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Oh, all right. Buri here is a 22-year-old male from Minnesota, born and raised. He accomplished next to nothing in his primary schooling, was in no sports, and graduated an average student. Though he was a co-leader of the DDR Club at his high school. Or maybe just the packmule. Probably the latter. He had a part-time job at Mc Donalds for a few months, but quit because it was horrific. Plus, he kinda had work to do at college. After being a jobless bum for a few months, he got a new job at Cub Foods which he kept for two more years.
Graduating with a few minor headaches, he transferred to his current school.
Graduating with a few minor headaches, he transferred to his current school.
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Oh, all right. Buri here is a 22-year-old male from Minnesota, born and raised. He accomplished next to nothing in his primary schooling, was in no sports, and graduated an average student. Though he was a co-leader of He's worked the DDR Club at little jobs and sat through pointless schooling, he's paid his high school. Or maybe dues, now just give him a job and he'll be happy. I'm sure he has a wealth of opinions, but in earnest effort not to look like a jackass, they'll be stricken from the packmule. Probably the latter. He had records. What a part-time job at Mc Donalds for a few months, but quit because it was horrific. Plus, he kinda had work to do at college. After being a jobless bum for a few months, he got a new job at Cub Foods which he kept for two more years.
Graduating with a few minor headaches, he transferred to his current school.
jackass.
Graduating with a few minor headaches, he transferred to his current school.
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Graduate:
* High School Diploma at Irondale Senior High
* AAS in Visual Communications Technologies at Century College
* In-Progress: Bachelors in Design Technologies: Electric at Bemidji University
* High School Diploma at Irondale Senior High
* AAS in Visual Communications Technologies at Century College
* In-Progress: Bachelors in Design Technologies: Electric at Bemidji University
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Oh, all right. Buri here is a 21-year-old male from Minnesota, born and raised. He accomplished next to nothing in his primary schooling, was in no sports, and graduated an average student. Though he was a co-leader of the DDR Club at his high school. Or maybe just the packmule. Probably the latter. He had a part-time job at Mc Donalds for a few months, but quit because it was horrific. Plus, he kinda had work to do at college. After being a jobless bum for a few months, he got a new job at Cub Foods which he kept for two more years.
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Oh, all right. Buri here is a 21-year-old 22-year-old male from Minnesota, born and raised. He accomplished next to nothing in his primary schooling, was in no sports, and graduated an average student. Though he was a co-leader of the DDR Club at his high school. Or maybe just the packmule. Probably the latter. He had a part-time job at Mc Donalds for a few months, but quit because it was horrific. Plus, he kinda had work to do at college. After being a jobless bum for a few months, he got a new job at Cub Foods which he kept for two more years.
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--> ''"What? Just because you're fabulous doesn't make you gay: after all, fabulous is just a division of manly."''
--> - '''buri-chan's''' strange thoughts on masculinity.
--> - '''buri-chan's''' strange thoughts on masculinity.
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Oh, all right. Buri here is a 21-year-old male from Minnesota, born and raised. He accomplished next to nothing in his primary schooling, was in no sports, and graduated an average student. Though he was the essential leader of the DDR Club at his high school. Or maybe just the packmule. Probably the latter. He had a part-time job at Mc Donalds for a few months, but quit because it was horrific. Plus, he kinda had work to do at college. After being a jobless bum for a few months, he got a new job at Cub Foods which he kept for two more years.
Graduating with a few minor headaches, he transferred to his current school. He now sits around his parents' basement for the summer, awaiting the new school year. And he's lucky enough to get to lay around for most of it due to having a [[BodyHorror pilonidal cyst excised.]]
Graduating with a few minor headaches, he transferred to his current school. He now sits around his parents' basement for the summer, awaiting the new school year. And he's lucky enough to get to lay around for most of it due to having a [[BodyHorror pilonidal cyst excised.]]
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Oh, all right. Buri here is a 21-year-old male from Minnesota, born and raised. He accomplished next to nothing in his primary schooling, was in no sports, and graduated an average student. Though he was the essential leader a co-leader of the DDR Club at his high school. Or maybe just the packmule. Probably the latter. He had a part-time job at Mc Donalds for a few months, but quit because it was horrific. Plus, he kinda had work to do at college. After being a jobless bum for a few months, he got a new job at Cub Foods which he kept for two more years.
Graduating with a few minor headaches, he transferred to his currentschool. He now sits around his parents' basement for the summer, awaiting the new school year. And he's lucky enough to get to lay around for most of it due to having a [[BodyHorror pilonidal cyst excised.]]
school.
Graduating with a few minor headaches, he transferred to his current
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* In-Progress: Bachelors in Design Technologies: Print at Bemidji University
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* In-Progress: Bachelors in Design Technologies: Print Electric at Bemidji University
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* AttentionDeficitOohShiny - Really, who isn't?
* BasementDweller - Well it's a nice basement...
* BasementDweller - Well it's a nice basement...
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* AttentionDeficitOohShiny - Really, who isn't?
AttentionDeficitOohShiny
* BasementDweller - Well it's a nicebasement...basement.
* BasementDweller - Well it's a nice
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* BerserkButton - Extremists.
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* BiTheWay - But only if he's really pretty.
