History Tropers / Gizbit99

[[{{Tropers/Gizbit99}} Gizbit99]] is a very lazy-type person-thing.

Apparently, he is [[TheBigBangTheory Sheldon]], except with glasses and a sense of sarcasm.

!!Tropes applicable to this whatsit:
* AfraidOfNeedles: Justified; he's allergic to most vaccines.
* ApologisesALot
* AspergerSyndrome: No, he's not one of those all-too-common internet folk who self-diagnose with this. He was diagnosed by an actual doctor.
* AttentionDeficitOohShiny: While he doesn't actually have ADD, he shows a few symptoms of it. Well, maybe just the trope naming one. He also has a tendency to hyperfocus, but unfortunately, it's generally only [[TvTropesWillRuinYourLife one thing...]]
* {{Bookworm}}
* BoredWithInsanity: When he learned he had Asperger's Syndrome, all that got through to him was "you have a mental condition: that means you're crazy." So he was. At least until he realized that was stupid.
* BrilliantButLazy
* CanadaEh?
* CatchPhrase: [[DefensiveWhat "What?"]]
** [[FlatWhat "What."]]
*** "Pfff, I dunno."
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Formerly.
* FleetingPassionateHobbies
* FriendToAllChildren
* GigglingVillain: Not a villain. But apparently his laugh gives this impression.
* GrammarNazi
* JokeCharacter: If life were a video game, this is what he'd be.
* {{Kuudere}}: Male example.
* {{Metaphorgotten}}: Flip-flopped. Generally he's good with them, but other times Asperger's kicks in and he kinds forgets where he was going with it in the first place, which now that I think of it is the description for Metaphorgotten in the first place so I really didn't need to type that out.
* MoodSwinger: Bordering on SplitPersonality
* MoreDakka: Quite possibly one of his favourite tropes of all.
* NinjaEditor: The non-malicious variety.
* OnlySaneMan: When a guy like ''this'' is the sane one, you have a problem.
* {{Railroading}} KillerGameMaster: Needless to say, nobody lets me host role-playing games anymore.
* RidiculousProcrastinator: He added this entry rather than continue working on a half-finished essay due the next day with only a few hours remaining until he has to leave somewhere.
* SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud: Picked up the habit early and must now try ''very'' hard not to do it when not supossed to.
* SerialTweaker: He's really quick on the "save" button. Force of habit- he's working on it though.
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness
* SmallNameBigEgo: Struggles very hard with averting this.
** When KirbyVsTheSqueaks was still around, this trope was in full force.
* ShuttingUpNow: He has a tendency to ramble. He usually says something to this effect when he catches himself.
* StoicSpectacles
* SurroundedByIdiots
* TeamSwitzerland: Towards a lot of things. For instance: he owns a PC with some games on it, a Wii, and a Playstation 3, and regularly plays his cousin's Xbox.
* TrademarkFavouriteFood: Salt and Vinegar flavoured Lays (they're the only brand that really tastes good) and '''CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!'''
* TriggerHappy: Makes Team Fortress 2 pretty difficult.
* TvTropesWillRuinYourLife: OH HECK YES.
* VerbalTic: Tends to exhale sharply after finishing most sentences. Also he hisses a lot.
* WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes: This Troper is by far the wimpiest person he knows. He has extreme fear of death, and anything that could potentially cause it, including sharp objects, spiders, large insects in general, sharp objects, heights, ''not being alone in the dark,'' dogs, and spiders. Among other things. The other day, he passed out in class while learning about knife safety when the teacher mentioned offhand that the knife he was about to hand the class was as sharp as what surgeons use.

Gizbit is also the author of InsertWittyTitleHere and KirbyVsTheSqueaks.

!!Just realized that nobody will actually post here unless I specifically tell them to do so.
Which I just did.
[[spoiler: Dangit, I slipped into first person!]]

You mean like this? ~[[Tropers/CapedLuigisYoshi CapedLuigisYoshi]]

Yep, exactly. ~Gizbit99

Then [[strike: VANDALISM]] [[strike: TRAFFIK LITES]] helloz. ~Tropers/CapedLuigisYoshi
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In a nutshell, he is [[TheBigBangTheory Sheldon]], except with glasses and a sense of sarcasm.

Also started the Anime/PowerStone Anime page.

I doubt I'm ever going to get around to making my bio.

*** "Pfff, I dunno".

*** Pfff, I dunno.

* BoredWithInsanity: When he learned he had Aspberger's Syndrome, all that got through to him was "you have a mental condition: that means you're crazy." So he was. At least until he realized that was stupid.

* CatchPhrase: Appears to have adopted "Of course [pronoun] would" when something utterly predictable and/or stupid happens.
** Also "Stupid, stupid [not Rat Creatures]."

* SurroundedByIdiots: When a guy like ''this'' is the sane one, you have a problem.