History TheReasonYouSuckSpeech / VideoGames

24th Jan '16 10:43:56 PM Dravencour
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-->''"You know where I got these scars? [lists every plot-relevant location across three games] I earned these scars protecting the galaxy! ''[[spoiler:You got yours from a petri dish!]]''"
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-->''"You know where I got these scars? [lists every plot-relevant location across three games] I earned these scars protecting the galaxy! ''[[spoiler:You [[spoiler:You got yours from a petri dish!]]''"dish!]]"''
24th Jan '16 10:43:09 PM Dravencour
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-->''"You know where I got these scars? [lists every plot-relevant location across three games] I earned these scars protecting the galaxy! [[spoiler:''You got yours from a petri dish!'']]"
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-->''"You know where I got these scars? [lists every plot-relevant location across three games] I earned these scars protecting the galaxy! [[spoiler:''You ''[[spoiler:You got yours from a petri dish!'']]"dish!]]''"
21st Dec '15 12:22:27 PM ImpudentInfidel
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* The Stranger to Lee Everett in ''VideoGame/TheWalkingDead''. Every single choice you've made in the game, no matter what, has negative repercussions. And he points out every single one along with every single mistake you've ever made.
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* The Stranger to Lee Everett in ''VideoGame/TheWalkingDead''. Every single choice you've made in the game, no matter what, has negative repercussions. And he points out every single one along with every single mistake you've ever made. If you've played Lee as a paragon of virtue this can come off as a bit ridiculous, though.
30th Nov '15 9:26:31 AM erforce
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* ''{{Vindictus}}'' NPC Gallagher is fond of giving these to the player character, [[JerkAss for no real good reason]]. He gets a few from other [=NPCs=], who [[TheScrappy clearly dislike the guy]]. * Many of the gods in VideoGame/GodOfWar III raise the valid point that Kratos is blinded by vengeance, and is little more than a bloodthirsty monster who destroys everything he touches. Zeus, however, really piles it on at the climax, saying, "After all you have sought, all you have sacrificed, all you have accomplished is another STUNNING FAILURE!"
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* ''{{Vindictus}}'' ''VideoGame/{{Vindictus}}'' NPC Gallagher is fond of giving these to the player character, [[JerkAss for no real good reason]]. He gets a few from other [=NPCs=], who [[TheScrappy clearly dislike the guy]]. * Many of the gods in VideoGame/GodOfWar III ''VideoGame/GodOfWarIII'' raise the valid point that Kratos is blinded by vengeance, and is little more than a bloodthirsty monster who destroys everything he touches. Zeus, however, really piles it on at the climax, saying, "After all you have sought, all you have sacrificed, all you have accomplished is another STUNNING FAILURE!"

* [[MortalKombat Shao Kahn]] fires one of these at Raiden and at the Elder Gods in the prologue ([[spoiler:And final chapter]]) of ''VideoGame/MortalKombat9''
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* [[MortalKombat Shao Kahn]] Kahn fires one of these at Raiden and at the Elder Gods in the prologue ([[spoiler:And final chapter]]) of ''VideoGame/MortalKombat9''

* ''RuneScape'''s [[AuthorTract Botfinder General]] spends his whole life delivering these to players who get banned for using bots.
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* ''RuneScape'''s ''VideoGame/RuneScape'''s [[AuthorTract Botfinder General]] spends his whole life delivering these to players who get banned for using bots.

* Bowser seems to like giving these to his arch-nemesis in [[SuperMario64 the]] [[SuperMarioGalaxy 3D]] [[SuperMarioGalaxy2 games.]] "Look at you, running around like a flea on a puny planetoid. Know what isn't puny? My massive new power... The power to flatten you like a space pancake!" Of course, this doesn't stop him from being defeated once again.
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* Bowser seems to like giving these to his arch-nemesis in [[SuperMario64 [[VideoGame/SuperMario64 the]] [[SuperMarioGalaxy [[VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy 3D]] [[SuperMarioGalaxy2 ''Franchise/SuperMarioBros'' [[VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy2 games.]] "Look at you, running around like a flea on a puny planetoid. Know what isn't puny? My massive new power... The power to flatten you like a space pancake!" Of course, this doesn't stop him from being defeated once again.

* SuikodenV has a very short one given to [[spoiler: Sialeeds]], who has defected to Godwin by Lucretia.
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* SuikodenV ''VideoGame/SuikodenV'' has a very short one given to [[spoiler: Sialeeds]], who has defected to Godwin by Lucretia.

* [[VideoGame/MegaManClassic Dr. Wily]] has been on the receiving end of a few of these from Mega Man himself, such as in ''Mega Man 7'' when Mega Man [[spoiler: contemplated [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim just killing Wily]]]] and in ''Mega Man 9'' when Mega Man showed Wily images of every single one of his past defeats, all of which end in Wily begging for mercy.
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* [[VideoGame/MegaManClassic Dr. Wily]] has been on the receiving end of a few of these from Mega Man himself, such as in ''Mega Man 7'' ''VideoGame/MegaMan7'' when Mega Man [[spoiler: contemplated [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim just killing Wily]]]] and in ''Mega Man 9'' ''VideoGame/MegaMan9'' when Mega Man showed Wily images of every single one of his past defeats, all of which end in Wily begging for mercy.

