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These birds have a more complex brain than modern pigeons, and for your convenience they contain "biological USB" (think ''{{Film/Avatar}}'', but less stupid), allowing you to indicate the directions telepathically, saving a lot of time for both of you. The pigeon also contains highly toxic chemicals covering its feathers, killing instantly predators that attempt to consume it [=*=]; in addition, its primary purpose is to reach the destination of the message, not stopping except for feeding. It's advised to let the bird rest a couple of days after each journey.

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These birds have a more complex brain than modern pigeons, and for your convenience they contain "biological USB" (think ''{{Film/Avatar}}'', ''Film/{{Avatar}}'', but less stupid), allowing you to indicate the directions telepathically, saving a lot of time for both of you. The pigeon also contains highly toxic chemicals covering its feathers, killing instantly predators that attempt to consume it [=*=]; in addition, its primary purpose is to reach the destination of the message, not stopping except for feeding. It's advised to let the bird rest a couple of days after each journey.
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Well, thats no more! Our genetic engineering branch of TropeCo® brought us our most recent product, InstantMessengerPigeon!

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Well, thats no more! Our genetic engineering branch of TropeCo® TropeCo/TropeCo® brought us our most recent product, InstantMessengerPigeon!
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These birds have a more complex brain than modern pigeons, and for your convenience they contain "biological USB" (think ''{{Film/Avatar}}'', but less stupid), allowing you to indicate the directions telepathically, saving a lot of time for both of you. The pigeon also contains highly toxic chemicals covering its feathers, killing instantly predators that attempt to consume it [=*=]; in addition, its primary purpose is to reach the destiny of the message, not stopping except for feeding. It's advised to let the bird rest a couple of days after it.

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These birds have a more complex brain than modern pigeons, and for your convenience they contain "biological USB" (think ''{{Film/Avatar}}'', but less stupid), allowing you to indicate the directions telepathically, saving a lot of time for both of you. The pigeon also contains highly toxic chemicals covering its feathers, killing instantly predators that attempt to consume it [=*=]; in addition, its primary purpose is to reach the destiny destination of the message, not stopping except for feeding. It's advised to let the bird rest a couple of days after it.
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[[caption-width:306:Our pigeons are gnome friendly.]]

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These birds have a more complex brain than modern pigeons, and for your convenience they contain "biological USB" (think ''{{Film/Avatar}}'', but less stupid), allowing you to indicate the directions telepathically, saving a lot of time for both of you. The pigeon also contains highly toxic chemicals covering its feathers, killing instantly predators that attempt to consume it [=*=]; in addition, its primary purpose is to reach the destiny of the message, not stopping except for feeding. Its advised to let the bird rest a couple of days after it.

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These birds have a more complex brain than modern pigeons, and for your convenience they contain "biological USB" (think ''{{Film/Avatar}}'', but less stupid), allowing you to indicate the directions telepathically, saving a lot of time for both of you. The pigeon also contains highly toxic chemicals covering its feathers, killing instantly predators that attempt to consume it [=*=]; in addition, its primary purpose is to reach the destiny of the message, not stopping except for feeding. Its It's advised to let the bird rest a couple of days after it.

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