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Desperate not to return home to her overbearing Midwestern parents (who keep reminding her of the second mortgage they took out for her education), June meets Chloe (Creator/KrystenRitter), or [[SecondaryCharacterTitle The Bitch in Apartment 23]]. Chloe's glamorous, exciting, inexplicably BFFs with Creator/JamesVanDerBeek--all in all, the perfect roommate...until June learns that Chloe is actually a sex-crazed, alcoholic con-artist with the morals of a pirate who regularly scams naive newcomers into laying down several months' rent before driving them off with her sociopathic antics. But June proves more than capable of holding her own against Chloe, earning her begrudging respect and (maybe) even her friendship.


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Desperate not to return home to her overbearing Midwestern parents (who keep reminding her of the second mortgage they took out for her education), June meets Chloe (Creator/KrystenRitter), or [[SecondaryCharacterTitle The Bitch in Apartment 23]]. Chloe's glamorous, exciting, inexplicably BFFs [=BFFs=] with Creator/JamesVanDerBeek--all in all, the perfect roommate...until June learns that Chloe is actually a sex-crazed, alcoholic con-artist with the morals of a pirate who regularly scams naive newcomers into laying down several months' rent before driving them off with her sociopathic antics. But June proves more than capable of holding her own against Chloe, earning her begrudging respect and (maybe) even her friendship.

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''Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23'' is a {{Sitcom}} that aired on Creator/{{ABC}}.

Desperate for a place to stay after finding herself rendered homeless, June (Dreama Walker) agrees to live with Chloe (Creator/KrystenRitter), or [[SecondaryCharacterTitle The Bitch in Apartment 23]], and HilarityEnsues. The show premiered on April 11, 2012, taking over the timeslot ''Series/HappyEndings'' occupied after its second season wrapped.

Creator/JamesVanDerBeek announced on twitter on January 22, 2013 that ABC had pulled the series and would not be airing eight episodes already filmed. As he put it, "Translation: We've basically been cancelled."

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''Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23'' is a {{Sitcom}} that aired on Creator/{{ABC}}. \n\nDesperate for a place to stay after finding herself rendered homeless, June (Dreama Walker) agrees to live with Chloe (Creator/KrystenRitter), or [[SecondaryCharacterTitle The Bitch in Apartment 23]], and HilarityEnsues. The show premiered on April 11, 2012, taking over the timeslot ''Series/HappyEndings'' occupied after its second season wrapped.

Creator/JamesVanDerBeek June Colburn (Dreama Walker) has her life all figured out: just out of grad school, she secures a high-paying job with a Wall Street investment firm, complete with an upscale company-provided apartment. By ten o'clock on her first day, she's jobless and homeless on the streets of New York after her boss is implicated in an embezzling scheme and her new apartment is seized by the government.

Desperate not to return home to her overbearing Midwestern parents (who keep reminding her of the second mortgage they took out for her education), June meets Chloe (Creator/KrystenRitter), or [[SecondaryCharacterTitle The Bitch in Apartment 23]]. Chloe's glamorous, exciting, inexplicably BFFs with Creator/JamesVanDerBeek--all in all, the perfect roommate...until June learns that Chloe is actually a sex-crazed, alcoholic con-artist with the morals of a pirate who regularly scams naive newcomers into laying down several months' rent before driving them off with her sociopathic antics. But June proves more than capable of holding her own against Chloe, earning her begrudging respect and (maybe) even her friendship.


On January 22, 2013, James Van Der Beek
announced on twitter Twitter on January 22, 2013 that ABC had pulled the series and would not be airing eight episodes already filmed. As he put it, filmed: "Translation: We've basically been cancelled."

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* BirdsOfAFeather: Chloe and James are both egotistical jerks who enjoy manipulating others for their own amusement. Naturally, they're best friends.


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** Chloe briefly allows June to help her find "an appropriate man." The first step is making Chloe more "appropriate," including forcing her to start wear underwear. When Chloe finally gives up, the first thing she does is slip off her panties and heave a sigh of relief: "Oh, thank God, I can ''see'' again."
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* OutOfJobIntoThePlot: This is how June wound up in this mess to begin with - she had arrived on her first day of work at a financing firm, only to find it's in the midst of shutting down with her boss being arrested, thus finding herself unemployed before even starting work.
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** Chloe is briefly ScaredStraight into allowing June to help her find "an appropriate man." The first step is making Chloe more "appropriate," including forcing her to start wear underwear. When Chloe finally gives up, the first thing she does is slip off her panties and heave a sigh of relief: "Oh, thank God, I can ''see'' again."