* In the Shovel Knight DLC- Plague of Shadows, the second version of this trope is exchanged from Polar Knight to Plague Knight. After trying to ignore the alchemist, Polar Knight straight up tells Plague Knight that he's never liked him. He goes on to state that he holds wizards, books, trickery and everything Plague Knight stands for in complete contempt, calling him a Weakling. What makes this exchange even darker is that this is the most emotion and volition Polar Knight has expressed in the series thus far. The first time he uses moving text in the whole series is when he yells at Plague Knight, calling him a weakling a second time just to get the message clear. Plague Knight was not effected by it though.
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* In the Shovel Knight ''VideoGame/ShovelKnight'' DLC- Plague ''Plague of Shadows, Shadows'', the second version of this trope is exchanged from Polar Knight to Plague Knight. After trying to ignore the alchemist, Polar Knight straight up tells Plague Knight that he's never liked him. He goes on to state that he holds wizards, books, trickery and everything Plague Knight stands for in complete contempt, calling him a Weakling. What makes this exchange even darker is that this is the most emotion and volition Polar Knight has expressed in the series thus far. The first time he uses moving text in the whole series is when he yells at Plague Knight, calling him a weakling a second time just to get the message clear. Plague Knight was not effected by it though.
22nd Nov '15 11:22:15 PM TheCuza
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-->[[spoiler: "The assassin has overcome my final defense. And now he's come to murder me. In the end, what separates a man from a slave? Money? Power? No. A man chooses, a slave obeys. You think you have memories. A farm, a family, an airplane, a crash. And this place. Was there really a family? Did that airplane crash, or was it hijacked? Forced down, forced down by something less than a man. Something bred to sleepwalk through life until they are activated by a simple phrase, spoken by their kindly master. Was a man sent to kill, or a slave? A man chooses. A slave obeys. Come in. Stop....would you kindly? Would you kindly? Powerful phrase. Familiar phrase? Sit, would you kindly? Stand... would you kindly? Run. Stop. Turn. A man chooses. A slave obeys. Kill! A man... chooses... a slave... obeys. OBEY!"]]
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-->[[spoiler: "The -->'''Ryan:''' [[spoiler:The assassin has overcome my final defense. And defense, and now he's come to murder me. In the end, what separates a man from a slave? Money? Power? No.No... A man chooses, a slave obeys. You think you have memories. A farm, a family, an airplane, a crash. And crash, and then this place. [[FakeMemories Was there really a family? family?]] Did that airplane crash, or crash? Or... was it hijacked? Forced down, forced down by something less than a man. Something man, [[ManchurianAgent something bred to sleepwalk through life life]] until they are [[TriggerPhrase activated by a simple phrase, spoken by their kindly master. master.]] Was a man '''''man''''' sent to kill, or a slave? '''''slave?''''' A man chooses. A slave obeys. Come in. Stop....would you kindly? Would ''[you stop]'' "Would you kindly? kindly?" Powerful phrase. Familiar ''Familiar'' phrase? ''[a montage of all the times Atlas has said "would you kindly?" plays]'' Sit, would you kindly? ''[you sit]'' Stand... would you kindly? ''[you stand]'' Run. ''[you run]'' Stop. ''[you stop]'' Turn. ''[you turn]'' A man chooses. A slave obeys. Kill! ''[he hands you his golf club]'' [[BetterToDieThanBeKilled Kill!]] ''[[[ButThouMust WHACK!]]]'' A man... chooses... ''[[[CutsceneBoss WHACK!]]]'' a slave... obeys. OBEY!"]]obeys... ''[[[NightmareFuel WHACK!]]]'' '''''OBEY!''''' ''[one final strike, and you embed the golf club into his skull, [[SelfMadeOrphan killing him]]]'']]

