP of LOG1 that I battled for ages with.
** [[SoulSeries Soul Blade]] Super, a MegaDrive pirate game port of the Playstation classic. Used Sophitia. REferred to black Cervantes palette swap final boss as [[MortalKombat Noob Saibot.]]
** The playstation version of above. Used Siegfried, showed off both endings.
** Currently considering Super Metroid, the Capcom Jojo's Bizarre Adventure fighting game and others.
* CatchPhrase: Putting RepairDontRespond or "Natter is NOT Necessary" in editing summaries bits over and over in multiple rows when I nuke them. I mean I know its passive-aggressive and douchey as all fuck but the first does indeed exist and the latter is not needed now get that into your heads oh who the shit am I kidding.
** When talking about bad voice actors who sound like they are incapable of emoting or putting effort into their stuff (Like [[KiraBuckland Rina-chan]] for example,) I remark that they "sound like they deepthroated a bottle of Valium."
* DeadpanSnarker: Yeah. More or less
* {{Jerkass}}: Back then I used to hate anyone with little intelligence. I still do but not so big.
* LetsPlay: Video type. I feel some of my older ones are a bit bleh given that my primary two were recorded with Hypercam 2 [[{{Retsupurae}} at least it was registered.]]
** [[{{Metroid}} Metroid Fusion]] (Also titled "[[BeingJohnMalkovich Being Adam Malkovich]]", wherein I take apart the colossal incompetence (and later corruption) of the Galactic Federation for their decision to house two obviously uncontrollable super bioweapons with minimal security or containment, is not a big fan of [[ThatOneBoss those two bosses]] Nettori and Yakuza and constantly refers to the SA-X as Alice (With a side mention of the moon from [[TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask Majora's Mask]] being called Brenda), as well as giving Samus a PerverseSexualLust for [[TalesOfSymphoniaDawnOfTheNewWorld Emil Castagnier]]. Richter on the other hand is hated. I also despise Cyber-Adam's attitude and frequently suggest the real Adam [[spoiler:choked to death on his own semen]], [[spoiler:At least until he suggests turning the BSL station into a planet buster.]]
** [[{{Dragonball}} Dragonball Z]] [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames Legacy of Goku]], which is shit and I hate its hit detection, I hate pterodactyls with all my guts, derailing quests in order to [[KillEmAll kill every last one of them]], Goku has an epic battle with a triceratops, fires a Kamehameha at a mountain, and near the end, the first signs of my [[PerverseSexualLust love]] for [[TalesOfPhantasia Mint Adnade]] begin to show. The last vid has a ClusterFBomb fired at every vice the game made me suffer through, with Frieza getting [[ThisIsSPARTA a particularly loud one]] directed at him. I also explain some of the canon, and lets not forget how I invoke the spirit of Richter Abend, [[FatalFury Geese Howard]] and [[ResidentEvil Albert Wesker]] in a bid to toughen the boat boy up.
** And I've recently polished off MeltyBlood: Act Cadenza, alternatively titled "Sacchin's Revenge". The only notable thing about this LP is the replacement of MB's bland soundtrack with some of my own choices which range from epic to lol worthy (Such as Orochi Iori's KOF 97 theme for Red Arcueid). The use of [[GuiltyGear The Midnight Carnival]] does make the final Sacchin-Nrvnqsr fight more epic.
** CastlevaniaAriaOfSorrow, alternatively titled "[[IncrediblyLamePun We're All Going On A Soma Holiday]]". I did not aim for 100% souls, as if I was I'd be doing this til the end of 2013. Notable changes Include:
*** Soma is now a depraved sexual assailant [[spoiler:and also a furry, though I did not intend that, nor do I approve of that]]. Fuck this gay internet.
*** Mina is a sweethearted ditz.
*** Genya Arikado/Alucard gets the nickname Aluarikadocard and starts off hostile. I almost had him be like Jack Bauer but eh.
*** Yoko may or may not be a Shotacon
*** Hammer sings badly at the top of his voice. I didn't intend this but I eventually said SureWhyNot and let it be.
*** Julius Belmont now speaks like a stereotypical [[AmericanAccent Texan cowboy]] and also an [[HouseOfTheDead AMS grunt]]. I didn't intend the last one to happen and tried to counter it by saying he was really a greengrocers but eventually I just said screw it and let it be.
*** Graham is now an ObviouslyEvil ice cream salesman backed by corporate sponsors. In his sentences, he [[EnforcedPlug demands the viewer and Soma buy various different products]] and even tries to bring his other speech portrait into this. He eventually mentions his past as an [[AmoralAttorney asshole lawyer]] that got [[BlazBlue Litchi Faye-Ling]] acquitted for [[TalesOfSymphoniaDawnOfTheNewWorld Emil Castagnier]]'s death by raping. The lawyer bit is the only thing people remember him for. He's an evil salesman, everyone.
*** Death is a bit GenreSavvy and has an alternate job as Necro, [[GuiltyGear Dizzy]]'s left wing. This makes him very happy as he gets to grope her and she's too naive to do anything about it. He's also acquainted with other CV heroes on a friendlier basis than you would think. So think of him as Mr. "Fourth Walls Are Gay."
*** Near the end, [[spoiler:Dracula wakes up and tries to pull a Ratatosk on Soma. Soma doesn't take this lying down and they spend the few eps they have flinging insults at each other]].
*** Julius mode, which I renamed "Julius Belmont's Happy Hour". Here, Julius' Texan Grand Cross is caused by explosive diarhoea, and he does not approve of gratuitous foreign languages.
** One running joke was using various CV level clear jingles every time I beat a boss. I forgot a few times but eh nobody's perfect.
** GuiltyGear X Advance Edition. Nothing worth noting here apart from [[CrackPairing me shipping]] [[KingOfFighters Chris]] with [[InnocentFanservicegirl Dizzy]] just because Chris likes bigger women.
** CastlevaniaHarmonyofDissonance OR "Legend of Interior Decorate Juste". Cancelled after a year of inactivity due to computer problems and how I fucking hate this game.
*** Juste is an AmbiguouslyGay chap with [[AnInteriorDesignerIsYou a penchant for interior decorating]] and [[TheFashionista regularly criticises people's choice of clothing]], mainly Death's purple robe.
*** Maxim is a SurferDude that speaks in TotallyRadical slang and supposedly got into [[NoodleIncident trouble with Juste in Stuttgart.]] Said incident would later be revealed as [[spoiler:Maxim having gotten high on medieaval memphamphetamines and proposing to Juste in front of a live theater audience. Juste just barely convinced them it was all part of the show.]] (He reminded me of PaulyShore)
*** The Ice spellbook is sentient and has the spirit of [[{{Touhou}} Cirno]] living inside of it. she has her signature VerbalTic of replacing "I" with "Eye".
** WhatCouldHaveBeen: If I struggled further, Evil Maxim would be a German EmoTeen and the Fire, Wind, Bolt and Summon books would be [[KingOfFighters Kyo Kusanagi]] (Who would complain about his evil clone and why evil clones are rarely done correctly these days.), [[SoulCalibur Talim]] who tried to get everyone to get along, a Pikachu who would be Juste's cheerleader and [[TalesOfSymphonia Sheena Fujibayashi]] respectively. Sheena would have been more or less sane and civil apart from getting annoyed about Juste's fashionistic habits and wondering why he's trying to rescue Lydie if he's very much gay.
** Oh and CastlevaniaChronicles OR "Simple Simon's 45th Castle Caper" as well, wherein Simon is a semi ArrogantKungFuGuy with keen insight, who is sent against his will to a castle of freakshows in denial. He nearly hurls during the vertical water ride in stage 2. And nearly hurls AGAIN when he sees the boss. Cancelled due to inactivity.
*** WhatCouldHaveBeen: Not much apart from Fake Simon speaking with a German accent and Dracula considering asking a bigger paycheck in return for getting Simona fatal GameOver.
** Ongoing: MetroidZeroMission OR "[[TheDayTheEarthStoodStill The Day Zebes Stood Still]]". Less jokes this time, with Samus being normal more or less. Kraid is a cut glass high class fellow who seeks death once he realises he's been watching KidVsKat all his life, I hate Adam because of OtherM, amongst others. There are two Catchphrases though.
*** "This game's handing them out like sweets." When I get another Missile Tank as the game really does place a lot of them within super easy reach.
*** "I'm a Zero Mission mastah" either when I pull off a rather cool feat sometimes before I make a a right tit of myself.
*** "Well, call [[MegaManX X and Zero]], because I'm a Maverick." When I sequence break or act slightly out of line within the game.
*** "Oh, ICK!" when I see any bug-like enemies, of which there aren't much.
*** The Spore Spawn-esque boss being referred to as the marriage of a giant worm and [[ResidentEvil Plant 42]].
** Also recently pulled a little SequenceBreak off.
*** Managed to handle Ridley. Apparently he went to the [[JokerImmunity Unkillable Villains Expo]] on planet [[StarFox Venom]] prior to heading to Zebes upon hearing news of Kraid's death. He had a cup of coffee with [[FullMetalPanic Gauron]] and spilt said cup over his head much to M. Bison's glee. There is also the apparent matter that he was once married to [[SuperMetroid Draygon]] since he was paying her alimony (Yep, Draygon's a woman to me) and is currently dating [[KidIcarusUprising Viridi]]. Or was.
*** Eventually around the Tourian/Umbrella Underground Laboratory segment, Viridi and I start talking with each other, her being exasperated at my usual actions and such. Eventually she vanishes...only to come back in control of Metal Gear Ridley in an attempt to destroy me and Samus mainly for revenge. Of course I then point out Ridley can hardly be killed at all, whhich leaves her speechless. And finally my escape is assisted by none other than [[{{Snatcher}} Random Hajile.]]
** One aborted gag was Samus' Elevator Thoughts. Random thoughts on her mind as she rode elevators to different spots around the planet. I forgot about it.
** [[WorldWrestlingEntertainment WWF]] [[BeatEmUp Betrayal]]. Nothing new to note here other than playing as TripleH to give it a personal edge and my ideas for games involving guys like CMPunk, [[{{ECW}} Tommy Dreamer]] or ScottHall running around [[RunningGag braining people with a steel pipe.]] Complete with the hilariously cartoonish sight of TheRock walking around hoisting Stephanie McMahon over his head and postulating the idea that TheUndertaker (Who has nothing to do with SteveAustin's desire for the title or Rock's friendship with Austin) is actually plotting a return of the MinistryOfDarkness. I also end up comparing Vince to [[{{Tekken}} Heihachi Mishima]].
*** Also someone tell me why we don't have a Wrestling/TommyDreamer page here for goodness sakes.
** DragonBall Z: LegacyOfGoku 2 OR "Hard Cell" (Its a pun on hard sell.) Current gags include Gohan bumping his head into things and all playable characters showing up in a Viridi-esque fashion to offer some words. I also postulate the idea that the Triceratops King boss is the same triceratops from my LP of LOG1 that I battled for ages with.
** [[SoulSeries Soul Blade]] Super, a MegaDrive pirate game port of the Playstation classic. Used Sophitia. REferred to black Cervantes palette swap final boss as [[MortalKombat Noob Saibot.]]
** The playstation version of above. Used Siegfried, showed off both endings.
** Currently considering Super Metroid, the Capcom Jojo's Bizarre Adventure fighting game and others.
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* CatchPhrase: Putting RepairDontRespond or "Natter is NOT Necessary" in editing summaries
** When talking about bad voice actors who sound like they are incapable of emoting or putting effort
** I
* DeadpanSnarker: Yeah. More or less
* {{Jerkass}}: Back then I used to hate anyone with little intelligence. I still do but not so big.
