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** "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E13JourneysEnd Journey's End]]":

--->'''Genetically Engineered Thug''': 452...
--->'''Max''': Just bring it!

--->'''The Master''': [[CatchPhrase I am the Master!]]
--->'''Peri''': So what? I'm Perpugilliam Brown and I can shout just as loud as you can.
*** Especially good as he was trying to hypnotize her at the time. [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome It is also the only time The Master ever fails to hypnotize a human being straight out]], and no reason for this is ever given. Apart from the fact that she can shout just as loud as he can.

-->'''Davros:''' I will transform Skaro's sun into a source of unimaginable power and with that power at my disposal the Daleks shall sweep away Gallifrey and its impotent quorum of Time Lords! The Daleks shall become lords of time! We shall become all-\\

-->'''The Doctor:''' Captain Cook, you're not just a scoundrel and meddling fool! You're also a crushing ''bore!''

-->'''Josiah Smith:''' The British Empire's an anarchic mess. There's no clear directive from the throne, no discipline. Result? Confusion, wastage. I can provide a new order. Wealth, prosperity...
-->'''The Doctor:'''... confusion, wastage, tyranny, burnt toast, till all the atlas is pink (hums Rule Britannia and salutes.)

-->'''The Doctor''': If you want orders, follow this one. Kill yourself.\\
'''Dalek''': The Daleks must survive!!\\
'''The Doctor''': ''(literally foaming at the mouth)'' The Daleks have ''failed''! Now why don't you finish the job, and make the Daleks extinct?! Rid the universe of your filth! '''WHY DON'T YOU JUST ''DIE''?!'''\\
'''Dalek''': ''({{Beat}})'' [[NotSoDifferent You would make a good Dalek.]]
** Another example is in the episode, "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E7TheLongGame The Long Game]]", when the Ninth Doctor is captured by the Editor of an evil news channel, secretly controlling the thoughts of every single human.
-->'''The Editor:''' Well, now, there's an interesting point. Is a slave a slave, if he doesn't know he's enslaved?\\

---> '''The Doctor''': I think you're forgetting something. I'm the Doctor and if there is one thing I can do, it's talk. I've got five billion languages and you've got no way of stopping me. So if there is anybody who's going to shut up IT'S YOU!
** The Headmaster delivers a good one to Son of Mine in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E9TheFamilyOfBlood The Family of Blood]]". Son of Mine responds with his own 'Shut up, Hannibal', before producing a gun and killing someone.
---> '''Son of Mine:''' War is coming. In foreign fields, war of the whole wide world, with all your boys falling down in the mud. Do you think they will thank the man who taught them it was glorious?
---> '''Headmaster:''' Don't you forget, boy, I've been a soldier; I was in South Africa. I used my dead mates for sandbags. I fought with the butt of my rifle when the bullets ran out and I would go back there tomorrow! For King and Country!
---> '''Son of Mine:''' Etcetera, Etcetera. [Kills Headmaster's deputy]. Run along headmaster, run back to school. And send us Mr Smith.
** Another one between the Doctor and Davros is in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E13JourneysEnd Journey's End]]", the last episode of season four of the new series:
-->'''Davros:''' It is time we talked, Doctor, after so very long...\\

** And earlier, after Davros tries another lecture:
--->'''The Doctor:''' After all this time, after everything we saw, everything we lost, I have only one thing to say to you... ''BYE''!

** Rory Williams gets A Shut Up ''Hitler'' moment. Then puts him in a cupboard.

-->'''Crow:''' Keep the money. Use it to buy a funeral. It doesn't matter where you go or how far you fly. I will hunt you down, and the last thing you see will be my blade.\\

''(kicks Crow into Serenity's engine)''
** Also in "Train Job"
--->'''Lund:''' The In'e'pen'ents were a bunch of inbred, cowardly piss-pots. Should've been killed off of every world spinnin'.\\
'''Mal:''' [turns] Say that to my face.\\

'''Mal:''' [smiles] Nothing. I just wanted you to face me so she could get behind you.\\
[Lund turns, and Zoe knocks him out with the butt of her rifle]

-->'''Zoe:''' Him. Oh, I'm sorry, you were going to ask me to [[SadisticChoice choose]], right? Do you want to finish?
** He then proceeds to [[spoiler:cut off Mal's ear, purely out of spite.]]