* BlindingBangs - I can eat them.
* BornInTheWrongCentury - I've been a cantankerous old man since I was 16...
* BlindingBangs - I can eat them.
* BornInTheWrongCentury - I've been a cantankerous old man since I was 16...
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* BiTheWay - But only if he's really pretty.
* BlindingBangs - I can eat them.
* BornInTheWrongCentury - I've been a cantankerous old man since I was 16...BlindingBangs
* BlindingBangs - I can eat them.
* BornInTheWrongCentury - I've been a cantankerous old man since I was 16...
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* ChaoticGood - Though on the lower end bordering ChaoticNeutral.
* ChildrenAreInnocent - There are ''two'' things in this world you must never harm: children and dogs.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}} - What, who, I don't even--
* ChildrenAreInnocent - There are ''two'' things in this world you must never harm: children and dogs.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}} - What, who, I don't even--
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* ChaoticGood - Though on the lower end bordering ChaoticNeutral.
* ChildrenAreInnocent - There are ''two'' things in this world you must never harm: children and dogs.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}} - What, who, I don't even--{{Cloudcuckoolander}}
* ChildrenAreInnocent - There are ''two'' things in this world you must never harm: children and dogs.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}} - What, who, I don't even--
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* CommonSense - isn't.
* CoolLoser - I'm straight out of the 70's.
* CutenessProximity - Pets [[UnusualEuphemism olev]] me~
* {{Dandere}} - Mildly; after 2.5 years of part time work I can usually avert it.
* {{Dojikko}} - I'm so moe. Uguu.
* [[DullEyesOfUnhappiness Dull Eyes of Happiness]] - Not particuarly depressed, I was born like this.
* {{Ephebophile}} - Comes with the anime territory.
* EvenBadMenLoveTheirMamas - But of course.
* ForgetsToEat - More like doesn't care to get any.
* FriendlessBackground - Life-like texture ;_;
* {{Greed}} - What's worse, I'm [[StealthPun proud]] of it!
* HatesEveryoneEqually - [[InsaneTrollLogic Which means I love everyone equally as well!]]
* HeadPhonesEqualIsolation - Even alone in my room! I blame [[{{Persona3}} Minato]]...
* CoolLoser - I'm straight out of the 70's.
* CutenessProximity - Pets [[UnusualEuphemism olev]] me~
* {{Dandere}} - Mildly; after 2.5 years of part time work I can usually avert it.
* {{Dojikko}} - I'm so moe. Uguu.
* [[DullEyesOfUnhappiness Dull Eyes of Happiness]] - Not particuarly depressed, I was born like this.
* {{Ephebophile}} - Comes with the anime territory.
* EvenBadMenLoveTheirMamas - But of course.
* ForgetsToEat - More like doesn't care to get any.
* FriendlessBackground - Life-like texture ;_;
* {{Greed}} - What's worse, I'm [[StealthPun proud]] of it!
* HatesEveryoneEqually - [[InsaneTrollLogic Which means I love everyone equally as well!]]
* HeadPhonesEqualIsolation - Even alone in my room! I blame [[{{Persona3}} Minato]]...
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* CommonSense - isn't.
CoolLoser
*CoolLoser - I'm straight out of the 70's.
{{Dandere}}
*CutenessProximity - Pets [[UnusualEuphemism olev]] me~
* {{Dandere}} - Mildly; after 2.5 years of part time work I can usually avert it.
* {{Dojikko}} - I'm so moe. Uguu.
{{Dojikko}}
* [[DullEyesOfUnhappiness Dull Eyes ofHappiness]] - Not particuarly depressed, I was born like this.
Happiness]]
*{{Ephebophile}} - Comes with the anime territory.
EvenBadMenLoveTheirMamas
*EvenBadMenLoveTheirMamas - But of course.
* ForgetsToEat - More like doesn't care to get any.
* FriendlessBackground - Life-like texture ;_;
* {{Greed}} - What's worse, I'm [[StealthPun proud]] of it!
* HatesEveryoneEqually - [[InsaneTrollLogic Which means I love everyone equally as well!]]
* HeadPhonesEqualIsolation - Even alone in my room! I blame [[{{Persona3}} Minato]]...HeadPhonesEqualIsolation
*
*
* {{Dandere}} - Mildly; after 2.5 years of part time work I can usually avert it.
* {{Dojikko}} - I'm so moe. Uguu.
* [[DullEyesOfUnhappiness Dull Eyes of
*
*
* ForgetsToEat - More like doesn't care to get any.
* FriendlessBackground - Life-like texture ;_;
* {{Greed}} - What's worse, I'm [[StealthPun proud]] of it!
* HatesEveryoneEqually - [[InsaneTrollLogic Which means I love everyone equally as well!]]
* HeadPhonesEqualIsolation - Even alone in my room! I blame [[{{Persona3}} Minato]]...
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* IWantToBeARealMan - [[{{Linkara}} I AM A MAN!]]
* InnocenceVirginOnStupidity - 2D > Robots > 3D. ...what?
* InnocenceVirginOnStupidity - 2D > Robots > 3D. ...what?
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* KinseyScaleOfTropes - A 2 or a 70/30.
* {{Lolicon}} - Cute, not pedo.
* {{Lolicon}} - Cute, not pedo.