* LetsPlay: Video type. I feel some of my older ones are a bit bleh given that my primary two were recorded with Hypercam 2 [[{{Retsupurae}} at least it was registered.]]
** [[{{Metroid}} Metroid Fusion]] (Also titled "[[BeingJohnMalkovich Being Adam Malkovich]]", wherein I take apart the colossal incompetence (and later corruption) of the Galactic Federation for their decision to house two obviously uncontrollable super bioweapons with minimal security or containment, is not a big fan of [[ThatOneBoss those two bosses]] Nettori and Yakuza and constantly refers to the SA-X as Alice (With a side mention of the moon from [[TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask Majora's Mask]] being called Brenda), as well as giving Samus a PerverseSexualLust for [[TalesOfSymphoniaDawnOfTheNewWorld Emil Castagnier]]. Richter on the other hand is hated. I also despise Cyber-Adam's attitude and frequently suggest the real Adam [[spoiler:choked to death on his own semen]], [[spoiler:At least until he suggests turning the BSL station into a planet buster.]]
** [[{{Dragonball}} Dragonball Z]] [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames Legacy of Goku]], which is shit and I hate its hit detection, I hate pterodactyls with all my guts, derailing quests in order to [[KillEmAll kill every last one of them]], Goku has an epic battle with a triceratops, fires a Kamehameha at a mountain, and near the end, the first signs of my [[PerverseSexualLust love]] for [[TalesOfPhantasia Mint Adnade]] begin to show. The last vid has a ClusterFBomb fired at every vice the game made me suffer through, with Frieza getting [[ThisIsSPARTA a particularly loud one]] directed at him. I also explain some of the canon, and lets not forget how I invoke the spirit of Richter Abend, [[FatalFury Geese Howard]] and [[ResidentEvil Albert Wesker]] in a bid to toughen the boat boy up.
** And I've recently polished off MeltyBlood: Act Cadenza, alternatively titled "Sacchin's Revenge". The only notable thing about this LP is the replacement of MB's bland soundtrack with some of my own choices which range from epic to lol worthy (Such as Orochi Iori's KOF 97 theme for Red Arcueid). The use of [[GuiltyGear The Midnight Carnival]] does make the final Sacchin-Nrvnqsr fight more epic.
** CastlevaniaAriaOfSorrow, alternatively titled "[[IncrediblyLamePun We're All Going On A Soma Holiday]]". I did not aim for 100% souls, as if I was I'd be doing this til the end of 2013. Notable changes Include:
*** Soma is now a depraved sexual assailant [[spoiler:and also a furry, though I did not intend that, nor do I approve of that]]. Fuck this gay internet.
*** Mina is a sweethearted ditz.
*** Genya Arikado/Alucard gets the nickname Aluarikadocard and starts off hostile. I almost had him be like Jack Bauer but eh.
*** Yoko may or may not be a Shotacon
*** Hammer sings badly at the top of his voice. I didn't intend this but I eventually said SureWhyNot and let it be.
*** Julius Belmont now speaks like a stereotypical [[AmericanAccent Texan cowboy]] and also an [[HouseOfTheDead AMS grunt]]. I didn't intend the last one to happen and tried to counter it by saying he was really a greengrocers but eventually I just said screw it and let it be.
*** Graham is now an ObviouslyEvil ice cream salesman backed by corporate sponsors. In his sentences, he [[EnforcedPlug demands the viewer and Soma buy various different products]] and even tries to bring his other speech portrait into this. He eventually mentions his past as an [[AmoralAttorney asshole lawyer]] that got [[BlazBlue Litchi Faye-Ling]] acquitted for [[TalesOfSymphoniaDawnOfTheNewWorld Emil Castagnier]]'s death by raping. The lawyer bit is the only thing people remember him for. He's an evil salesman, everyone.
*** Death is a bit GenreSavvy and has an alternate job as Necro, [[GuiltyGear Dizzy]]'s left wing. This makes him very happy as he gets to grope her and she's too naive to do anything about it. He's also acquainted with other CV heroes on a friendlier basis than you would think. So think of him as Mr. "Fourth Walls Are Gay."
*** Near the end, [[spoiler:Dracula wakes up and tries to pull a Ratatosk on Soma. Soma doesn't take this lying down and they spend the few eps they have flinging insults at each other]].
*** Julius mode, which I renamed "Julius Belmont's Happy Hour". Here, Julius' Texan Grand Cross is caused by explosive diarhoea, and he does not approve of gratuitous foreign languages.
** One running joke was using various CV level clear jingles every time I beat a boss. I forgot a few times but eh nobody's perfect.
** GuiltyGear X Advance Edition. Nothing worth noting here apart from [[CrackPairing me shipping]] [[KingOfFighters Chris]] with [[InnocentFanservicegirl Dizzy]] just because Chris likes bigger women.
** CastlevaniaHarmonyofDissonance OR "Legend of Interior Decorate Juste". Cancelled after a year of inactivity due to computer problems and how I fucking hate this game.
*** Juste is an AmbiguouslyGay chap with [[AnInteriorDesignerIsYou a penchant for interior decorating]] and [[TheFashionista regularly criticises people's choice of clothing]], mainly Death's purple robe.
*** Maxim is a SurferDude that speaks in TotallyRadical slang and supposedly got into [[NoodleIncident trouble with Juste in Stuttgart.]] Said incident would later be revealed as [[spoiler:Maxim having gotten high on medieaval memphamphetamines and proposing to Juste in front of a live theater audience. Juste just barely convinced them it was all part of the show.]] (He reminded me of PaulyShore)
*** The Ice spellbook is sentient and has the spirit of [[{{Touhou}} Cirno]] living inside of it. she has her signature VerbalTic of replacing "I" with "Eye".
** WhatCouldHaveBeen: If I struggled further, Evil Maxim would be a German EmoTeen and the Fire, Wind, Bolt and Summon books would be [[KingOfFighters Kyo Kusanagi]] (Who would complain about his evil clone and why evil clones are rarely done correctly these days.), [[SoulCalibur Talim]] who tried to get everyone to get along, a Pikachu who would be Juste's cheerleader and [[TalesOfSymphonia Sheena Fujibayashi]] respectively. Sheena would have been more or less sane and civil apart from getting annoyed about Juste's fashionistic habits and wondering why he's trying to rescue Lydie if he's very much gay.
** Oh and CastlevaniaChronicles OR "Simple Simon's 45th Castle Caper" as well, wherein Simon is a semi ArrogantKungFuGuy with keen insight, who is sent against his will to a castle of freakshows in denial. He nearly hurls during the vertical water ride in stage 2. And nearly hurls AGAIN when he sees the boss. Cancelled due to inactivity.
*** WhatCouldHaveBeen: Not much apart from Fake Simon speaking with a German accent and Dracula considering asking a bigger paycheck in return for getting Simona fatal GameOver.
** Ongoing: MetroidZeroMission OR "[[TheDayTheEarthStoodStill The Day Zebes Stood Still]]". Less jokes this time, with Samus being normal more or less. Kraid is a cut glass high class fellow who seeks death once he realises he's been watching KidVsKat all his life, I hate Adam because of OtherM, amongst others. There are two Catchphrases though.
*** "This game's handing them out like sweets." When I get another Missile Tank as the game really does place a lot of them within super easy reach.
*** "I'm a Zero Mission mastah" either when I pull off a rather cool feat sometimes before I make a a right tit of myself.
*** "Well, call [[MegaManX X and Zero]], because I'm a Maverick." When I sequence break or act slightly out of line within the game.
*** "Oh, ICK!" when I see any bug-like enemies, of which there aren't much.
*** The Spore Spawn-esque boss being referred to as the marriage of a giant worm and [[ResidentEvil Plant 42]].
** Also recently pulled a little SequenceBreak off.
*** Managed to handle Ridley. Apparently he went to the [[JokerImmunity Unkillable Villains Expo]] on planet [[StarFox Venom]] prior to heading to Zebes upon hearing news of Kraid's death. He had a cup of coffee with [[FullMetalPanic Gauron]] and spilt said cup over his head much to M. Bison's glee. There is also the apparent matter that he was once married to [[SuperMetroid Draygon]] since he was paying her alimony (Yep, Draygon's a woman to me) and is currently dating [[KidIcarusUprising Viridi]]. Or was.
*** Eventually around the Tourian/Umbrella Underground Laboratory segment, Viridi and I start talking with each other, her being exasperated at my usual actions and such. Eventually she vanishes...only to come back in control of Metal Gear Ridley in an attempt to destroy me and Samus mainly for revenge. Of course I then point out Ridley can hardly be killed at all, whhich leaves her speechless. And finally my escape is assisted by none other than [[{{Snatcher}} Random Hajile.]]
** One aborted gag was Samus' Elevator Thoughts. Random thoughts on her mind as she rode elevators to different spots around the planet. I forgot about it.
** [[WorldWrestlingEntertainment WWF]] [[BeatEmUp Betrayal]]. Nothing new to note here other than playing as TripleH to give it a personal edge and my ideas for games involving guys like CMPunk, [[{{ECW}} Tommy Dreamer]] or ScottHall running around [[RunningGag braining people with a steel pipe.]] Complete with the hilariously cartoonish sight of TheRock walking around hoisting Stephanie McMahon over his head and postulating the idea that TheUndertaker (Who has nothing to do with SteveAustin's desire for the title or Rock's friendship with Austin) is actually plotting a return of the MinistryOfDarkness. I also end up comparing Vince to [[{{Tekken}} Heihachi Mishima]].
*** Also someone tell me why we don't have a Wrestling/TommyDreamer page here for goodness sakes.
** DragonBall Z: LegacyOfGoku 2 OR "Hard Cell" (Its a pun on hard sell.) Current gags include Gohan bumping his head into things and all playable characters showing up in a Viridi-esque fashion to offer some words. I also postulate the idea that the Triceratops King boss is the same triceratops from my LP of LOG1 that I battled for ages with.
** [[SoulSeries Soul Blade]] Super, a MegaDrive pirate game port of the Playstation classic. Used Sophitia. REferred to black Cervantes palette swap final boss as [[MortalKombat Noob Saibot.]]
** The playstation version of above. Used Siegfried, showed off both endings.
** Currently considering Super Metroid, the Capcom Jojo's Bizarre Adventure fighting game and others.
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* RunningGag: in and around, I make jokes about Tsubaki Yayoi being inbred. That sort of thing tends to stick.
** Stuff about Bullet being hawt or cool.
** Stuff about Bullet being hawt or cool.
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* RunningGag: in and around, I make jokes about Tsubaki Yayoi being inbred. That sort of thing tends to stick.
** Stuff about Bullet beinghawt sexy but ultimately worthless. I sometimes compare her to the likes of [[MassEffect Zaeed Massani]] or cool.Comicbook/Deathstroke The Terminator.
** Stuff about Bullet being
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** Referring to all-black solid recolours as Noob Saibot
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** Referring to all-black solid recolours as Noob SaibotSaibot.
** Tagging certain characters on tumblr with special tags. Like Barbara Gordon-{{Batgirl}}. I tag her stuff with "[[Comicbook/AllStarBatmanAndRobinTheBoyWonder THIS TAG BELONGS TO THE FUCKING BATGIRL]]." That line is as stupid and cheesy as every other in that comic.
** Tagging certain characters on tumblr with special tags. Like Barbara Gordon-{{Batgirl}}. I tag her stuff with "[[Comicbook/AllStarBatmanAndRobinTheBoyWonder THIS TAG BELONGS TO THE FUCKING BATGIRL]]." That line is as stupid and cheesy as every other in that comic.