--->[[spoiler: "I gotta say, I had a lot of business partners in my life, but you ... 'Course, the fact that you were genetically conditioned to bark like a cocker-spaniel when I said 'Would you kindly' might have had something to do with it. Ah, well. Now, as soon as that machine finished processing the genetic key you just fished off Ryan, I'm gonna run Rapture, tits to toes. You've been a pal, but you know what they say. Never mix business with friendship. Thanks for everything, kid. Don't forget to say hi to Ryan for me."]] ** At the very end, if you have done terrible things on at least one - or ALL of the Little Sisters, Dr. Tannenbaum will deliver one to you for your crime. --->[[spoiler: [sad tone] "They offered you everything, yes...? And in return, you gave them what you always did - brutality. You took what you wanted. All the ADAM. All the power. And Rapture trembled. But in the end, even Rapture was not enough for you. Your father was terrified that the world would try to steal the secrets of the city, for you now have stolen the terrible secrets of the world."]] --->[[spoiler: [angry tone] "They offered you everything, yes??? And in return, you gave them what I've come to expect of you - brutality!! You took what you wanted. All the ADAM! All the power!! And Rapture trembled. But in the end, even Rapture was not enough for you. Your father was terrified that the world would try to steal the secrets of his city, but not you, for now you have stolen the terrible secrets of the world!"]]
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--->[[spoiler: "I --->'''[[spoiler:Fontaine]]:''' [[spoiler:I gotta say, I had a lot of business partners in my life, but you ... 'Course, the fact that you were genetically conditioned to bark like a cocker-spaniel when I said 'Would "Would you kindly' kindly?" might have had something to do with it. Ah, well. Now, as soon as that machine finished processing the genetic key you just fished off Ryan, I'm gonna run Rapture, tits to toes. You've been a pal, but you know what they say. Never mix business with friendship. Thanks for everything, kid. Don't forget to say hi to Ryan for me."]] ]] ** At the very end, if you have done terrible things on at least one - or ALL of the harvested more than two Little Sisters, a very disappointed Dr. Tannenbaum Tenenbaum will deliver one to you for your crime. --->[[spoiler: [sad tone] "They crime. If you harvested them ''all'', she delivers an identical speech, only instead of sounding sad, she sounds ''pissed''. --->'''Tenenbaum:''' [[spoiler:They offered you everything, yes...? yes? And in return, you gave them what you always did - brutality. You took what you wanted. All the ADAM. All the power. And Rapture trembled. But in the end, even Rapture was not enough for you. Your father was terrified that the world would try to steal the secrets of the city, for you now have stolen the terrible secrets of the world."]] --->[[spoiler: [angry tone] "They offered you everything, yes??? And in return, you gave them what I've come to expect of you - brutality!! You took what you wanted. All the ADAM! All the power!! And Rapture trembled. But in the end, even Rapture was not enough for you. Your father was terrified that the world would try to steal the secrets of his city, but not you, for now you have stolen the terrible secrets of the world!"]]]]
18th Nov '15 5:14:59 PM MinisterOfSinister
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---> '''Zouken''': Fool. I did not expect victory from a failure like you. What I expected was enough pride to challenge others in spite of your powerlessness. But you failed miserably. You disgraced the name of Makiri. Hmph, [[LikeFatherLikeSon you and your father]] are both disgraces to our family.
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---> '''Zouken''': '''Zouken:''' Fool. I did not expect victory from a failure like you. What I expected was enough pride to challenge others in spite of your powerlessness. But you failed miserably. You disgraced the name of Makiri. Hmph, [[LikeFatherLikeSon you and your father]] are both disgraces to our family.

---> '''Rin''': Then I'll say it for you. You just wanted to act like a magus. You're a failure and can't be a magus, so you wanted the Holy Grail to make you one. You have no other goal. You're a coward that wanted proof to hide your powerlessness.\\ '''Shinji''': Tohsaka, you...!\\ '''Rin:''': Am I wrong? You didn't have a Magic Circuit even though you were born to the Matou family. But that's not your fault. The Matou blood was fading away anyway. The duty of the Matou family as the seeker was fading away from the time you people came here. But you persisted. You thought [[IJustWantToBeSpecial it was special to be special]], and you demanded something you didn't need. You can't be a magus even if you obtained a Magic Circuit like that, but you clung to the special right that should've been given to you.
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---> '''Rin''': '''Rin:''' Then I'll say it for you. You just wanted to act like a magus. You're a failure and can't be a magus, so you wanted the Holy Grail to make you one. You have no other goal. You're a coward that wanted proof to hide your powerlessness.\\ '''Shinji''': '''Shinji:''' Tohsaka, you...!\\ '''Rin:''': '''Rin:''' Am I wrong? You didn't have a Magic Circuit even though you were born to the Matou family. But that's not your fault. The Matou blood was fading away anyway. The duty of the Matou family as the seeker was fading away from the time you people came here. But you persisted. You thought [[IJustWantToBeSpecial it was special to be special]], and you demanded something you didn't need. You can't be a magus even if you obtained a Magic Circuit like that, but you clung to the special right that should've been given to you.

--> '''Captain Montez''': "Perhaps you have forgotten, Cornet, but we are about to sail off to war. Would you sacrifice the lives of countless others in the face of enemy fire if it meant rescuing a personal acquaintance in such a stupidly reckless manner?"
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--> '''Captain Montez''': Montez:''' "Perhaps you have forgotten, Cornet, but we are about to sail off to war. Would you sacrifice the lives of countless others in the face of enemy fire if it meant rescuing a personal acquaintance in such a stupidly reckless manner?"

--> '''Captain Walken''': Half a dozen of my marines are dead including my best sergeant, another eight wounded. All because some entitled death-born idiot wanted to play officer! Good men are dead because you did not know your place. It is my opinion that the rotten fruit of such hideous miscegenation should have no place in His Majesty's Army!
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--> '''Captain Walken''': Walken:''' Half a dozen of my marines are dead including my best sergeant, another eight wounded. All because some entitled death-born idiot wanted to play officer! Good men are dead because you did not know your place. It is my opinion that the rotten fruit of such hideous miscegenation should have no place in His Majesty's Army!

