History Series / ChappellesShow

19th Aug '17 3:08:48 AM XFllo
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* EnemyEatsYourLunch: After terrorizing Dave Chappelle on a criminal ride-along, Wayne Brady offers Dave a sandwich:
-->'''Wayne:''' Eat your sandwich, Dave.\\
'''(Dave sobs in fear)'''\\
'''Wayne:''' Give me your sandwich... I said give me your damn sandwich!
10th Aug '17 6:38:06 AM CosmicFerret
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-->"NO I CAN'T STOP YELLING, CAUSE THAT'S HOW I TALK! HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN MY MOVIES?! [[{{Juice}} JUICE?!]] THAT WAS A GOOD ONE! [[Film/DeepBlueSea DEEP BLUE SEA?!]] THEY ATE ME, A FUCKING SHARK ATE ME! DRINK, BITCH! [[JurassicPark JURASSIC PARK?!]]"

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-->"NO I CAN'T STOP YELLING, CAUSE THAT'S HOW I TALK! HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN MY MOVIES?! [[{{Juice}} JUICE?!]] THAT WAS A GOOD ONE! [[Film/DeepBlueSea DEEP BLUE SEA?!]] THEY ATE ME, A FUCKING SHARK ATE ME! DRINK, BITCH! [[JurassicPark [[Film/JurassicPark JURASSIC PARK?!]]"
25th Jul '17 12:43:28 PM TheAmazingBlachman
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* ADateWithRosiePalms: Dave finds a few excuses to do this in several sketches, and a cut scene from ''It's a Wonderful Breast''(available on the DVD) shows one of the company executives doing this.



* ADateWithRosiePalms: Dave finds a few excuses to do this in several sketches, and a cut scene from ''It's a Wonderful Breast''(available on the DVD) shows one of the company executives doing this.



-->"Well, moptop, here ya are! Home sweet home, the hood! ... G-g-g-g-goodbye!"

to:

-->"Well, --->"Well, moptop, here ya are! Home sweet home, the hood! ... G-g-g-g-goodbye!"



--> '''Dave''': And they're not bad after unprotected sex with multiple partners, neither.

to:

--> '''Dave''': -->'''Dave''': And they're not bad after unprotected sex with multiple partners, neither.



-->'''Wayne''': Eat your sandwich, Dave.
-->'''(Dave sobs in fear)'''
-->'''Wayne''': Give me your sandwich...I said give me your damn sandwich!

to:

-->'''Wayne''': -->'''Wayne:''' Eat your sandwich, Dave.
-->'''(Dave
Dave.\\
'''(Dave
sobs in fear)'''
-->'''Wayne''':
fear)'''\\
'''Wayne:'''
Give me your sandwich...sandwich... I said give me your damn sandwich!



-->'''Narrator''': For viewers sensitive to issues of race, be advised that the following piece contains gratuitous use of the "N" word.
-->[{{Beat}}]
-->'''Narrator''': And by the "N" word, I mean Nigger.
-->[{{Beat}}]
-->'''Narrator''': There, I said it.

to:

-->'''Narrator''': '''Narrator''': For viewers sensitive to issues of race, be advised that the following piece contains gratuitous use of the "N" word.
-->[{{Beat}}]
-->'''Narrator''':
''({{beat}})''
'''Narrator''':
And by the "N" word, I mean Nigger.
-->[{{Beat}}]
-->'''Narrator''':
"Nigger".
''(beat)''
'''Narrator''':
There, I said it.



-->'''Silky''': Good god! Incarcerated African-Americans! ''Slaves'', if you will! Gentlemen, these men work for the [[BuffySpeak minimumest]] of wages--grits and tattered clothes!\\
'''Buck Nasty''': Man, these cats ain't even got shoes on! I could never go out like that!\\
'''Silky''': Buck Nasty, show a little respect. One of these men could be your great-grandpappy.\\

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-->'''Silky''': -->'''Silky:''' Good god! Incarcerated African-Americans! ''Slaves'', if you will! Gentlemen, these men work for the [[BuffySpeak minimumest]] of wages--grits and tattered clothes!\\
'''Buck Nasty''': Nasty:''' Man, these cats ain't even got shoes on! I could never go out like that!\\
'''Silky''': '''Silky:''' Buck Nasty, show a little respect. One of these men could be your great-grandpappy.\\



--> '''Rick James:''' I mean, what am I gonna do, just jump up and grind my feet into somebody's couch like it's something to do? Come on, I have a little more sense than that. (beat) Yeah, I remember grinding my feet in Eddie's couch."

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--> '''Rick -->'''Rick James:''' I mean, what am I gonna do, just jump up and grind my feet into somebody's couch like it's something to do? Come on, I have a little more sense than that. (beat) ''(beat)'' Yeah, I remember grinding my feet in Eddie's couch."