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** As of now have gave up on playing X6 due to it being absolutely positively rancid with idiotic level design, idiotic Reploid placements and difficulty that is more about praying to the sun god than any semblence of skill. Doesn't help that the translation's rancid enough to make me miss SNK's earlier games. Bollocks to that pile of shit. Made me skip X7 to play the more well put-together X8 I swear to god. Right now, I'm playing Persona3.
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** As of now have gave up on playing X6 due to it being absolutely positively rancid with idiotic level design, idiotic brainless Reploid placements and difficulty that is more about rolling dice and praying to the sun god than any semblence of skill. you hit double sevens. Doesn't help that the translation's rancid enough to make me miss SNK's earlier games.translation was done by a guy who speaks english as a tenth language. Bollocks to that pile of shit. Made me skip X7 to play the more well put-together X8 I swear to god. Right now, I'm playing Persona3.
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* CrackPairings. As of now I ship [[AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Scratch]] and [[GurrenLagann Yoko Littner]] (thanks to some fanart I saw. Just ask -@/{{Irikarul}}) and [[{{Metroid}} Ridley]] and [[KidIcarusUprising Viridi]].
* Dumb MUGEN webseries. [[BattleKRoad Cyborg T8P countering everything,]] [[FatalFury Jin Chonrei always being disappointed]], [[JojosBizarreAdventure Noriaki Kakyoin always dying]] and now everyone or thing liking Yoshikage Kira.
* Dumb MUGEN webseries. [[BattleKRoad Cyborg T8P countering everything,]] [[FatalFury Jin Chonrei always being disappointed]], [[JojosBizarreAdventure Noriaki Kakyoin always dying]] and now everyone or thing liking Yoshikage Kira.
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* CrackPairings. As of now I ship [[AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Scratch]] and [[GurrenLagann Yoko Littner]] (thanks to some fanart I saw. Just ask -@/{{Irikarul}}) and [[{{Metroid}} Ridley]] and [[KidIcarusUprising Viridi]].
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* Dumb MUGEN webseries. [[BattleKRoad Cyborg T8P countering everything,]] [[FatalFury Jin Chonrei always being disappointed]], [[JojosBizarreAdventure Noriaki Kakyoin always dying]] and now everyone or thing liking YoshikageKira.
Kira. And watching dumb MUGEN web stories. HvHMugen for example.
* Dumb MUGEN webseries. [[BattleKRoad Cyborg T8P countering everything,]] [[FatalFury Jin Chonrei always being disappointed]], [[JojosBizarreAdventure Noriaki Kakyoin always dying]] and now everyone or thing liking Yoshikage
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* {{Tsundere}}s. too unlikeable. They're either yes or they're no, not in between and it gets very old fast. Stinks then that most anime protagonists like [[NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji]], [[ZeroNoTsukaima Saito]] and [[ShakuganNoShana Yuji]] Apparently love them to bits even when they're being beaten up just for the crime of living. Especially the fans of these people. Sheesh, some people's children.
* [[TalesOfSymphoniaDawnOfTheNewWorld Richter Abend]]. HOO BOY. Overrated burkhead or what?
* [[{{Tekken}} Lars Alexandersson]]. He reads like some 7 year old DeviantArt user's horrible fanfic character super specially linked to the Mishima family by being Heihachi's super duper second son who just so happens to have their powers, just soo happens to get a cute robot girlfriend, just so happens to become the new protagonist and just so happens to be strong enough to take down guys like KAzuya, Jin and Azazel. I can't even believe he's actually official, too. Alisa's alright though since she has a nice rack.
* [[KingOfFighters Ash Crimson]], though with him I can at least make him sound better by dressing him in a mumu and make him beat people up with a frozen mackerel thanks to KOF XI's colour edit menu plus I like his playstyle and theme tunes. Fricking Lars sucks worse than Ash in my personal rankings.
* [[SoulCalibur Patroklos and Pyrrha Alexandra]]. Are you sure I'm not playing as [[ResidentEvilCodeVeronica Alfred Ashford]]'s ancestor? And he has the advantage of being creepy in a reimagining. Screw those two Wonder Twin wannabes. Also SC5 sucks for not having Talim. They don't even say "Oh she was killed by Nightmare/fell into a void thanks to Tira/called in sick that day/was at the hairdressers", she just stops existing. Cassandra got a fucking mention in one of the artbooks, was Talim not good enough?
* [[TalesOfSymphoniaDawnOfTheNewWorld Richter Abend]]. HOO BOY. Overrated burkhead or what?
* [[{{Tekken}} Lars Alexandersson]]. He reads like some 7 year old DeviantArt user's horrible fanfic character super specially linked to the Mishima family by being Heihachi's super duper second son who just so happens to have their powers, just soo happens to get a cute robot girlfriend, just so happens to become the new protagonist and just so happens to be strong enough to take down guys like KAzuya, Jin and Azazel. I can't even believe he's actually official, too. Alisa's alright though since she has a nice rack.
* [[KingOfFighters Ash Crimson]], though with him I can at least make him sound better by dressing him in a mumu and make him beat people up with a frozen mackerel thanks to KOF XI's colour edit menu plus I like his playstyle and theme tunes. Fricking Lars sucks worse than Ash in my personal rankings.
* [[SoulCalibur Patroklos and Pyrrha Alexandra]]. Are you sure I'm not playing as [[ResidentEvilCodeVeronica Alfred Ashford]]'s ancestor? And he has the advantage of being creepy in a reimagining. Screw those two Wonder Twin wannabes. Also SC5 sucks for not having Talim. They don't even say "Oh she was killed by Nightmare/fell into a void thanks to Tira/called in sick that day/was at the hairdressers", she just stops existing. Cassandra got a fucking mention in one of the artbooks, was Talim not good enough?
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* {{Tsundere}}s. too unlikeable. They're either yes or they're no, not in between and it gets very old fast. Stinks then that most anime protagonists like [[NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji]], [[ZeroNoTsukaima Saito]] and [[ShakuganNoShana Yuji]] Apparently love them to bits even when they're being beaten up just for the crime of living. Especially the fans of these people. Sheesh, some people's children.
* [[TalesOfSymphoniaDawnOfTheNewWorld Richter Abend]]. HOO BOY. Overrated burkhead or what?
unlikeable.
* [[{{Tekken}} Lars Alexandersson]]. He reads like some 7 year old DeviantArt user's horrible fanfic character super specially linked to the Mishima family by being Heihachi's super duper second son who just so happens to have their powers, justsoo so happens to get a cute robot girlfriend, just so happens to become the new protagonist and just so happens to be strong enough to take down guys like KAzuya, Kazuya, Jin and Azazel. I can't even believe he's actually official, too. Alisa's alright though since she has a nice rack.
* [[KingOfFighters Ash Crimson]], though with him I can at least make him sound better by dressing him in a mumu and make him beat people up with a frozen mackerel thanks to KOF XI's colour edit menu plus I like his playstyle and theme tunes. Fricking Lars sucks worse than Ash in my personal rankings.
* [[SoulCalibur Patroklos and Pyrrha Alexandra]]. Are you sure I'm not playing as [[ResidentEvilCodeVeronica Alfred Ashford]]'s ancestor? And he has the advantage of being creepy in a reimagining. Screw those two Wonder Twin wannabes. Also SC5 sucks for not having Talim. They don't even say "Oh she was killed by Nightmare/fell Nightmare[=/=]fell into a void thanks to Tira/called Tira[=/=]called in sick that day/was day[=/=]was at the hairdressers", she just stops existing. Cassandra got a fucking mention in one of the artbooks, was Talim not good enough?
* [[TalesOfSymphoniaDawnOfTheNewWorld Richter Abend]]. HOO BOY. Overrated burkhead or what?
* [[{{Tekken}} Lars Alexandersson]]. He reads like some 7 year old DeviantArt user's horrible fanfic character super specially linked to the Mishima family by being Heihachi's super duper second son who just so happens to have their powers, just
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* Emos. the kind that moan about how their life sucks and strong-arm us into caring. I'd rather not hear about how much it rains in Manchester.
* Insects. flies, bees and wasps especially. Can't stand the buzzing little fuckers. Which wis why I still took less than a day to beat The "I'm covered in bees!" Pain.
* Anyone with selective dyslexia, especially kids on the DethroningMomentOfSuck who deliberately act like the "NO CONTESTING ENTRIES" rule is written in invisible Swahili by a German who translated it haphazardly from a lost dialect of Punjabi. Its black on white people for fucks sakes how do you miss that aside from your selective dyslexia where you deliberately become unable to read just to be able to use an excuse to break the rules. Do me a favour and fuck off.
* [[SonicCD Wacky Workbench]] but I'm still on the fence about it as its a damn fucking shame none of its mechanics saw much use in other Sonic games. I don't want the Xth variant of Radical Highway, I want my fucking Wacky Workbench back.
* Insects. flies, bees and wasps especially. Can't stand the buzzing little fuckers. Which wis why I still took less than a day to beat The "I'm covered in bees!" Pain.
* Anyone with selective dyslexia, especially kids on the DethroningMomentOfSuck who deliberately act like the "NO CONTESTING ENTRIES" rule is written in invisible Swahili by a German who translated it haphazardly from a lost dialect of Punjabi. Its black on white people for fucks sakes how do you miss that aside from your selective dyslexia where you deliberately become unable to read just to be able to use an excuse to break the rules. Do me a favour and fuck off.
* [[SonicCD Wacky Workbench]] but I'm still on the fence about it as its a damn fucking shame none of its mechanics saw much use in other Sonic games. I don't want the Xth variant of Radical Highway, I want my fucking Wacky Workbench back.
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* Anyone with selective dyslexia, especially kids on the DethroningMomentOfSuck who deliberately act like the "NO CONTESTING ENTRIES" rule is written in invisible Swahili by a German who translated it haphazardly from a lost dialect of Punjabi. Its black on white people for fucks sakes how do you miss that aside from your selective dyslexia where you deliberately become unable to read just to be able to use an excuse to break the rules. Do me a
* The bullshit they did with Black Mask and
* [[SonicCD Wacky Workbench]] but I'm still on the fence about it as its a damn fucking shame none of its mechanics saw much use
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** VideoGame/FistOfTheNorthStarTwinBlueStarsOfJudgment
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** When talking about bad voice actors who sound like they are incapable of emoting or putting effort into their stuff (Like [[KiraBuckland Rina-chan]] for example,) I remark that they "sound like they deepthroated a bottle of Valium."
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* Also, confession time: I think, thanks to me, the Mugen engine The Mugen Fighters Guild forum and [[HvHMugen Void Quest Mugen]], the reputation of one Nyarlathotep has been pretty much fucked over. It down to a few things:
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* Also, confession time: I think, thanks to me, the Mugen engine The Mugen Fighters Guild forum and [[HvHMugen [[WebAnimation/HvHMugen Void Quest Mugen]], the reputation of one Nyarlathotep has been pretty much fucked over. It down to a few things:
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!![[PutVandalismHere You may come forward and fellate me now.]]:
* What's up, buddy? Living the good life? -@/SMSoldier
** I'm the best there is. ~~~~
* What's up, buddy? Living the good life? -@/SMSoldier
** I'm the best there is. ~~~~
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* What's up, buddy? Living
**
** Her author has also drawn a hentai doujin of her involving consensual tentacle sex. Yep. And her latest update includes a very H-Game-tastic sound patch and a "Strip KO" feature complete with anime cut in showing her clothes ripping off.