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* MenacingStroll - I make it a point to walk like [[FateStayNight Archer.]]
* NervesOfSteel - Averted for a stoic. I need a hug.
* NervesOfSteel - Averted for a stoic. I need a hug.
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* NiceToTheWaiter - Everyone should be required to work part time.
* NotSoStoic - Looks serious, actually absurd.
* ObfuscatingStupidity - People will expect things of you if they think you're dependable.
* OlderThanTheyLook - Coming out of high school I looked like a 7th grader. Almost done with college I almost look 17. Whether I'm ID'd or not is random.
* NotSoStoic - Looks serious, actually absurd.
* ObfuscatingStupidity - People will expect things of you if they think you're dependable.
* OlderThanTheyLook - Coming out of high school I looked like a 7th grader. Almost done with college I almost look 17. Whether I'm ID'd or not is random.
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* NiceToTheWaiter - Everyone should be required to work part time.
* NotSoStoic - Looks serious, actually absurd.
* ObfuscatingStupidity - People will expect things of you if they think you're dependable.
ObfuscatingStupidity
* OlderThanTheyLook - Coming out of high school I looked like a 7th grader. Almost done with college I almost look 17. Whether I'm ID'd or not is random.
* NotSoStoic - Looks serious, actually absurd.
* ObfuscatingStupidity - People will expect things of you if they think you're dependable.
* OlderThanTheyLook - Coming out of high school I looked like a 7th grader. Almost done with college I almost look 17.
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* QuintessentialBritishGentleman - Wot wot.
* [[RealMenWearPink Real Men Like Pink]] - Because it's feminine, and I like chicks. And to some extent feminine men.
* RidiculousProcrastinator - Well it did take me months to care to get known on TVTropes...
* SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud - Part of the absurdity.
* ScarfOfAssKicking - Any real man has a long [[KamenRider red]] [[{{Shinobi}} scarf]].
* {{Sexbot}} - I want two: one {{pettanko}} and one [[MostCommonSuperpower stacked]], both dressed as {{meido}}.
* TheStoic - Always a rather morose look to me.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood - Jones Soda and Red Vines.
* UnableToCry - Stoic, SoYeah.
* UndyingLoyalty - To Mein Kaiser [[LegendOfTheGalacticHeroes Reinhard von Lohengramm]].
* UnkemptBeauty - Wavy hair and a BadassSpaniard unconnected goatee.
'''future!buri-chan'''
** Let's get something straight: I never think past the next two days, but only plan years in advance. ETA sits around late 2014, early 2015 that I'll have reached my own little FutureBadass scenario. Something along the lines of BadassBookworm with a touch of eccentric rock star. Look forward to owning my...whatever I make and watching me on [[ConanOBrien Conan.]] Not even I'm sure what'll happen, I just know when.
''Tropes that describe future!buri-chan''
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* AllAPartOfTheJob - When asked my profession, I will only be able to say "I do whatever the fuck I want".
* AMinorKidroduction - Really, my life before 25 won't be noteworthy.
* AttentionWhore - While making appearances only. Otherwise I have the help go outside for me, can't stand people.
* {{Badass}} - To be precise:
** BadassBack - I plan on getting a tattoo that goes over one shoulder and wrapping around one bicep. Eventually. Probably. Maybe when I have an excuse in the form of dressing up like a pirate...
** BadassBookworm - Whatever I do, it will be something which requires me to be well versed.
** BadassBeard - Either stick with the BadassSpaniard semi-goatee or go full jawline.
** BadassLongHair - Couldn't live with myself with short hair.
** CulturedBadass - I enjoy the finer things in life; a gentle breeze after a light drizzle; a bottle of subtle liquor; my boot up your ass.
** HeartBrokenBadass - Let's just say my future envelops no long-term relationships.
* BornWinner - I just do whatever it is I do. Success was never promised, just...happens.
* BrilliantButLazy - Averted. Whenever I have a project I'll be giving it my all, working well past 40 hours per week. Because it's ''my'' project.
* CatchPhrase - Something along the lines of the aforementioned, "I just do whatever the fuck I want".
* ClosetGeek - Anyone who knows me will know otherwise, but first impressions will be anything but geek. And then came my [[KamenRider Masked Rider project...]]
* CoolLoser - I'm still a loser, just a very successful one.
* Cool Shades - I'll still have a pair of aviators til the day I god damned die.
* EscapistCharacter - Reality? I visit there every so often. Get the strangest looks...
* ForgetsToEat - Any time I'm working, that's all I'm doing.
* HatesEveryoneEqually - Even when my income depends upon people buying my stuff, dammit, I'm still going to be a sociopath. But a rather nice one.
* HotBlooded - Passive/aggressive Minnesota Nice be damned.
* InsistsOnPaying - I'm rich. I can stand to let the tab go.
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold - I'm not above giving a TheReasonYouSuckSpeech, but most my money still goes to non-profits or my project's crew.
* ALadyOnEachArm - Hopefully I'll get my robot {{Meido}}, but otherwise is fine, too...if I have to...I guess...
* LivingForeverIsAwesome - Another hopeless aspiration.
* MenacingStroll - Oh shit, here he comes.