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** Chloe is briefly ScaredStraight into allowing allows June to help her find "an appropriate man." The first step is making Chloe more "appropriate," including forcing her to start wear underwear. When Chloe finally gives up, the first thing she does is slip off her panties and heave a sigh of relief: "Oh, thank God, I can ''see'' again."



--> '''Eli:''' What are you gonna do, Tedford, flip my pancakes? Hope you have 10-foot long arms!
--> '''Teddy:''' Stop calling me Tedford!
--> '''Eli:''' Stop secretly loving it!

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--> ---> '''Eli:''' What are you gonna do, Tedford, flip my pancakes? Hope you have 10-foot long arms!
--> ---> '''Teddy:''' Stop calling me Tedford!
--> ---> '''Eli:''' Stop secretly loving it!
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** Chloe is briefly ScaredStraight into allowing June to help her find "an appropriate man." The first step is making Chloe more "appropriate," including forcing her to start wear underwear. When Chloe finally gives up, the first thing she does is slip off her panties and heave a sigh of relief: "Oh, thank God, I can ''see'' again."
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->''"My name is [[NaiveNewcomer June Colburn]]. Since moving to New York, I lost my job, my apartment and my fiancee. Now I'm living with this girl [[ComedicSociopathy Chloe]], who may or may not be a sociopath. Chloe is best friends with the actor [[AdamWesting James Van Der Beek]]. There's this weird girl who lives down the hall, [[StalkerWithACrush Robin]], who's obsessed with Chloe, and [[LovableSexManiac Eli]], the pervert next door."''

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->''"My name is [[NaiveNewcomer June Colburn]]. Since moving to New York, I lost my job, my apartment and my fiancee.fiancé. Now I'm living with this girl [[ComedicSociopathy Chloe]], who may or may not be a sociopath. Chloe is best friends with the actor [[AdamWesting James Van Der Beek]]. There's this weird girl who lives down the hall, [[StalkerWithACrush Robin]], who's obsessed with Chloe, and [[LovableSexManiac Eli]], the pervert next door."''

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* SecondaryCharacterTitleSecondaryCharacterTitle: Chloe is the titular Bitch in Apartment 23, but June is the main character and narrator.



** This is how people from the midwest feel about ''Series/DawsonsCreek''.

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** This is how people from the midwest Midwest feel about ''Series/DawsonsCreek''.''Series/DawsonsCreek''.
** Chloe is ''very'' competitive about the annual outlet sale, to the point of prepping strategies weeks in advance and criticizing June for wearing an outfit with too many "access points" (i.e., straps or belts by which other shoppers could drag her back).



* SpecialGuest: Busy Phillips, [[spoiler: [[Series/SavedByTheBell Mark-Paul Gossealaar]] and [[Series/MalcolmInTheMiddle Frankie Muniz]] in "A Reunion..."]]

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* SpecialGuest: Special guests on ''Don't Trust the B'' tend to appear as themselves.
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Busy Phillips, [[spoiler: [[Series/SavedByTheBell Mark-Paul Gossealaar]] and [[Series/MalcolmInTheMiddle Frankie Muniz]] in "A Reunion..."]]"]]
** Creator/KevinSorbo in "A Wedding..." as Chloe's unwitting wedding date.
** Creator/DeanCain in "Shitagi Nashi..." as James Van Der Beek's ''Dancing With the Stars'' rival.
** Creator/RichardDeanAnderson in "Original Bitch..." as one of the candidates for James's biological father ("My dad's ''[[Series/MacGyver1985 MacGyver?!"]]'').
** Charo in "Original Bitch" as Chloe's muse.
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* GoodPeopleHaveGoodSex: Hilariously deconstructed and subverted. June and Mark finally acknowledge their attraction, only to discover they're sexually incompatible on every possible level. They don't understand just ''why''--they each find the other hot, they truly like one another, and they're both pretty good at sex with other people--but after a second attempt also falls flat, they agree to[[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain resume their previous platonic friendship as if the hook-up never happened.]]