** VQM featured Nyal as a villain. Her character design and voice make it hard to take her seriously. At one point the
** On Mugen guild its a bit of a fad now to strip her clothes down with various characters. Yup. attacks that can trigger a strip KO can include [[KnuckleBash Michael Sobut]] rocking out to ElvisPresley tunes, and [[StreetFighterAlpha Sakura's poke taunt]].
* With that I believe Nyarlathotep's reputation as a deadly cosmic horror has, to me, taken too huge a hit to heal. To me when I think of Nyarlathotep, I will always now think of "Big breasted anime nun whose clothes can rip easily, her breasts bounce a lot, she has a very anime voice and that one Mugen anime series. also the tentacle hentai doujin." Sure there's the [[NyarkoSan Nyaruko anime but still]].
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** VideoGame/JojosBizarreAdventureHeritageForTheFuture
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** [[SoulSeries Soul Blade]] Super, a MegaDrive pirate game port of the Playstation classic.
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** [[SoulSeries Soul Blade]] Super, a MegaDrive pirate game port of the Playstation classic. Used Sophitia. REferred to black Cervantes palette swap final boss as [[MortalKombat Noob Saibot.]]
** The playstation version of above. Used Siegfried, showed off both endings.
** Currently considering Super Metroid, the Capcom Jojo's Bizarre Adventure fighting game and others.
** The playstation version of above. Used Siegfried, showed off both endings.
** Currently considering Super Metroid, the Capcom Jojo's Bizarre Adventure fighting game and others.
** Stuff about Bullet being hawt or cool.
** Using Colour Edit modes in fighting games to recolour ninjas all black and calling them Noob Saibot.
** Referring to all-black solid recolours as Noob Saibot
** Using Colour Edit modes in fighting games to recolour ninjas all black and calling them Noob Saibot.
** Referring to all-black solid recolours as Noob Saibot
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** Comicbook/MalibuComicsMortalKombat
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** As of now have gave up on playing X6 due to it being absolutely positively rancid with idiotic level design, idiotic Reploid placements and difficulty that is more about praying to the sun god than any semblence of skill. Doesn't help that the translation's rancid enough to make me miss SNK's earlier games. Bollocks to that pile of shit. Made me skip X7 to play the more well put-together X8 I swear to god. Right now, I'm playing TalesOfTheAbyss. Thanks for bringing it to Europe after way too long, Namco.
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** As of now have gave up on playing X6 due to it being absolutely positively rancid with idiotic level design, idiotic Reploid placements and difficulty that is more about praying to the sun god than any semblence of skill. Doesn't help that the translation's rancid enough to make me miss SNK's earlier games. Bollocks to that pile of shit. Made me skip X7 to play the more well put-together X8 I swear to god. Right now, I'm playing TalesOfTheAbyss. Thanks for bringing it to Europe after way too long, Namco.Persona3.
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* Dumb MUGEN webseries. [[BattleKRoad Cyborg T8P countering everything,]] [[FatalFury Jin Chonrei always being disappointed]], [[JojosBizarreAdventure Noriaki Kakyoin always dying]] and now everyone or thing liking Yoshikage Kira.
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** SuperGemFighter Mini Mix
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** [[WorldWrestlingEntertainment WWF]] [[BeatEmUp Betrayal]]. Nothing new to note here other than playing as TripleH to give it a personal edge and my ideas for games involving guys like CMPunk, [[{{ECW}} Tommy Dreamer]] or ScottHall running around [[RunningGag braining people with a steel pipe.]] Complete with the hilariously cartoonish sight of TheRock walking around hoisting Stephanie McMahon over his head and postulating the idea that TheUndertaker (Who has nothing to do with SteveAustin's desire for the title or Rock's friendship with Austin) is actually plotting a return of the MinistryOfDarkness. I also ennd up comparing Vince to [[{{Tekken}} Heihachi Mishima]].
*** Also someone tell me why we don't have a TommyDreamer page here for goodness sakes.
*** Also someone tell me why we don't have a TommyDreamer page here for goodness sakes.
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** [[WorldWrestlingEntertainment WWF]] [[BeatEmUp Betrayal]]. Nothing new to note here other than playing as TripleH to give it a personal edge and my ideas for games involving guys like CMPunk, [[{{ECW}} Tommy Dreamer]] or ScottHall running around [[RunningGag braining people with a steel pipe.]] Complete with the hilariously cartoonish sight of TheRock walking around hoisting Stephanie McMahon over his head and postulating the idea that TheUndertaker (Who has nothing to do with SteveAustin's desire for the title or Rock's friendship with Austin) is actually plotting a return of the MinistryOfDarkness. I also ennd end up comparing Vince to [[{{Tekken}} Heihachi Mishima]].
*** Also someone tell me why we don't have aTommyDreamer Wrestling/TommyDreamer page here for goodness sakes.
*** Also someone tell me why we don't have a
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* StraightEdge: More or less, mostly because I've never gotten around to drinking and I outright refuse to smoke.
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** As of now have gave up on playing X6 due to it being absolutely positively rancid with idiotic level design, idiotic Reploid placements and difficulty that is more about praying to the sun god than any semblence of skill. Doesn't help that the translation's rancid enough to make me miss SNK's earlier games. Bollocks to that pile of shit. Made me skip X7 to play the more well put-together X8 I swear to god. Also playing BlazBlue Continuum Shift 2- oh, wait, now its Resident Evi- no, now its Starfox64 on the 3DS and KingOfFighters XIII on the Xbox with SonicCD on the side- oh fuck off now its CastlevaniaPortraitOfRuin, KidIcarusUprising and ResidentEvilZero- oh fuck you up the arse with a 2x4 its MetalGearSolid3 Subsistence now!
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** As of now have gave up on playing X6 due to it being absolutely positively rancid with idiotic level design, idiotic Reploid placements and difficulty that is more about praying to the sun god than any semblence of skill. Doesn't help that the translation's rancid enough to make me miss SNK's earlier games. Bollocks to that pile of shit. Made me skip X7 to play the more well put-together X8 I swear to god. Also Right now, I'm playing BlazBlue Continuum Shift 2- oh, wait, now its Resident Evi- no, now its Starfox64 on the 3DS and KingOfFighters XIII on the Xbox with SonicCD on the side- oh fuck off now its CastlevaniaPortraitOfRuin, KidIcarusUprising and ResidentEvilZero- oh fuck you up the arse with a 2x4 its MetalGearSolid3 Subsistence now!TalesOfTheAbyss. Thanks for bringing it to Europe after way too long, Namco.
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** [[SoulSeries Soul Blade]] Super, a MegaDrive pirate game port of the Playstation classic.
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** DragonBallZBudokai
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** DragonBall Z: LegacyOfGoku 2 OR "Hard Cell" (Its a pun on hard sell.) Current gags include Gohan bumping his head into things and Vegeta and Piccolo showing up in a Viridi-esque fashion to offer some words.
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** DragonBall Z: LegacyOfGoku 2 OR "Hard Cell" (Its a pun on hard sell.) Current gags include Gohan bumping his head into things and Vegeta and Piccolo all playable characters showing up in a Viridi-esque fashion to offer some words.words. I also postulate the idea that the Triceratops King boss is the same triceratops from my LP of LOG1 that I battled for ages with.
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* [[SoulCalibur Patroklos and Pyrrha Alexandra]]. Are you sure I'm not playing as [[ResidentEvilCodeVeronica Alfred Ashford]]'s ancestor? And he has the advantage of being creepy in a reimagining. Screw those two Wonder Twin wannabes. Also SC5 sucks for not having Talim.
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* [[SoulCalibur Patroklos and Pyrrha Alexandra]]. Are you sure I'm not playing as [[ResidentEvilCodeVeronica Alfred Ashford]]'s ancestor? And he has the advantage of being creepy in a reimagining. Screw those two Wonder Twin wannabes. Also SC5 sucks for not having Talim. They don't even say "Oh she was killed by Nightmare/fell into a void thanks to Tira/called in sick that day/was at the hairdressers", she just stops existing. Cassandra got a fucking mention in one of the artbooks, was Talim not good enough?
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*** Also SPOILERS: [[spoiler:Viridi will butt in during the LP as her failed attempt at avenging the death of Ridley. As she can't do anything physical thanks to Rule #1 of DivineIntervention she resorts to merely browbeating the unbrowbeatable. I also proceed to exasperate her by drawing foolish comparisons between Metroid and ResidentEvil as well as MetalGear.]] Also I will refer to Tourian as the Underground [[ResidentEvil Umbrella]] Laboratory.
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*** Also SPOILERS: [[spoiler:Viridi will butt in during Eventually around the LP as her failed attempt at avenging the death of Ridley. As she can't do anything physical thanks to Rule #1 of DivineIntervention she resorts to merely browbeating the unbrowbeatable. I also proceed to exasperate her by drawing foolish comparisons between Metroid and ResidentEvil as well as MetalGear.]] Also I will refer to Tourian as the Tourian/Umbrella Underground [[ResidentEvil Umbrella]] Laboratory.Laboratory segment, Viridi and I start talking with each other, her being exasperated at my usual actions and such. Eventually she vanishes...only to come back in control of Metal Gear Ridley in an attempt to destroy me and Samus mainly for revenge. Of course I then point out Ridley can hardly be killed at all, whhich leaves her speechless. And finally my escape is assisted by none other than [[{{Snatcher}} Random Hajile.]]
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* CrackPairings. As of now I ship [[AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Scratch]] and [[GurrenLagann Yoko Littner]] (thanks to some fanart I saw. Just ask Irikarul) and [[{{Metroid}} Ridley]] and [[KidIcarusUprising Viridi]].
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* CrackPairings. As of now I ship [[AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Scratch]] and [[GurrenLagann Yoko Littner]] (thanks to some fanart I saw. Just ask Irikarul) -@/{{Irikarul}}) and [[{{Metroid}} Ridley]] and [[KidIcarusUprising Viridi]].
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*** Also SPOILERS: [[spoiler:Viridi will butt in during the LP as her failed attempt at avenging the death of Ridley. As she can't do anything physical thanks to Rule #1 of DivineIntervention she resorts to merely browbeating the unbrowbeatable.]] Also I will refer to Tourian as the Underground [[ResidentEvil Umbrella]] Laboratory.
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*** Also SPOILERS: [[spoiler:Viridi will butt in during the LP as her failed attempt at avenging the death of Ridley. As she can't do anything physical thanks to Rule #1 of DivineIntervention she resorts to merely browbeating the unbrowbeatable. I also proceed to exasperate her by drawing foolish comparisons between Metroid and ResidentEvil as well as MetalGear.]] Also I will refer to Tourian as the Underground [[ResidentEvil Umbrella]] Laboratory.
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** [[WorldWrestlingEntertainment WWF]] [[BeatEmUp Betrayal]]. Nothing new to note here other than playing as TripleH to give it a personal edge and my ideas for games involving guys like CMPunk, [[{{ECW}} Tommy Dreamer]] or ScottHall running around [[RunningGag braining people with a steel pipe.]] Complete with the hilariously cartoonish sight of TheRock walking around hoisting Stephanie McMahon over his head and postulating the idea that TheUndertaker (Who has nothing to do with SteveAustin's desire for the title or Rock's friendship with Austin) is actually plotting a return of the MinistryOfDarkness.
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** [[WorldWrestlingEntertainment WWF]] [[BeatEmUp Betrayal]]. Nothing new to note here other than playing as TripleH to give it a personal edge and my ideas for games involving guys like CMPunk, [[{{ECW}} Tommy Dreamer]] or ScottHall running around [[RunningGag braining people with a steel pipe.]] Complete with the hilariously cartoonish sight of TheRock walking around hoisting Stephanie McMahon over his head and postulating the idea that TheUndertaker (Who has nothing to do with SteveAustin's desire for the title or Rock's friendship with Austin) is actually plotting a return of the MinistryOfDarkness. I also ennd up comparing Vince to [[{{Tekken}} Heihachi Mishima]].
