History Tropers / BaconZorp

->"Wasn't it Descarte that said 'I punch, therefore I am?'"
--> ''[[WebVideo/RosssGameDungeon Ross Scott,]] quoting something completely inapplicable to me.''

Hi, I'm [=BaconZorp=]! How are you?

I don't actually make new pages (Well, I don't make new pages ''often.'') I just go around fixing typos and other errors on existing pages. It's best to think of me as a repairman. A really, really bad repairman. Sometimes, I also make Laconic pages.

I'm that girl who makes failed adventure games and endlessly gushes about things she likes, as you've likely noticed if you know me. I'm also a really big fan of anything small and cute. I'm loud and proud about loving adorable things.

Also, as a note, I'm referred to as "Bacon" for short, but I'd prefer to be called "Zorp" or just my real name (Beverly) so as to not be confused with [[Tropers/BaconManiac5000 another bacon-based troper.]]

Feel free to PM me if you just wanna... I dunno, talk I guess.

Here are some things I discovered through TVTropes:
* ''Roleplay/RubyQuest'' (One of my favorite webcomics of all time.)
* ''Roleplay/NanQuest'' (Also really good, but not as good as Ruby Quest in my opinion.)
* ''WebComic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' (The only fantasy setting I enjoy.)
* ''FanFic/MyLittleUnicorn'' (Though on reflection I'd rather forget it.)
* ''FanFic/MyImmortal'' (The funniest thing I ever read.)
* ''FanFic/TheEndOfEnds'' ([[BerserkButton HRNNNNNNNNNGGGG!!!!]])
* ''Webcomic/AwkwardZombie'' (A webcomic I really like.)
* ''Film/BloodAndIceCreamTrilogy'' (Never really tried out British comedy, but I'm starting to warm up to it.)
* ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure'' (My favorite anime/manga.)
* ''{{VideoGame/Undertale}}'' (Well I guess "discovered" is the wrong word, but it's the reason I ended up buying it.)
* ''{{Webcomic/Homestuck}}'' (Just like Undertale, I heard about it before, but I didn't do anything about it until this site came into my life.)
* ''{{WebAnimation/RWBY}}'' (Meh, it's okay, I suppose.)
* ''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica'' (I do like it, but I was definitely disappointed. I expected despair, but I got slight sadness.)
* ''VideoGame/NightInTheWoods'' (And by GOD am I thankful.)
* Probably some other things I can't remember.

These are the things I enjoy, if it's bolded, it means it's one of my favorite things:

