History Tropers / Eternalnoob

->''"...Oh, noob. How you amuse me so."''
-->-- '''@/{{Litemi}}'''


Guess who?

Once apon a time, there was a fat, genre savvy 12 year old with a normal boring life. Then, one of his friends recommended TV Tropes, a website that cited the conventions other works used. The result was... not that different, really. He just ended up opening more tabs, is all.

If those big, light blue, and bolded letters, right above the quote didn't give you any signals, that kid was the Eternal Noob; or as I like to call him, me. You can call me Sprinkles, Eternal, or Catpoo. Either three will do! Or make your own nickname. That works.

I'll be completely honest with you, my dear reader; I can be a bit bitter, and insensitive at times, and worst of all, I love shitty, awkward Similies and metaphors. Rest assured, I wouldn't bite on purpose. I think. Maybe?

Just in case I fuck up, big time, I have a spare account in the form of @/{{mrsunshinesprinkles}}.


[[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Mineooooh_6828.jpg Pictured: A bright, handsome, dark, and tall young man]] who is most definitely not me. for reals


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[[folder:This bro is 100% pure...]]

This. There's really not a lot to me.

* AspergersSyndrome
* ButtMonkey: Subverted. While misfortune can strike me from time to time, the good in my life simply outweighs the bad.
* DeadpanSnarker: I love me some snark.
* GuiltyPleasures: To be completely honest, I'm not that picky. That being said, some of the stuff I enjoy makes me ashamed of myself.
* NoseBleed: Happens often.
* OldShame: When I look back at the things I've done and said in the past, I just want to slap myself so hard. In particular, my first few months on this site are ones I will never forget, though desperately want to. I was insensitive, and forceful, and, in a glorious chain of fuck ups, alienated two of my closer friends here. The people on this site helped me grow, and move on, which is something I am grateful for.
* SelfDeprecation: It keeps me grounded.

Like I said...Not a lot.

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!!What I like:

[[folder:Favorite Animation/Comics ]]
* FullmetalAlchemist (Both series)
** My personal favorite anime/manga ever. Also, one of the first series I ever watched. Though the manga is better...
* CardCaptorSakura
** No really...
* Manga/TheWorldGodOnlyKnows
* DeathNote
** A well thought out, meticulously planned dick waving competition. Forget about analyzing its themes and symbolism, and just enjoy the jerk vs dick battle of wits.
* DragonBall
** A good old tale about friendship, fighting, adventure, and ki blasts.
* HaruhiSuzumiya
** (I now know where I can get the books) Mind boggling, intriguing, and surprising
* GakuenAlice
** THEREISAIDIT
* SeitokaiYakuindomo
** defies any kind of modesty there is
* DetectiveConan
** This is the first anime I ever got hooked on.
* SamuraiChamploo: Ironically enough, I love Champloo, but I haven't even ''glanced'' at CowboyBebop...
* CaptainTsubasa
** Followed by this one...
* RurouniKenshin
** See DragonBall for my opinion on this one. Well, minus the ki blasts
* FateStayNight- I was attached to the Studio Deen anime, way back when, so this is more of sentimental value. Yes, I was easily impressed back then...
* MiraiNikki: Same reasons I love Death Note, plus, like it or not, Yuno Gasai is extremely memorable.
* YuYuHakusho
* ChibiMarukoChan
* GeGeGeNoKitaro
* JojosBizarreAdventure: Parts II, V, and IV: Over the top, action packed, and filled with memorable characters.
** Part VII deserves special mention: The two leads are some of my favorite characters in manga, the insanity of the series is still intact, the intrigue and the intense action will keep you on the edge of your seat, and in both the classical and internetz meaning, it really is epic.
* PowerpuffGirls
* PhineasAndFerb
* SpongebobSquarepants 1-3
* FairlyOddParents
* RockosModernLife
* '''CourageTheCowardlyDog'''
* Anything made by WaltDisney, ChuckJones, and {{Hanna-Barbera}} (Last one's more out of admiration, rather than actual quality)
* DextersLaboratory
* PokemonSpecial
* {{Rugrats}}
* TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy
* {{Spiderman}}
* BatMan
* CalvinAndHobbes
* {{Asterix}}
* AdventureTime: Random humor, with surprising attention to detail put in world building and continuity.
* TheSpectacularSpiderman: An amazing show that reminded us of why we love Spiderman. Too bad it ended too soon.
* '{{Gargoyles}}
* Manga/{{Beelzebub}}
* ComicBook/{{Watchmen}}
* TheAmazingWorldOfGumball
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[[folder: Favorite Video Games ]]
* SuperMarioBros My personal favorite series of all time
** SuperMarioGalaxy in particular is my favorite game ever. Yes, even more than 3 and Galaxy 2.
* The [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} Portal]] games
** Creative, funny, haunting. Both of em.
* VideoGame/TeamFortress2
** Crazy shooting blasty multiplayer fun
* VideoGame/{{Fallout}} 1,2, and 3.
** The series that redefined the RPG. Yes, a ''13 year old'' has played the entire trilogy. My favorite in the series has to be 2, for being such a huge improvement from one, and although polarizing, has a sense of humor I can't help but love. [[strike:Goddamn that was written cutely. :3]]
** New Vegas is in a close second.
* ''{{Pokemon}}''
** Holy crap, Nostalgia: the series. What is there to HATE about Pokemon.
* ''{{Megaman}}'' and ''{{Megaman X}}''
** THE 2D SHOOTING SIDESCROLLING KING. Especially 2 and the first X
* ''{{Castlevania}}''
** I am one of the few that prefers the classic series, compared to the MetroidVania ones, despite difficulty as forgiving as a mobster, on a bad day.
* Fancy Pants Adventures
** It's a great flash game. PLAY IT NOW. ESPECIALLY 2.
* {{Punch Out}}
** Both Wii and NES are the most awesome arcade style boxers ever. Also, fukkin hard. I literally gave up on Tyson, and a fighter I forgot in Title Defense.
* DynastyWarriors: I've only played 5 for the PSP, but I don't care. Mindless plowing through a thousand enemies really brightens up a Sunday Morning, let me tell you.
* Every Ed Mcmillen game I've played so far. TimeFcuk, ''SuperMeatBoy'', Aether, ''TheBindingOfIsaac'', and the like.
* KidIcarusUprising: Either you totally love it, or despise it, and even though it took a bit of getting used to, to me, this game's pure fun.
* HotlineMiami: Satisfies my itch for blood and guts, as well as challenge.
* BatmanArkhamCity
* MiamiShark: It's a very short flash game, and you'll probably only replay it a couple of times, but brevity and repetition aside, I have never felt so much joy than those ten minutes I spent playing this and the rest of the series.
* VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines
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[[folder: Awesome Films ]]
* Say what you will about the stories, but even at its most lackluster, The DisneyAnimatedCanon always provides creative spins of classic tales, and visual delights.
** '''ThePrincessAndTheFrog'''
** WreckItRalph: Not only is it a great, emotional story, 'tis just...an incredibly satisfying watch, especially if you are a fan of video games.
* KungFuPanda and 2
* ''{{Pixar}}'' movies
** ToyStory
** The Incredibles
** MonstersInc
** Everything else
* The SamRaimi Spiderman films'
* ''{{Taken}}'': Liam Neeson vs The French
* BackToTheFuture: Rather shocking, no?
* HarryPotter movies
* {{Shrek}}, for the most part
* PrinceOfEgypt: Dreamworks Animated's greatest film.
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[[folder: Nice Books]]
* ''{{Holes}}''
* TheGiver
* Any kind of book that has the word "history" in it.
* TheCallOfTheWild
* ThePhantomOfTheOpera

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[[folder: Laugh your heart out Web Originals]]

* {{Smosh}}: Funny and nonsensical.
* {{Chuggaaconroy}}: The best LPer of all time. Really knows a game inside out, before [=LPing=] it.
* ZeroPunctuation: Cynical, honest, and [=LOL=].
* BrokenSaints
* {{Xin}}-
* ThereSheIs
* Gigguk: An anime reviewer. Needs more love, to me at least.
* Uprgade Complete
* HarryPartridge
* [[JokingMode Videos where people get hurt]]
* Egoraptor
* ThatGuyWithTheGlasses: One of the billions of fans on the site, though really, these days I only follow JesuOtaku and ToddInTheShadows
* PennyArcade
* SuperEffective: I actually prefer it to VG Cats.
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[[folder: My RPG Skillset]]
* Got This Idea from Mokona Zero, and decided that I wanted to do it too.
!!'''Eternal Noob's stats:'''
* '''Lvl:''' 15
* '''HP:''' 90/90 (Currently)
* '''Class:''' Load
* '''Physical Attack:''' 140/200
* '''Physical Defense:''' 100/200
* '''Magic Attack:''' 45/200
* '''Magical Defense:''' 20/200
* '''Speed:''' 30/200
* '''Elemental Affinity:''' Lightning (It is fast, and makes running away easier)/Water
* '''Social Skills:''' 150/200
* '''Default Weapon:''' Butter Knife
* '''Possible Weapons:''' Broken Bottle, Plastic Bag, Fists
* '''Default Shield:''' [[DirtyCoward The bodies of fallen party members]]
* '''Willpower:''' -10/200
!!Eternal Noob's status effects
* ''"Apathy"'': The target becomes disinterested with everything in general. Vulnerable for 5 turns.
* ''"Tears"'': Eternal Noob's tears flood the battle field for 4 turns, once his health reaches 10%. 25% percent chance of slipping for everyone, including part members.
!!Eternal Noob's Spells/Special Attacks/Cheap Tricks
* '''"A Pony"''': Eternal Noob points and shouts "A PONY". Everyone is distracted for a turn, including party members.
* '''"Your Mom"''' Eternal Noob makes a Dirty Joke. The weight/Humor Of the joke all depends on chance.
** '''Humor Rating 1''': No One Is Affected
** '''HR 2''': Everyone wets their pants laughing. -1 damage for 9 turns.
** '''HR 3''': Joke hurts everyone's feelings, including party members, and Eternal Noob Himself. -15 damage for everyone, for 5 turns.
* '''"THE NUTS!!!"''': Eternal Noob advises all party members to hit them in the sensitives. +17 Critical Chance for the rest of the battle, [[TooAwesomeToUse But Noob faints, due to herniating his lungs]].
** If a character possesses at least 100 guts, or 150 Sadism, he may throw herniated lungs at enemies. The effects are either:
*** '''KABEWM''': The lungs explode, damaging all enemies.
*** '''...Ugh''': Enemies without 160 Guts will be afflicted with "disgust".
* '''Make Love, Not War''': Noob attempts to solve things peacefully. 1% chance of enemy peacefully backing away, and healing all party members, but 99% percent chance of increasing enemy's critical chance.

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[[folder:Pages I have greatly contributed to]]

* BakaToTestToShoukanjuu's character page: Thank me for the shiny pictures.
* ZeroPunctuation. I added folders. I like folders.
* Mini contributions to other series pages I constantly visit.
* [[CaptainObvious The troper page of Eternal Noob.]]
* JojosBizarreAdventure: A bit of clean up, with the magic of paraphrasing, and abbreviation.

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[[MiscellaneousBullshit/EternalNoob All your piss goes here!]]

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Thanks for reading my page all the way through.

Now go on with whatever you're doing

[[color:red: Ok. Back to killing pandas. Or pandies.]] How the heck do you call a baby panda? ~@/DhanaRagnarok

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!!Misc. bullshit:

[[folder: RPs i have made.]]
* The Fallen Angels/ A second chance
** Dead. Thank you.
* A Game of Fools.
** Even deader.

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[[folder: Me In A Ruurpagurr]]

* '''Lvl:''' 14

!!The rest of the page

* SelfDeprecation: It keeps me grounded

* OldShame: When I look back at the things I've done and said in the past, they make me shudder most of the time. In particular, my first few months on this site are ones I will never forget, though desperately want to. I was insensitive, and forceful, and, in a glorious chain of fuck ups, alienated two of my closer friends here. The people on this site helped me grow, and move on, which is something I am grateful for.