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** As of now have gave up on playing X6 due to it being absolutely positively rancid with idiotic level design, idiotic Reploid placements and difficulty that is more about praying to the sun god than any semblence of skill. Doesn't help that the translation's rancid enough to make me miss SNK's earlier games. Bollocks to that pile of shit. Made me skip X7 to play the more well put-together X8 I swear to god. Also playing BlazBlue Continuum Shift 2- oh, wait, now its Resident Evi- no, now its Starfox64 on the 3DS and KingOfFighters XIII on the Xbox with SonicCD on the side- oh fuck off now its CastlevaniaPortraitOfRuin and ResidentEvilZero!
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** As of now have gave up on playing X6 due to it being absolutely positively rancid with idiotic level design, idiotic Reploid placements and difficulty that is more about praying to the sun god than any semblence of skill. Doesn't help that the translation's rancid enough to make me miss SNK's earlier games. Bollocks to that pile of shit. Made me skip X7 to play the more well put-together X8 I swear to god. Also playing BlazBlue Continuum Shift 2- oh, wait, now its Resident Evi- no, now its Starfox64 on the 3DS and KingOfFighters XIII on the Xbox with SonicCD on the side- oh fuck off now its CastlevaniaPortraitOfRuin CastlevaniaPortraitOfRuin, KidIcarusUprising and ResidentEvilZero!ResidentEvilZero- oh fuck you up the arse with a 2x4 its MetalGearSolid3 Subsistence now!
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* CrackPairings. As of now I ship [[AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Scratch]] and [[GurrenLagann Yoko Littner]] (thanks to some fanart I saw.) and [[{{Metroid}} Ridley]] and [[KidIcarusUprising Viridi]].
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* CrackPairings. As of now I ship [[AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Scratch]] and [[GurrenLagann Yoko Littner]] (thanks to some fanart I saw.) Just ask Irikarul) and [[{{Metroid}} Ridley]] and [[KidIcarusUprising Viridi]].
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* Insects. flies, bees and wasps especially. Can't stand the buzzing little fuckers.
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* Insects. flies, bees and wasps especially. Can't stand the buzzing little fuckers. Which wis why I still took less than a day to beat The "I'm covered in bees!" Pain.
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A troper form England. Formerly poisonous, now largely mellow and keeping self to self.
* CatchPhrase: Putting RepairDontRespond or "Natter is NOT Necessary" in editing summaries bits over and over in multiple rows when I nuke them. I mean I know its passive-aggressive and douchey as all fuck but the first does indeed exist and the latter is not needed now get that into your heads oh who am I kidding.
* CatchPhrase: Putting RepairDontRespond or "Natter is NOT Necessary" in editing summaries bits over and over in multiple rows when I nuke them. I mean I know its passive-aggressive and douchey as all fuck but the first does indeed exist and the latter is not needed now get that into your heads oh who am I kidding.
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A troper form from England. Formerly poisonous, now largely mellow and keeping self to self.
* CatchPhrase: Putting RepairDontRespond or "Natter is NOT Necessary" in editing summaries bits over and over in multiple rows when I nuke them. I mean I know its passive-aggressive and douchey as all fuck but the first does indeed exist and the latter is not needed now get that into your heads oh who the shit am I kidding.
* CatchPhrase: Putting RepairDontRespond or "Natter is NOT Necessary" in editing summaries bits over and over in multiple rows when I nuke them. I mean I know its passive-aggressive and douchey as all fuck but the first does indeed exist and the latter is not needed now get that into your heads oh who the shit am I kidding.
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** I'm the best there is. ~~~~
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* What's up, buddy? Living the good life? -@/SMSoldier
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*CatchPhrase: Putting RepairDontRespond or "Natter is NOT Necessary" in editing summaries bits over and over in multiple rows when I nuke them. I mean I know its passive-aggressive and douchey as all fuck but the first does indeed exist and the latter is not needed now get that into your heads oh who am I kidding.
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** Recently complete: [[WorldWrestlingEntertainment WWF]] [[BeatEmUp Betrayal]]. Nothing new to note here other than playing as TripleH to give it a personal edge and my ideas for games involving guys like CMPunk, [[{{ECW}} Tommy Dreamer]] or ScottHall running around [[RunningGag braining people with a steel pipe.]] Complete with the hilariously cartoonish sight of TheRock walking around hoisting Stephanie McMahon over his head and postulating the idea that TheUndertaker (Who has nothing to do with SteveAustin's desire for the title or Rock's friendship with Austin) is actually plotting a return of the MinistryOfDarkness.
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** Recently complete: [[WorldWrestlingEntertainment WWF]] [[BeatEmUp Betrayal]]. Nothing new to note here other than playing as TripleH to give it a personal edge and my ideas for games involving guys like CMPunk, [[{{ECW}} Tommy Dreamer]] or ScottHall running around [[RunningGag braining people with a steel pipe.]] Complete with the hilariously cartoonish sight of TheRock walking around hoisting Stephanie McMahon over his head and postulating the idea that TheUndertaker (Who has nothing to do with SteveAustin's desire for the title or Rock's friendship with Austin) is actually plotting a return of the MinistryOfDarkness.
*** Also someone tell me why we don't have a TommyDreamer page here for goodness sakes.
* RepairDontRespond: Did you know it exists?
*** Also someone tell me why we don't have a TommyDreamer page here for goodness sakes.
* RepairDontRespond: Did you know it exists?
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[[PutVandlismHEre You may come forward and fellate me now.]]
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*** Maxim is a SurferDude that speaks in TotallyRadical slang and supposedly got into [[NoodleIncident trouble with Juste in Stuttgart.]] (He reminded me of PaulyShore)
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*** Maxim is a SurferDude that speaks in TotallyRadical slang and supposedly got into [[NoodleIncident trouble with Juste in Stuttgart.]] Said incident would later be revealed as [[spoiler:Maxim having gotten high on medieaval memphamphetamines and proposing to Juste in front of a live theater audience. Juste just barely convinced them it was all part of the show.]] (He reminded me of PaulyShore)
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** As of now have gave up on playing X6 due to it being absolutely positively rancid with idiotic level design, idiotic Reploid placements and difficulty that is more about praying to the sun god than any semblence of skill. Doesn't help that the translation's rancid enough to make me miss SNK's earlier games. Bollocks to that pile of shit. Made me skip X7 to play the more well put-together X8 I swear to god. Also playing BlazBlue Continuum Shift 2- oh, wait, now its Resident Evi- no, now its Starfox64 on the 3DS and KingOfFighters XIII on the Xbox with SonicCD on the side.
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** As of now have gave up on playing X6 due to it being absolutely positively rancid with idiotic level design, idiotic Reploid placements and difficulty that is more about praying to the sun god than any semblence of skill. Doesn't help that the translation's rancid enough to make me miss SNK's earlier games. Bollocks to that pile of shit. Made me skip X7 to play the more well put-together X8 I swear to god. Also playing BlazBlue Continuum Shift 2- oh, wait, now its Resident Evi- no, now its Starfox64 on the 3DS and KingOfFighters XIII on the Xbox with SonicCD on the side.side- oh fuck off now its CastlevaniaPortraitOfRuin and ResidentEvilZero!
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*** Mina is a sweet ditz.
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*** Mina is a sweet sweethearted ditz.
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*** Death is a bit GenreSavvy and has an alternate job as Necro, [[GuiltyGear Dizzy]]'s left wing. this makes him very happy as he gets to grope her and she's too naive to do anything about it. He's also acquainted with other CV heroes on a friendlier basis than you would think.
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*** Death is a bit GenreSavvy and has an alternate job as Necro, [[GuiltyGear Dizzy]]'s left wing. this This makes him very happy as he gets to grope her and she's too naive to do anything about it. He's also acquainted with other CV heroes on a friendlier basis than you would think. So think of him as Mr. "Fourth Walls Are Gay."
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*** and now I've completed Julius mode, which I have renamed "Julius Belmont's Happy Hour". Here, Julius' Texan Grand Cross is caused by explosive diarhoea, and he does not approve of gratuitous foreign languages.
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*** and now I've completed Julius mode, which I have renamed "Julius Belmont's Happy Hour". Here, Julius' Texan Grand Cross is caused by explosive diarhoea, and he does not approve of gratuitous foreign languages.languages.
** One running joke was using various CV level clear jingles every time I beat a boss. I forgot a few times but eh nobody's perfect.
** One running joke was using various CV level clear jingles every time I beat a boss. I forgot a few times but eh nobody's perfect.
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*** Maxim is a SurferDude that speaks in TotallyRadical slang and supposedly got into [[NoodleIncident trouble with Juste in Stuttgart.]]
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*** Maxim is a SurferDude that speaks in TotallyRadical slang and supposedly got into [[NoodleIncident trouble with Juste in Stuttgart.]]]] (He reminded me of PaulyShore)
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** WhatCouldHaveBeen: If I struggled further, Evil Maxim would be a German EmoTeen and the Fire, Wind, Bolt and Summon books would be [[KingOfFighters Kyo Kusanagi]] (Who hated his horribly shit evil twin Kusanagi), [[SoulCalibur Talim]] who tried to get everyone to get along, a Pikachu who would be Juste's cheerleader and [[TalesOfSymphonia Sheena Fujibayashi]] respectively. Sheena would have been surprisingly normal.
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** WhatCouldHaveBeen: If I struggled further, Evil Maxim would be a German EmoTeen and the Fire, Wind, Bolt and Summon books would be [[KingOfFighters Kyo Kusanagi]] (Who hated would complain about his horribly shit evil twin Kusanagi), clone and why evil clones are rarely done correctly these days.), [[SoulCalibur Talim]] who tried to get everyone to get along, a Pikachu who would be Juste's cheerleader and [[TalesOfSymphonia Sheena Fujibayashi]] respectively. Sheena would have been surprisingly normal.more or less sane and civil apart from getting annoyed about Juste's fashionistic habits and wondering why he's trying to rescue Lydie if he's very much gay.
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** Ongoing: MetroidZeroMission. Less jokes this time, with Samus being relatively similar. Kraid is a cut glass high class fellow who seeks death once he realises he's been watching KidVsKat all his life, I hate Adam because of OtherM, amongst others. There are two Catchphrases though.
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*** WhatCouldHaveBeen: Not much apart from Fake Simon speaking with a German accent and Dracula considering asking a bigger paycheck in return for getting Simona fatal GameOver.
** Ongoing:MetroidZeroMission. MetroidZeroMission OR "[[TheDayTheEarthStoodStill The Day Zebes Stood Still]]". Less jokes this time, with Samus being relatively similar.normal more or less. Kraid is a cut glass high class fellow who seeks death once he realises he's been watching KidVsKat all his life, I hate Adam because of OtherM, amongst others. There are two Catchphrases though.
** Ongoing:
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** Also recently pulled a little SequenceBreak off. I don't know how I'm going to do [[{{Slowbeef}} Ridley]], though.
** Recently complete: [[WorldWrestlingEntertainment WWF]] [[BeatEmUp Betrayal]]. Nothing new to note here other than playing as TripleH to give it a personal edge and my ideas for games involving guys like CMPunk, [[{{ECW}} TommyDreamer]] or ScottHall running around [[RunningGag braining people with a steel pipe.]]
** Recently complete: [[WorldWrestlingEntertainment WWF]] [[BeatEmUp Betrayal]]. Nothing new to note here other than playing as TripleH to give it a personal edge and my ideas for games involving guys like CMPunk, [[{{ECW}} TommyDreamer]] or ScottHall running around [[RunningGag braining people with a steel pipe.]]
