History TheReasonYouSuckSpeech / WebAnimation

** Caillou gives one to [[VideoGame/HyruleWarriors Cia]] in "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKi-pHaFLeA Caillou Joins]]Fanfic/TheHotTopicKrew" after she [[BerserkButton insults Chuck E. Cheese's]], making her run off crying.
---> '''Caillou:''' How dare you insult [[Creator/ChuckECheese Chuck E. Cheese's]] you fat, stupid bitch! You're the worst villain in all of video game history! Your game is shit, your [[AllLoveIsUnrequited motivation for war]] is shit, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking you're a closet weeaboo!]]

* The parody of the [=SpongeBob=] episode "Mid-Life Crustacean", "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbid2XaGFZI Politically Correct Panty Raid]]" has Mr. Krabs give one to [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick for wanting to steal women's underwear.
-->'''Mr. Krabs:''' Panty raid? Yer talkin' about girls, right? Girl girls?\\
'''Patrick:''' Yeah.\\
'''Mr. Krabs:''' And yer talkin' about raiding their dressers for their underpants, right?\\
'''Patrick:''' Oh yeah.\\
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Yer kidding, right?\\
'''Patrick:''' No, what do you mean? We do this like, once a week.\\
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Well I mean, it's just, you know. Disrespectful to women.\\
'''Patrick:''' Come again?\\
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Boys, that is disgusting. [[CallBack We should beat people up for saying things like that.]] I never thought I'd hear such an idea coming out of yer mouths. If we wanna grow as a society, we have to stop objectifying women and treat them like people. And to raid their dressers for their underpants? Do you even see them as people? Or just a sexual object whose privacy you can invade whenever you feel need be? Just so you can fulfill your sexual urges. There's still a time to change, boys. What do you say?\\
'''Patrick:''' What're you, a liberal?\\
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, come on [=SpongeBob=]. You understand, right?\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Umm, no Mr. Krabs. It's actually not really cool of you.\\
'''Patrick:''' Yeah. Very uncoral.\\
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, dear Neptune. [[EvenEvilHasStandards Even Plankton has better morals than you boys.]]\\
'''Patrick:''' (To [=SpongeBob=]) [=SpongeBob=], I think he voted for Joe Biden.\\
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Bold of you to assume my political stance just because I don't wanna raid Sandy's wardrobe for her underpants.\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Oh, we aren't doing it to Sandy.\\
'''[[OneOfTheBoys Sandy]]:''' Oh hey boys! You ready for the panty raid?\\
'''Mr. Krabs:''' What? You too, Sandy?

* Website/GoAnimate:

* The first two of the "Quarantine Edition" videos of ''Website/CollegeHumor'''s ''If Google Was a Guy'' series (which are animated rather than live-action like the series usually is) have Google deliver a scathing reprimand towards someone wanting to violate the quarantines being enforced during the COVID-19 pandemic to do whatever they want.

** Church himself delivers a big one to the other members of the Blood Gulch Crew, after [[spoiler:they refuse to help him and Carolina take down the Director. Of course, they promptly get the same message across to him without saying a single word.]]

* PlayedForLaughs in [[http://youtu.be/XhnaWC3rl4c episode 11]] of ''WebAnimation/TheMostPopularGirlsInSchool'', when, after [[spoiler: Deandra]] gets [[AnArmAndALeg her arms ripped off]], Trisha lays into Ashley Katchadourian because [[ForWantOfANail she was not watching the door]].

** Bubble gives a well deserved one to Flower in "Return of the Hang Glider."

'''Four:''' ''[[SuddenlyShouting YOU'RE NOT HELPING!!!]]'' None of you have '''''any''''' respect for me, and I'm ''FED UP WITH IT!'' Forty of my contestants left for someone they knew for like, ''FIVE MINUTES''! And the ones that stayed steal Donut's Diary, you don't even help me out of jail until I make it a challenge, and now, '''''UGH''''', You're gonna throw a party for Profily ''IMMEDIATLEY''?! You never do these things for me, so we're going to make this simple! Profily is ''OUT OF THE GAME!''

--> '''Max:''' With all that money, you can just buy some new friends who will eventually hate your guts too.

--> '''Betty:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Shut. The fuck. UP!]] Geez, you are SOOOOO fucking annoying! You think there is no way to stop her, you think this is hopeless, you think we are a bunch of dumbasses who are on a white knight mission to our deaths! We ask you for an idea and your cocky-ass goes on some cocky-ass rant on how we're cocky-asses against a cocky-ass witch with a cocky-ass plan that won't cocky-ass WORK! Hey guys, how about we just stand here with our thumbs up our cocky-asses?! At least THEN we won't piss off your highness right here!

