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We know everything is a little slow today Sir/Ma'am. All of our {{Beleaguered Bureaucrat}}s just had all of there desks moved down into the leaky basement and no one has checked up on them since then, so all we have on staff are {{Obstructive Bureaucrat}}s who were only trained to use their StampOfRejection, and if your case is rejected you'll be detained in the holding cells alongside the {{Beleaguered Bureaucrat}}s until your next of kin can come and file Release Form [[Film/{{Brazil}} 27b/6]] to those same {{Obstructive Bureaucrat}}s.
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We know everything is a little slow today Sir/Ma'am. All of our {{Beleaguered Bureaucrat}}s just had all of there their desks moved down into the leaky basement and no one has checked up on them since then, so all we have on staff are {{Obstructive Bureaucrat}}s who were only trained to use their StampOfRejection, and if your case is rejected you'll be detained in the holding cells alongside the {{Beleaguered Bureaucrat}}s until your next of kin can come and file Release Form [[Film/{{Brazil}} 27b/6]] to those same {{Obstructive Bureaucrat}}s.
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Welcome to the TropeCo/TropeCo® DepartmentOfMajorVexation. Please wait one moment while he get someone to
If you wanted to see an official agent, you should have scheduled an appointment beforehand.
If you wanted to see an official agent, you should have scheduled an appointment beforehand.
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Hello Sir/Ma'am.
Welcome to the TropeCo/TropeCo® DepartmentOfMajorVexation. Please wait one moment while he get someone to
If you wanted to see an official agent, you should have scheduled an appointment beforehand.
What's that? You ''did'' file an appointment and you came exactly on time? "Two months in advance" you say? We're sorry for the mix-up and we'll get right on it when we have someone to fix that teeny-wheeny little error with our state-of-the-art [[TheAllegedComputer computer system]]. The last time we had the system upgraded was back in 1998 and all it did was make everything buggier. No, loading times can't go any faster because the bandwidth is busy. We're sorry sir, but the [=WiFi=] password is not available for public use. Or use by employees. Or the boss. Or our service provider.
All-right Sir/Ma'am, if you can just TakeANumber and stay RightOnQueue, we can be right with you. No, that queue is full. The back of the line goes right out the door, circles the building twice, blocks traffic downtown and has just backed itself into the Gulf of Mexico. If you need refreshments, we're sorry, but outside food and drinks are banned from the premises and the water-cooler is for {{Desk Jockey}}s only.
We know everything is a little slow today Sir/Ma'am. All of our {{Beleaguered Bureaucrat}}s just had all of there desks moved down into the leaky basement and no one has checked up on them since then, so all we have on staff are {{Obstructive Bureaucrat}}s who were only trained to use their StampOfRejection, and if your case is rejected you'll be detained in the holding cells alongside the {{Beleaguered Bureaucrat}}s until your next of kin can come and file Release Form [[Film/{{Brazil}} 27b/6]] to those same {{Obstructive Bureaucrat}}s.
All right, what can I do for you today? I'm sorry sir/madam, but you wrote down the form in black ink instead of blue ink and therefor the form will have to be shredded and you will need to submit the proper forms at a later date.
Next.
Welcome to the TropeCo/TropeCo® DepartmentOfMajorVexation. Please wait one moment while he get someone to
If you wanted to see an official agent, you should have scheduled an appointment beforehand.
What's that? You ''did'' file an appointment and you came exactly on time? "Two months in advance" you say? We're sorry for the mix-up and we'll get right on it when we have someone to fix that teeny-wheeny little error with our state-of-the-art [[TheAllegedComputer computer system]]. The last time we had the system upgraded was back in 1998 and all it did was make everything buggier. No, loading times can't go any faster because the bandwidth is busy. We're sorry sir, but the [=WiFi=] password is not available for public use. Or use by employees. Or the boss. Or our service provider.
All-right Sir/Ma'am, if you can just TakeANumber and stay RightOnQueue, we can be right with you. No, that queue is full. The back of the line goes right out the door, circles the building twice, blocks traffic downtown and has just backed itself into the Gulf of Mexico. If you need refreshments, we're sorry, but outside food and drinks are banned from the premises and the water-cooler is for {{Desk Jockey}}s only.
We know everything is a little slow today Sir/Ma'am. All of our {{Beleaguered Bureaucrat}}s just had all of there desks moved down into the leaky basement and no one has checked up on them since then, so all we have on staff are {{Obstructive Bureaucrat}}s who were only trained to use their StampOfRejection, and if your case is rejected you'll be detained in the holding cells alongside the {{Beleaguered Bureaucrat}}s until your next of kin can come and file Release Form [[Film/{{Brazil}} 27b/6]] to those same {{Obstructive Bureaucrat}}s.
All right, what can I do for you today? I'm sorry sir/madam, but you wrote down the form in black ink instead of blue ink and therefor the form will have to be shredded and you will need to submit the proper forms at a later date.
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