-->'''Rick James''': Yeah, I remember grinding my feet in Eddie's couch.
-->'''Neal Brennan''': Do you remember why you did it?
-->'''Rick James''': Because Eddie could buy another one.

to:

-->'''Rick James''': James:''' Yeah, I remember grinding my feet in Eddie's couch.
-->'''Neal Brennan''':
couch.\\
'''Neal Brennan:'''
Do you remember why you did it?
-->'''Rick James''':
it?\\
'''Rick James:'''
Because Eddie could buy another one.



-->'''R. Kelly:''' How you gonna make a video about peeing on somebody?
-->'''Dave:''' Nigga, how ''you'' gonna make a video about peeing on somebody?

to:

-->'''R. Kelly:''' How you gonna make a video about peeing on somebody?
-->'''Dave:'''
somebody?\\
'''Dave:'''
Nigga, how ''you'' gonna make a video about peeing on somebody?



-->'''Little Girl:''' Hey, you're Chris Rock!\\

to:

-->'''Little --->'''Little Girl:''' Hey, you're Chris Rock!\\



--> "I'm BROKE, son, I'm BROKE!"
--> "FUCK Nick Cannon!"

to:

--> "I'm -->"I'm BROKE, son, I'm BROKE!"
-->
BROKE!"\\
"FUCK Nick Cannon!"



---> "That mother... [[MeaningfulEcho I'm broke, biatch!]]"
--> "Konichiwa, bitches."
--> "Thank you, bitches."
-->"Mmm, ''mmm'', bitch!"
-->"It's a celebration, bitch!"
-->"Kiss the rings, bitch."
-->"Yes I'm sure, bitch!"
-->"What's really hood, bitch?"
-->"I'm Wayne Brady, bitch!"
-->"Spambusters, bitch!"
-->"That's 'cause she is never gonna know about it, bitch!"
-->"Go sell some medicine, bitches!"

to:

---> "That --->"That mother... [[MeaningfulEcho I'm broke, biatch!]]"
--> "Konichiwa, -->"Konichiwa, bitches."
-->
"\\
"Thank you, bitches."
-->"Mmm,
"\\
"Mmm,
''mmm'', bitch!"
-->"It's
bitch!"\\
"It's
a celebration, bitch!"
-->"Kiss
bitch!"\\
"Kiss
the rings, bitch."
-->"Yes
"\\
"Yes,
I'm sure, bitch!"
-->"What's
bitch!"\\
"What's
really hood, bitch?"
-->"I'm
bitch?"\\
"I'm
Wayne Brady, bitch!"
-->"Spambusters, bitch!"
-->"That's
bitch!"\\
"Spambusters, bitch!"\\
"That's
'cause she is never gonna know about it, bitch!"
-->"Go
bitch!"\\
"Go
sell some medicine, bitches!"



** Ironically enough, '''this''' was the very reason why Dave Chappelle decided not to go on with the show. He felt he became what he was mocking.

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** Ironically enough, '''this''' ''this'' was the very reason why Dave Chappelle decided not to go on with the show. He felt he became what he was mocking.



--> "He tried to kill my father, man... THE NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FAAATHER!"

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--> "He -->"He tried to kill my father, man... THE NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FAAATHER!"
25th Jul '17 12:31:39 PM TheAmazingBlachman
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* BoomerangBigot: The skit "Black White Supremacist" featured a blind black man who grew up unaware of his own race and became a prominent white supremacist writer and Klan leader. His best friend makes sure he is never seen in public out of his robes and doesn't tell him he's black out of fear that [[DrivenToSuicide he will kill himself just for the sake of having one less black person in the world]]. He does eventually find out that he is black and after a while he comes to accept it, although [[RefugeInAudacity he still divorces his wife for being a "nigger-lover"]].

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* BoomerangBigot: The skit "Black White Supremacist" featured a blind black man man, named Clayton Bigsby, who grew up in an orphanage, unaware of his own race and became a prominent white supremacist writer and Klan leader. His best friend makes sure he is never seen in public out of his robes and doesn't tell him he's black out of fear that [[DrivenToSuicide he will kill himself just for the sake of having one less black person in the world]]. He does eventually find out that he is black and after a while he comes to accept it, although [[RefugeInAudacity he still divorces his wife for being a "nigger-lover"]].
27th Apr '17 7:29:05 PM missmoon
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* WeUsedToBeFriends: Co-creator and co-writer Neal Brennan was [[http://www.time.com/time/question/farley_question.html not]] [[http://thebosh.com/archives/2006/06/neal_brennan_talks_about_dave_chappelle.php happy]] [[http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/09/movies/09eels.html at all]] about the way Chappelle ended the show. In the years that have passed, he and Dave eventually repaired their friendship, and he's called Dave "[his] friend" on his podcast ''The Champs'', talking about their collaboration fondly. He's also stated that while collaborations could happen again, resurrecting the show is out of the question.