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* GoodPeopleHaveGoodSex: Hilariously deconstructed and subverted. June and Mark finally acknowledge their attraction, only to discover they're sexually incompatible on every possible level. They don't understand just ''why''--they each find the other hot, they truly like one another, and they're both pretty good at sex with other people--but after a second attempt also falls flat, they agree to[[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain to [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain resume their previous platonic friendship as if the hook-up never happened.]]



* HateAtFirstSight: Chloe flat-out invokes this trope thirty seconds after meeting June's new friend Stephanie: "Oh! I just realized I hate you."

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* HateAtFirstSight: Chloe flat-out invokes this trope thirty seconds after meeting June's new friend Stephanie: "Oh! I just realized realized: I hate you."

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** "The Wedding..." opens with June and James in the midst of a BigDamnKiss and June promptly being slapped by Chloe, then flashes to a few days previously.



* RichBitch: Subverted. Chloe definitely has a nice place filled with equally nice furniture, but she only attains all of it after [[MagnificentBastard taking more money than needed from her roommates, keeping their security deposits for herself and purposely driving them out with her behavior, then repeating the process.]]

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* RichBitch: Subverted. Chloe definitely has a nice place filled with equally nice furniture, but she only attains all of it after [[MagnificentBastard taking more money than needed from her roommates, keeping their security deposits for herself and purposely driving them out with her behavior, then repeating the process.]]]] Though it's possible she was this in the past, given her parents' BigFancyHouse and them freely giving her $2,000 to kick June out as we see in the Thanksgiving episode.



* PerkyGoth: Chloe rarely wears colors other than black and often accessorizes with skulls and chains, but at the same time remains carefree and vivacious.



* TwoferTokenMinority: James' gay black stylist.

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* TwoferTokenMinority: James' gay black stylist.stylist, Luthor.
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* {{Homage}}: In "Shitagi Nashi...", June shows Chloe a comic strip she drew (complete with MarySue versions of herself and a friend) in high school that seems like an homage to ''WebAnimation/TeenGirlSquad''. Also a flashback with June is high school resembling Marni from Film/YouAgain's high school flashback, complete with stringy hair and wearing a mascot costume.

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* {{Homage}}: In "Shitagi Nashi...", June shows Chloe a comic strip she drew (complete with MarySue ParodySue versions of herself and a friend) in high school that seems like an homage to ''WebAnimation/TeenGirlSquad''. Also a flashback with June is high school resembling Marni from Film/YouAgain's high school flashback, complete with stringy hair and wearing a mascot costume.
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* GoodPeopleHaveGoodSex: Hilariously deconstructed and subverted. June and Mark finally acknowledge their attraction, only to discover they're sexually incompatible on every possible level. They don't understand just ''why''--they each find the other hot, they truly like one another, and they're both pretty good at sex with other people--but after a second attempt also falls flat, they agree to[[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain resume their previous platonic friendship as if the hook-up never happened.]]
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** After hearing about a series of rapes and murders in Central Park, June's overanxious Midwestern parents send her a rape whistle. Her father makes an incredibly awkward joke about "just don't get raped near a marching band!"
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** [[GameOfChicken Murder Chicken.]]
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* HostilityOnTheSet: It's discovered in the episode "A Reunion..." that everyone in the cast of ''Series/DawsonsCreek'', hated James, and no one wanted to do a reunion with him.

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* HateAtFirstSight: Eli and Chloe's friend Teddy are immediately at odds when they meet in "Teddy Trouble." Not even a day after their first encounter, Eli is lobbing croutons at Teddy from his apartment, while Teddy smacks them back at Eli with a spatula.

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* HateAtFirstSight: Chloe flat-out invokes this trope thirty seconds after meeting June's new friend Stephanie: "Oh! I just realized I hate you."
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Eli and Chloe's friend Teddy are immediately at odds when they meet in "Teddy Trouble." Not even a day after their first encounter, Eli is lobbing croutons at Teddy from his apartment, while Teddy smacks them back at Eli with a spatula.
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** Chloe is required under Megan's Law to inform the parents of a minor that she is a registered sex offender living within 500 feet. Turns out it was due to an overblown incident when she was 18 and dating a 17-year-old whose parents hated her. These days she has no interest in younger men--"Curfews, body spray, doodles of fighter jets..."--but it's still on her record and the entire apartment building turns on her (with June getting branded by proxy).