* MillionairePlayboy - Hey, I ain't got a woman of my own but I got needs.
* NoSenseOfPersonalSpace - Since I won't think much of people, I can easily approach them. Sometimes too close.
* PerpetualExpression - I'll ''still'' look like I'm utterly unimpressed. [[JustifiedTrope Because I am.]]
* PetTheDog - Any photo of me with dogs will utterly break the badass look as I gleefully play with the pup and my pets-like-me trait show up.
* RidiculouslySuccessfulFutureSelf - [[SarcasmMode Good news, you've found the point!]]
* {{Sleepyhead}} - After any project is done I'll need to sleep for a month to recuperate.
* SmokingIsCool - I won't even go through a pack a ''year'', so when ''I'' am smoking, you know shit is grand.
* SophisticatedAsHell - Aside from an extensive vocabulary, I'll also swear like a sailor.
* SupremeChef - What I cook will be simple, but fucking delicious.
* TalksLikeASimile - Notorious for this, yes. Whatever I say is either concise, snarky, or riddled with similes.
* TookALevelInBadass - YouShouldKnowThisAlready.
'''buri-chan's Ideal Woman'''
** Regardless of my woman-less plans, a man can dream. Maybe she'll be the one to keep me company until 2015, or maybe after my plan is seen through I can settle down.
''Tropes that describe buri-chan's Ideal Woman''
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* BareYourMidriff - Among fetishes, the abdomen is one of them.
* BeautyMark - Preferably complimentary to my own.
* BlushSticker - They may not exist, but I ''love'' them.
* Cute Little Fangs - See above.
* DetachedSleeves - Curse you, [[{{Touhou}} Reimu]], you sexy waku bitch.
* ElegantGothicLolita - What can I say, I love femininity.
* EveryGirlIsCuterWithHairDecs - Well it's true.
* EverythingSoundsSexierInFrench - All a part of her wonderful aesthetic.
* TheFashionista - In all honesty, I've got her with one of those long pipes in my mind.
* FemmeFatale - BattleCouple, fuck yeah!
* FlowerInHerHair - Nice big, open pink flower...
* FrenchMaid - As an accent to the EGL.
* GenkiGirl - The [[{{Baccano}} Miria to my Isaac.]]
* HartmanHips - Nice, wide birthing hips. Despite I don't want kids. How ironic.
* ImpossiblyCoolClothes - No, she doesn't own any t-shirts or jeans.
* ImpossiblyLowNeckline - Well with no chest and delicious collar bones to show off...
* LovableSexManiac - MY lovable sex maniac!
* {{Meganekko}} - Cute little ones with open frame on the top of the glass.
* {{Moe}} - Yes. 3D moe. An oxymoron.
* NerdsAreSexy - We could build gunpla together!
* NiceHat - You know, with all this head gear, she might have neck problems...
* OfCorsetsSexy - Another fashion trend.
* PantyShot - Side-ties, shimapan, lowleg, white, I want to learn them all!
* PantyThief - I can't take her anywhere.
* {{Pettanko}} - [[DetroitMetalCity Go! To! DFC! Go! To! DFC!]]
* ReverseTrap - If not for the fashion, she could probably pass as a little brother.
* SexyBack - Mmm, shoulder blades, the small of the back...
* ShesGotLegs - I know how to use them.
* SmokingHotSex - I mean, I wouldn't have a smoker, but ''dammit'' if she doesn't have a cigarette in my head...
* TheTease - Yes, I'd prefer that [[{{Disgaea}} girls take the initiative.]]
* ZettaiRyouiki - Grade A most of the time, Grade B if she wants to wear a garter...
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* [[RealMenWearPink Real Men Like Pink]] - Because it's feminine, and I like chicks. And to some extent feminine men.
* RidiculousProcrastinator - Well it did take me months to care to get known on TVTropes...
* SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud - Part of the absurdity.
* ScarfOfAssKicking - Any real man has a long [[KamenRider red]] [[{{Shinobi}} scarf]].
* {{Sexbot}} - I want two: one {{pettanko}} and one [[MostCommonSuperpower stacked]], both dressed as {{meido}}.
* TheStoic - Always a rather morose look to me.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood - Jones Soda and Red Vines.
* UnableToCry - Stoic, SoYeah.
* UndyingLoyalty - To Mein Kaiser [[LegendOfTheGalacticHeroes Reinhard von Lohengramm]].
* UnkemptBeauty - Wavy hair and a BadassSpaniard unconnected goatee.
'''future!buri-chan'''
** Let's get something straight: I never think past the next two days, but only plan years in advance. ETA sits around late 2014, early 2015 that I'll have reached my own little FutureBadass scenario. Something along the lines of BadassBookworm with a touch of eccentric rock star. Look forward to owning my...whatever I make and watching me on [[ConanOBrien Conan.]] Not even I'm sure what'll happen, I just know when.
''Tropes that describe future!buri-chan''
----
* AllAPartOfTheJob - When asked my profession, I will only be able to say "I do whatever the fuck I want".
* AMinorKidroduction - Really, my life before 25 won't be noteworthy.
* AttentionWhore - While making appearances only. Otherwise I have the help go outside for me, can't stand people.