--> '''Jaime:''' Three victories don't make you a conqueror.
--> '''Robb:''' It's better than three defeats.

-->'''Joffrey:''' They attacked me!
-->'''Tyrion:''' They threw a cow pie at you so you decide to kill them all? They're starving, you fool! All because of a war you started!
-->'''Joffrey:''' YOU'RE TALKING TO A KING!
-->''(Tyrion slaps Joffrey across the face)''
-->'''Tyrion:''' [[DiscussedTrope And now I've struck a king!]] Did my hand fall from my wrist?

--->'''Raylan''': Why wait?

-->'''Jenkins''': Really? Wild magic, cruel kings, mad wizards? [[SarcasmMode Yes, it was a]] ''[[SarcasmMode pip!]]''
-->'''Dulaque''': The people need to be ruled by wisdom. [[TotalitarianUtilitarian The stupid, little humans need to be ruled by kings!]]
-->'''Jenkins''': No, no. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis They! Have!]] Earned the right to rule themselves. The time of kings has ''passed!''

--> '''Dr. Daniel:''' You're ambitious, more than you let anyone see. A girl from nowheresville, desperate to make it big, but you're worried that you'll always be smalltown, smalltime. You haven't got what it takes, and that's why you're so shut down to everything but this job.
--> '''Van Pelt:''' Dr. Daniel, no offense, but I've been working with Patrick Jane for nine months now. You wanna get under my skin, you're gonna have to up your game.

--> '''Red John:''' You probably have a lot of questions for me, huh? We have time, if you want.
--> '''Patrick Jane:''' I have no questions. You're an evil, sexually perverted sociopath with pathetic delusions of grandeur. The rest is just details.
--> '''Red John:''' Evil, sexually perverted sociopath? Well, I guess I have to own that, but... Delusions of grandeur? No. I have no delusions. I built a secret empire, I control the lives of thousands of people; my word is life and death... And nobody knows who I am. Now, if that's not grandeur, I don't know what you call it!
--> '''Patrick Jane:''' ...I call it the ravings of a squalid egomaniac.

-->'''Maxwell:''' You know, Frank, I'm getting bloody tired of kissing up to you...
-->'''C.C.:''' (''interrupting'') I'm not. Let me do it...
-->'''Maxwell:''' Miss Fine was right from the beginning. I should never have forced my little girl to play with your son. Quite clearly, [[KickTheSonOfABitch he deserved everything he got.]] And I don't care for what you think of my play, and frankly, I don't care much for you, either. Now, let me show you the door. (''gesturing behind him without turning'') It's over there.

-->'''Lex''': Don't let your mother make you do something you will later reg-
-->'''Chloe''': ''([[GirlWithPsychoWeapon Fires]] {{BFG}})''

** [[AlternateUniverse Earth-2]] [[AxCrazy Lionel Luthor]] spends half of season ten tormenting the E-1 counterpart of his daughter Tess, saying that she's worth nothing and the only good she is to him is as a [[OffingTheOffspring necessary sacrifice]] so that her heart can be put into the body of the Lex clone. Tess, who couldn't bring herself to kill her own father, alternate version or not, finally snaps when he actively tries to murder her, and shuts him up quite effectively by shooting him in the chest.

-->'''Simmons:''' Bridge to engine room, come in.\\

-->'''Heru'ur:''' [[WhoDares You DARE]] DEFY ME?\\
'''O'Neill:''' I was thinkin' about it. (throws knife into Heru'ur's ribbon device)

-->'''Ba'al:''' "You ''dare'' MOCK me?"
-->'''O'Neill:''' "Come on, Ba'al, [[DeadpanSnarker you know me]]. Of ''course'' I dare mock you!"