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* WeUsedToBeFriends: Co-creator and co-writer Neal Brennan was [[http://www.time.com/time/question/farley_question.html not]] [[http://thebosh.com/archives/2006/06/neal_brennan_talks_about_dave_chappelle.php happy]] [[http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/09/movies/09eels.html at all]] about the way Chappelle ended the show. In the years that have passed, he and Dave eventually repaired their friendship, and he's called Dave "[his] friend" on his podcast ''The Champs'', talking about their collaboration fondly. He's also stated that while one-off collaborations could happen again, happen, resurrecting the show is or working together on other forms of long-term projects are out of the question.
27th Apr '17 12:33:55 AM jormis29
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* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: In order, Wayne Brady commits a drive-by, collects his pimp money, [[Film/TrainingDay forces Dave to smoke PCP]], kills a cop, and eats Dave's sandwich.

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* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: In order, Wayne Brady Creator/WayneBrady commits a drive-by, collects his pimp money, [[Film/TrainingDay forces Dave to smoke PCP]], kills a cop, and eats Dave's sandwich.



* NeckSnap: In the Wayne Brady sketch, both Chappelle and Wayne are pulled over by a traffic cop. Wayne uses his white-friendly image to charm the cop, then snaps his neck to get out of a potential ticket.

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* NeckSnap: In the Wayne Brady Creator/WayneBrady sketch, both Chappelle and Wayne are pulled over by a traffic cop. Wayne uses his white-friendly image to charm the cop, then snaps his neck to get out of a potential ticket.



* SociopathicHero: Wayne Brady. '''Is Wayne Brady gonna hafta choke a bitch?'''

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* SociopathicHero: Wayne Brady.Creator/WayneBrady. '''Is Wayne Brady gonna hafta choke a bitch?'''



* VillainWithGoodPublicity: Wayne Brady.

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* VillainWithGoodPublicity: Wayne Brady.Creator/WayneBrady.
15th Apr '17 6:21:41 PM missmoon
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* WeUsedToBeFriends: Co-creator and co-writer Neal Brennan was [[http://www.time.com/time/question/farley_question.html not]] [[http://thebosh.com/archives/2006/06/neal_brennan_talks_about_dave_chappelle.php happy]] [[http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/09/movies/09eels.html at all]] about the way Chappelle ended the show. In the years that have passed, he and Dave eventually repaired their friendship, and he's called Dave "[his] friend" on his podcast ''The Champs'', talking about their collaboration fondly.

to:

* WeUsedToBeFriends: Co-creator and co-writer Neal Brennan was [[http://www.time.com/time/question/farley_question.html not]] [[http://thebosh.com/archives/2006/06/neal_brennan_talks_about_dave_chappelle.php happy]] [[http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/09/movies/09eels.html at all]] about the way Chappelle ended the show. In the years that have passed, he and Dave eventually repaired their friendship, and he's called Dave "[his] friend" on his podcast ''The Champs'', talking about their collaboration fondly. He's also stated that while collaborations could happen again, resurrecting the show is out of the question.
15th Apr '17 6:17:59 PM missmoon
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* WeUsedToBeFriends: Co-creator and co-writer Neal Brennan was [[http://www.time.com/time/question/farley_question.html not]] [[http://thebosh.com/archives/2006/06/neal_brennan_talks_about_dave_chappelle.php happy]] [[http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/09/movies/09eels.html at all]] about the way Chappelle ended the show. Though, recently, on his podcast, The Champs, he's made a point of referring to Dave as "my friend" and talking about their collaboration fondly.

to:

* WeUsedToBeFriends: Co-creator and co-writer Neal Brennan was [[http://www.time.com/time/question/farley_question.html not]] [[http://thebosh.com/archives/2006/06/neal_brennan_talks_about_dave_chappelle.php happy]] [[http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/09/movies/09eels.html at all]] about the way Chappelle ended the show. Though, recently, on his podcast, The Champs, In the years that have passed, he and Dave eventually repaired their friendship, and he's made a point of referring to called Dave as "my "[his] friend" and on his podcast ''The Champs'', talking about their collaboration fondly.
12th Apr '17 5:23:26 PM missmoon
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* NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer: As Charlie Murphy tells his Prince and Rick James stories, he has to insert that he's not lying. It helps that both Prince and Rick James have confirmed the stories, albeit just tweaked for comedic effect as well as their own idea of the events.

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* NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer: As Charlie Murphy tells his Prince and Rick James stories, he has to insert that he's not lying. It helps that both Prince and Rick James have confirmed the stories, albeit just tweaked for comedic effect as well as their own idea of the events. [[https://theundefeated.com/features/princes-basketball-skills-and-the-famous-chappelle-skit/ Micki Free himself]] has also confirmed the Prince story to be true.
23rd Feb '17 5:18:28 PM gewunomox
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** In an example that overlaps with ToughLove, Leonard Washington strands his "Trading Spouses" counterpart's white son in the ghetto after he catches him pretending to be part of [[FiftyCent "G-g-g-g-G-UNIT!"]]

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** In an example that overlaps with ToughLove, Leonard Washington strands his "Trading Spouses" counterpart's white son in the ghetto after he catches him pretending to be part of [[FiftyCent [[Music/FiftyCent "G-g-g-g-G-UNIT!"]]
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