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[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
* ''Anime/AggressiveRetsuko''
* ''Manga/AssassinationClassroom''
* ''Anime/AttackOnTitan''
* ''Anime/DeathNote''
* ''Anime/GregoryHorrorShow''
* '''''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure'''''
* '''''Manga/MobPsycho100'''''
* ''Webcomic/OnePunchMan''
* ''Anime/PopeeThePerformer''
* ''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica''
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[[folder:Live-Action]]
* ''Film/AnchormanTheLegendOfRonBurgundy''
* ''Film/Deadpool2016''
* ''{{Film/Elf}}''
* ''{{Film/Heathers}}''
* '''''Film/JurassicPark'''''
* '''''Film/MenInBlack'''''
* ''{{Film/SAW}}'' (The original trilogy, anyway.)
* ''Series/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents2017''
* ''Film/TheShining''
* ''Series/StrangerThings''
* ''Film/TalladegaNightsTheBalladOfRickyBobby''
* ''Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay''
* ''Series/ThisHouseHasPeopleInIt''
* ''Series/TooManyCooks''
* ''{{Film/Zoolander}}'' (Look, I just ''really'' like Will Ferrell.)
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[[folder:Video Games]]
* ''VideoGame/AnimalCrossing''
* ''VideoGame/ApeEscape''
* ''VideoGame/BattleblockTheater''
* ''VideoGame/TheBindingOfIsaac''
* ''VideoGame/CastleCrashers''
* ''VideoGame/CorpseParty''
* ''{{VisualNovel/Danganronpa}}''
* '''''VideoGame/DrawnToLife'''''
* ''{{VideoGame/Earthbound}}''
* ''{{VideoGame/Fallout}}''
* ''VideoGame/HalfLife''
* ''{{VideoGame/Imscared}}''
* ''VideoGame/JojosBizarreAdventureThe7thStandUser''
* ''VideoGame/Left4Dead''
* '''''{{VideoGame/LISA}}'''''
* ''VideoGame/MarioAndLuigi''
* ''VideoGame/NightInTheWoods''
* ''{{VideoGame/OFF}}''
* ''VideoGame/PapersPlease''
* ''{{VideoGame/Pikmin}}''
* ''{{Franchise/Pokemon}}'' (my favorite is [[VideoGame/PokemonRubyAndSapphire Gen 3]] in case you're wondering)
* ''VideoGame/PonyIsland''
* ''{{VideoGame/Portal}}''
* ''VideoGame/PunchOut''
* '''''VideoGame/RiddleSchool'''''
* ''VideoGame/ShovelKnight''
* ''{{VideoGame/Skullgirls}}''
* ''VideoGame/SpookysJumpScareMansion''
* ''VideoGame/TheStanleyParable''
* ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''
* ''{{VideoGame/Undertale}}''
* ''{{VideoGame/XCOM}}''
* ''VideoGame/YandereSimulator''
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[[folder:Webcomics]]
* ''Webcomic/AwkwardZombie''
* ''{{Webcomic/BACK}}''
* ''Webcomic/BrawlInTheFamily''
* '''''Webcomic/CucumberQuest'''''
* ''Webcomic/HeIsAGoodBoy''
* ''{{Webcomic/Homestuck}}'' (Still dicking around in Act 4 though.)
* ''Roleplay/NanQuest''
* ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
* '''''Roleplay/RubyQuest'''''
* '''''{{Webcomic/Sparklecare}}'''''
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[[folder:Web Originals]]
* ''WebVideo/AngryVideoGameNerd''
* ''{{WebVideo/Brutalmoose}}''
* ''{{WebVideo/Caddicarus}}''
* '''''{{WebAnimation/Eddsworld}}'''''
* ''WebVideo/FilthyFrank''
* '''''Machinima/FreemansMind'''''
* ''WebVideo/GameGrumps''
* ''WebVideo/GradeAUnderA''
* ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner''
* ''{{WebVideo/Jacksfilms}}''
* ''WebVideo/JonTron''
* ''WebAnimation/KlayWorld''
* ''WebVideo/LasagnaCat''
* ''WebOriginal/NitroRad''
* ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''
* ''{{WebVideo/Petscop}}''
* ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Western Animation]]
* ''{{WesternAnimation/Animaniacs}}''
* ''{{WesternAnimation/Chowder}}''
* '''''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim'''''
* ''WesternAnimation/MonsterHouse''
* ''WesternAnimation/OverTheGardenWall''
* '''''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'''''
* ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''
* ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''
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[[folder:Tropes that apply to me.]]
* ApologisesALot: I tend to apologize about every little thing. I might be part Canadian.
* BerserkButton: I am incredibly touchy about my old name. If you know it, for whatever reason, please ''please'' do not call me by it. I hate it so much.
* BiTheWay: Yeah, I'm a fan of sausage and fish. ''That was a really gross way of putting it...''
* CharacterAlignment: As much as I ''want'' to be ChaoticEvil, my stupid morality keeps getting in the way, so I'm pretty much NeutralGood.
* ChivalrousPervert: I am... not a clean person. At the same time, I try to be a good guy and [[CovertPervert keep my urges private.]]
* CutenessOverload: I tend to slip into this whenever I see axolotls, fennecs, or just anything unbelievably adorable. I know I'm not alone there, but I love cute things just a bit more than usual.
* GrammarNazi: I am really intense about grammatical mistakes, and point them out when I can. It's just that I'm terrible at it.
* GratuitousFrench: J'utilise français beaucoup. Ce qui est bizarre, parce que je comprends à peine la langue.
* HollywoodAtheist: I have a pretty rocky past with religion. I've been bitter about religious subjects ever since [[spoiler:my sister died.]]
* IHatePastMe: Saying I hate ''Keep Him Alive'' and its remake is something of an understatement.
* IJustLikeSayingTheWord: Skedaddle. I say that word all the time in real life because it's so fun! ''Skedaddle!''
** Same applies to "diddle", "fiddle", and "bap".
* LargeHam: I like to shower my sentences with exclamation points!
* PungeonMaster: I try to crack a pun whenever I can. ''Whenever I can.''
* RidiculousProcrastinator: Oh yeah.
* SirSwearsALot: I'd really like to tone down the swearing I do, but until then, keep your kids away from me.
* VerbalTic: Well ya know, I tend to start my sentences with "well," and "ya know,".
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[[folder:My headcanon bollocks.]]
If you're wondering why I have this section... It's cuz I'm a plagiarizing cunt.

[[AC:LISA]]
* Olan - [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Engineer.]]
* Terry - [[{{WebVideo/Jontron}} Jontron.]]
* Nern - [[{{Film/Anchorman}} Ron Burgundy.]]
* Buffalo - [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Soldier.]]
* Garth - [[Music/NinjaSexParty Danny Sexbang.]]
* Columbo - [[WebVideo/FilthyFrank Filthy Frank.]]
* Buzzo - Creator/JackNicholson.
* Rick - [[WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty Jerry Smith.]]
* Buddy - [[Anime/AttackOnTitan Mikasa Ackerman.]]

[[AC:Sparklecare]]
* Dr. Doom - [[VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas Yes Man.]]
* Dr. Cuddles - [[Machinima/FreemansMind Gordon.]]
* Barry - [[{{WebAnimation/Eddsworld}} Tom.]]
* Beeps - [[Franchise/HomestarRunner Homestar.]]