--> '''Crell Moset:''' "You can erase my program Doctor, but you can never change the fact that you've already used some of my research. Where was your conscience when B'Elanna was dying on that table? Ethics, Morality, conscience -- funny how they all go out the airlock when we need something. Are you and I really so different?"
--> '''The Doctor:''' "Computer, delete medical consultant program and all related files."

-->'''Zachariah''': You listen to me. You are nothing but a maggot inside a worm's ass! Do you know who I am... after I [[spoiler:deliver you to Michael?]]
-->'''Dean''': Expendable.
-->'''Zachariah''': Michael's not gonna kill ''me.''
-->'''Dean''': Maybe not. [[spoiler:But I am]].

-->'''Gabriel''': Lucifer, you're my brother and I love you, but ''you are a great big bag of dicks.''

-->'''Freedman''': You're a victim too, Flagg, except you're such an example of [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar walking fertilizer]], it's hard for me to care.

** In "[[Recap/Firefly/E01Serenity Serenity]]", where [[spoiler:Dobson]] is holding a gun to River's head, the Fed starts in on what he's going to do if anyone moves. Mal, who is just heading aboard the ship, ends the speech by shooting him in the head. [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Without even breaking stride]].

--->'''[[spoiler: Fury]]''': You didn't say he'd gone ''this'' crazy.\\

** Joffery gets it a lot too. From season 2, where Tyrion tries to knock some sense into him (wasn't the first time he tried, wouldn't be the last):
-->'''Joffery:''' They attacked me!

** In the pilot, where [[spoiler:Dobson]] is holding a gun to River's head, the Fed starts in on what he's going to do if anyone moves. Mal, who is just heading aboard the ship, ends the speech by shooting him in the head. [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Without even breaking stride]].

** At the end of "Yes Men", after [[GuestStarPartyMember Sif]] has managed to defeat [[VillainOfTheWeek Lorelei]], Lorelei (perhaps trying to commit SuicideByCop) starts taunting Sif about her lover who Lorelei once brainwashed into being her slave, only to be cut off when Sif slaps a PowerNullifier collar on her neck, literally shutting her up.

** In "End of the Beginning", the team finally confronts [[BigBad The Clairvoyant]] [[spoiler: (or rather, his decoy)]], who starts ranting about how his people will kill them all and take [[LivingMacGuffin Skye]], and there's nothing they can do to stop it... and is then silenced when [[spoiler: Ward shoots him dead]].
** "Turn, Turn, Turn" combines this with KirkSummation when [[spoiler: Garrett]] is revealed as the true Clairvoyant [[spoiler: and a HYDRA mole]], and explains his motives to the less than impressed heroes.

** In "Beginning of the End", after May beats [[spoiler: [[TheMole Ward]]]] by [[NailEm nailing his feet to the ground]], he starts to [[VillainsWantMercy plead with her]], only for her to punch him in the throat, cracking his larynx and literally shutting him up.

** In "The Man Behind The Shield", Coulson confronts DiscOneFinalBoss Anton Ivanov, the man who organized [[RightWingMilitiaFanatic the Watchdogs]] to destroy the Inhumans and SHIELD, out of a paranoid delusion that Coulson is using them to take over the world, which is itself rooted in a prior encounter the two of them had years earlier, when Coulson stole an artifact that Ivanov's SVR squad had been sent to steal. After he gives a MotiveRant explaining this to Coulson, Coulson responds by saying that he [[ButForMeItWasTuesday barely remembers the mission in question]], and that he finds it humorous that Ivanov has dedicated so much of his life to destroying someone who, prior to this, [[UnknownRival barely knew he existed]].
** Season 4, "All the Madame's Men." [[spoiler: Madame HYDRA, aka Aida]] is trying to give some demoralizing speech to May and Daisy about the team's true natures, while standing just in front of an elevator (the kind that runs along the outside of a building) on the 40th floor. Daisy quakes them out through the other side of the elevator. [[GravityIsAHarshMistress Gravity ensues]].