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** In another episode, Chloe briefly attempts to go on the straight and narrow, which results in her wearing panties. When she reverts, she immediately slips them off (in front of James and June), heaves a sigh of relief, and announces "I can breathe again!"



** The real ''People'''s Sexiest Man Alive in "Sexy People..." is never seen and is referred to as "him" or "he". This is likely due to the episode being filmed before the real one was chosen and the producers not wanting to contradict the actual choice for that year, who turned out to be Channing Tatum.

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** The real ''People'''s Sexiest Man Alive in "Sexy People..." is never seen and is referred to as "him" or "he". This is likely due to the episode being filmed before the real one was chosen and the producers not wanting to contradict the actual choice for that year, who turned out to be Channing Tatum.Tatum (and who, by chance, June suggests as Sexiest Man Alive to her mom, who scoffs at the idea).

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* DumbBlonde: Averted by June, who did, after all, get to Manhattan by getting a decent-paying job in finance.

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* DistractedByTheSexy: June is so infatuated with one of her sexy regular customers that whenever he shows up, she can't see anything else. Chloe suggests she have casual sex with him to get it out of her system.
* DumbBlonde: Averted by June, who did, after all, get to Manhattan by getting a decent-paying job in finance.finance, and who manages to keep one step ahead of Chloe once she gets her bearings. She's naive, but not stupid.



** June hears a mental verse of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R2pFk7dAZ4 "Good Good"]] whenever she sees an object of lust. (She also hears the same clip when the sight of a baby reminds her that [[MyBiologicalClockIsTicking her biological clock is ticking]].)

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** June hears a mental verse of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R2pFk7dAZ4 "Good Good"]] whenever she sees an object of lust. (She also hears the same clip when the sight of a baby reminds her that [[MyBiologicalClockIsTicking her biological clock is ticking]].)
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** In another episode, Chloe briefly attempts to go on the straight and narrow, which results in her wearing panties. When she reverts, she immediately slips them off (in front of James and June), heaves a sigh of relief, and announces "I can breathe again!"
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** It's even unclear how genuine is her friendship with June, since she's stated before that part of the reason she wants June to stick around is simply because she doesn't want to go to the trouble of finding another less-compatible roommate should June leave. However, it should also be pointed out that on several occasions, Chloe's openly put June ahead of herself (such as visiting her family at Thanksgiving--a holiday she hates--solely to scam enough money for June to fly home for Christmas).

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* HardDrinkingPartyGirl: Chloe is an excellent example, down to being almost a professional [[{{Trickster}} Trickster]]. In "Shitagi Nashi..." Robin tells June that Chloe's liver is superhuman.

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* HairOfGoldHeartOfGold: June's bright hair, sunny demeanor, and determined optimism contrast her with the black-haired, cynical, self-serving Chloe.
* HardDrinkingPartyGirl: Chloe is an excellent example, down to being almost a professional [[{{Trickster}} Trickster]]. In "Shitagi Nashi..." Robin tells June that Chloe's liver is superhuman. June's attempt to keep up with Chloe's drinking habits for a single week literally nearly kill her.

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** Since she's still running the roommate scam at this point--part of which involves informing June that living in the apartment might mean a chance to meet James--it's possible that she's lying about this just to get the image of a well-hung Dawson fixed in June's fantasies. We find out later that James and Chloe did have sex once (and made a sex tape) but they appear to have ended that relationship for reasons other than the size of James' [[UnusualEuphemism Van Der Beek]].



** "Shitagi Nashi" translates to "no panties." Chloe thinks it's a Japanese term for a tall woman.



* EeriePaleSkinnedBrunette: Chloe, though only because she has actual black hair and June provides a pretty strong visual contrast with her fair skin and blonde hair. How trope appropriate Chloe is depends on your perspective of her behavior.



* PersonaNonGrata: According to Chloe, she has been 'excommunicated' from Denmark for refusing sexual advances from the Danish Queen.

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* PersonaNonGrata: According to Chloe, she has been 'excommunicated' from Denmark for refusing sexual advances from the Danish Queen.queen.