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** Also recently pulled a little SequenceBreak off. I don't know how I'm going off.
*** Managed to handle Ridley. Apparently he went to the [[JokerImmunity Unkillable Villains Expo]] on planet [[StarFox Venom]] prior to heading to Zebes upon hearing news of Kraid's death. He had a cup of coffee with [[FullMetalPanic Gauron]] and spilt said cup over his head much to M. Bison's glee. There is also the apparent matter that he was once married to [[SuperMetroid Draygon]] since he was paying her alimony (Yep, Draygon's a woman to me) and is currently dating [[KidIcarusUprising Viridi]]. Or was.
*** Also SPOILERS: [[spoiler:Viridi will butt in during the LP as her failed attempt at avenging the death of Ridley. As she can't do[[{{Slowbeef}} Ridley]], though.
anything physical thanks to Rule #1 of DivineIntervention she resorts to merely browbeating the unbrowbeatable.]] Also I will refer to Tourian as the Underground [[ResidentEvil Umbrella]] Laboratory.
** One aborted gag was Samus' Elevator Thoughts. Random thoughts on her mind as she rode elevators to different spots around the planet. I forgot about it.
** Recently complete: [[WorldWrestlingEntertainment WWF]] [[BeatEmUp Betrayal]]. Nothing new to note here other than playing as TripleH to give it a personal edge and my ideas for games involving guys like CMPunk, [[{{ECW}}TommyDreamer]] Tommy Dreamer]] or ScottHall running around [[RunningGag braining people with a steel pipe.]]
]] Complete with the hilariously cartoonish sight of TheRock walking around hoisting Stephanie McMahon over his head and postulating the idea that TheUndertaker (Who has nothing to do with SteveAustin's desire for the title or Rock's friendship with Austin) is actually plotting a return of the MinistryOfDarkness.
*** Managed to handle Ridley. Apparently he went to the [[JokerImmunity Unkillable Villains Expo]] on planet [[StarFox Venom]] prior to heading to Zebes upon hearing news of Kraid's death. He had a cup of coffee with [[FullMetalPanic Gauron]] and spilt said cup over his head much to M. Bison's glee. There is also the apparent matter that he was once married to [[SuperMetroid Draygon]] since he was paying her alimony (Yep, Draygon's a woman to me) and is currently dating [[KidIcarusUprising Viridi]]. Or was.
*** Also SPOILERS: [[spoiler:Viridi will butt in during the LP as her failed attempt at avenging the death of Ridley. As she can't do
** One aborted gag was Samus' Elevator Thoughts. Random thoughts on her mind as she rode elevators to different spots around the planet. I forgot about it.
** Recently complete: [[WorldWrestlingEntertainment WWF]] [[BeatEmUp Betrayal]]. Nothing new to note here other than playing as TripleH to give it a personal edge and my ideas for games involving guys like CMPunk, [[{{ECW}}
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* CrackPairings. As of now I ship [[AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Scratch]] and [[GurrenLagann Yoko Littner]] (thanks to some fanart I saw.) and [[{{Metroid}} Ridley]] and [[KidIcarusUprising Viridi]].
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** Ongoing: MetroidZeroMission. Less jokes this time, with Samus being relatively similar. Kraid is a cut glass high class fellow who seeks death, I hate Adam because of OtherM, amongst others. There are two Catchphrases though.
*** "This game's handing them out like sweets." When I get another Missile Tank as the game really does place a lot of them within reach.
*** "This game's handing them out like sweets." When I get another Missile Tank as the game really does place a lot of them within reach.
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** Ongoing: MetroidZeroMission. Less jokes this time, with Samus being relatively similar. Kraid is a cut glass high class fellow who seeks death, death once he realises he's been watching KidVsKat all his life, I hate Adam because of OtherM, amongst others. There are two Catchphrases though.
*** "This game's handing them out like sweets." When I get another Missile Tank as the game really does place a lot of them within super easy reach.
*** "This game's handing them out like sweets." When I get another Missile Tank as the game really does place a lot of them within super easy reach.
*** "Oh, ICK!" when I see any bug-like enemies, of which there aren't much.
*** The Spore Spawn-esque boss being referred to as the marriage of a giant worm and [[ResidentEvil Plant 42]].
*** The Spore Spawn-esque boss being referred to as the marriage of a giant worm and [[ResidentEvil Plant 42]].
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** Recently complete: [[WorldWrestlingEntertainment WWF]] [[BeatEmUp Betrayal]]. Nothing new to note here other than playing as TripleH to give it a personal edge and my ideas for games involving guys like CMPunk, [[{{ECW}} TommyDreamer]] or ScottHall running around [[RunningGag braining people with a steel pipe.]]
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** As of now have gave up on playing X6 due to it being absolutely positively rancid with idiotic level design, idiotic Reploid placements and difficulty that is more about praying to the sun god than any semblence of skill. Made me skip X7 to play the more well put-together X8 I swear to god. Also playing BlazBlue Continuum Shift 2 on the 3DS.
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** As of now have gave up on playing X6 due to it being absolutely positively rancid with idiotic level design, idiotic Reploid placements and difficulty that is more about praying to the sun god than any semblence of skill. Doesn't help that the translation's rancid enough to make me miss SNK's earlier games. Bollocks to that pile of shit. Made me skip X7 to play the more well put-together X8 I swear to god. Also playing BlazBlue Continuum Shift 2 2- oh, wait, now its Resident Evi- no, now its Starfox64 on the 3DS.3DS and KingOfFighters XIII on the Xbox with SonicCD on the side.
* [[{{Tekken}} Lars Alexandersson]]. He reads like some 7 year old DeviantArt user's horrible fanfic character super specially linked to the Mishima family by being Heihachi's super duper second son who just so happens to have their powers, just soo happens to get a cute robot girlfriend, just so happens to become the new protagonist and just so happens to be strong enough to take down guys like KAzuya, Jin and Azazel. I can't even believe he's actually official, too. Alisa's alright though since she has a nice rack.
* [[KingOfFighters Ash Crimson]], though with him I can at least make him sound better by dressing him in a mumu and make him beat people up with a frozen mackerel thanks to KOF XI's colour edit menu plus I like his playstyle and theme tunes. Fricking Lars sucks worse than Ash in my personal rankings.
* [[SoulCalibur Patroklos and Pyrrha Alexandra]]. Are you sure I'm not playing as [[ResidentEvilCodeVeronica Alfred Ashford]]'s ancestor? And he has the advantage of being creepy in a reimagining. Screw those two Wonder Twin wannabes. Also SC5 sucks for not having Talim.
* [[KingOfFighters Ash Crimson]], though with him I can at least make him sound better by dressing him in a mumu and make him beat people up with a frozen mackerel thanks to KOF XI's colour edit menu plus I like his playstyle and theme tunes. Fricking Lars sucks worse than Ash in my personal rankings.
* [[SoulCalibur Patroklos and Pyrrha Alexandra]]. Are you sure I'm not playing as [[ResidentEvilCodeVeronica Alfred Ashford]]'s ancestor? And he has the advantage of being creepy in a reimagining. Screw those two Wonder Twin wannabes. Also SC5 sucks for not having Talim.
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* Emos. the kind that moan about how their life sucks and strong-arm us into caring. Please, for gods sakes, don't drag us into your black hole of misery and torment.
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* Emos. the kind that moan about how their life sucks and strong-arm us into caring. Please, for gods sakes, don't drag us into your black hole of misery and torment.I'd rather not hear about how much it rains in Manchester.
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* [[SonicCD Wacky Workbench]] but I'm still on the fence about it as its a damn fucking shame none of its mechanics saw much use in other Sonic games. I don't want the Xth variant of Radical Highway, I want my fucking Wacky Workbench back.
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* Imagining bizarre situations. For once, last night I imagined if [[TalesOfSymphoniaDawnofTheNewWorld Emil Castagnier]] got married to [[XMen Omega Red]], or if [[{{Naruto}} Sasori of the Red Sand]] became RoboCop, or if [[TheKingOfFighters Iori Yagami]] lead a fighting force that had [[StreetFighter Alex]], [[StarGladiator Hayato Kanzaki]], [[{{Touhou}} Hong Meiling]] and [[GuiltyGear Chipp Zanuff]] as part of the gang. Or if Hakumen joined TheAvengers.
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* Imagining bizarre situations. For once, last night I imagined if [[TalesOfSymphoniaDawnofTheNewWorld Emil Castagnier]] got married to [[XMen Omega Red]], or if [[{{Naruto}} Sasori of the Red Sand]] became RoboCop, or if [[TheKingOfFighters Iori Yagami]] lead a fighting force that had [[StreetFighter Alex]], [[StarGladiator Hayato Kanzaki]], [[{{Touhou}} Hong Meiling]] and [[GuiltyGear Chipp Zanuff]] as part of the gang. Or if Hakumen joined TheAvengers.ComicBook/TheAvengers.
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*** Mina is ditzy as hell
*** Genya Arikado/Alucard gets the nickname Aluarikadocard and starts off hostile.
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*** Mina is ditzy as hell
a sweet ditz.
*** Genya Arikado/Alucard gets the nickname Aluarikadocard and starts off hostile. I almost had him be like Jack Bauer but eh.
*** Genya Arikado/Alucard gets the nickname Aluarikadocard and starts off hostile. I almost had him be like Jack Bauer but eh.
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*** Graham is now an ObviouslyEvil ice cream salesman backed by corporate sponsors. In his sentences, he [[EnforcedPlug demands the viewer and Soma buy various different products]] and even tries to bring his other speech portrait into this. He eventually mentions his past as an [[AmoralAttorney asshole lawyer]] that got [[BlazBlue Litchi Faye-Ling]] acquitted for [[TalesOfSymphoniaDawnOfTheNewWorld Emil Castagnier]]'s death by raping.
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*** Graham is now an ObviouslyEvil ice cream salesman backed by corporate sponsors. In his sentences, he [[EnforcedPlug demands the viewer and Soma buy various different products]] and even tries to bring his other speech portrait into this. He eventually mentions his past as an [[AmoralAttorney asshole lawyer]] that got [[BlazBlue Litchi Faye-Ling]] acquitted for [[TalesOfSymphoniaDawnOfTheNewWorld Emil Castagnier]]'s death by raping. The lawyer bit is the only thing people remember him for. He's an evil salesman, everyone.
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*** Near the end, [[spoiler:Dracula wakes up and tries to pull a Ratatosk on Soma. Soma doesn't take this lying down and they spend most of the time flinging insults at each other]].
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*** Near the end, [[spoiler:Dracula wakes up and tries to pull a Ratatosk on Soma. Soma doesn't take this lying down and they spend most of the time few eps they have flinging insults at each other]].
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** WhatCouldHaveBeen: If I struggled further, Evil Maxim would be a German EmoTeen and the Fire, Wind, Bolt and Summon books would be [[KingOfFighters Kyo Kusanagi]] (Who hated his horribly shit evil twin Kusanagi), [[SoulCalibur Talim]] who tried to get everyone to get along, a Pikachu and [[TalesOfSymphonia Sheena Fujibayashi]] respectively. Sheena would have been surprisingly normal.
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** WhatCouldHaveBeen: If I struggled further, Evil Maxim would be a German EmoTeen and the Fire, Wind, Bolt and Summon books would be [[KingOfFighters Kyo Kusanagi]] (Who hated his horribly shit evil twin Kusanagi), [[SoulCalibur Talim]] who tried to get everyone to get along, a Pikachu who would be Juste's cheerleader and [[TalesOfSymphonia Sheena Fujibayashi]] respectively. Sheena would have been surprisingly normal.