-->'''Phoenix''': [[AmoralAttorney People like you and Franziska von Karma]] are always using all you have to pin me down. You fight to the very end, even when you know the truth is not with you. But I'm not like you. I can't fight for a false verdict -- [[spoiler:for a man I clearly know to be guilty]]! -->'''Edgeworth''': ... Franziska... She fights for herself. The only thing she fights for is her perfect win record. That's all. -->'''Phoenix''': And!? Isn't that the same as you!? Isn't that why you ran away a year ago? Because your precious win record was destroyed!? You are so petty! -->'''Edgeworth''': ... I see... Now I understand why you despise me so. However, you are mistaken.
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-->'''Phoenix''': -->'''Phoenix:''' [[AmoralAttorney People like you and Franziska von Karma]] are always using all you have to pin me down. You fight to the very end, even when you know the truth is not with you. But I'm not like you. I can't fight for a false verdict -- [[spoiler:for a man I clearly know to be guilty]]! -->'''Edgeworth''': ...-->'''Edgeworth:''' ... Franziska... She fights for herself. The only thing she fights for is her perfect win record. That's all. -->'''Phoenix''': -->'''Phoenix:''' And!? Isn't that the same as you!? Isn't that why you ran away a year ago? Because your precious win record was destroyed!? You are so petty! -->'''Edgeworth''': ...-->'''Edgeworth:''' ... I see... Now I understand why you despise me so. However, you are mistaken.

-->'''Judge''': To be honest, I can't think of you as a truly innocent and good person. You have done enough evil to [[spoiler:drive a woman to suicide]]. But... [[DamnedByFaintPraise At least on the charge of murder, it would appear you are innocent]].
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-->'''Judge''': -->'''Judge:''' To be honest, I can't think of you as a truly innocent and good person. You have done enough evil to [[spoiler:drive a woman to suicide]]. But... [[DamnedByFaintPraise At least on the charge of murder, it would appear you are innocent]].

-->'''Klavier''': The law is "absolute"...? You can't be serious. -->'''[[spoiler:Kristoph]]''': Wh-What...? -->'''Klavier''': Odd. I thought you spent your life looking for loopholes? The law isn't absolute. It's filled with contradictions. -->'''Judge''': The law is the end product of many years of history... the fruit of human knowledge! Like a gem, polished to a gleam through trials... and errors. It is this fruit we receive, and pass on, and face in our time. And it is always changing, growing. Nurturing it is our task as human beings. -->'''Klavier''': Except for you, [[spoiler:Kristoph]]. You aren't changing. You've stopped. You're not needed anymore.
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-->'''Klavier''': -->'''Klavier:''' The law is "absolute"...? You can't be serious. -->'''[[spoiler:Kristoph]]''': -->'''[[spoiler:Kristoph]]:''' Wh-What...? -->'''Klavier''': -->'''Klavier:''' Odd. I thought you spent your life looking for loopholes? The law isn't absolute. It's filled with contradictions. -->'''Judge''': -->'''Judge:''' The law is the end product of many years of history... the fruit of human knowledge! Like a gem, polished to a gleam through trials... and errors. It is this fruit we receive, and pass on, and face in our time. And it is always changing, growing. Nurturing it is our task as human beings. -->'''Klavier''': -->'''Klavier:''' Except for you, [[spoiler:Kristoph]]. You aren't changing. You've stopped. You're not needed anymore.

-->'''Athena''': They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but not yours! You never had good intentions, only lies to protect yourself with while blaming another. You, [[spoiler:professor]], are the embodiment of the dark age of the law!
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-->'''Athena''': -->'''Athena:''' They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but not yours! You never had good intentions, only lies to protect yourself with while blaming another. You, [[spoiler:professor]], are the embodiment of the dark age of the law!

-->'''[=GLaDOS=]''': I'd just like to point out that you were given every chance to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party. That all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the Companion Cube, but of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner, whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted, so that's funny, too.
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-->'''[=GLaDOS=]''': -->'''[=GLaDOS=]:''' I'd just like to point out that you were given every chance to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party. That all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the Companion Cube, but of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner, whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted, so that's funny, too.

-->'''[=GLaDOS=]''': Oh, it's you. It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead. You know... after you murdered me? Okay look, we both said a lot of things that you are going to regret. But I think we should put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.
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-->'''[=GLaDOS=]''': -->'''[=GLaDOS=]:''' Oh, it's you. It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead. You know... after you murdered me? Okay look, we both said a lot of things that you are going to regret. But I think we should put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.

-->'''[=GLaDOS=]''': You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me. Or put me in a potato. Or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life. And then ''you'' showed up. You dangerous. Mute. Lunatic. [[spoiler:So you know what? You win. Just go. (Soft laughter) It's been fun. Don't come back.]]
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-->'''[=GLaDOS=]''': -->'''[=GLaDOS=]:''' You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me. Or put me in a potato. Or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life. And then ''you'' showed up. You dangerous. Mute. Lunatic. [[spoiler:So you know what? You win. Just go. (Soft laughter) It's been fun. Don't come back.]]

-->'''[=GLaDOS=]''': Yes, ''you're'' the tumor! You're not just a regular moron. [[spoiler:You were ''designed'' to be a moron.]]
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-->'''[=GLaDOS=]''': -->'''[=GLaDOS=]:''' Yes, ''you're'' the tumor! You're not just a regular moron. [[spoiler:You were ''designed'' to be a moron.]]