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* RavenHairIvorySkin: Chloe is willowy and pale with jet-black hair, which might explain her in-universe popularity with Asian men, and which also provides a good visual contrast with smaller, curvier June and her golden hair and peaches-and-cream complexion.
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** June hears a mental verse of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R2pFk7dAZ4 "Good Good"]] whenever she sees an object of lust. (She also hears the same clip when the sight of a baby reminds her that [[MyBiologicalClockIsTicking her biological clock is ticking]].

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** June hears a mental verse of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R2pFk7dAZ4 "Good Good"]] whenever she sees an object of lust. (She also hears the same clip when the sight of a baby reminds her that [[MyBiologicalClockIsTicking her biological clock is ticking]].)

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** Mark's girlfriend Jennifer.



* [[HeWhoMustNotBeSeen She Who Must Not Be Seen]]: Mark's horrifically controlling girlfriend Jennifer. We learn a lot about her from Mark's descriptions, but she never appears on screen.
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* [[HeWhoMustNotBeSeen She Who Must Not Be Seen]]: Mark's horrifically controlling girlfriend Jennifer. We learn a lot about her from Mark's descriptions, but she never appears on screen.
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** James goes on a "mind ride" (sitting on his motorcycle in his living room while pretending to drive down a dark road) to "Highway To the Danger Zone" in "Monday June..."
** Whenever James evokes his role in ''Series/DawsonsCreek'' (for fun and profit), we usually get a quick snippet of Music/PaulaCole's "I Don't Wanna Wait."
** June hears a mental verse of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R2pFk7dAZ4 "Good Good"]] whenever she sees an object of lust. (She also hears the same clip when the sight of a baby reminds her that [[MyBiologicalClockIsTicking her biological clock is ticking]].
** Benjamin and Chloe go on a [[MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces whirlwind tour of bathrooms]] to the tune of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxxajLWwzqY Icona Pop's "I Love It"]]. In a later episode, when Ben returns, the tour--and the song--continues.
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* BigApplesauceBigApplesauce: June finds New York City a delightful and exciting place full of fascinating sociological phenomenon. The natives react to her enthusiasm with their famous indifference.

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->''My name is [[NaiveNewcomer June Colburn.]] Since moving to New York, I lost my job, my apartment and my fiancee. Now I'm living with this girl [[ComedicSociopathy Chloe who may or may not be a sociopath.]] Chloe is best friends with the actor [[AdamWesting James van der Beek.]] There's this weird girl who lives down the hall, [[StalkerWithACrush Robin,]] who's obsessed with Chloe, and [[LovableSexManiac Eli,]] the pervert next door.''

''Don't Trust The B---- In Apartment 23'' is a {{Sitcom}} that aired on ABC. Desperate for a place to stay after finding herself rendered homeless, June (Dreama Walker) agrees to live with Chloe (Creator/KrystenRitter), or [[SecondaryCharacterTitle The Bitch in Apartment 23]], and HilarityEnsues. The show premiered on April 11, 2012, taking over the timeslot ''Series/HappyEndings'' occupied after its second season wrapped.

James Van Der Beek announced on twitter on January 22, 2013 that ABC had pulled the series and would not be airing eight episodes already filmed. As he put it, "Translation: We've basically been cancelled."

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->''My ->''"My name is [[NaiveNewcomer June Colburn.]] Colburn]]. Since moving to New York, I lost my job, my apartment and my fiancee. Now I'm living with this girl [[ComedicSociopathy Chloe Chloe]], who may or may not be a sociopath.]] sociopath. Chloe is best friends with the actor [[AdamWesting James van der Beek.]] Van Der Beek]]. There's this weird girl who lives down the hall, [[StalkerWithACrush Robin,]] Robin]], who's obsessed with Chloe, and [[LovableSexManiac Eli,]] Eli]], the pervert next door.''

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''Don't Trust The the B---- In in Apartment 23'' is a {{Sitcom}} that aired on ABC. Creator/{{ABC}}.

Desperate for a place to stay after finding herself rendered homeless, June (Dreama Walker) agrees to live with Chloe (Creator/KrystenRitter), or [[SecondaryCharacterTitle The Bitch in Apartment 23]], and HilarityEnsues. The show premiered on April 11, 2012, taking over the timeslot ''Series/HappyEndings'' occupied after its second season wrapped.

James Van Der Beek Creator/JamesVanDerBeek announced on twitter on January 22, 2013 that ABC had pulled the series and would not be airing eight episodes already filmed. As he put it, "Translation: We've basically been cancelled.""

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