** Done very bluntly in "Private Plane": on being caught by Baron von Richthoven, Captain Flashheart appears to listen to the Baron's gloating speech for about a minute before suddenly shooting him dead mid-sentence with the observation "What a poof!"

** In the episode "Lie to Me", Buffy's old friend is going to hand her and a bunch of innocent people over to Spike in exchange for being made a vampire. He gives Buffy a long speech about how he's dying and in pain. Buffy listens, and tells him she feels sorry for him... but if he goes through with it, she'll kill him herself. Commence ass-kicking.

** Season Three, "Amends":

** In episode 6 of ''The Reign of Terror'', Robespierre is arrested. He is about to make a speech when he is shot in the jaw.
** "Planet of Fire" features this wonderful exchange when Peri first encounters the Master:

** "Remembrance of the Daleks" the Doctor gets one of the greatest examples yet:

** "The Greatest Show in the Galaxy" where galactic explorer [[SmugSnake Captain Cook]] is [[SmallNameBigEgo bragging about all the planets he's been to]] while his werewolf associate tries to kill the Doctor:

** There's another funny one in Ghost Light when Josiah Smith is explaining how he will rule the British Empire after he's assassinated Queen Victoria:

** One of the most famous comes from 'Dalek':

** Another example is in the episode, "The Long Game", when the Ninth Doctor is captured by the Editor of an evil news channel, secretly controlling the thoughts of every single human.

** The first confrontation with the Dalek Emperor in ''The Parting of the Ways'' ends in a particularly epic one. When the Dalek Emperor begins a monologue about how he survived the Time War, the Doctor interrupts him with a flat "I get it", after which all the Daleks furiously state how he should never ever interrupt their Emperor. The Doctor's response:

** The Headmaster delivers a good one to Son of Mine in ''Family of Blood''. Son of Mine responds with his own 'Shut up, Hannibal', before producing a gun and killing someone.

** Another one between the Doctor and Davros is in "Journey's End", the last episode of season four of the new series:

** A non-verbal villain-on-villain one occurs in "End of Time Part 2". [[spoiler:The Master is gloating about how his Turn-Every-Human-Into-The-Master machine can now be used as a Transform-The-Returned-Time-Lords-Into-The-Master machine... and upon hearing this, Rassilon silently uses his [[GreenLanternRing Glowing Metal Gauntlet]] to undo the machine's effect, returning every human to their original state.]]

** There are probably a lot of examples, but this one from "The Train Job" stands out:

** Similarly, in "War Stories", when Zoe deprives Niska of his speech when she chooses [[spoiler: to save Wash instead of Mal]].

** In the episode "Lara", Clark Kent gets exposed to kryptonite and falls on his face. A government agent approaches him with handcuffs and rants about how aliens are all dangers to national security, only for Clark to pop up and deck him.
** ''Progeny'':

** In the episode "Spell", the evil witch Isobel mocks Clark, ranting about how his powers are nothing compared to her reality-bending magic, only for Clark to incinerate her spellbook with a shot of heat vision.
** Lionel Luthor gets at least one too. In one ''Franchise/{{Saw}}''-like episode, called "Mercy", a crazy employee is forcing Lionel to go through an obstacle course to fight for his life while boasting over a loudspeaker about how Lionel will probably die instead of escaping. At one point, Lionel's captor asks "So have you learned anything yet?", to which Lionel sneers "Yeah. You talk too much. Shut up," right before successfully completing the task at hand and moving to the next stage of the obstacle course.
** SubvertedTrope in the episode "Supergirl". Gordon Godfrey is giving a villainous speech about how humans are frail and pathetic and that heroes cannot accomplish anything when Clark orders him to cut the crap and tell him where Lois Lane is being held prisoner. Godfrey ignores him and continues where he left off, causing Clark to lose his temper.