* {{Badass}} - To be precise:
** BadassBack - I plan on getting a tattoo that goes over one shoulder and wrapping around one bicep. Eventually. Probably. Maybe when I have an excuse in the form of dressing up like a pirate...
** BadassBookworm - Whatever I do, it will be something which requires me to be well versed.
** BadassBeard - Either stick with the BadassSpaniard semi-goatee or go full jawline.
** BadassLongHair - Couldn't live with myself with short hair.
** CulturedBadass - I enjoy the finer things in life; a gentle breeze after a light drizzle; a bottle of subtle liquor; my boot up your ass.
** HeartBrokenBadass - Let's just say my future envelops no long-term relationships.
* BornWinner - I just do whatever it is I do. Success was never promised, just...happens.
* BrilliantButLazy - Averted. Whenever I have a project I'll be giving it my all, working well past 40 hours per week. Because it's ''my'' project.
* CatchPhrase - Something along the lines of the aforementioned, "I just do whatever the fuck I want".
* ClosetGeek - Anyone who knows me will know otherwise, but first impressions will be anything but geek. And then came my [[KamenRider Masked Rider project...]]
* CoolLoser - I'm still a loser, just a very successful one.
* Cool Shades - I'll still have a pair of aviators til the day I god damned die.
* EscapistCharacter - Reality? I visit there every so often. Get the strangest looks...
* ForgetsToEat - Any time I'm working, that's all I'm doing.
* HatesEveryoneEqually - Even when my income depends upon people buying my stuff, dammit, I'm still going to be a sociopath. But a rather nice one.
* HotBlooded - Passive/aggressive Minnesota Nice be damned.
* InsistsOnPaying - I'm rich. I can stand to let the tab go.
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold - I'm not above giving a TheReasonYouSuckSpeech, but most my money still goes to non-profits or my project's crew.
* ALadyOnEachArm - Hopefully I'll get my robot {{Meido}}, but otherwise is fine, too...if I have to...I guess...
* LivingForeverIsAwesome - Another hopeless aspiration.
* MenacingStroll - Oh shit, here he comes.
* MillionairePlayboy - Hey, I ain't got a woman of my own but I got needs.
* NoSenseOfPersonalSpace - Since I won't think much of people, I can easily approach them. Sometimes too close.
* PerpetualExpression - I'll ''still'' look like I'm utterly unimpressed. [[JustifiedTrope Because I am.]]
* PetTheDog - Any photo of me with dogs will utterly break the badass look as I gleefully play with the pup and my pets-like-me trait show up.
* RidiculouslySuccessfulFutureSelf - [[SarcasmMode Good news, you've found the point!]]
* {{Sleepyhead}} - After any project is done I'll need to sleep for a month to recuperate.
* SmokingIsCool - I won't even go through a pack a ''year'', so when ''I'' am smoking, you know shit is grand.
* SophisticatedAsHell - Aside from an extensive vocabulary, I'll also swear like a sailor.
* SupremeChef - What I cook will be simple, but fucking delicious.
* TalksLikeASimile - Notorious for this, yes. Whatever I say is either concise, snarky, or riddled with similes.
* TookALevelInBadass - YouShouldKnowThisAlready.
'''buri-chan's Ideal Woman'''
** Regardless of my woman-less plans, a man can dream. Maybe she'll be the one to keep me company until 2015, or maybe after my plan is seen through I can settle down.
''Tropes that describe buri-chan's Ideal Woman''
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* BareYourMidriff - Among fetishes, the abdomen is one of them.
* BeautyMark - Preferably complimentary to my own.
* BlushSticker - They may not exist, but I ''love'' them.
* Cute Little Fangs - See above.
* DetachedSleeves - Curse you, [[{{Touhou}} Reimu]], you sexy waku bitch.
* ElegantGothicLolita - What can I say, I love femininity.
* EveryGirlIsCuterWithHairDecs - Well it's true.
* EverythingSoundsSexierInFrench - All a part of her wonderful aesthetic.
* TheFashionista - In all honesty, I've got her with one of those long pipes in my mind.
* FemmeFatale - BattleCouple, fuck yeah!
* FlowerInHerHair - Nice big, open pink flower...
* FrenchMaid - As an accent to the EGL.
* GenkiGirl - The [[{{Baccano}} Miria to my Isaac.]]
* HartmanHips - Nice, wide birthing hips. Despite I don't want kids. How ironic.
* ImpossiblyCoolClothes - No, she doesn't own any t-shirts or jeans.
* ImpossiblyLowNeckline - Well with no chest and delicious collar bones to show off...
* LovableSexManiac - MY lovable sex maniac!
* {{Meganekko}} - Cute little ones with open frame on the top of the glass.
* {{Moe}} - Yes. 3D moe. An oxymoron.
* NerdsAreSexy - We could build gunpla together!
* NiceHat - You know, with all this head gear, she might have neck problems...
* OfCorsetsSexy - Another fashion trend.
* PantyShot - Side-ties, shimapan, lowleg, white, I want to learn them all!
* PantyThief - I can't take her anywhere.
* {{Pettanko}} - [[DetroitMetalCity Go! To! DFC! Go! To! DFC!]]
* ReverseTrap - If not for the fashion, she could probably pass as a little brother.
* SexyBack - Mmm, shoulder blades, the small of the back...
