History Tropers / Kriegsmesser

* DidYouJustRomanceCthulhu (Indirectly, via DarthWiki/TropesThatWIllNeverHappen.)

A [[DarthWiki/ProjectKrieg wri]][[DarthWiki/SleepCycle ter]], [[http://samumansed.wordpress.com/ poet]], ChivalrousPervert, BunnyEarsLawyer, and [[DysfunctionJunction an emotional mindfield]].

* ''DarthWiki/ProjectKrieg''

* ''DarthWiki/SleepCycle''

* TrademarkFavoriteFood (Pineapple, steak, Dr. Pepper)

A [[DarthWiki/ProjectKrieg wri]][[DarthWiki/SleepCycle ter]], [[http://samumansed.wordpress.com/ poet]], ChivalrousPervert, BrilliantButLazy BunnyEarsLawyer, and [[DysfunctionJunction an emotional mindfield]].

* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/discussion.php?id=04j38djp764dkxde10bchwst Air-Aided Acrobatics]]

* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/discussion.php?id=04j38djp764dkxde10bchwst Tailwind Jump]]

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* [[AWinnerIsYou A Winner]] [[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/OrbWarriors/TV%20Tropes/AWinnerIsYou.jpg Is You]]
* [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Department of]] [[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/OrbWarriors/TV%20Tropes/RedundantRedundancy.jpg Redundancy Department]]
* [[StayingAlive Staying]] [[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/OrbWarriors/TV%20Tropes/StayingAlive.jpg Alive]]
* [[BossInMookClothing Boss In]] [[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/OrbWarriors/TV%20Tropes/BossInMookClothing.jpg Mook Clothing]]
* [[ClusterFBomb Cluster]] [[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/OrbWarriors/TV%20Tropes/ClusterFBomb.jpg F Bomb]]
** [[GoshDangItToHeck Gosh Dang]] [[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/OrbWarriors/TV%20Tropes/GoshDangittoHeck.jpg It To Heck]]
* [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Department of]] [[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/OrbWarriors/TV%20Tropes/RedundantRedundancy.jpg Redundancy Department]]
* [[StrawmanPolitical Strawman]] [[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/OrbWarriors/TV%20Tropes/StrawmanPolitical.jpg Political]]
* [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Department of]] [[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/OrbWarriors/TV%20Tropes/RedundantRedundancy.jpg Redundancy Department]]
* [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks They Changed It]] [[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/OrbWarriors/TV%20Tropes/TheyChangedIt.jpg Now It Sucks]]
* [[{{Unfunny}} Un]][[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/OrbWarriors/TV%20Tropes/Unfunny.jpg funny]]
* [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Department of]] [[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/OrbWarriors/TV%20Tropes/RedundantRedundancy.jpg Redundancy Department]]
* [[RandomNumberGod Random]] [[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/OrbWarriors/TV%20Tropes/RandomNumberGod.jpg Number God]]
** [[{{Nethack}} Gnome]] [[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/OrbWarriors/TV%20Tropes/GWTWOD.jpg With The Wand Of Death]][[/folder]]

[[folder:Trope MTG Cards]]* [[AWinnerIsYou A Winner]] [[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/OrbWarriors/TV%20Tropes/AWinnerIsYou.jpg Is You]]

This troper provides examples of:

* YuriFanboy

[[FollowTheLeader Stealing the idea from another troper]], I made a few TVTropes cards.

Responsible for:

* ''UrbanDead''

* [[AWinnerIsYou A Winner]] [[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/OrbWarriors/TV%20Tropes/AWinnerIsYou.jpg Is You]]

** [[{{Nethack}} Gnome]] [[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/OrbWarriors/TV%20Tropes/GWTWOD.jpg With The Wand Of Death]]

* DontYouDarePityMe ([[strike:At least partially an act.]] Shut up, it's complicated.)

* SerialTweaker (I at least [[strike:make]] made my tweaks minor edits...)

* WikiWalk (My train of thought.)

* CatchPhrase ([[TheWonka "Normal Is Boring"]])

* CatchPhrase (Typical greeting: "How is?")

A [[DarthWiki/ProjectKrieg wri]][[DarthWiki/SleepCycle ter]], [[http://samumansed.wordpress.com/ poet]], self-proclaimed ChivalrousPervert, BrilliantButLazy BunnyEarsLawyer, and [[DysfunctionJunction an emotional mindfield]].

* [[{{Kriegsmesser}} Krieg]][[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/OrbWarriors/TV%20Tropes/Kriegsmesser.jpg smesser]]

A [[DarthWiki/ProjectKrieg wri]][[DarthWiki/SleepCycle ter]], [[http://samumansed.wordpress.com/ poet]], self-proclaimed ChivalrousPervert, BrilliantButLazy BunnyEarsLawyer, and [[DysfunctionJunction an emotional mindfield]]. There is a message space at the bottom of the page, if you wanna skip all the ShamelessSelfPromotion.