---> '''Keedran:''' "Massive abomination" am I?! Just who the hell do you think you are talking to?! I could erase your puny judgemental smug self off the face of existence if I so desired! I've been seen as a ruthless monster by humanity for thousands of lifetimes just because I'm not some soft-spoken serene babe or some gruff and tough asskicker! I have to take some gaudy 'true form' JUST so humanity won't piss themselves and form a mob by the mere SIGHT of me! Yet despite all of that, I continue to protect the lives of everyone in this world! I look past their judgemental hearts, swallow my petty and bitter feelings of them, and I vanquish threats like the Overlord of Evil or soon-to-be Melinda! Why? Because as a guardian deity, it isn't my duty to make sure humanity likes me, its my duty to make sure they are safe from the TRUE massive abominations that exist in this world!

--> '''Luna:''' You think you've found an ally in darkness? Do you comprehend the powers you were gifted with, the same powers I was ''born'' into? Where do you think the shadows all go to hide from the precious light? Just who do you think stands against them? What you posses is a mere fraction of their might, the same might I stand unyielding against each and every night. You are nothing compared to them. You are nothing compared to ''me''! You claim to know fear? I shall show you true terror!

---> '''Clementine:''' No, we'll never invite you because [[BrattyHalfPint you're a tantrum]] [[SpoiledBrat thrower, a crybaby]], not our best friend and everyone hates you and so do we.
** Caillou gives one to [[VideoGame/HyruleWarriors Cia]] in "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKi-pHaFLeA Caillou Joins]]Fanfic/TheHotTopicKrew" after she [[BerserkButton insults Chuck E. Cheese's,]] making her run off crying.

--> '''The Princess:''' Woah, woah, woah. I showed up on your doorstep drenched, filthy, and exhausted. And you decided to... test me?!
--> '''The Prince:''' Um... Yes. It was all a test. But... you passed! So hurray!
--> '''The Queen:''' And now you two can get married! Hurray!
--> '''The Prince:''' Yes! Married! Ha ha!
--> '''The Princess:''' NO! We're not getting married! What is wrong with you people?! That's the meanest thing anyone has ever done to me! Why would I want to marry someone who treats women that way?!
--> '''The Prince:''' Um... Because I'm a prince!
--> '''The Princess:''' What was it you said to me last night? Oh, right. I remember. (JumpCut to the Princess outside the castle with her gear.) [[IronicEcho Good Day!]]
--> '''The Prince:''' But wait! You're the only true princess in the land!
--> '''The Princess:''' Yeah? But you're not the only prince! I'm off to find someone nicer!

** In their second Podcast, The Emperor bring Uriah Olathaire (of "The Last Church" by Graham [=McNeill=]) for another debate he thought he would easily win... and then it turns out Uriah became a Chaos priest, and spent the remainder of his afterlife studying theology. Uriah then rips the Emperor a new asshole by tearing apart every single thing that's wrong with him and the Imperium he formed and there are a lot. It has so many truths about it that two of his Custodes, Wamuudes and Custodisi, can't help but agree with Uriah that their Emperor is a huge prick and Chaos cults start popping up faster than they could be squelched due to his words.

-->'''Homer Simpson:''' Because no-one fuckin' likes you, that's why. D'you know why people think the new Simpsons episodes suck complete BALLS compared to the old episodes? It's because the writers are trying their fucking HARDEST to make you relevant and likeable, they [[CharacterFocus make you the star of more and more episodes!]] And all of them just revolve around boring shit like Buddhism and Vegetarianism! All your jokes are fuckin' forced as shit! Fuckin' MAGGIE over here adds more to the show than you, FUCKIN', one episode character F-Frank Grimes, adds more to the show than you! You fuckin' '''cunt!''' '''''What do you even-''''' What do you even DO? Just... fuck off!

** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Lw6HypJBso After becoming a Yakuza]], Ram gives her former parents and sister a blistering speech when they show up to the restaurant she and her husband Kairi owned.

* PlayedForLaughs in [[http://youtu.be/XhnaWC3rl4c episode 11]] of ''WebAnimation/TheMostPopularGirlsInSchool'', when, after [[spoiler: Deandra]] gets her arms ripped off, Trisha lays into Ashley Katchadourian because [[ForWantOfANail she was not watching the door]].

