History Series / ChappellesShow

7th Apr '18 7:19:59 PM Premonition45
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* SophisticatedAsHell: Black Tony Blair, as played by Creator/JamieFoxx in the "Black Bush" sketch.
-->'''Black Blair:''' (''in posh accent'') We don't know much about Saddam, but we can't trust random niggas with things like that, as George so eloquently put it.
31st Mar '18 11:43:28 PM nombretomado
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* ParodyCommercial: A staple of the show--"The Love Contract," "Samuel L. Jackson Beer," {{Roots}} on DVD with "[[HilariousOuttakes outtakes]]"....

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* ParodyCommercial: A staple of the show--"The Love Contract," "Samuel L. Jackson Beer," {{Roots}} ''Series/{{Roots|1977}}'' on DVD with "[[HilariousOuttakes outtakes]]"....
10th Mar '18 8:49:39 PM WhiteRoseSamurai
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* The "When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong" sketches are prime examples of this trope. One sketch includes a woman dialing a wrong number trying to call her mom. Brenda, the woman she accidentally calls, thinks the woman is sleeping with her boyfriend and vandalizes what she thinks is the woman's car... [[LaserGuidedKarma But she was actually borrowing the car from a relative who just so happens to be a federal agent, and Brenda gets sent to prison.]]

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* ** The "When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong" sketches are prime examples of this trope. One sketch includes a woman dialing a wrong number trying to call her mom. Brenda, the woman she accidentally calls, thinks the woman is sleeping with her boyfriend and vandalizes what she thinks is the woman's car... [[LaserGuidedKarma But she was actually borrowing the car from a relative who just so happens to be a federal agent, and Brenda gets sent to prison.]]
10th Mar '18 8:49:19 PM WhiteRoseSamurai
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* {{Dramatization}}: Parodied with ''Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories''.

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* {{Dramatization}}: The "When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong" sketches are prime examples of this trope. One sketch includes a woman dialing a wrong number trying to call her mom. Brenda, the woman she accidentally calls, thinks the woman is sleeping with her boyfriend and vandalizes what she thinks is the woman's car... [[LaserGuidedKarma But she was actually borrowing the car from a relative who just so happens to be a federal agent, and Brenda gets sent to prison.]]
*{{Dramatization}}:
Parodied with ''Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories''.
14th Jan '18 3:51:02 PM nombretomado
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* GettingCrapPastTheRadar: Dave comments after his first "A Moment in the Life of Lil' Jon" skit that LilJon does this when the song "Get Low" plays on the radio, since it contains the word "skeet".

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* GettingCrapPastTheRadar: Dave comments after his first "A Moment in the Life of Lil' Jon" skit that LilJon Music/LilJon does this when the song "Get Low" plays on the radio, since it contains the word "skeet".
5th Nov '17 3:42:27 PM CurledUpWithDakka
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-->Warning
'''Narrator''': For viewers sensitive to issues of race, be advised that the following piece contains gratuitous use of the "N" word.
''({{beat}})''
'''Narrator''': And by the "N" word, I mean "Nigger".
''(beat)''

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-->Warning
'''Narrator''':
-->'''Narrator''': For viewers sensitive to issues of race, be advised that the following piece contains gratuitous use of the "N" word.
''({{beat}})''
word.\\
''({{beat}})''\\
'''Narrator''': And by the "N" word, I mean "Nigger".
''(beat)''
"Nigger".\\
''(beat)''\\
19th Aug '17 3:08:48 AM XFllo
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* EnemyEatsYourLunch: After terrorizing Dave Chappelle on a criminal ride-along, Wayne Brady offers Dave a sandwich:
-->'''Wayne:''' Eat your sandwich, Dave.\\
'''(Dave sobs in fear)'''\\
'''Wayne:''' Give me your sandwich... I said give me your damn sandwich!
10th Aug '17 6:38:06 AM CosmicFerret
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-->"NO I CAN'T STOP YELLING, CAUSE THAT'S HOW I TALK! HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN MY MOVIES?! [[{{Juice}} JUICE?!]] THAT WAS A GOOD ONE! [[Film/DeepBlueSea DEEP BLUE SEA?!]] THEY ATE ME, A FUCKING SHARK ATE ME! DRINK, BITCH! [[JurassicPark JURASSIC PARK?!]]"