** In the episode "Prometheus", there is a wonderful exchange between Simmons and Conrad [[spoiler:after they stole the Prometheus]]:

* ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'': In the episode "Skin of Evil", Picard gives an epic speech to Armus, the malicious being who murdered Tasha Yar and tortured Riker and [[EvilGloating gloated about it]] to a trapped Counselor Troi:

** In "Nothing Human", The Doctor does this to a hologram of Crell Moset when he, a Cardassian physician who used questionable methods in his medical research, tries to defend his work, which The Doctor made use of.

** In "Monster Movie", Dean responds to the {{Monster Of The Week}}'s MotiveRant with "you ever think maybe you're lonely because ''you kill people?''"
** Dean also does this to Zachariah in "Point of No Return":

** Villain-to-villain example in "Hammer of the Gods":

* ''Series/TheWalkingDead'': The Season 5 episode "Coda" opens with Rick chasing down the cop they were holding hostage, who had attacked Sasha and escaped. He warns him to stop; when he doesn't, he rans him over with a car. Then this exchange occurs:

* ''Franchise/StargateVerse'': The heroes are way too GenreSavvy to put up with the [[LargeHam hammy villains]]. O'Neill is probably the exemplar here.

** Let's not forget the first confrontation with the Dalek Emperor in ''The Parting of the Ways''. The Daleks begin shouting at the Doctor after he 'blasphemes' to which he turns round, shouts 'SHUT UP!' and says 'Sorry about that, where were me?'

* ''Series/GameOfThrones'': This exchange with Robb and Jaime:

---> '''Son of Mine:''' Etcetera, Etcetera. [Kills Headmaster's deputy]. Run along headmaster, run back to school. And send us Mr Smith.

** The Headmaster delivers a good one to Son of Mine in ''Family of Blood''. It ends the discussion and Son of Mine has to pull out his weapon.

** Also ''Series/{{Bones}}''. In the episode ''The Man in the Morgue'', set in New Orleans, the killer starts going into a harangue about the power of Voodoo. Bones shuts him up by poking him in the eye.

** There's another funny one in Ghostlight when Josiah Smith is explaining how he will rule the British Empire after he's assassinated Queen Victoria:

*** And earlier, after Davros tries another lecture:

*** He then proceeds to [[spoiler:cut off Mal's ear, purely out of spite.]]

-->'''The Master''': [[CatchPhrase I am the Master!]]
-->'''Peri''': So what? I'm Perpugilliam Brown and I can shout just as loud as you can.

** In "Remembrance of the Daleks" the Doctor got what may be the greatest example of this yet:

** "Planet of Fire" features this wonderful exchange when Peri first encounters the Master:
-->'''The Master''': [[CatchPhrase I am the Master!]]
-->'''Peri''': So what? I'm Perpugilliam Brown and I can shout just as loud as you can.
*** Especially good as he was trying to hypnotize her at the time. [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome It is also the only time The Master ever fails to hypnotize a human being straight out]], and no reason for this is ever given. Apart from the fact that she can shout just as loud as he can.
** Another example is in the episode, "The Long Game", when the Ninth Doctor is captured by the Editor of an evil news channel, secretly controlling the thoughts of every single human.
-->'''The Editor:''' Well, now, there's an interesting point. Is a slave a slave, if he doesn't know he's enslaved?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Yes.\\
'''The Editor:''' Oh, I was hoping for a philosophical debate. Is that all I'm going to get, "yes"?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Yes.
** There's a ''very'' good one in 'Dalek':
-->'''The Doctor''': If you want orders, follow this one. Kill yourself.\\
'''Dalek''': The Daleks must survive!!\\
'''The Doctor''': ''(literally foaming at the mouth)'' The Daleks have ''failed''! Now why don't you finish the job, and make the Daleks extinct?! Rid the universe of your filth! '''WHY DON'T YOU JUST ''DIE''?!'''\\
'''Dalek''': ''({{Beat}})'' [[NotSoDifferent You would make a good Dalek.]]