-->'''Scout''': Nice hustle tons of fun, next time eat a salad. -->'''Spy''': I'm looking at your X-ray! And I'm afraid you SUCK! -->'''Spy''': Here's what I have that you don't! A functioning liver, depth perception, and a ''pulse!'' -->'''Sniper''': You're making this so easy. I'm actually getting worse.
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-->'''Scout''': -->'''Scout:''' Nice hustle tons of fun, next time eat a salad. -->'''Spy''': -->'''Spy:''' I'm looking at your X-ray! And I'm afraid you SUCK! -->'''Spy''': -->'''Spy:''' Here's what I have that you don't! A functioning liver, depth perception, and a ''pulse!'' -->'''Sniper''': -->'''Sniper:''' You're making this so easy. I'm actually getting worse.

-->'''Mike''': No, you're the one who's messed up. Maybe [[BigBad Leland]] should put your octogenarian ass out to pasture with the other cattle. He will anyway eventually, if only to bury his dirty little secrets. -->'''Marburg''': You understand nothing Thorton. Just the way the U.S. trains all their agents. -->'''Mike''': Does Leland send you out for dry cleaning, too? Maybe shoot your chauffeur on the way? Chief of Security for Halbech - talk about a ''joke''. Yeah, I know all about Deus Vult and that abortion of an op in the Middle East. Poor Agent Marburg believed dead...maybe wishing he was dead. Boo. Fucking. Hoo. And what has you life been since then: [[spoiler:setting bombs for Halbech and murdering bystanders in museums.]] How fucked up and empty do you have to be to lower yourself to that level? ''[Mike continues, as Marburg begins to look more and more upset]'' You know what, Marburg, at the end of the day - at least I'm not somebody's lapdog. Enjoy living off Leland's scraps. You don't even know what trust and loyalty are. Or does the fact that I didn't go that same route when I was abandoned really get under your skin, '''''[[FirstNameUltimatum Conrad]]'''''. -->'''Marburg''': [[VillainousBreakdown ...]] ''I will '''end''' you, Thorton.''
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-->'''Mike''': -->'''Mike:''' No, you're the one who's messed up. Maybe [[BigBad Leland]] should put your octogenarian ass out to pasture with the other cattle. He will anyway eventually, if only to bury his dirty little secrets. -->'''Marburg''': -->'''Marburg:''' You understand nothing Thorton. Just the way the U.S. trains all their agents. -->'''Mike''': -->'''Mike:''' Does Leland send you out for dry cleaning, too? Maybe shoot your chauffeur on the way? Chief of Security for Halbech - talk about a ''joke''. Yeah, I know all about Deus Vult and that abortion of an op in the Middle East. Poor Agent Marburg believed dead...maybe wishing he was dead. Boo. Fucking. Hoo. And what has you life been since then: [[spoiler:setting bombs for Halbech and murdering bystanders in museums.]] How fucked up and empty do you have to be to lower yourself to that level? ''[Mike continues, as Marburg begins to look more and more upset]'' You know what, Marburg, at the end of the day - at least I'm not somebody's lapdog. Enjoy living off Leland's scraps. You don't even know what trust and loyalty are. Or does the fact that I didn't go that same route when I was abandoned really get under your skin, '''''[[FirstNameUltimatum Conrad]]'''''. -->'''Marburg''': -->'''Marburg:''' [[VillainousBreakdown ...]] ''I will '''end''' you, Thorton.''

-->'''Palpatine''': [[spoiler: (''Casually blocks a lightsaber strike from Starkiller'') You have betrayed your masters and your allies both. I knew that one day you would betray me too. And now you have doomed yourself and your friends. (''Knocks him through a wall and drops the Rogue Shadow on him. Starkiller wakes up turned half-machine like Darth Vader'') You had such promise. You could have been my successor, my equal. But now... But, I may still have some small use for you. I still have enemies to find and destroy. You will do my bidding until I find a new apprentice. And then, like Vader, you will be cast aside. (''To the surgical robots'') Finish him.]]
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-->'''Palpatine''': -->'''Palpatine:''' [[spoiler: (''Casually blocks a lightsaber strike from Starkiller'') You have betrayed your masters and your allies both. I knew that one day you would betray me too. And now you have doomed yourself and your friends. (''Knocks him through a wall and drops the Rogue Shadow on him. Starkiller wakes up turned half-machine like Darth Vader'') You had such promise. You could have been my successor, my equal. But now... But, I may still have some small use for you. I still have enemies to find and destroy. You will do my bidding until I find a new apprentice. And then, like Vader, you will be cast aside. (''To the surgical robots'') Finish him.]]

-->'''Palpatine''': [[spoiler: A Great Day, Lord Vader. Today marks the death of the Rebellion and the birth of a new era of peace for the Empire. There is but one last detail to take care of. Do you take me for a fool? Your feeble schemes to overthrow me using that pathetic clone of your former apprentice were pitifully obvious from their inception. Now Skywalker… you will die. (''Fries Vader with Force Lightning'')]]
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-->'''Palpatine''': -->'''Palpatine:''' [[spoiler: A Great Day, Lord Vader. Today marks the death of the Rebellion and the birth of a new era of peace for the Empire. There is but one last detail to take care of. Do you take me for a fool? Your feeble schemes to overthrow me using that pathetic clone of your former apprentice were pitifully obvious from their inception. Now Skywalker… you will die. (''Fries Vader with Force Lightning'')]]

--> '''[[spoiler: Vladimir]]''': What the fuck is wrong with you, Max? Why don't you just die? You hate life, you're miserable all the time, afraid to enjoy yourself even a little! Face it, you might as well be dead already. Do yourself a favor, give up!
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--> '''[[spoiler: Vladimir]]''': Vladimir]]:''' What the fuck is wrong with you, Max? Why don't you just die? You hate life, you're miserable all the time, afraid to enjoy yourself even a little! Face it, you might as well be dead already. Do yourself a favor, give up!