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-->"NO I CAN'T STOP YELLING, CAUSE THAT'S HOW I TALK! HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN MY MOVIES?! [[{{Juice}} JUICE?!]] THAT WAS A GOOD ONE! [[Film/DeepBlueSea DEEP BLUE SEA?!]] THEY ATE ME, A FUCKING SHARK ATE ME! DRINK, BITCH! [[JurassicPark [[Film/JurassicPark JURASSIC PARK?!]]"
25th Jul '17 12:43:28 PM TheAmazingBlachman
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* ADateWithRosiePalms: Dave finds a few excuses to do this in several sketches, and a cut scene from ''It's a Wonderful Breast''(available on the DVD) shows one of the company executives doing this.



* ADateWithRosiePalms: Dave finds a few excuses to do this in several sketches, and a cut scene from ''It's a Wonderful Breast''(available on the DVD) shows one of the company executives doing this.



-->"Well, moptop, here ya are! Home sweet home, the hood! ... G-g-g-g-goodbye!"

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-->"Well, --->"Well, moptop, here ya are! Home sweet home, the hood! ... G-g-g-g-goodbye!"



--> '''Dave''': And they're not bad after unprotected sex with multiple partners, neither.

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--> '''Dave''': -->'''Dave''': And they're not bad after unprotected sex with multiple partners, neither.



-->'''Wayne''': Eat your sandwich, Dave.
-->'''(Dave sobs in fear)'''
-->'''Wayne''': Give me your sandwich...I said give me your damn sandwich!

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-->'''Wayne''': -->'''Wayne:''' Eat your sandwich, Dave.
-->'''(Dave
Dave.\\
'''(Dave
sobs in fear)'''
-->'''Wayne''':
fear)'''\\
'''Wayne:'''
Give me your sandwich...sandwich... I said give me your damn sandwich!



-->'''Narrator''': For viewers sensitive to issues of race, be advised that the following piece contains gratuitous use of the "N" word.
-->[{{Beat}}]
-->'''Narrator''': And by the "N" word, I mean Nigger.
-->[{{Beat}}]
-->'''Narrator''': There, I said it.

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-->'''Narrator''': '''Narrator''': For viewers sensitive to issues of race, be advised that the following piece contains gratuitous use of the "N" word.
-->[{{Beat}}]
-->'''Narrator''':
''({{beat}})''
'''Narrator''':
And by the "N" word, I mean Nigger.
-->[{{Beat}}]
-->'''Narrator''':
"Nigger".
''(beat)''
'''Narrator''':
There, I said it.



-->'''Silky''': Good god! Incarcerated African-Americans! ''Slaves'', if you will! Gentlemen, these men work for the [[BuffySpeak minimumest]] of wages--grits and tattered clothes!\\
'''Buck Nasty''': Man, these cats ain't even got shoes on! I could never go out like that!\\
'''Silky''': Buck Nasty, show a little respect. One of these men could be your great-grandpappy.\\

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-->'''Silky''': -->'''Silky:''' Good god! Incarcerated African-Americans! ''Slaves'', if you will! Gentlemen, these men work for the [[BuffySpeak minimumest]] of wages--grits and tattered clothes!\\
'''Buck Nasty''': Nasty:''' Man, these cats ain't even got shoes on! I could never go out like that!\\
'''Silky''': '''Silky:''' Buck Nasty, show a little respect. One of these men could be your great-grandpappy.\\



--> '''Rick James:''' I mean, what am I gonna do, just jump up and grind my feet into somebody's couch like it's something to do? Come on, I have a little more sense than that. (beat) Yeah, I remember grinding my feet in Eddie's couch."

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--> '''Rick -->'''Rick James:''' I mean, what am I gonna do, just jump up and grind my feet into somebody's couch like it's something to do? Come on, I have a little more sense than that. (beat) ''(beat)'' Yeah, I remember grinding my feet in Eddie's couch."



-->'''Rick James''': Yeah, I remember grinding my feet in Eddie's couch.
-->'''Neal Brennan''': Do you remember why you did it?
-->'''Rick James''': Because Eddie could buy another one.

