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[[caption-width-right:342:Putting the "che" in "douche" since 1985!]]

I yam what I yam. Unfortunately. Here's some facts about me:

*''My ass most often resides in Finland, though I tend to spend at least a month everywhere else every year.''
*''I've always wanted to be famous. I have never been.''
*''I once ate one of those teeth-cleaning bones meant for doggies. Don't ask.''
*''My fun nights out usually end with someone finding me sleeping somewhere inappropriate. These places include a sauna, a trampoline, a ditch and a bramble bush. I did mention I was Finnish.''
*''I love money. Want to give me some?''

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