* ShesGotLegs - I know how to use them.
* SmokingHotSex - I mean, I wouldn't have a smoker, but ''dammit'' if she doesn't have a cigarette in my head...
* TheTease - Yes, I'd prefer that [[{{Disgaea}} girls take the initiative.]]
* ZettaiRyouiki - Grade A most of the time, Grade B if she wants to wear a garter...
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* QuintessentialBritishGentleman - Wot wot.
RidiculousProcrastinator
*[[RealMenWearPink Real Men Like Pink]] - Because it's feminine, and I like chicks. And to some extent feminine men.
* RidiculousProcrastinator - Well it did take me months to care to get known on TVTropes...
* SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud - Part of the absurdity.
* ScarfOfAssKicking - Any real man has a long [[KamenRider red]] [[{{Shinobi}} scarf]].
* {{Sexbot}} - I want two: one {{pettanko}} and one [[MostCommonSuperpower stacked]], both dressed as {{meido}}.
* TheStoic - Always a rather morose look to me.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood - Jones Soda and Red Vines.
* UnableToCry - Stoic, SoYeah.
* UndyingLoyalty - To Mein Kaiser [[LegendOfTheGalacticHeroes Reinhard von Lohengramm]].
ScarfOfAssKicking
* UnkemptBeauty -Wavy hair and a BadassSpaniard unconnected goatee.
'''future!buri-chan'''
** Let's get something straight: I never think past the next two days, but only plan years in advance. ETA sits around late 2014, early 2015 that I'll have reached my own little FutureBadass scenario. Something along the lines of BadassBookworm with a touch of eccentric rock star. Look forward to owning my...whatever I make and watching me on [[ConanOBrien Conan.]] Not even I'm sure what'll happen, I just know when.
''Tropes that describe future!buri-chan''
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* AllAPartOfTheJob - When asked my profession, I will only be able to say "I do whatever the fuck I want".
* AMinorKidroduction - Really, my life before 25 won't be noteworthy.
* AttentionWhore - While making appearances only. Otherwise I have the help go outside for me, can't stand people.
* {{Badass}} - To be precise:
** BadassBack - I plan on getting a tattoo that goes over one shoulder and wrapping around one bicep. Eventually. Probably. Maybe when I have an excuse in the form of dressing up like a pirate...
** BadassBookworm - Whatever I do,Yes it will be something which requires me to be well versed.
** BadassBeard - Either stick with the BadassSpaniard semi-goatee or go full jawline.
** BadassLongHair - Couldn't live with myself with short hair.
** CulturedBadass - I enjoy the finer things in life; a gentle breeze after a light drizzle; a bottle of subtle liquor; my boot up your ass.
** HeartBrokenBadass - Let's just say my future envelops no long-term relationships.
* BornWinner - I just do whatever it is I do. Success was never promised, just...happens.
* BrilliantButLazy - Averted. Whenever I have a project I'll be giving it my all, working well past 40 hours per week. Because it's ''my'' project.
* CatchPhrase - Something along the lines of the aforementioned, "I just do whatever the fuck I want".
* ClosetGeek - Anyone who knows me will know otherwise, but first impressions will be anything but geek. And then came my [[KamenRider Masked Rider project...]]
* CoolLoser - I'm still a loser, just a very successful one.
* Cool Shades - I'll still have a pair of aviators til the day I god damned die.
* EscapistCharacter - Reality? I visit there every so often. Get the strangest looks...
* ForgetsToEat - Any time I'm working, that's all I'm doing.
* HatesEveryoneEqually - Even when my income depends upon people buying my stuff, dammit, I'm still going to be a sociopath. But a rather nice one.
* HotBlooded - Passive/aggressive Minnesota Nice be damned.
* InsistsOnPaying - I'm rich. I can stand to let the tab go.
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold - I'm not above giving a TheReasonYouSuckSpeech, but most my money still goes to non-profits or my project's crew.
* ALadyOnEachArm - Hopefully I'll get my robot {{Meido}}, but otherwise is fine, too...if I have to...I guess...
* LivingForeverIsAwesome - Another hopeless aspiration.
* MenacingStroll - Oh shit, here he comes.
* MillionairePlayboy - Hey, I ain't got a woman of my own but I got needs.
* NoSenseOfPersonalSpace - Since I won't think much of people, I can easily approach them. Sometimes too close.
* PerpetualExpression - I'll ''still'' look like I'm utterly unimpressed. [[JustifiedTrope Because I am.]]
* PetTheDog - Any photo of me with dogs will utterly break the badass look as I gleefully play with the pup and my pets-like-me trait show up.
* RidiculouslySuccessfulFutureSelf - [[SarcasmMode Good news, you've found the point!]]
* {{Sleepyhead}} - After any project is done I'll need to sleep for a month to recuperate.
* SmokingIsCool - I won't even go through a pack a ''year'', so when ''I'' am smoking, you know shit is grand.
* SophisticatedAsHell - Aside from an extensive vocabulary, I'll also swear like a sailor.
* SupremeChef - What I cook will be simple, but fucking delicious.
* TalksLikeASimile - Notorious for this, yes. Whatever I say is either concise, snarky, or riddled with similes.
* TookALevelInBadass - YouShouldKnowThisAlready.