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-->'''Rick James''': James:''' Yeah, I remember grinding my feet in Eddie's couch.
-->'''Neal Brennan''':
couch.\\
'''Neal Brennan:'''
Do you remember why you did it?
-->'''Rick James''':
it?\\
'''Rick James:'''
Because Eddie could buy another one.



-->'''R. Kelly:''' How you gonna make a video about peeing on somebody?
-->'''Dave:''' Nigga, how ''you'' gonna make a video about peeing on somebody?

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-->'''R. Kelly:''' How you gonna make a video about peeing on somebody?
-->'''Dave:'''
somebody?\\
'''Dave:'''
Nigga, how ''you'' gonna make a video about peeing on somebody?



-->'''Little Girl:''' Hey, you're Chris Rock!\\

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-->'''Little --->'''Little Girl:''' Hey, you're Chris Rock!\\



--> "I'm BROKE, son, I'm BROKE!"
--> "FUCK Nick Cannon!"

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--> "I'm -->"I'm BROKE, son, I'm BROKE!"
-->
BROKE!"\\
"FUCK Nick Cannon!"



---> "That mother... [[MeaningfulEcho I'm broke, biatch!]]"
--> "Konichiwa, bitches."
--> "Thank you, bitches."
-->"Mmm, ''mmm'', bitch!"
-->"It's a celebration, bitch!"
-->"Kiss the rings, bitch."
-->"Yes I'm sure, bitch!"
-->"What's really hood, bitch?"
-->"I'm Wayne Brady, bitch!"
-->"Spambusters, bitch!"
-->"That's 'cause she is never gonna know about it, bitch!"
-->"Go sell some medicine, bitches!"

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---> "That --->"That mother... [[MeaningfulEcho I'm broke, biatch!]]"
--> "Konichiwa, -->"Konichiwa, bitches."
-->
"\\
"Thank you, bitches."
-->"Mmm,
"\\
"Mmm,
''mmm'', bitch!"
-->"It's
bitch!"\\
"It's
a celebration, bitch!"
-->"Kiss
bitch!"\\
"Kiss
the rings, bitch."
-->"Yes
"\\
"Yes,
I'm sure, bitch!"
-->"What's
bitch!"\\
"What's
really hood, bitch?"
-->"I'm
bitch?"\\
"I'm
Wayne Brady, bitch!"
-->"Spambusters, bitch!"
-->"That's
bitch!"\\
"Spambusters, bitch!"\\
"That's
'cause she is never gonna know about it, bitch!"
-->"Go
bitch!"\\
"Go
sell some medicine, bitches!"



** Ironically enough, '''this''' was the very reason why Dave Chappelle decided not to go on with the show. He felt he became what he was mocking.

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** Ironically enough, '''this''' ''this'' was the very reason why Dave Chappelle decided not to go on with the show. He felt he became what he was mocking.



--> "He tried to kill my father, man... THE NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FAAATHER!"

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--> "He -->"He tried to kill my father, man... THE NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FAAATHER!"
25th Jul '17 12:31:39 PM TheAmazingBlachman
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* BoomerangBigot: The skit "Black White Supremacist" featured a blind black man who grew up unaware of his own race and became a prominent white supremacist writer and Klan leader. His best friend makes sure he is never seen in public out of his robes and doesn't tell him he's black out of fear that [[DrivenToSuicide he will kill himself just for the sake of having one less black person in the world]]. He does eventually find out that he is black and after a while he comes to accept it, although [[RefugeInAudacity he still divorces his wife for being a "nigger-lover"]].

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* BoomerangBigot: The skit "Black White Supremacist" featured a blind black man man, named Clayton Bigsby, who grew up in an orphanage, unaware of his own race and became a prominent white supremacist writer and Klan leader. His best friend makes sure he is never seen in public out of his robes and doesn't tell him he's black out of fear that [[DrivenToSuicide he will kill himself just for the sake of having one less black person in the world]]. He does eventually find out that he is black and after a while he comes to accept it, although [[RefugeInAudacity he still divorces his wife for being a "nigger-lover"]].
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