History TropeCo / DistressedDamsel

But heroes are willing to rescue strangers in the right circumstances. That's why '''TropeCo/TropeCo®''' is able to provide you with your own DistressedDamsel. We found some {{Upper Class Twit}}s are willing to do anything if they are bored/[[AlcoholInducedIdiocy drunk]][=/=][[HypnotizeTheCaptive hypnotized]] enough. So for a reasonable fee, they let you kidnap them, and the hero comes to the rescue.

But heroes are willing to rescue strangers in the right circumstances. That's why '''TropeCo/TropeCo®''' is able to provide you with your own DistressedDamsel. We found some {{Upper Class Twit}}s are willing to do anything if they are bored/[[AlcoholInducedIdiocy drunk]][=/=][[HypnotizeThePrincess hypnotized]] enough. So for a reasonable fee, they let you kidnap them, and the hero comes to the rescue.

[[caption-width-right:330:Paired {{Pretty|InMink}} [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal professional]] [[HostageSituation prisoners]].]]

[[BadassInDistress Be wary of defective products that might end up kicking you in the butt instead]] (this goes double if you don't heed our advice and mistreat them).

But heroes are willing to rescue strangers in the right circumstances. That's why '''TropeCo/TropeCo®''' is able to provide you with your own DistressedDamsel. We found some {{Upper Class Twit}}s are willing to do anything if they are bored/drunk/[[HypnotizeThePrincess hypnotized]] enough. So for a reasonable fee, they let you kidnap them, and the hero comes to the rescue.

[[caption-width-right:330:Paired {{Pretty|InMink}} professional [[HostageSituation prisoners]].]]

[[caption-width-right:330:Paired {{Pretty|InMink}} professional [[HostageSituation prisoners.]]

[[caption-width-right:330:Paired {{Pretty| In Mink}} professional [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal prisoners]].]]

So you need to kidnap someone to lure the hero to your lair. But for some reason, just grabbing someone close to him isn't an option. [[Franchise/{{Superman}} Lois Lane]] is out of town, and all the {{Action Girl}}s have learned to overcome the StandardFemaleGrabArea.

So you need to kidnap someone to lure the hero to your lair. But for some reason, just grabbing someone close to him isn't an option. [[{{Superman}} Lois Lane]] is out of town, and all the {{Action Girl}}s have learned to overcome the StandardFemaleGrabArea.

But heroes are willing to rescue strangers in the right circumstances. That's why '''TropeCo®''' is able to provide you with your own DistressedDamsel. We found some {{Upper Class Twit}}s are willing to do anything if they are bored/drunk/[[HypnotizeThePrincess hypnotized]] enough. So for a reasonable fee, they let you kidnap them, and the hero comes to the rescue.

Just don't actually hurt them, either physically, mentally, or [[IHaveYouNowMyPretty sexually]] (unless they first agree to any of those, and sign a waiver). We have successfully sued over such misuse of our people in the past. And harming your hostages has been strongly linked to [[KarmicDeath a more damaging defeat]] to people like you [[LaserGuidedKarma due to the laws of Karma]]; TropeCo assumes no responsibility for that situation. These people are just here to help you get your nemesis.

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If a rich ditz isn't an option, we also have a pool of interns who [[DeliberatelyDistressedDamsel don't mind being kidnapped]], or they just do what we tell them to (if they know what's good for them). Either way you have a ready hostage.

[[caption-width-right:330:{{Pretty| In Mink}} professional hostages.]]

If a rich ditz isn't an option, we also have a pool of interns who [[DeliberatelyDistressedDamsel don't mind being kidnapped]], or they just do what we tell them to. Either way you have a ready hostage.

Just don't actually hurt them, either physically, mentally, or [[IHaveYouNowMyPretty sexually]] (unless they agree to any of those and sign a waiver). We have successfully sued over such misuse of our people in the past. And harming your hostages has been strongly linked to [[KarmicDeath a more damaging defeat]] [[LaserGuidedKarma due to the laws of Karma]]; TropeCo assumes no responsibility for that situation. They're to help you get your nemesis.

[[BadassInDistress Be wary of defective products that might end up kicking you in the butt instead]].

If a rich ditz isn't an option, we also have a pool of interns who [[TooKinkyToTorture don't mind being kidnapped]], or they just do what we tell them to. Either way you have a ready hostage.

[[caption-width-right:330:Professional hostages.]]

If a rich ditz isn't an option, we also have a pool of interns who [[{{Fetish}} don't mind being kidnapped]], or they just do what we tell them to. Either way you have a ready hostage.

[[quoteright:330:[[PrettyInMink http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/fox_coat_hostages.jpg]]]]

Just don't actually hurt them, either physically, mentally, or sexually (unless they agree to any of those and sign a waiver). We have successfully sued over such misuse of our people in the past. They're to help you get your nemesis.

But heroes are willing to rescue strangers in the right circumstances. That's why '''TropeCo®''' is able to provide you with your own DistressedDamsel. We found some {{Upper Class Twit}}s are willing to do anything if they are bored/drunk/[[HypnotizeThePrincess hypnotized]] enough. So for a reasonable fee, they let you kidnap them, and the hero comes to the rescue.

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/fox_coat_hostages.jpg
[[caption-width:330:Professional hostages.]]