-->'''Rita''': (slaps Guts) What the hell do you think you're doing? You blew it! You think you're so tough with that [[{{BFS}} big hunk of metal]] hanging on your back! But you can't even protect one woman! Some hero...
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-->'''Rita''': -->'''Rita:''' (slaps Guts) What the hell do you think you're doing? You blew it! You think you're so tough with that [[{{BFS}} big hunk of metal]] hanging on your back! But you can't even protect one woman! Some hero...

-->'''Shao Kahn''': Where are the Elder Gods, Raiden? Their pathetic Mortal Kombat shackles me no longer! They masquerade as dragons but are mere toothless worms! My venom spreads... it is the end of all things. Armageddon. -->'''Raiden''': STOP!! -->'''Shao Kahn''': It is done. Your time has passed. Ages wasted in foolish resistance. Now is the dawn of MY rule! Yes...pray to the worms, Raiden. As your world ends...
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-->'''Shao Kahn''': Kahn:''' Where are the Elder Gods, Raiden? Their pathetic Mortal Kombat shackles me no longer! They masquerade as dragons but are mere toothless worms! My venom spreads... it is the end of all things. Armageddon. -->'''Raiden''': -->'''Raiden:''' STOP!! -->'''Shao Kahn''': Kahn:''' It is done. Your time has passed. Ages wasted in foolish resistance. Now is the dawn of MY rule! Yes...pray to the worms, Raiden. As your world ends...

-->'''Jigoro''': Look at yourself. An amoral, directionless glue-huffer, with a complete lack of etiquette and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking absolutely no fashion sense]]. You are tomorrow's Japan. Disgraceful. Is this the future of this once-great country?
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-->'''Jigoro''': -->'''Jigoro:''' Look at yourself. An amoral, directionless glue-huffer, with a complete lack of etiquette and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking absolutely no fashion sense]]. You are tomorrow's Japan. Disgraceful. Is this the future of this once-great country?

-->'''Jigoro''': You are very persistent. If only it was about something that mattered. I can't see what you may have learned from my daughter aside from that and how to backtalk people. Is that it?
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-->'''Jigoro''': -->'''Jigoro:''' You are very persistent. If only it was about something that mattered. I can't see what you may have learned from my daughter aside from that and how to backtalk people. Is that it?

-->'''Serana''': "Provided for me? Are you insane? You've destroyed our family. You've killed other vampires. All over some prophecy that we barely understand. No more. I'm done with you. You will not touch him/her."
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-->'''Serana''': -->'''Serana:''' "Provided for me? Are you insane? You've destroyed our family. You've killed other vampires. All over some prophecy that we barely understand. No more. I'm done with you. You will not touch him/her."

-->'''Hermaeus Mora''': '''"Did you think to escape me, [[spoiler:Miraak]]?!''' You can hide '''nothing''' from me here! No matter, I have found a new [[spoiler:Dragonborn]] to serve me.... [[spoiler:Miraak]] harbored fantasies of, heh, ''rebellion'' against me. '''Learn from his example.''' Serve me ''faithfully'' and you will continue to be richly rewarded..."
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-->'''Hermaeus Mora''': Mora:''' '''"Did you think to escape me, [[spoiler:Miraak]]?!''' You can hide '''nothing''' from me here! No matter, I have found a new [[spoiler:Dragonborn]] to serve me.... [[spoiler:Miraak]] harbored fantasies of, heh, ''rebellion'' against me. '''Learn from his example.''' Serve me ''faithfully'' and you will continue to be richly rewarded..."

-->'''Dante''': Don’t come any closer you Devil! You may look like my mother but you're nowhere close to her. You have no soul! You have the face but you'll never have her fire!
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-->'''Dante''': -->'''Dante:''' Don’t come any closer you Devil! You may look like my mother but you're nowhere close to her. You have no soul! You have the face but you'll never have her fire!

-->'''Connor''': Enough! Who did what and why must wait. My people come first. -->'''Haytham''': Then let's be off. -->'''Connor''': No! You and I are finished. -->'''Haytham''': Son... -->'''Connor''': Do you think me so soft that by calling me son I might change my mind? How long did you sit on this information? Or am I to believe you discovered it now? My mother's blood may stain another's hands, but Charles Lee is no less a monster, and all he does, he does by your command. A warning to you both -- choose to follow me or oppose me and I will kill you.
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-->'''Connor''': -->'''Connor:''' Enough! Who did what and why must wait. My people come first. -->'''Haytham''': -->'''Haytham:''' Then let's be off. -->'''Connor''': -->'''Connor:''' No! You and I are finished. -->'''Haytham''': -->'''Haytham:''' Son... -->'''Connor''': -->'''Connor:''' Do you think me so soft that by calling me son I might change my mind? How long did you sit on this information? Or am I to believe you discovered it now? My mother's blood may stain another's hands, but Charles Lee is no less a monster, and all he does, he does by your command. A warning to you both -- choose to follow me or oppose me and I will kill you.

