History TheReasonYouSuckSpeech / VideoGames

8th Jul '16 5:25:53 PM meanmetalmario
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-->'''Scout:''' Nice hustle tons of fun, next time eat a salad.
-->'''Spy:''' I'm looking at your X-ray! And I'm afraid you SUCK!
-->'''Spy:''' Here's what I have that you don't! A functioning liver, depth perception, and a ''pulse!''
-->'''Sniper:''' You're making this so easy. I'm actually getting worse.

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-->'''Scout:''' -->'''Scout Dominating Heavy:''' Nice hustle tons hustle, [[YouAreFat Tons of fun, next time Fun]]! Next time, eat a salad.
-->'''Spy:'''
salad!\\
'''Spy Dominating Medic:'''
I'm looking at your X-ray! And x-ray, and I'm afraid you SUCK!
-->'''Spy:'''
SUCK!\\
'''Spy Dominating Demoman:'''
Here's what I have that you don't! A don't: a functioning liver, depth perception, and a ''pulse!''
-->'''Sniper:'''
''pulse''!\\
'''Sniper Dominating Any Class:'''
You're making this so easy. easy, I'm actually getting worse.''worse''.
7th Jul '16 11:18:38 AM MinisterOfSinister
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** When you encounter Cyclops, he asks if Pico has any [[LastRequest last requests]]. Pico can [[AintTooProudToBeg beg for his life]], or tell Cyclops what he thinks.

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** When you encounter Cyclops, he asks if Pico has any [[LastRequest last requests]].{{last request}}s. Pico can [[AintTooProudToBeg beg for his life]], or tell Cyclops what he thinks.



-->'''Nightmare:''' ''Did you think you mattered, [[spoiler:Hawke]]? Did you think anything you ever did mattered? [[FailureHero You couldn't even save your city]]. How could you expect to strike down a god? [[spoiler:Anders/Fenris/Isabela/Merril/Sebastian]] is going to die, just like your family, and anyone you ever cared about.''
* In the ''VideoGame/ShovelKnight'' DLC- ''Plague of Shadows'', the second version of this trope is exchanged from Polar Knight to Plague Knight. After trying to ignore the alchemist, Polar Knight straight up tells Plague Knight that he's never liked him. He goes on to state that he holds wizards, books, trickery and everything Plague Knight stands for in complete contempt, calling him a Weakling. What makes this exchange even darker is that this is the most emotion and volition Polar Knight has expressed in the series thus far. The first time he uses moving text in the whole series is when he yells at Plague Knight, calling him a weakling a second time just to get the message clear. Plague Knight was not effected by it though.

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-->'''Nightmare:''' ''Did Did you think you mattered, [[spoiler:Hawke]]? Did you think anything you ever did mattered? [[FailureHero You couldn't even save your city]]. How could you expect to strike down a god? [[spoiler:Anders/Fenris/Isabela/Merril/Sebastian]] is going to die, just like your family, and anyone you ever cared about.''
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* In the ''VideoGame/ShovelKnight'' DLC- DLC ''Plague of Shadows'', the second version of this trope is exchanged from Polar Knight to Plague Knight. After trying to ignore the alchemist, Polar Knight straight up tells Plague Knight that he's never liked him. He goes on to state that he holds wizards, books, trickery and everything Plague Knight stands for in complete contempt, calling him a Weakling. What makes this exchange even darker is that this is the most emotion and volition Polar Knight has expressed in the series thus far. The first time he uses moving text in the whole series is when he yells at Plague Knight, calling him a weakling a second time just to get the message clear. Plague Knight was not effected by it though.



** If you go on a [[KillEmAll Genocide Run]], [[spoiler:Sans will give you several reasons why you suck - both during the battle, at the end of it, and sometimes even when you are defeated and come back for more!]]

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** If you go on a [[KillEmAll Genocide Run]], [[spoiler:Sans will give you several reasons why you suck - -- both during the battle, at the end of it, and sometimes even when you are defeated and come back for more!]]



-->[[spoiler:'''Toriel:''']] [[spoiler:''Do not "Tori" me, Dreemurr! You pathetic whelp. If you really wanted to free our kind, you could have gone through the barrier after you got '''ONE''' SOUL, taken six SOUL's from the humans, then come back and freed everyone peacefully. But instead, you made everyone live in despair. Because you would rather wait here, meekly hoping another human never comes.'']]

