History Tropers / Darkclaw

October 30, 2011

* IJustWantToBeBadass: It's arguable my whole life revolves around this.

* HeroicBuild: I want to be a natural bodybuilder along with being a famous writer. But considering I seem to be gaining muscle fast (I'm a mesomorph, so I'm [[CursedWithAwesome genetically made to build muscle easily]]), and I think along the lines of BiggerIsBetter, I hope to be at least 230 pounds of muscle in five years. Hopefully with very little fat, so my muscles show easily. I say "hopefully" because I [[BigEater like to eat a lot]].
** Actually, I think I'm more of an ectomesomorph due to my long limbs.

** From NiceGuy to KnightInSourArmor; due to a DespairEventHorizon.

* DespairEventHorizon: Let's just say this happened and not talk about how or why.

* JadeColoredGlasses: Received these after my DespairEventHorizon.

* KnightInSourArmor: Sadly, I've become this.

** NiceGuy doesn't really apply anymore, after a DespairEventHorizon, I seem to have mellowed out to a JerkWithAHeartOfGold / BloodKnight / CombatSadomasochist / KnightInSourArmor.

** Hi? Excuse me. Just, uhm, walking along. Don't know what to do here. Someone told me to put a trope here. So, uhm... {{RuleOfFunny Bazooka!}}

* BrokenPedestal: Used to idolize one of my older cousins...but slowly I moved away from doing so as I realized she often gave me advice that roughly translated to "Your parents are always right", while I believed both my viewpoint and my parents' views were important, and sometimes my problems didn't have anything to do with my parents. I eventually had a falling out with her; due to our different opinions on my relationship with my family (I believed I should respect my parents but still follow my dreams of writing and fighting as well as that I deserved respect from my parents as well; since they sometimes can insult me and yell at me, but they rarelt apologize contrasted to [[ApologizesALot me]]...my cousin believed I should do everything my parents say, including not following my dreams due to their over-protective nature being "right" in her opinion, simply because they are my parents). I called her to apologize and ask if I misunderstood her...and she hung up on me. Needless to say; I no longer idolize her and rarely try to contact her now.

** FoeYay huh? So you don't like me... [[FoeYay -Darkclaw cries in corner-]] I'm not really that arrogant though...although I mention my martial skill sometimes too much because I tend to say anything that comes to mind; I also usually mention there are many better than me and even someone with no fighting experience could beat me possibly. So yeah. - Darkclzw

* Where have you been? You ''never'' pay a visit on my page! How are we supposed to be enemies if you never pay attention to me? Oh my... there's another enemy, is it? --@/{{Belfagor}}

* In that case; [[GenreBlind I guess I could meet you near a set of stairs sometime]]...[[GenreSavvy nah]].

** No; I am not. Although I talk about my skills a lot; it is due to two reasons; one, unlike a lot of fighters, my fighting skills are tied to my [[SexIsViolence sexuality]] and two, I'm ''very'' ditzy and have a MotorMouth. However; I'm still humble in that I have fully admitted on many occasions that anyone could beat me, maybe someone is a better fighter or maybe they catch me off guard (like attacking InTheBack for example) or any number of reasons. Besides; I am tormented internally ''very'' often by my BloodKnight CombatSadomasochist side which does not tie in with my NiceGuy persona very well. And only recently due to therapy have I been able to avoid dangerous situations due to my enjoyment of being InHarmsWay; which has nearly gotten me killed on occasion. So, overall; although I enjoy many dangerous things, I still feel a ''lot'' of guilt over my enjoyment of them. I am getting better in regards to that; but it will take a long time to fix my flaws. If I were actually a MileGloriosus, I would not mention all the downsides of being a BloodKnight CombatSadomasochist; I'd be trying to keep saying things like "being a BloodKnight is cool"! And it sometimes really isn't. - Darkclaw

* MilesGloriosus: You know you are it. Admit it openly. Sincerely, [[{{Belfagor}} your part-time villain]].

** Which means to me, SexIsViolence. Did I mention I'm adept at both [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean taking and giving?]] Damn, I'm kinky :P

** Seriously, trying to become a fighter and get insanely fit has only made my [[{{Fetish}} fetishes]] even harder to contain. It can be awkward when you know so many people who work out. I want to be [[HeroicBuild buffer]] like the bodybuilders and more {{badass}} like the fighters. But did you know many martial artists combine their training with bodybuilding to make themselves [[UpToEleven even more dangerous]] in fights? Seriously, I have met some women who are fighters even buffer than say, [[StreetFighter Chun-Li or Cammy]]. They often have a little fat over their muscles though...but some play the AmazonianBeauty trope even further than UpToEleven. Since there is a lot of overlap between fighting and bodybuilding, there are {{badass}} [[HotAmazon hot]] [[AmazonianBeauty Amazonian Beauties]] whose muscles are on clear display (though they often have [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean unnatural]] [[BuxomIsBetter chests]] due to losing so much fat). Needless to say, it's hard for me to not get...[[IfYouKnowWhatIMean excited]] around them.

** Add [[StreetFighterIV Juri]] [[EvilIsSexy Han]] to that list...though not as buff as most women I instantly [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean react]] to, her defined fitness model body is pretty hot I'll admit. [[FetishFuel Also, her flexibility coupled with those awesome abs...]] makes her fitness model body even hotter. Yes, I like fit women, why do you ask?

* HappilyMarried: I really want to get married one day, and have a BadassFamily. A happy one too. Considering my current family life, I sometimes doubt it, but I won't give up. And if I get married, I hopefully want to marry a FetishFuelStationAttendant. If I get married, I want to marry a woman who is {{badass}}, [[AmazonianBeauty buff]] and [[BuxomIsBetter buxom]], even if due to working out ([[CaptainObvious which she'd need to do in order to be buff]]), [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean they're probably not natural]]. And I hope she has [[{{Meganekko}} glasses]].

** Only I post in this folder, because I know me more than I know me. Wait, what? Anyways, if you wanna post tropes, do it here in the folder marked "tropes others want to apply to me...be they already mentioned or not",

* BornInTheWrongCentury: Some close friends have thought due to my BloodKnight CombatSadomasochist tendencies; I would be better off if I was born in Ancient Greece (probably helps I love ClassicalMythology in their opinions). They are [[BigWrong WRONG]]...sort of. Although I enjoy fighting; I still have [[TheFettered strict morals I adhere to]] and believe in ThouShaltNotKill; morals which I came to myself. I think I'd be better in Samurai times; probably because of SamuraiChamploo...although they didn't really believe ThouShaltNotKill back then; I think I would've anyways. So yeah.

** Of course, I have no fear in ticking you off whenever I feel like doing this. -- @/{{Belfagor}}

* InformedAttribute: He states a lot of things, but has everyone of you seen him in action? I don't think so. Cue EvilLaugh. @/{{Belfagor}}