-->'''Titus''': "The ''Codex Astartes'' is a set of rules. They guide us... shape us as Ultramarines... teach us to hold duty and honour sacred above all. But how we live with those rules is the true test of a Space Marine. And ''you'' have failed."
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-->'''Titus''': "The -->'''Titus:''' The ''Codex Astartes'' is a set of rules. They guide us... shape us as Ultramarines... teach us to hold duty and honour sacred above all. But how we live with those rules is the true test of a Space Marine. And ''you'' have failed."

-->[[spoiler:'''Lilli''': STOOOOOOOP! SHUT UP ALREADY!!]] -->[[spoiler:'''Edna''': Very good, Lilli! Let him have it!]] -->[[spoiler:'''Lilli''': That goes for everyone! You've just been bossing me around this whole time! "Lilli do this! Lilli do that!" But get this: I'm NOT your lap dog! And you, Doc, if you want to hypnotize me, you'll have to walk first, because that's what I'm going to do now! Your therapy is garbage! Why don't you worry about yourself, grandpa?!]] -->[[spoiler:'''Narrator''': Lilli kept wailing until she was hoarse. Finally, exhausted, yet relieved, she started heading back. For the first time in her life, she was doing what she herself thought was right. Maybe this wasn't the happy end you were expecting, but the moral of the story is-]] -->[[spoiler:'''Lilli''': And you shut up too! There's no moral here, got it?! THE END!]]
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-->[[spoiler:'''Lilli''': -->[[spoiler:'''Lilli:''' STOOOOOOOP! SHUT UP ALREADY!!]] -->[[spoiler:'''Edna''': -->[[spoiler:'''Edna:''' Very good, Lilli! Let him have it!]] -->[[spoiler:'''Lilli''': -->[[spoiler:'''Lilli:''' That goes for everyone! You've just been bossing me around this whole time! "Lilli do this! Lilli do that!" But get this: I'm NOT your lap dog! And you, Doc, if you want to hypnotize me, you'll have to walk first, because that's what I'm going to do now! Your therapy is garbage! Why don't you worry about yourself, grandpa?!]] -->[[spoiler:'''Narrator''': -->[[spoiler:'''Narrator:''' Lilli kept wailing until she was hoarse. Finally, exhausted, yet relieved, she started heading back. For the first time in her life, she was doing what she herself thought was right. Maybe this wasn't the happy end you were expecting, but the moral of the story is-]] -->[[spoiler:'''Lilli''': -->[[spoiler:'''Lilli:''' And you shut up too! There's no moral here, got it?! THE END!]]

-->'''Ethan''': I thought I MEANT something to you! -->'''Madison''': Listen, I... -->'''Ethan''': You're a pretty good nurse for a fucking journalist! -->'''Madison''': Ethan, I wanted to tell you, but... -->'''Ethan''': What kind of article were you going to write? "My Life With a Serial Killer"? No, no, "How I caught the Origami Killer"? Maybe you'll get a book deal. I hope it was fucking worth it! -->'''Madison''': Ethan, it's not what you think! I... -->'''Ethan''': You lied to me, Madison! All this time you fucking lied to me! I thought you wanted to help me, but you're only thinking of writing a fucking book?!
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-->'''Ethan''': -->'''Ethan:''' I thought I MEANT something to you! -->'''Madison''': -->'''Madison:''' Listen, I... -->'''Ethan''': -->'''Ethan:''' You're a pretty good nurse for a fucking journalist! -->'''Madison''': -->'''Madison:''' Ethan, I wanted to tell you, but... -->'''Ethan''': -->'''Ethan:''' What kind of article were you going to write? "My Life With a Serial Killer"? No, no, "How I caught the Origami Killer"? Maybe you'll get a book deal. I hope it was fucking worth it! -->'''Madison''': -->'''Madison:''' Ethan, it's not what you think! I... -->'''Ethan''': -->'''Ethan:''' You lied to me, Madison! All this time you fucking lied to me! I thought you wanted to help me, but you're only thinking of writing a fucking book?!

-->'''Hakumen''': This is the best you can muster? Did you really think to beat me with such a grievous wound? -->'''[[spoiler:Jin]]''': Are you... really Hakumen of the Six Heroes? Gah. -->'''Hakumen''': You still seem unaware of your true strength. -->'''[[spoiler:Jin]]''': My... true strength? -->'''Hakumen''': No, perhaps you do sense it, but you choose to turn it only to selfish deeds. You shame both of us with your actions. -->'''[[spoiler:Jin]]''': Are you talking about the Power of Order? That Jubei guy was going on about all of that as well, but it means nothing to me. Order? Balance? Why the hell should I give a damn?!
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-->'''Hakumen''': -->'''Hakumen:''' This is the best you can muster? Did you really think to beat me with such a grievous wound? -->'''[[spoiler:Jin]]''': -->'''[[spoiler:Jin]]:''' Are you... really Hakumen of the Six Heroes? Gah. -->'''Hakumen''': -->'''Hakumen:''' You still seem unaware of your true strength. -->'''[[spoiler:Jin]]''': -->'''[[spoiler:Jin]]:''' My... true strength? -->'''Hakumen''': -->'''Hakumen:''' No, perhaps you do sense it, but you choose to turn it only to selfish deeds. You shame both of us with your actions. -->'''[[spoiler:Jin]]''': -->'''[[spoiler:Jin]]:''' Are you talking about the Power of Order? That Jubei guy was going on about all of that as well, but it means nothing to me. Order? Balance? Why the hell should I give a damn?!