'''buri-chan's Ideal Woman'''
** Regardless of my woman-less plans, a man can dream. Maybe she'll be the one to keep me company until 2015, or maybe after my plan is seen through I can settle down.
''Tropes that describe buri-chan's Ideal Woman''
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* BareYourMidriff - Among fetishes, the abdomen is one of them.
* BeautyMark - Preferably complimentary to my own.
* BlushSticker - They may not exist, but I ''love'' them.
* Cute Little Fangs - See above.
* DetachedSleeves - Curse you, [[{{Touhou}} Reimu]], you sexy waku bitch.
* ElegantGothicLolita - What can I say, I love femininity.
* EveryGirlIsCuterWithHairDecs - Well it's true.
* EverythingSoundsSexierInFrench - All a part of her wonderful aesthetic.
* TheFashionista - In all honesty, I've got her with one of those long pipes in my mind.
* FemmeFatale - BattleCouple, fuck yeah!
* FlowerInHerHair - Nice big, open pink flower...
* FrenchMaid - As an accent to the EGL.
* GenkiGirl - The [[{{Baccano}} Miria to my Isaac.]]
* HartmanHips - Nice, wide birthing hips. Despite I don't want kids. How ironic.
* ImpossiblyCoolClothes - No, she doesn't own any t-shirts or jeans.
* ImpossiblyLowNeckline - Well with no chest and delicious collar bones to show off...
* LovableSexManiac - MY lovable sex maniac!
* {{Meganekko}} - Cute little ones with open frame on the top of the glass.
* {{Moe}} - Yes. 3D moe. An oxymoron.
* NerdsAreSexy - We could build gunpla together!
* NiceHat - You know, with all this head gear, she might have neck problems...
* OfCorsetsSexy - Another fashion trend.
* PantyShot - Side-ties, shimapan, lowleg, white, I want to learn them all!
* PantyThief - I can't take her anywhere.
* {{Pettanko}} - [[DetroitMetalCity Go! To! DFC! Go! To! DFC!]]
* ReverseTrap - If not for the fashion, she could probably pass as a little brother.
* SexyBack - Mmm, shoulder blades, the small of the back...
* ShesGotLegs - I know how to use them.
* SmokingHotSex - I mean, I wouldn't have a smoker, but ''dammit'' if she doesn't have a cigarette in my head...
* TheTease - Yes, I'd prefer that [[{{Disgaea}} girls take the initiative.]]
* ZettaiRyouiki - Grade A most of the time, Grade B if she wants to wear a garter...
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* RidiculousProcrastinator - Well it did take me months to care to get known on TVTropes...
* SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud - Part of the absurdity.
* ScarfOfAssKicking - Any real man has a long [[KamenRider red]] [[{{Shinobi}} scarf]].
* {{Sexbot}} - I want two: one {{pettanko}} and one [[MostCommonSuperpower stacked]], both dressed as {{meido}}.
* TheStoic - Always a rather morose look to me.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood - Jones Soda and Red Vines.
* UnableToCry - Stoic, SoYeah.
* UndyingLoyalty - To Mein Kaiser [[LegendOfTheGalacticHeroes Reinhard von Lohengramm]].
* UnkemptBeauty -
'''future!buri-chan'''
** Let's get something straight: I never think past the next two days, but only plan years in advance. ETA sits around late 2014, early 2015 that I'll have reached my own little FutureBadass scenario. Something along the lines of BadassBookworm with a touch of eccentric rock star. Look forward to owning my...whatever I make and watching me on [[ConanOBrien Conan.]] Not even I'm sure what'll happen, I just know when.
''Tropes that describe future!buri-chan''
----
* AllAPartOfTheJob - When asked my profession, I will only be able to say "I do whatever the fuck I want".
* AMinorKidroduction - Really, my life before 25 won't be noteworthy.
* AttentionWhore - While making appearances only. Otherwise I have the help go outside for me, can't stand people.
* {{Badass}} - To be precise:
** BadassBack - I plan on getting a tattoo that goes over one shoulder and wrapping around one bicep. Eventually. Probably. Maybe when I have an excuse in the form of dressing up like a pirate...
** BadassBookworm - Whatever I do,
** BadassBeard - Either stick with the BadassSpaniard semi-goatee or go full jawline.
** BadassLongHair - Couldn't live with myself with short hair.
** CulturedBadass - I enjoy the finer things in life; a gentle breeze after a light drizzle; a bottle of subtle liquor; my boot up your ass.
** HeartBrokenBadass - Let's just say my future envelops no long-term relationships.
* BornWinner - I just do whatever it is I do. Success was never promised, just...happens.
* BrilliantButLazy - Averted. Whenever I have a project I'll be giving it my all, working well past 40 hours per week. Because it's ''my'' project.
* CatchPhrase - Something along the lines of the aforementioned, "I just do whatever the fuck I want".
* ClosetGeek - Anyone who knows me will know otherwise, but first impressions will be anything but geek. And then came my [[KamenRider Masked Rider project...]]
* CoolLoser - I'm still a loser, just a very successful one.
* Cool Shades - I'll still have a pair of aviators til the day I god damned die.
* EscapistCharacter - Reality? I visit there every so often. Get the strangest looks...