-->'''Tex:''' You can't even help ''yourself''. That's why you made me, Church. You made me to take on all the things you can't handle. Just like you always have. Well guess what, I'm gonna handle it.

--->'''Church:''' ''You're'' my problem! You've ''always'' been my problem! Each and every one one of you is just a ''problem'' that I have to ''deal'' with on a '''daily basis!'''

--->'''Church:''' Not all of us got off scott-free, Carolina.

** Near the end of Season 12, Washington delivers one to Locus that not only deconstructs Locus' ConsummateProfessional image, but pisses off Locus enough that he abandons his discreet tactics and straight-up tackles him.

** In the Volume 3 episode "Heroes vs. Monsters", after Ruby Rose forces Neo off the ship, she says she's going to stop Roman Torchwick regardless of what he tries. Executing a volley of moves to regain the upper-hand, Roman points out to Ruby how dangerous Remnant is, people who try being heroic just get themselves killed, and the only thing Huntsmen do well is die young.

*** Marrow Amin struggles to accept General Ironwood's increasingly ruthless orders, until he finally reaches his breaking point and tells both his boss and his teammates exactly how he feels about their behavior. Upon seeing his fellow Ace-Ops try to justify holding the city of Mantle hostage with a bomb, Marrow explodes at their willingness to "do Salem's job for her". He calls them out for believing in nothing, and rails against the General for betraying the ideals Marrow believed they were fighting for. Winter immediately arrests Marrow and takes him to the brig, deliberately saving his life as Ironwood was about to shoot him in the back for insubordination.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Boys, that is disgusting. [[CallBack We should beat people up for saying things like that.]] I never thought I'd here such an idea coming out of yer mouths. If we wanna grow as a society, we have to stop objectifying women and treat them like people. And to raid their dressers for their underpants? Do you even see them as people? Or just a sexual object whose privacy you can invade whenever you feel need be? Just so you can fulfill your sexual urges. There's still a time to change, boys. What do you say?\\

*** Yang absolutely tears into Raven when she confronts her down in the Spring Maiden's vault, taking apart all of her excuses and rationalizations for her actions and revealing Raven for the coward she truly is, ultimately giving Raven the ultimatum of claiming the Relic of Knowledge, willingly putting a target on her back, or letting Yang take it, putting her daughter in danger to protect herself. She chooses the latter, and flees in tears, leaving the Relic to Yang.

** In Volume 5, Sienna Khan may have taken the White Fang in a more violent direction under her leadership, but her actions have always been for the sake of Faunus equality. As such, she condemns Adam Taurus for his role in accelerating the Fall of Beacon, telling him that his methods only serve to justify humanity's fear of Faunus; what he sees as a demonstration of strength and conviction, she sees as short-sightedness. Adam, however, has grown popular enough within the White Fang to personally take over the organization; he murders Sienna for her unwillingness to follow him.

*** Marrow Amin struggles to accept increasingly ruthless orders, until he finally reaches his breaking point and tells both Ironwood and his team-mates exactly how he feels about their behaviour. Holding the city of Mantle hostage with a bomb causes Marrow to angrily explode at their willingness to "do Salem's job for her". He calls them out for believing in nothing and railing against Ironwood for betraying the ideals Marrow believed they were fighting for. Ironwood nearly shoots him, but Winter intervenes.

*** Marrow Amin struggles to accept increasingly ruthless orders, until he finally reaches his breaking point and tells both Ironwood and his team-mates exactly how he feels about their behaviour. Holding the city of Mantle hostage with a bomb causes Marrow to angrily explode at their willingness to "do Salem's job for her". He calls them out for making excuses, accusing them of believing in nothing and railing against Ironwood for betraying the ideals Marrow believed they were fighting for. This rant nearly earns Marrow a bullet in the back from Ironwood's gun, with Winter's intervention saving him from execution.

*** Marrow Amin struggles to accept increasingly ruthless orders, until he finally reaches his breaking point and tells both Ironwood and his team-mates exactly how he feels about their behaviour. Holding the city of Mantle hostage with a bomb causes Marrow to angrily explode at their willingness to "do Salem's job for her". He calls them out for making excuses, accusing them of believing in nothing and railing against Ironwood for betraying the ideals Marrow believed they were fighting for. This rant nearly earns Marrow a bullet in the back from ''Due Process'', with Winter's intervention saving him from execution.