Continuing my trend of [[FollowTheLeader cribbing other people's ideas]], I've decided to leave a space where people can leave messages, etc. Contact information is as follows.
* E-Mail: josephaaronheller@gmail.com
* MSN: joystickhero@live.com
* Yahoo: joegarvilov
* AIM: puddingwastaken
* IRC: Krieg on [[TroperIRCChannel EsperNet]]
** Joy on [[SurvivalOfTheFittest irc.sixlabrats.com]], BraveDevil on RizonNet.
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This troper provides ''notable'' examples of:
* BigEater (Sometimes.)

* BrilliantButLazy (I know it's a waste of potential, StopHelpingMe.)
* BunnyEarsLawyer (I'm a walking dictionary, a useless fact repository, and quite a few other unusual things. Just keep scrolling down.)

* CrossPlayer (I play male and female characters.)

* LeftFielder (My dorm room has a slanted roof.)

* NightmareFetishist (I deal with fear and violence the same way. If I desensitize myself to it now, then when there is an actual emergency, I will still be able to act effectively.)

** The quotes at the top are all from me, and they're right there in the open because I'm trying to get myself quoted.
* SlidingScaleOfIdealismVersusCynicism (The HeelFaceRevolvingDoor equivalent, really.)

''[[IndyPloy Sufficient improvisation is]] [[XanatosSpeedChess indistinguishable from]] [[XanatosGambit planning.]]''

* {{But What About The Astronauts}}? (Didn't suggest it, just launched it.)

''[[FollowTheLeader Unquestioned conformity]]'' ''is'' ''[[TheDitz unquestionable stupidity.]]''

''[[GodsNeedPrayerBadly God can do whatever Man attributes to him.]]''

''[[AwesomeButImpractical Normal]] [[BunnyEarsLawyer is]] [[TheWonka boring]].''

A [[DarthWiki/ProjectKrieg wri]][[DarthWiki/SleepCycle ter]], [[http://samumansed.wordpress.com/ poet]], self-proclaimed ChivalrousPervert, BrilliantButLazy BunnyEarsLawyer, and [[DysfunctionJunction an emotional mindfield]]. Can be a bit of a JerkAss, rarely intentionally. Came to TVTropes through a link on a forum, [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife and was instantly addicted]]. There is a message space at the bottom of the page, if you wanna skip all the ShamelessSelfPromotion.

This troper provides examples of:
* AnythingThatMoves
* BerserkButton (Oppression and, tangentially related, MoralGuardians and {{Bowdlerization}}.)

* CakeEater (I've always had a thing for emotionally mature women. That usually means women who are older than I am.)

** "What's up?" [[MathematiciansAnswer "The opposite of down."/"Anything above eye level."/"Ceiling, last time I checked, why?"]]
*** [[SarcasmMode Glee.]]
*** "[[GoodNewsBadNews I have good news, bad news]], and [very specific description] news.

* CloudCuckoolander (Actually more of TheWonka, see below.)

* CrowningMomentOfAwesome (SAT Test. First time. Math Score: 710 That put me in the 95th percentile. For every twenty people who took that test, ''I scored higher than 19 of them''.)
* CuriousAsAMonkey (In my youth. It still comes back in shades.)

* FanOfUnderdog (My favorite football team? ''Detroit Lions''.)
* FetishFuel (I'm a tall, lithe, artistic young man, as opposed to the TestosteronePoisoning-levels of "manliness" that are typically considered attractive. This can be a very good thing, [[OrSoIHeard or so I'm told]].)
* GeekyTurnOn (Hoooooooo boy.)
* {{GIRL}} (An effect of playing female charries in [=RPs=].)
* GratuitousJapanese (A [[RantInducingSlight pet peeve]] of mine.)
* HollywoodAtheist ([[AvertedTrope Averted,]] I like to think. My reasons for not believing in a deity are wide and varied.)
* HotBlooded ([[WrongGenreSavvy Always at the most ridiculous and inopportune times.]])
* IceCreamKoan (My mind does not work the same way as most people's, and when I forget that, I tend to confuse people with my explanations, so what for me can be a perfectly logical analogy can be utter nonsense to a normal person.)

* InsufferableGenius (See JerkAss, below. )
* JerkAss ([[strike:Never]]Rarely on purpose.)
* JustOneMoreLevel (Way too many things to list.)

* LetsGetDangerous (Insert WorldOfCardboardSpeech here.)
* LiteralMinded / MathematiciansAnswer (Almost always intentionally.)

* ParanoiaGambit (If you're every alone, and think you're being watched, try saying "I know you're there" out loud. Either you're ProperlyParanoid, or [[MindScrew no one's around to hear that you're wrong]].)
** [[http://xkcd.com/525/ Nice to know I'm not the only one who does it.]]

* SarcasticClapping

* ShamelessSelfPromoter ([[{{Kriegsmesser}} This troper...]])

* [[SoOkayItsAverage So Okay It's Average]] (If the "[[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/relatedsearch.php?term=Main/Kriegsmesser related pages]]" link is to be believed.)

* StealthInsult (Why I love ''[[{{Shakespeare}} Hamlet]]''.)

* UnusualEuphemism (Fsck!)