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-->[[spoiler:'''Toriel:''']] [[spoiler:''Do [[spoiler:Do not "Tori" me, Dreemurr! You pathetic whelp. If you really wanted to free our kind, you could have gone through the barrier after you got '''ONE''' SOUL, taken six SOUL's [=SOULs=] from the humans, then come back and freed everyone peacefully. But instead, you made everyone live in despair. Because you would rather wait here, meekly hoping another human never comes.'']]]]



-->'''Booker:''' ''She's your daughter, you son of a bitch! And you abandoned her! Was it worth it? Huh? Did you get what you wanted? Tell me! Tell me!''\\
'''Elizabeth:''' ''Booker!''\\
[[spoiler:'''Comstock:''']] ''It... is... finished.''\\
'''Booker:''' ''Nothing is finished! You lock her up for her whole life...''\\
'''Elizabeth:''' ''Booker... BOOKER!''\\
'''Booker:''' ''You cut off her finger, and you put it on me1!''\\
'''Elizabeth:''' ''Booker, stop it!''\\

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-->'''Booker:''' ''She's She's your daughter, you son of a bitch! And you abandoned her! Was it worth it? Huh? Did you get what you wanted? Tell me! Tell me!''\\
me!\\
'''Elizabeth:''' ''Booker!''\\
Booker!\\
[[spoiler:'''Comstock:''']] ''It...It... is... finished.''\\
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'''Booker:''' ''Nothing Nothing is finished! You lock her up for her whole life...''\\
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'''Elizabeth:''' ''Booker... BOOKER!''\\
Booker... BOOKER!\\
'''Booker:''' ''You You cut off her finger, and you put it on me1!''\\
me!\\
'''Elizabeth:''' ''Booker, Booker, stop it!''\\it!
2nd Jul '16 2:37:04 AM DennisRodquin
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* In ''VideoGame/{{BioshockInfinite}}'', Booker Dewitt gives one to [[spoiler:Zachary Hale Comstock, literally while bashing his skull into a fountain.]]
-->'''Booker:''' ''She's your daughter, you son of a bitch! And you abandoned her! Was it worth it? Huh? Did you get what you wanted? Tell me! Tell me!''
'''Elizabeth:''' ''Booker!''
[[spoiler:'''Comstock:''']] ''It... is... finished.''
'''Booker:''' ''Nothing is finished! You lock her up for her whole life...''
'''Elizabeth:''' ''Booker... BOOKER!''
'''Booker:''' ''You cut off her finger, and you put it on me!''
'''Elizabeth:''' ''Booker, stop it!''

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* In ''VideoGame/{{BioshockInfinite}}'', ''VideoGame/BioshockInfinite'', Booker Dewitt gives one to [[spoiler:Zachary Hale Comstock, literally while bashing his skull into a fountain.]]
-->'''Booker:''' ''She's your daughter, you son of a bitch! And you abandoned her! Was it worth it? Huh? Did you get what you wanted? Tell me! Tell me!''
me!''\\
'''Elizabeth:''' ''Booker!''
''Booker!''\\
[[spoiler:'''Comstock:''']] ''It... is... finished.''
''\\
'''Booker:''' ''Nothing is finished! You lock her up for her whole life...''
''\\
'''Elizabeth:''' ''Booker... BOOKER!''
BOOKER!''\\
'''Booker:''' ''You cut off her finger, and you put it on me!''
me1!''\\
'''Elizabeth:''' ''Booker, stop it!''it!''\\
2nd Jul '16 2:34:56 AM DennisRodquin
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* In ''VideoGame/{{BioshockInfinite}}'', Booker Dewitt gives one to [[spoiler:Zachary Hale Comstock, literally while bashing his skull into a fountain.]]
-->'''Booker:''' ''She's your daughter, you son of a bitch! And you abandoned her! Was it worth it? Huh? Did you get what you wanted? Tell me! Tell me!''
'''Elizabeth:''' ''Booker!''
[[spoiler:'''Comstock:''']] ''It... is... finished.''
'''Booker:''' ''Nothing is finished! You lock her up for her whole life...''
'''Elizabeth:''' ''Booker... BOOKER!''
'''Booker:''' ''You cut off her finger, and you put it on me!''
'''Elizabeth:''' ''Booker, stop it!''
28th Jun '16 7:45:02 AM Njein
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** ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV'': In the good ending, Michael gives a scathing one to [[spoiler:the main antagonist, [[BigBad Devin]][[CorruptCorporateExecutive Weston]]]] before he, Franklin and Trevor push him off a cliff in the trunk of a car for good.

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** ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV'': In the good ending, Michael gives a scathing one to [[spoiler:the main antagonist, [[BigBad Devin]][[CorruptCorporateExecutive Devin]] [[CorruptCorporateExecutive Weston]]]] before he, Franklin and Trevor push him off a cliff in the trunk of a car for good.
28th Jun '16 7:44:38 AM Njein
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* Depending on which ending you choose in ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIV'', Niko will give this to either final boss; but the one to Dimetri is far more personal. Dimetri rolling around in pain, while coughing up blood and muttering profanities in Russian. "Speak English. You're a strange man. You killed your best friend, you betrayed everyone whoever came in contact with you, you killed my cousin! The survival of the fittest thing must have really meant a lot to you". Dimitri coughs up blood as Niko leaves him to die.

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* Depending on which ending you choose in ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIV'', Niko will give this to either final boss; but the one to Dimetri Dimitri is far more personal. Dimetri Dimitri rolling around in pain, while coughing up blood and muttering profanities in Russian. "Speak English. You're a strange man. You killed your best friend, you betrayed everyone whoever came in contact with you, you killed my cousin! The survival of the fittest thing must have really meant a lot to you". Dimitri coughs up blood as Niko leaves him to die.die.
** ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV'': In the good ending, Michael gives a scathing one to [[spoiler:the main antagonist, [[BigBad Devin]][[CorruptCorporateExecutive Weston]]]] before he, Franklin and Trevor push him off a cliff in the trunk of a car for good.
23rd Jun '16 2:09:38 PM Someoneman
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** Paragon Shepard gives an awesome one to the annoying reporter, Al-Jilani, when she accuses him/her of not respecting the sacrifice s/he had humans make in the battle of the Citadel.

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** Paragon Shepard gives an awesome one to the annoying reporter, Al-Jilani, when she accuses him/her of not respecting the sacrifice s/he had humans make in the battle of the Citadel.
31st May '16 2:22:28 AM erforce
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* ''[[Franchise/DieHard Die Hard Vendetta]]'' features this in the last level, before the showdown with the BigBad, which also doubles as a ShoutOut to the classic movie ''OnTheWaterfront'':

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* ''[[Franchise/DieHard Die Hard Vendetta]]'' features this in the last level, before the showdown with the BigBad, which also doubles as a ShoutOut to the classic movie ''OnTheWaterfront'':''Film/OnTheWaterfront'':
19th May '16 10:21:21 AM Njein
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** Liu Kang also turns on Raiden after he and Raiden leave the gang [[spoiler: to visit the Elder Gods, and everyone but Johnny and Sonya are killed by Sindel]] saying that everything that happened to them is his fault.
*** Liu Kang (CameBackWrong as a revenant) again fires one to Raiden in [[spoiler: chapter 10 of ''MKX'', stating that everything that happened in MK9 was his fault.]]

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** Liu Kang also turns on Raiden after he and Raiden leave the gang [[spoiler: to visit the Elder Gods, and everyone but Johnny and Sonya are killed by Sindel]] saying that everything that happened to them is his fault.
*** Liu Kang (CameBackWrong as a revenant)
fault. He again fires gives one to Raiden in [[spoiler: chapter 10 of ''MKX'', stating that everything that happened in MK9 ''VideoGame/MortalKombat9'' was his fault.]]
19th May '16 10:18:56 AM Njein
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*** Liu Kang, [[spoiler: Kung Lao]] also give a few of these to Raiden in [[spoiler: chapter 10 of ''MKX'']].

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*** Liu Kang, [[spoiler: Kung Lao]] also give Kang (CameBackWrong as a few of these revenant) again fires one to Raiden in [[spoiler: chapter 10 of ''MKX'']].''MKX'', stating that everything that happened in MK9 was his fault.]]
-->'''Raiden:''' This is not your destiny, Liu Kang.
-->'''Liu Kang:''' More visions, Raiden? Do you still see the future?
-->'''Raiden:''' The visions are gone, but I know what should be.
-->'''Liu Kang:''' I was put here by your hand.
-->'''Raiden:''' An accident, which haunts me to this day!
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