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*** "Well, call [[MegaManX X and Zero]], because I'm a Maverick." When I sequence break or act slightly out of line within the game.
** Also recently pulled a little SequenceBreak off. I don't know how I'm going to do [[{{Slowbeef}} Ridley]], though.
** Also recently pulled a little SequenceBreak off. I don't know how I'm going to do [[{{Slowbeef}} Ridley]], though.
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* Mugen, KOF, Fatal Fury, MortalKombat and am currenlty having fun playing through the MegaManX series.
* Imagining bizarre situations. For once, last night I imagined if [[TalesOfSymphoniaDawnofTheNewWorld Emil Castagnier]] got married to [[XMen Omega Red]], or if [[{{Naruto}} Sasori of the Red Sand]] became RoboCop, or if [[TheKingOfFighters Iori Yagami]] lead a fighting force that had [[StreetFighter Alex]], [[StarGladiator Hayato Kanzaki]], [[{{Touhou}} Hong Meiling]] and [[GuiltyGear Chipp Zanuff]] as part of the gang
* Imagining bizarre situations. For once, last night I imagined if [[TalesOfSymphoniaDawnofTheNewWorld Emil Castagnier]] got married to [[XMen Omega Red]], or if [[{{Naruto}} Sasori of the Red Sand]] became RoboCop, or if [[TheKingOfFighters Iori Yagami]] lead a fighting force that had [[StreetFighter Alex]], [[StarGladiator Hayato Kanzaki]], [[{{Touhou}} Hong Meiling]] and [[GuiltyGear Chipp Zanuff]] as part of the gang
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* Mugen, KOF, Fatal Fury, MortalKombat and am currenlty currently having fun playing through the MegaManX series.
** As of now have gave up on playing X6 due to it being absolutely positively rancid with idiotic level design, idiotic Reploid placements and difficulty that is more about praying to the sun god than any semblence of skill. Made me skip X7 to play the more well put-together X8 I swear to god. Also playing BlazBlue Continuum Shift 2 on the 3DS.
* Imagining bizarre situations. For once, last night I imagined if [[TalesOfSymphoniaDawnofTheNewWorld Emil Castagnier]] got married to [[XMen Omega Red]], or if [[{{Naruto}} Sasori of the Red Sand]] became RoboCop, or if [[TheKingOfFighters Iori Yagami]] lead a fighting force that had [[StreetFighter Alex]], [[StarGladiator Hayato Kanzaki]], [[{{Touhou}} Hong Meiling]] and [[GuiltyGear Chipp Zanuff]] as part of theganggang. Or if Hakumen joined TheAvengers.
** As of now have gave up on playing X6 due to it being absolutely positively rancid with idiotic level design, idiotic Reploid placements and difficulty that is more about praying to the sun god than any semblence of skill. Made me skip X7 to play the more well put-together X8 I swear to god. Also playing BlazBlue Continuum Shift 2 on the 3DS.
* Imagining bizarre situations. For once, last night I imagined if [[TalesOfSymphoniaDawnofTheNewWorld Emil Castagnier]] got married to [[XMen Omega Red]], or if [[{{Naruto}} Sasori of the Red Sand]] became RoboCop, or if [[TheKingOfFighters Iori Yagami]] lead a fighting force that had [[StreetFighter Alex]], [[StarGladiator Hayato Kanzaki]], [[{{Touhou}} Hong Meiling]] and [[GuiltyGear Chipp Zanuff]] as part of the
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* {{Tsundere}}s. What is the hype about these spiteful, disgusting unlikeable bitches? And what utter DUMBFUCKS do [[NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji]], [[ZeroNoTsukaima Saito]] and [[ShakuganNoShana Yuji]] have to be in order to love these scum of the earth, let alone TOLERATE them? If I had the time and a gun I'd genocide the whole bally lot of them.
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* {{Tsundere}}s. What is the hype about these spiteful, disgusting unlikeable bitches? And what utter DUMBFUCKS do too unlikeable. They're either yes or they're no, not in between and it gets very old fast. Stinks then that most anime protagonists like [[NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji]], [[ZeroNoTsukaima Saito]] and [[ShakuganNoShana Yuji]] have to be in order to Apparently love them to bits even when they're being beaten up just for the crime of living. Especially the fans of these scum of the earth, let alone TOLERATE them? If I had the time and a gun I'd genocide the whole bally lot of them.people. Sheesh, some people's children.
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* Block{{whores}}. They make fights BLOODY BORING. what should have been ball bustingly great scraps turn into me spamming specials just to kill the fucker with chip damage. Its what almost ruined XMenChildrenOfTheAtom.
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* Block{{whores}}. They make fights BLOODY BORING.tedious and boring. what should have been ball bustingly great scraps turn into me spamming specials just to kill the fucker with chip damage. Its what almost ruined XMenChildrenOfTheAtom.
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* Anyone with selective dyslexia, especially kids on the DethroningMomentOfSuck who deliberately act like the "NO CONTESTING ENTRIES" rule is written in invisible Swahili by a German who translated it haphazardly from a lost dialect of Punjabi. Its black on white people for fucks sakes how do you miss that aside from your selective dyslexia where you deliberately become unable to read just to be able to use an excuse to break the rules. Do me a favour and fuck off.
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Proudly British troper with a mean streak that varies from time t time, sometimes I'm a right venomous prick, other times I'm tolerant of you.
One trope this troper suffers from:
DeadpanSnarker
*Very much so.
{{Jerkass}}
*Depends on your intelligence. If you're a smart man that [[ShownTheirWork shows your work]], you're worth time and money investing on. If you're [[TooDumbToLive not]]...well, just plain don't run into me.
PerverseSexualLust
*ANYTHING. WITH. BREASTS. And chocolate skin.
** I also have a man crush on WildTengu. He's the sexiest fighting game genius alive.
LetsPlay
*They're video type, since I lack an account needed to do Screenshot ones, my preferred type. I use annotations on Youtube instead so as not to auditorially aggrivate. I've got two under my belt so far
**[[{{Metroid}} Metroid Fusion]] (Also titled "[[BeingJohnMalkovich Being Adam Malkovich]]", wherein I take apart the colossal incompetence (and later corruption) of the Galactic Federation for their decision to house two obviously uncontrollable super bioweapons with minimal security or containment, is not a big fan of [[ThatOneBoss those two bosses]] Nettori and Yakuza and constantly refers to the SA-X as Alice (With a side mention of the moon from [[TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask Majora's Mask]] being called Brenda), as well as giving Samus a PerverseSexualLust for [[TalesOfSymphoniaDawnOfTheNewWorld Emil Castagnier]], with Richter Abend getting nothing more than hatred by the nines. I also despise Cyber-Adam's attitude and frequwently suggest the real Adam [[spoiler:choked to death on his own semen]], [[spoiler:At least until the end wherein he suggests something which gives me full respect for him]]
**[[{{Dragonball}} Dragonball Z]] [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames Legacy of Goku]], wherein I fire [[TakeThat Take Thats]] at the late Infogrames and their inability to program hit detection, I hate pterodactyls with all my guts, derailing quests in order to [[KillEmAll kill every last one of them]], Goku has an epic battle with a triceratops, fires a Kamehameha at a mountain, and near the end, the first signs of my [[PerverseSexualLust love]] for [[TalesOfPhantasia Mint Adnade]] begin to show. The last vid has a ClusterFBomb fired at every vice the game made me suffer through, with Frieza getting [[ThisIsSPARTA a particularly loud one]] directed at him. I also explain some of the canon, and lets not forget how I invoke the spirit of Richter Abend, [[FatalFury Geese Howard]] and [[ResidentEvil Albert Wesker]] in a bid to toughen the boat boy up.
One trope this troper suffers from:
DeadpanSnarker
*Very much so.
{{Jerkass}}
*Depends on your intelligence. If you're a smart man that [[ShownTheirWork shows your work]], you're worth time and money investing on. If you're [[TooDumbToLive not]]...well, just plain don't run into me.
PerverseSexualLust
*ANYTHING. WITH. BREASTS. And chocolate skin.
** I also have a man crush on WildTengu. He's the sexiest fighting game genius alive.
LetsPlay
*They're video type, since I lack an account needed to do Screenshot ones, my preferred type. I use annotations on Youtube instead so as not to auditorially aggrivate. I've got two under my belt so far
**[[{{Metroid}} Metroid Fusion]] (Also titled "[[BeingJohnMalkovich Being Adam Malkovich]]", wherein I take apart the colossal incompetence (and later corruption) of the Galactic Federation for their decision to house two obviously uncontrollable super bioweapons with minimal security or containment, is not a big fan of [[ThatOneBoss those two bosses]] Nettori and Yakuza and constantly refers to the SA-X as Alice (With a side mention of the moon from [[TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask Majora's Mask]] being called Brenda), as well as giving Samus a PerverseSexualLust for [[TalesOfSymphoniaDawnOfTheNewWorld Emil Castagnier]], with Richter Abend getting nothing more than hatred by the nines. I also despise Cyber-Adam's attitude and frequwently suggest the real Adam [[spoiler:choked to death on his own semen]], [[spoiler:At least until the end wherein he suggests something which gives me full respect for him]]
**[[{{Dragonball}} Dragonball Z]] [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames Legacy of Goku]], wherein I fire [[TakeThat Take Thats]] at the late Infogrames and their inability to program hit detection, I hate pterodactyls with all my guts, derailing quests in order to [[KillEmAll kill every last one of them]], Goku has an epic battle with a triceratops, fires a Kamehameha at a mountain, and near the end, the first signs of my [[PerverseSexualLust love]] for [[TalesOfPhantasia Mint Adnade]] begin to show. The last vid has a ClusterFBomb fired at every vice the game made me suffer through, with Frieza getting [[ThisIsSPARTA a particularly loud one]] directed at him. I also explain some of the canon, and lets not forget how I invoke the spirit of Richter Abend, [[FatalFury Geese Howard]] and [[ResidentEvil Albert Wesker]] in a bid to toughen the boat boy up.
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*DeadpanSnarker: Yeah. More or less
*{{Jerkass}}: Back then I used to hate anyone with
One trope this troper suffers from:
DeadpanSnarker
*Very much so.
{{Jerkass}}
*Depends on your
PerverseSexualLust
*ANYTHING. WITH. BREASTS. And chocolate skin.
**
LetsPlay
*They're video type, since I lack an account needed to
*LetsPlay: Video type. I
**[[{{Metroid}} Metroid Fusion]] (Also titled "[[BeingJohnMalkovich Being Adam Malkovich]]", wherein I take apart the colossal incompetence (and later corruption) of the Galactic Federation for their decision to house two obviously uncontrollable super bioweapons with minimal security or containment, is not a big fan of [[ThatOneBoss those two bosses]] Nettori and Yakuza and constantly refers to the SA-X as Alice (With a side mention of the moon from [[TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask Majora's Mask]] being called Brenda), as well as giving Samus a PerverseSexualLust for [[TalesOfSymphoniaDawnOfTheNewWorld Emil
**[[{{Dragonball}} Dragonball Z]] [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames Legacy of Goku]],
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** And now I have just finished my newest project: CastlevaniaAriaOfSorrow, alternatively titled "[[IncrediblyLamePun We're All Going On A Soma Holiday]]". I did not aim for 100% souls, as if I was I'd be doing this til the end of 2013. Notable changes Include:
*** Soma is now a depraved sexual assailant [[spoiler:and also a furry, though I did not intend that, nor do I approve of that]]
*** Soma is now a depraved sexual assailant [[spoiler:and also a furry, though I did not intend that, nor do I approve of that]]
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** And now I have just finished my newest project: CastlevaniaAriaOfSorrow, alternatively titled "[[IncrediblyLamePun We're All Going On A Soma Holiday]]". I did not aim for 100% souls, as if I was I'd be doing this til the end of 2013. Notable changes Include:
*** Soma is now a depraved sexual assailant [[spoiler:and also a furry, though I did not intend that, nor do I approve ofthat]]that]]. Fuck this gay internet.