[[AC:OFF]]
* The Batter - [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders Jotaro.]]
* The Judge - [[Film/TheDarkKnight The Joker.]]
* Zacharie - [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcFwgMUAh98 What he sounds like in this dub.]]

[[AC:Dreaming and Awake]]
* Grimaldi - [[Franchise/SamAndMax Max.]]
* Bruno - [[WesternAnimation/MonstersInc Sully.]]
* Matilda - [[VideoGame/BanjoKazooie Gruntilda.]]
* Queen Oneira - [[WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty Ma-Sha.]]

[[AC:My own original stuff]]
* G - [[Film/TheLEGOMovie Unikitty.]]
* Lime Baby - [[Franchise/SouthPark Kyle.]]
* Dynak - [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable Koichi.]]

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[[folder:Useless information you don't need to know but I'll tell you anyway.]]
* My favorite spooks are aliens. Ghosts are directly behind them.
* My favorite aliens are a tie between [[VideoGame/MarioAndLuigiPartnersInTime Shroobs]] and [[WesternAnimation/InvaderZim Irkens.]]
* My favorite animal is the fennec fox and really any type of pig. If I see one or the other, I ''will'' fall victim to CutenessOverload.
* I am a pretty big fan of the sci-fi genre. As you might be able to tell by my favorites on that list up there.
* Whenever IWantMyMommy is used, I almost immediately feel bad. I'm weak-willed like that.
* I don't know what I'm gonna do with my life, but I know I want to get into the creative industry. Right now I'm juggling film and game design.
* My favorite color is green.
* I'm an atheist, but who isn't these days?
* I tend to like villains more than heroes.
* I am white as ''fuck!''
* Once I came up with an idea for a book about a serial killer who cuts off people's hair and chokes them to death with it. I was [[CreepyChild 9 at the time.]]
* I am 17.
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[[folder:Things I've done on the site.]]
* I started 3 adventure games so far. ''Keep Him Alive, Keep Him Alive: Rebirth,'' and ''Dust to Dust''... [[SelfDeprecation I'm sorry.]]
* I also launched a Creator page for {{Creator/Jonochrome}}, the Webcomic page for ''{{Webcomic/Sparklecare}}'' and a Roleplay page for ''Roleplay/InTheShadowOfMan.''
* Other than that, I've done diddly-shit.
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* ''{{VideoGame/Danganronpa}}''

Also, as a note, I'm referred to as "Bacon" for short, but I'd prefer to be called "Zorp" so as to not be confused with [[Tropers/BaconManiac5000 another bacon-based troper.]]

* My real name is Beverly, in case you were wondering.

I'm that girl who makes failed adventure games and endlessly gushes about {{VideoGame/LISA}}, as you've likely noticed if you know me. I'm also a really big fan of anything small and cute. I'm loud and proud about loving adorable things.

* I am 16.

* BerserkButton: I don't really hide my name online, but ''please,'' if you know it, don't address me by it. It makes me really uncomfortable when people do.

* HollywoodAtheist: I have a pretty rocky past with religion. I've been bitter about religious subjects ever since [[spoiler:a death that more or less entirely destroyed our family for a while.]]

I'm the person who makes failed adventure games and endlessly gushes about {{VideoGame/LISA}}, as you've likely noticed if you know me. I'm also a really big fan of anything small and cute. I'm loud and proud about loving adorable things.

* DesperatelyCravesAffection: Yeah, I'm kinda lonely... But I got friends, at least!

I'm the guy who makes failed adventure games and endlessly gushes about {{VideoGame/LISA}}, as you've likely noticed if you know me. I'm also a really big fan of anything small and cute. I'm loud and proud about loving adorable things.

* GuyInRealLife: Despite the fact that most of my characters are female, I am a male. I'm not trying to mess with anyone, I just enjoy creating female characters.

* As I hinted in my GuyInRealLife entry, I find it weirdly difficult to write male characters and very much prefer writing female characters.

* ''Anime/OnePunchMan''

* BerserkButton: I don't really hide my name online (it's Greg), but ''please'' don't address me by it. It makes me really uncomfortable when people do.

* HollywoodAtheist: I have a pretty rocky past with religion. I've been bitter about religious subjects ever since [[spoiler:a death that pretty much permanently rocked my world.]]

* BerserkButton: Calling my characters [=OCs=] kind of annoys me. Even if it's true, "OC" carries a ''really'' fucking bad connotation. And on top of that, if my characters, in their own settings, are [=OCs=], ''every'' character ''EVER'' is an OC. It's a stupid term to use improperly.
** As an added bonus, calling any of my shorter female characters "loli." The idea of someone thinking of my characters in that context creeps the ''hell'' out of me.

* '''''{{VideoGame/Pikmin}}'''''

** While we're on the subject of me being a CreepyChild, I nearly killed my brother. 3 times.

* ''[[VideoGame/SpookysJumpscareMansion Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion]]''

* '''''[[Machinima/FreemansMind Freeman's Mind]]'''''

* ''WebVideo/Petscop''