* [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotPolitical What Do You Mean, It's Not Political]]? (Again, thanks to "[[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/relatedsearch.php?term=Main/Kriegsmesser related pages]]". ...and, admittedly, a fair assessment.
* WhatMeasureIsANonHuman (I am of the opinion that any creature capable of higher level thinking should be considered "human" for the purpose of having rights. If we were able to verbally communicate with them, I'd even have a line that would mark what designates "higher thinking": [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metacognition Metacognition]].)

* TheWonka (For the most part, I'm usually aware of how social convention is supposed to work. I tend not to care, though.)
* WrongGenreSavvy (I'd make a great SmartGuy!CloudCuckoolander in a {{Shonen}} anime.)

[[BlatantLies A few]] of my favorite games:
* ''AdvanceWars: Dual Strike''
* ''BatmanArkhamAsylum''
* ''ChronoTrigger''
* ''CityOfHeroes'' (Recently got into it.) [[strike:And back out.]]
** I apparently have a love-hate relationship with this game.
* ''{{Civilization}} 4''
* ''ComixZone'' (Still can't quite beat Mortus!)
* ''CriticalMass''
* ''DonkeyKongCountry'' ''[[SurprisinglyImprovedSequel 2: Diddy's Kong Quest]]''
* ''{{DOOM}}'' Series
* ''{{DOOM}}'' ''RogueLike''
* ''DungeonKeeper II''
** ''EvilGenius''
* ''DwarfFortress''
* ''{{Fable}}: The Lost Chapters''
* ''{{Fallout}} 3''
* ''FrontMission'' ''[[UpdatedRerelease 1st]]''
* ''HalfLife 2''
* ''TheHidden''
* ''JetForceGemini''
* ''IWannaBeTheGuy'' (Beaten it on Hard, still don't have all 6 secret items.)
* ''{{Kirby}}:'' ''[[UpdatedRerelease Nightmare in Dreamland]]''
** Meta-Knightmare in 00:47:58
* ''KillingFloor''
* ''KnightsOfTheOldRepublic''
* ''TheLegendOfZelda''
** ''Ocarina of Time''
** ''Majora's Mask''
** ''Wind Waker''
** ''Four Swords Adventures''
** ''Twilight Princess''
* ''[[BattleTech MechWarrior]]'' ''4: Vengeance''
** ''[[BattleTech MechWarrior]]'' ''4:'' ''[[ExpansionPack Black Knight]]''
*** ''[[BattleTech MechWarrior]]'' ''4:'' ''Mercenaries''
* ''MegaManX''
* ''{{Painkiller}}''
* ''[{{Prototype}}]''
* ''RobotArena 2''
* ''SilentHill 2''
* ''{{Spelunky}}''
* ''[[SuperMarioBros Super Mario]]''
** ''Land 2''
** ''World''
** ''New SMB''
* ''SurvivalCrisisZ''
* ''TeamFortressTwo''
* ''UrbanDead'' (Harmanz! Ahbrahz Barhah!)

A few of my favorite series:
* ''AvatarTheLastAirbender'''
* ''Ctrl-Alt-Delete'' (The humor, at least.)
* ''{{Freakazoid}}'' (I'm not going to let anyone trick me into saying CandleJack, eit
* ''{{Goblins}}''
* ''LawAndOrder''
* ''MythBusters''
* ''OrderOfTheStick''/''Erf World''
* ''PennyArcade''
* ''QuestionableContent''
* ''[[NeedsMoreLove Shura no Toki]]''
* ''WhoseLineIsItAnyway''
* ''{{XKCD}}''

TVTropes introduced me to the following (Partial list):
* ''Diesel Sweeties''
* ''DwarfFortress'' ({{Winterwyn}} did, specifically.)
* ''[[{{Retraux}} Gang]]'' ''[[TeamFortress2 Garrison 2]]''
* ''GaoGaiGar''
* ''{{Garfield}}'' ''[[DadaComics Minus]]'' ''[[GarfieldMinusGarfield Garfield]]''
* ''{{Haloid}}''
* ''TheHidden''
* ''MassEffect''
* ''[[EliteBeatAgents Osu!]]''
* ''QuestionableContent''
* ''RobotArena''
* ''ROMCheckFail''
* ''SamuraiSentaiShinkenger''
* ''{{Spelunky}}''
* ''SurvivalCrisisZ''
* ''TengenToppaGurrenLagann''
* ''{{Toribash}}''

* E-Mail: joystickhero@live.com

A [[DarthWiki/ProjectKrieg wri]][[DarthWiki/SleepCycle ter]], [[http://samumansed.wordpress.com/ poet]], self-proclaimed ChivalrousPervert, BrilliantButLazy BunnyEarsLawyer, and [[DysfunctionJunction an emotional mindfield]]. Can be a bit of a JerkAss, rarely intentionally. Came to TVTropes through a link on a forum, [[TheTetrisEffect and was instantly addicted]]. There is a message space at the bottom of the page, if you wanna skip all the ShamelessSelfPromotion.

*TheTetrisEffect (Way too many things to list.)