* ForgetsToEat - Any time I'm working, that's all I'm doing.
* HatesEveryoneEqually - Even when my income depends upon people buying my stuff, dammit, I'm still going to be a sociopath. But a rather nice one.
* HotBlooded - Passive/aggressive Minnesota Nice be damned.
* InsistsOnPaying - I'm rich. I can stand to let the tab go.
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold - I'm not above giving a TheReasonYouSuckSpeech, but most my money still goes to non-profits or my project's crew.
* ALadyOnEachArm - Hopefully I'll get my robot {{Meido}}, but otherwise is fine, too...if I have to...I guess...
* LivingForeverIsAwesome - Another hopeless aspiration.
* MenacingStroll - Oh shit, here he comes.
* MillionairePlayboy - Hey, I ain't got a woman of my own but I got needs.
* NoSenseOfPersonalSpace - Since I won't think much of people, I can easily approach them. Sometimes too close.
* PerpetualExpression - I'll ''still'' look like I'm utterly unimpressed. [[JustifiedTrope Because I am.]]
* PetTheDog - Any photo of me with dogs will utterly break the badass look as I gleefully play with the pup and my pets-like-me trait show up.
* RidiculouslySuccessfulFutureSelf - [[SarcasmMode Good news, you've found the point!]]
* {{Sleepyhead}} - After any project is done I'll need to sleep for a month to recuperate.
* SmokingIsCool - I won't even go through a pack a ''year'', so when ''I'' am smoking, you know shit is grand.
* SophisticatedAsHell - Aside from an extensive vocabulary, I'll also swear like a sailor.
* SupremeChef - What I cook will be simple, but fucking delicious.
* TalksLikeASimile - Notorious for this, yes. Whatever I say is either concise, snarky, or riddled with similes.
* TookALevelInBadass - YouShouldKnowThisAlready.
'''buri-chan's Ideal Woman'''
** Regardless of my woman-less plans, a man can dream. Maybe she'll be the one to keep me company until 2015, or maybe after my plan is seen through I can settle down.
''Tropes that describe buri-chan's Ideal Woman''
----
* BareYourMidriff - Among fetishes, the abdomen is one of them.
* BeautyMark - Preferably complimentary to my own.
* BlushSticker - They may not exist, but I ''love'' them.
* Cute Little Fangs - See above.
* DetachedSleeves - Curse you, [[{{Touhou}} Reimu]], you sexy waku bitch.
* ElegantGothicLolita - What can I say, I love femininity.
* EveryGirlIsCuterWithHairDecs - Well it's true.
* EverythingSoundsSexierInFrench - All a part of her wonderful aesthetic.
* TheFashionista - In all honesty, I've got her with one of those long pipes in my mind.
* FemmeFatale - BattleCouple, fuck yeah!
* FlowerInHerHair - Nice big, open pink flower...
* FrenchMaid - As an accent to the EGL.
* GenkiGirl - The [[{{Baccano}} Miria to my Isaac.]]
* HartmanHips - Nice, wide birthing hips. Despite I don't want kids. How ironic.
* ImpossiblyCoolClothes - No, she doesn't own any t-shirts or jeans.
* ImpossiblyLowNeckline - Well with no chest and delicious collar bones to show off...
* LovableSexManiac - MY lovable sex maniac!
* {{Meganekko}} - Cute little ones with open frame on the top of the glass.
* {{Moe}} - Yes. 3D moe. An oxymoron.
* NerdsAreSexy - We could build gunpla together!
* NiceHat - You know, with all this head gear, she might have neck problems...
* OfCorsetsSexy - Another fashion trend.
* PantyShot - Side-ties, shimapan, lowleg, white, I want to learn them all!
* PantyThief - I can't take her anywhere.
* {{Pettanko}} - [[DetroitMetalCity Go! To! DFC! Go! To! DFC!]]
* ReverseTrap - If not for the fashion, she could probably pass as a little brother.
* SexyBack - Mmm, shoulder blades, the small of the back...
* ShesGotLegs - I know how to use them.
* SmokingHotSex - I mean, I wouldn't have a smoker, but ''dammit'' if she doesn't have a cigarette in my head...
* TheTease - Yes, I'd prefer that [[{{Disgaea}} girls take the initiative.]]
* ZettaiRyouiki - Grade A most of the time, Grade B if she wants to wear a garter...
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Oh, all right. Buri here is a 21-year-old male from Minnesota, born and raised. He accomplished next to nothing in his primary schooling, was in no sports, and graduated an average student. Though he was the essential leader of the DDR Club at his high school. He had a part-time job at Mc Donalds for a few months, but quit because it was horrific. Plus, he kinda had work to do at college. After being a jobless bum for a few months, he got a new job at Cub Foods which he kept for two more years.
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Oh, all right. Buri here is a 21-year-old male from Minnesota, born and raised. He accomplished next to nothing in his primary schooling, was in no sports, and graduated an average student. Though he was the essential leader of the DDR Club at his high school. Or maybe just the packmule. Probably the latter. He had a part-time job at Mc Donalds for a few months, but quit because it was horrific. Plus, he kinda had work to do at college. After being a jobless bum for a few months, he got a new job at Cub Foods which he kept for two more years.