-->'''Pico''': Go eat dick, Cyclops. No one is impressed by you teen {{angst}}. I seem to remember you being a big PearlJam fan. ''(Cyclops has an ! reacton)'' But then you were runnin' with the G-Squad for a while. Now you're a punk. What the fuck? Pick a trend & stick with it. -->'''Cyclops''': [[ShutUpKirk At least I never liked that techno shit you listen to]]. ''([[TalkToTheFist shoots Pico]])'' Get outta my face, Prick-o!
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-->'''Pico''': -->'''Pico:''' Go eat dick, Cyclops. No one is impressed by you teen {{angst}}. I seem to remember you being a big PearlJam fan. ''(Cyclops has an ! reacton)'' But then you were runnin' with the G-Squad for a while. Now you're a punk. What the fuck? Pick a trend & stick with it. -->'''Cyclops''': -->'''Cyclops:''' [[ShutUpKirk At least I never liked that techno shit you listen to]]. ''([[TalkToTheFist shoots Pico]])'' Get outta my face, Prick-o!

-->'''Pico''': Society sucks, but you don't have to kill your classmates to stand out. Try making the music instead of just listening to it. Better yet, make a crazy website that lets you kill pop-icons. It doesn't matter anyway. You have failed the test of life, and I will take you all on if I must!
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-->'''Pico''': -->'''Pico:''' Society sucks, but you don't have to kill your classmates to stand out. Try making the music instead of just listening to it. Better yet, make a crazy website that lets you kill pop-icons. It doesn't matter anyway. You have failed the test of life, and I will take you all on if I must!
18th Nov '15 4:08:04 PM BlackSunNocturne
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* In the final cutscene of ''VideoGame/Warhammer40000SpaceMarine'' Titus delivers a short one to [[spoiler:Leandros]], telling him that [[spoiler:his blind adherence to the letter of the Codex Astartes is a failing on his part]]. -->'''Titus''': "The ''Codex Astartes'' is a set of rules. They guide us... shape us as Ultramarines... teach us to hold duty and honour sacred above all. But how we live with those rules is the true test of a Space Marine. And ''you'' have failed." ** In a way, Titus is also 100% correct in this manner. [[spoiler:Leandros ''DID'' fail. You're supposed to report Battle-Brothers you suspect of heresy to a Space Marine Chaplain, not directly to the Inquisition.]]
5th Nov '15 7:18:35 AM DeisTheAlcano
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** Undyne gives you one of these just before you fight her. If you're not on a PacifistRun, she condemns you for every monster you've killed, [[DeveloperForesight with several different variants on the speech depending on who exactly you've killed]]. If you haven't killed anyone, she mocks you for apparently thinking that being nice is the solution to all problems, and tells you that you should have just given yourself up so Asgore could use your SOUL to break the barrier.
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** Undyne gives you one of these just before you fight her. If you're not on a PacifistRun, she condemns you for every monster you've killed, [[DeveloperForesight [[DevelopersForesight with several different variants on the speech depending on who exactly you've killed]]. If you haven't killed anyone, she mocks you for apparently thinking that being nice is the solution to all problems, and tells you that you should have just given yourself up so Asgore could use your SOUL to break the barrier.
2nd Nov '15 3:42:48 PM MyFinalEdits
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*** Put another way: Paragon Shepard will inspire you or guilt-trip you into getting over yourself. Renegade Shepard will either hurt you until they get what they want, or will piss you off by telling you how much you suck and what a sadsack you are [[BatmanGambit with the explicit intent of getting you to prove them wrong.]] ** Shepard can give this type of speech to the Quarian Admiralty Board during Tali's trial. *** And he/she does so ''again'' [[spoiler:on Rannoch]] in ''VideoGame/MassEffect3'', culminating in an impossibly epic rant ([[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AYpVuOarZE here]], major spoilers).
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*** Put another way: Paragon Shepard will inspire you or guilt-trip you into getting over yourself. Renegade Shepard will either hurt you until they get what they want, or will piss you off by telling you how much you suck and what a sadsack you are [[BatmanGambit with the explicit intent of getting you to prove them wrong.]] ** Shepard can give this type of speech to the Quarian Admiralty Board during Tali's trial. *** trial. And he/she does so ''again'' [[spoiler:on Rannoch]] in ''VideoGame/MassEffect3'', culminating in an impossibly epic rant ([[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AYpVuOarZE here]], major spoilers).

** Which is funny since it was all her fault and even if you return her accusations to her she refuses to listen.
2nd Nov '15 3:36:08 PM Opalure
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*** Put another way: Paragon Shepard will inspire you or guilt-trip you into getting over yourself. Renegade Shepard will either hurt you until they get what they want, or will piss you off by telling you how much you suck and what a sadsack you are [[BatmanGambit with the explicit intent of getting you to prove them wrong.]]
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