*** Soma is now a depraved sexual assailant [[spoiler:and also a furry, though I did not intend that, nor do I approve of
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*** Genya Arikado/Alucard gets the nickname Aluarikadocard and seems quite Bauer-ish at first
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*** Genya Arikado/Alucard gets the nickname Aluarikadocard and seems quite Bauer-ish at firststarts off hostile.
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*** Death is a bit GenreSavvy and has an alternate job as Necro, [[GuiltyGear Dizzy]]'s left wing. this makes him very happy as he gets to grope her and she's too naive to do anything about it. He's also acquainted with other CV heroes and lament's Richter Belmont's sad fate: Having his first name stolen by [[TalesOfSymphoniaDawnOfTheNewWorld Richter Abend]]
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*** Death is a bit GenreSavvy and has an alternate job as Necro, [[GuiltyGear Dizzy]]'s left wing. this makes him very happy as he gets to grope her and she's too naive to do anything about it. He's also acquainted with other CV heroes and lament's Richter Belmont's sad fate: Having his first name stolen by [[TalesOfSymphoniaDawnOfTheNewWorld Richter Abend]]on a friendlier basis than you would think.
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** NEW PROJECT: CastlevaniaHarmonyofDissonance OR "Legend of Interior Decorate Juste". So far...
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** NEW PROJECT: CastlevaniaHarmonyofDissonance OR "Legend of Interior Decorate Juste". So far...Cancelled after a year of inactivity due to computer problems and how I fucking hate this game.
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** Oh and CastlevaniaChronicles OR "Simple Simon's 45th Castle Caper" as well, wherein Simon is a semi ArrogantKungFuGuy with keen insight, who is sent against his will to a castle of freakshows in denial. He nearly hurls during the vertical water ride in stage 2. And nearly hurls AGAIN when he sees the boss.
TournamentArc
*My MUGEN tournament, Game of Death, named after the BruceLee film of the same name. Quite like most, except it operates under a FireEmblem rule: If one fighter of a winning team got KOed, they aren't brought back. This was put into place to filter out the potentially broken fighters from the fair but fierce competitors, thus leading up to a finale that pleases everyone. Muteki and 9's stuff were banned due to their broke-ability. the tourney itself was hosted by [[FatalFury Geese Howard]], who represented a more gentler, but no less cheeky side of me. Later on, [[GuiltyGear Justice]] joined up late cos of traffic. She represents my more biting, venomous and compeltely gittish side that bites at anything and everything....except WildTengu. The tourney ended with Dishamonpow's team, Dish With a Fish, defeating WildTengu's T-Team. Dishamonpow had Robo-Ky by Ukege remaining and WT was down to Real Bout Terry by Mouser
TournamentArc
*My MUGEN tournament, Game of Death, named after the BruceLee film of the same name. Quite like most, except it operates under a FireEmblem rule: If one fighter of a winning team got KOed, they aren't brought back. This was put into place to filter out the potentially broken fighters from the fair but fierce competitors, thus leading up to a finale that pleases everyone. Muteki and 9's stuff were banned due to their broke-ability. the tourney itself was hosted by [[FatalFury Geese Howard]], who represented a more gentler, but no less cheeky side of me. Later on, [[GuiltyGear Justice]] joined up late cos of traffic. She represents my more biting, venomous and compeltely gittish side that bites at anything and everything....except WildTengu. The tourney ended with Dishamonpow's team, Dish With a Fish, defeating WildTengu's T-Team. Dishamonpow had Robo-Ky by Ukege remaining and WT was down to Real Bout Terry by Mouser
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** WhatCouldHaveBeen: If I struggled further, Evil Maxim would be a German EmoTeen and the Fire, Wind, Bolt and Summon books would be [[KingOfFighters Kyo Kusanagi]] (Who hated his horribly shit evil twin Kusanagi), [[SoulCalibur Talim]] who tried to get everyone to get along, a Pikachu and [[TalesOfSymphonia Sheena Fujibayashi]] respectively. Sheena would have been surprisingly normal.
** Oh and CastlevaniaChronicles OR "Simple Simon's 45th Castle Caper" as well, wherein Simon is a semi ArrogantKungFuGuy with keen insight, who is sent against his will to a castle of freakshows in denial. He nearly hurls during the vertical water ride in stage 2. And nearly hurls AGAIN when he sees theboss.
TournamentArc
*My MUGEN tournament, Game of Death, named after the BruceLee film of the same name. Quite like most, except it operates under a FireEmblem rule: If one fighter of a winning team got KOed, they aren't brought back. This was put into place to filter out the potentially broken fighters from the fair but fierce competitors, thus leading up to a finale that pleases everyone. Muteki and 9's stuff were bannedboss. Cancelled due to their broke-ability. the tourney itself was hosted by [[FatalFury Geese Howard]], who represented a more gentler, but no less cheeky side of me. Later on, [[GuiltyGear Justice]] joined up late cos of traffic. She represents my more biting, venomous and compeltely gittish side that bites at anything and everything....except WildTengu. The tourney ended inactivity.
** Ongoing: MetroidZeroMission. Less jokes this time, withDishamonpow's team, Dish With Samus being relatively similar. Kraid is a Fish, defeating WildTengu's T-Team. Dishamonpow had Robo-Ky by Ukege remaining and WT was down to Real Bout Terry by Mouser
cut glass high class fellow who seeks death, I hate Adam because of OtherM, amongst others. There are two Catchphrases though.
*** "This game's handing them out like sweets." When I get another Missile Tank as the game really does place a lot of them within reach.
*** "I'm a Zero Mission mastah" either when I pull off a rather cool feat sometimes before I make a a right tit of myself.
** Oh and CastlevaniaChronicles OR "Simple Simon's 45th Castle Caper" as well, wherein Simon is a semi ArrogantKungFuGuy with keen insight, who is sent against his will to a castle of freakshows in denial. He nearly hurls during the vertical water ride in stage 2. And nearly hurls AGAIN when he sees the
TournamentArc
*My MUGEN tournament, Game of Death, named after the BruceLee film of the same name. Quite like most, except it operates under a FireEmblem rule: If one fighter of a winning team got KOed, they aren't brought back. This was put into place to filter out the potentially broken fighters from the fair but fierce competitors, thus leading up to a finale that pleases everyone. Muteki and 9's stuff were banned
** Ongoing: MetroidZeroMission. Less jokes this time, with
*** "This game's handing them out like sweets." When I get another Missile Tank as the game really does place a lot of them within reach.
*** "I'm a Zero Mission mastah" either when I pull off a rather cool feat sometimes before I make a a right tit of myself.
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*{{MUGEN}}: depending on who you ask I've either contributed or mindlessly fanboy-ed there.
*wiping out general stupidity within the site
*wiping out general stupidity within the site
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*wiping out general stupidity within the site
**TowerOfHeaven
**EarnestEvans
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*{{MUGEN}}. Its bloody amazing what fights it can cook up, when done rightly, of course
*SNK fighting games. Notably TheKingOfFighters and FatalFury
*[[XMen X-Men: Children Of The Atom]]. If only the AI didn't blockwhore SO MUCH.
*GuiltyGear. I main Johnny and Ky. I use Justice if I wanna troll people.
*TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask
*weeding out general stupidity
*making MUGEN soundpacks, palletes and state alteration patches that go unnoticed all of the time
*Watching dumb shit on Youtube
*SNK fighting games. Notably TheKingOfFighters and FatalFury
*[[XMen X-Men: Children Of The Atom]]. If only the AI didn't blockwhore SO MUCH.
*GuiltyGear. I main Johnny and Ky. I use Justice if I wanna troll people.
*TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask
*weeding out general stupidity
*making MUGEN soundpacks, palletes and state alteration patches that go unnoticed all of the time
*Watching dumb shit on Youtube
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*SNK fighting games. Notably TheKingOfFighters
*[[XMen X-Men: Children Of The Atom]]. If only
*GuiltyGear. I main Johnny and Ky. I use Justice if I wanna troll people.
*TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask
*weeding out general stupidity
*making MUGEN soundpacks, palletes and state alteration patches that go unnoticed all of the time
*Watching dumb shit on Youtube
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*Being a defense attorney for unpopular people. I did it with Litchi Faye-Ling on the forums once. Like so:
-->'''[[{{Blackadder}} George]]''': Sir, you have heard all the evidence presented before you today, but in the end, it is up to the conscience of your hearts to decide. And I firmly believe that, like me, you will conclude that (insert TheScrappy here), is infact, totally and utterly guilty.
-->''Sits down, proud of himself. Scrappy turns over slip of paper. George stands up again.''
-->'''George''': ...of nothing more than trying to do his/her/its duty under difficult circumstances.
-->'''[[{{Blackadder}} George]]''': Sir, you have heard all the evidence presented before you today, but in the end, it is up to the conscience of your hearts to decide. And I firmly believe that, like me, you will conclude that (insert TheScrappy here), is infact, totally and utterly guilty.
-->''Sits down, proud of himself. Scrappy turns over slip of paper. George stands up again.''
-->'''George''': ...of nothing more than trying to do his/her/its duty under difficult circumstances.
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*{{Tsundere}}s. What is the hype about these spiteful, disgusting unlikeable bitches? And what utter DUMBFUCKS do [[NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji]], [[ZeroNoTsukaima Saito]] and [[ShakuganNoShana Yuji]] have to be in order to love these scum of the earth, let alone TOLERATE them? If I had the time and a nuke or KillSat I'd genocide the whole bally lot of them.
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*{{Tsundere}}s. What is the hype about these spiteful, disgusting unlikeable bitches? And what utter DUMBFUCKS do [[NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji]], [[ZeroNoTsukaima Saito]] and [[ShakuganNoShana Yuji]] have to be in order to love these scum of the earth, let alone TOLERATE them? If I had the time and a nuke or KillSat gun I'd genocide the whole bally lot of them.
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*Block{{whores}}. They make fights BLOODY BORING. what should have been ball bustingly great scraps turn into me spamming specials just to kill the fucker with chip damage. Its one of the reasons I have against X-Men: COTA.
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*Block{{whores}}. They make fights BLOODY BORING. what should have been ball bustingly great scraps turn into me spamming specials just to kill the fucker with chip damage. Its one of the reasons I have against X-Men: COTA.what almost ruined XMenChildrenOfTheAtom.
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*Muteki's GuiltyGear characters. they're pretty much broken and completely not viable for standard competition.
*9's MeltyBlood stuff less so. at least he acknowledged their flaws by the release of a "fix patch" alone.
** AND he is actually improving, if only bit by bit. So I don't hate 9 as much as I used to. he still has a ways to go, mind.
*9's MeltyBlood stuff less so. at least he acknowledged their flaws by the release of a "fix patch" alone.
** AND he is actually improving, if only bit by bit. So I don't hate 9 as much as I used to. he still has a ways to go, mind.
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*9's MeltyBlood stuff less so. at least he acknowledged their flaws by the release of a "fix patch" alone.
** AND he is actually improving, if only bit by bit. So I don't hate 9 as much as I used to. he still has a ways to go, mind.