** In episode 6 of ''The Reign of Terror'', Robespierre is arrested. He is about to make a speech when he is shot in the jaw.
** Let's not forget the first confrontation with the Dalek Emperor in ''The Parting of the Ways''. The Daleks begin shouting at the Doctor after he 'blasphemes' to which he turns round, shouts 'SHUT UP!' and says 'Sorry about that, where were me?'
** The Headmaster delivers a good one to Son of Mine in ''Family of Blood''. It ends the discussion and Son of Mine has to pull out his weapon.
---> '''Son of Mine:''' War is coming. In foreign fields, war of the whole wide world, with all your boys falling down in the mud. Do you think they will thank the man who taught them it was glorious?
---> '''Headmaster:''' Don't you forget, boy, I've been a soldier; I was in South Africa. I used my dead mates for sandbags. I fought with the butt of my rifle when the bullets ran out and I would go back there tomorrow! For King and Country!

** A double ShutUpHannibal from the "Man in the Bear" episode involving, appropriately enough, a cannibal:

* ''Series/{{Glee}}'': Will gets a moment after Sue bursts into the Glee club's room with a trophy in her hand, loudly talking about how she'll turn it into a trophy room. After she gives a little rant about how they have no chance at Regionals, Will walks up to her, grabs the trophy out of her hands, then throws it against the room's wall, smashing it to pieces. ShutUpHannibal! at its finest.

** Funny, because Daniel's speech closely mirrors the original HannibalLecture.

** Delivered a very effective one to Abby's StalkerWithACrush without saying a word. As he's being interrogated at the end, the stalker keeps addressing the two-way mirror, taunting Abby with claims that they're drawn to each other -- "Right now, you can't take your eyes off me, can you?" Gibbs responds to this by leaving the interrogation room, reaching into the other, and flipping on the lights, revealing that ''nobody's'' there watching. [[BigNo Loser stalker doesn't take it well]].
** A particularly interesting variant since the intended recipient of the lecture was Abby and not Gibbs, making this a ShutUpHannibal by never having been there in the first place.

** [[AlternateUniverse Earth-2]] [[AxCrazy Lionel Luthor]] spends half of season ten [[HannibalLecture tormenting]] the E-1 counterpart of his daughter Tess, saying that she's worth nothing and the only good she is to him is as a [[OffingTheOffspring necessary sacrifice]] so that her heart can be put into the body of the Lex clone. Tess, who couldn't bring herself to kill her own father, alternate version or not, finally snaps when he actively tries to murder her, and shuts him up quite effectively by shooting him in the chest.

* ''DarkAngel'': Max ("452") cuts short an opponent's pre-fight monologue in the series finale:

* ''{{Neighbours}}'': A recent storyline had Susan stalked by someone who turned out to be her University lecturer, who blamed her for failing him when he was a student teacher at Erinsborough High. Despite the hell he had put her in recent weeks, Susan refused to take any crap from him, telling him that he had no one to blame but himself for repeated failures to learn from his mistakes.

* ''PrisonBreak'': After Mahone's HeelFaceTurn his son is killed out of retribution. Mahone captures the man who did it, gets insanely brutal in torturing him until he calls Mahone's wife and apologizes, then leads him to a dock tied to a bunch of weights. The killer starts a speech to Mahone about how [[NotSoDifferent they aren't any different]], only for Mahone to push him into the water after just a few words.

* ''TheWire'':

* ''{{Smallville}}'':

* ''TheMentalist'':

-->'''Sif''': You were saying?
** In "End of the Beginning", the team finally confronts [[BigBad The Clairvoyant]] [[spoiler: (or rather, his decoy)]], who starts ranting about how his people will kill them all and take [[MacGuffinGirl Skye]], and there's nothing they can do to stop it... and is then silenced when [[spoiler: Ward shoots him dead]].

-->'''[[spoiler: Garrett]]''': Come on, this is me being honest, Phil.
-->'''Coulson''': No, [[spoiler: John]]. This is you being a psychopath.

-->'''[[spoiler: Fury]]''': You didn't say he'd gone ''this'' crazy.
-->'''Coulson''': He's definitely taken it up a notch.

* ''{{Blackadder}} Goes Forth'':

* ''Series/PowerRangersRPG'': Summer's reaction to one of Tenaya's typical rants: