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* Because Gaul has had a history defending its territory from Rome, he bears a lot of animosity against them. He knows that most of them are not that bad, but it's more of a principle thing. The Roman Vitalstatistix hates the most is Brutus. Some of them are even closer to Rivals than anything.
* Vitalstatistix obtained his shield after finding it in a tavern in Alesia, he recognised straight away as the shield Vercingetorix had thrown on Caesar's feet after the battle of Alesia. Asterix has had to warned people not to mention Alesia to him, because Vitalstatistix yells at anyone who mentions the place of the Gauls greatest defeat. Caesar doesn't like that Vitalstatistix has Vercingetorix's shield and that Vitalstatistix humiliated Caesar by parading on the Shield right front of him. Since Caesar was planning to parade on the shield in front of the Gauls to humiliated them, some deities have thought of it as karma coming for Caesar.

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* Because Gaul has had a history defending its territory from Rome, he Vitalstatistix's bears a lot of animosity against the Roman Republic having fought in battles against them. He knows that most of them are not that bad, but it's more of a the principle of hating the enemy's country rather than it's people thing. The Roman Vitalstatistix hates the most is Brutus. Brutus since Brutus had Vitalstatistix's village burnt down to the ground to try and kill Julius Caesar's son. Some of them are even closer to Rivals or worthy opponents than anything.
* Vitalstatistix obtained his shield after finding it in a tavern in Alesia, he recognised straight away as the shield Vercingetorix had thrown on Caesar's feet after the battle of Alesia. Asterix has had to warned people not to mention Alesia to him, because Vitalstatistix yells will yell at anyone who mentions the place of the Gauls greatest defeat. Caesar doesn't like that Vitalstatistix has Vercingetorix's shield and that Vitalstatistix humiliated Caesar by parading on the Shield right front of him. Since Caesar was planning to parade on the shield in front of the Gauls to humiliated them, some deities have thought of it as karma coming for Caesar.
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* He has summoned Asterix, Getafix, and Cacofonix to his house in Asterix's temple for a meeting of the Village Council about trying to keep the villagers fish fights under control and for them to not to drag any outside deities into the fights. He would prefer it if the villagers gave the pantheon a good impression of the people of village and the people of all of Gaul. Getafix warn Vitalstatistix that it is too late for that and Cacofonix pointed out to Vitalstatistix that there were already gods joining into the fish fights already. Vitalstatistix decided to brake the fight up and summoned his shield bearers to take him to it, unfortunately for Vitalstatistix Obelix had just thrown a fish at Unhygienix however the fishmonger dodged it and the fish hit Vitalstatistix instead, knocking him off his chair and onto his shield that his shield bearers were holding up ready for Vitalstatistix to step onto. Furious at what happened Vitalstatistix picked the fish up that had hit him of the floor and joined in the fight hitted Unhygienix with the fish.

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* He has summoned Asterix, Getafix, and Cacofonix to his house in Asterix's temple for a meeting of the Village Council about trying to keep the villagers fish fights under control and for them to not to drag any outside deities into the fights. He would prefer it if the villagers gave the pantheon a good impression of both the people of village and the people of all of Gaul. Getafix warn warned Vitalstatistix that it is too late for that and that, while Cacofonix pointed out to Vitalstatistix that there were already gods joining into the fish fights already. Vitalstatistix decided to brake the fight up and summoned his shield bearers to take him to it, unfortunately for Vitalstatistix Obelix had just thrown a fish at Unhygienix however the fishmonger dodged it and the fish went through Vitalstatistix's doorway and hit Vitalstatistix instead, knocking him off his chair and onto his shield that his shield bearers were holding up ready for Vitalstatistix to step onto. onto, after the shield bearers heard Vitalstatistix land on the shield they ran towards the fight, however Vitalstatistix wasn't ready to move so he fell off his shield as well. Furious at what happened Vitalstatistix picked the fish up that had hit him of the floor were it had landed and joined in the fish fight hitted thumping Unhygienix over the head with the fish.fish. Meanwhile Asterix, Getafix and Cacofonix smiled at the fun that everyone was having with this fight.
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* (Belgium deities) Vitalstatistix respects the bravery of Belgium deities like Tintin, Captain Haddock and Hercule Poirot however Vitalstatistix still tries to prove that the Gauls are the bravest of all the deities to Julius Caesar. Captain Haddock argues with Vitalstatistix that the Belgium are the bravest of deities, both Vitalstatistix's friends and Captain Haddock's friends decided to stay out it.
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* Portfolio: '''[[TooImportantToWalk Often Carried Around]] [[ShieldSurf On His Shield]]''', ButtMonkey, ProudWarriorRaceGuy (and [[{{Pride}} takes pride in it]]), ReasonableAuthorityFigure on good days, LargeHam, HenpeckedHusband, MeaningfulName[=/=]PunnyName, (views himself as though can really be the) OnlySaneMan, [[HairTriggerTemper short temper]], [[KryptoniteFactor vulnerable to soothsayers]], [[FatalFlaw and can easily be fooled or misled]], ShieldBash (though never uses it for [[LuckilyMyShieldWillProtectMe defense]]), BadassNormal

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* Portfolio: '''[[TooImportantToWalk Often Carried Around]] [[ShieldSurf On His Shield]]''', ButtMonkey, ProudWarriorRaceGuy (and [[{{Pride}} takes pride in it]]), ReasonableAuthorityFigure on good days, LargeHam, HenpeckedHusband, MeaningfulName[=/=]PunnyName, (views himself as though can really be the) OnlySaneMan, [[HairTriggerTemper short temper]], [[KryptoniteFactor vulnerable to soothsayers]], [[FatalFlaw and can easily be fooled or misled]], ShieldBash (though never uses it for [[LuckilyMyShieldWillProtectMe defense]]), BadassNormal



* Several deities believe that Vitalstatistix has a weakness to soothsayers. Vitalstatistix finds himself lured to [[Pantheon/LuckAndFortune Madame Xanadu]]'s temple or he gets a visit from a fake soothsayer called Ikol. However Vitalstatistix had experience with con man so he asked Asterix to arrange a surprise for Ikol to see if he was a real soothsayer but told Asterix not to let him know what it is, so the Ikol can't trick Vitalstatistix into telling the soothsayer what it is. Asterix decide to ask his friend Thor to help him by surprising Ikol. The minute Ikol layed eyes on Thor he tried to run only to be caught by Thor who said with a smile "Hello Brother".

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* Several deities believe that Vitalstatistix has a weakness to soothsayers. Vitalstatistix finds himself lured to [[Pantheon/LuckAndFortune Madame Xanadu]]'s temple by other deities or he gets a visit from a fake soothsayer called Ikol. However Vitalstatistix had experience with con man so he asked Asterix to arrange a surprise for Ikol to see if he was a real soothsayer but told Asterix not to let him know what it is, so the Ikol can't trick Vitalstatistix into telling the soothsayer what it is. Asterix decide to ask his friend Thor to help him with the surprise by surprising sneaking up on Ikol. The minute Ikol layed eyes on Thor he tried to run only to be caught by Thor who said with a smile "Hello Brother". After that Ikol transformed into his true form the god of mischief Loki while telling his brother it was just a prank. Vitalstatistix laughed at Loki's misfortune.



* (Village council) He summoned Asterix, Getafix, and Cacofonix to his temple for a meeting of the Village Council about trying to keep the villagers fish fights under control and for them to not to drag any other deities into the fight. He would like it if they gave the pantheon a good impression of the people of village and the people of all of Gaul. Getafix warn Vitalstatistix that it is too late for that and Cacofonix pointed out to Vitalstatistix that there were already gods joining into the fish fights already. Vitalstatistix decided to brake the fight up and summoned his shield bearers to take him to it, unfortunately for Vitalstatistix Obelix had just thrown a fish at Unhygienix however the fishmonger dodged it and the fish hit Vitalstatistix instead, knocking him off his shield, furious Vitalstatistix picked the fish up of the floor and joined in the fight.

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* (Village council) He has summoned Asterix, Getafix, and Cacofonix to his house in Asterix's temple for a meeting of the Village Council about trying to keep the villagers fish fights under control and for them to not to drag any other outside deities into the fight. fights. He would like prefer it if they the villagers gave the pantheon a good impression of the people of village and the people of all of Gaul. Getafix warn Vitalstatistix that it is too late for that and Cacofonix pointed out to Vitalstatistix that there were already gods joining into the fish fights already. Vitalstatistix decided to brake the fight up and summoned his shield bearers to take him to it, unfortunately for Vitalstatistix Obelix had just thrown a fish at Unhygienix however the fishmonger dodged it and the fish hit Vitalstatistix instead, knocking him off his shield, furious chair and onto his shield that his shield bearers were holding up ready for Vitalstatistix to step onto. Furious at what happened Vitalstatistix picked the fish up that had hit him of the floor and joined in the fight.fight hitted Unhygienix with the fish.



* (Food) As a lover of food he can be found in the House of Pantheon/{{Food}} dining on the various meals there. Among his favourites are the meals prepared Remy the chef since he is an expert in French foods, calling him the best chef he knows, until his wife Impedimenta glares at him and Vitalstatistix swiftly changes his opinion saying that Impedimenta is the best chef and Remy is the second best chef. Vitalstatistix has also been seen in the hall of Consumption arguing with a member of his village, the fishmonger Unhygienix about his stale fish. This usually escalates into a fight that soon has other deities that like fighting joining in such as Obelix, Murray Hippo and other [[BloodKnight Blood Knights]].
* (Shields users) Vitalstatistix respects his fellow shield wielders in the pantheon that are good or neutral aligned. He has been seen having sparing fights with male shield wielders such as Link and Jaune Arc. Vitalstatistix like all of the male Gauls in his village follow the Gaulish code of chivalry, which has the rule that forbids men from hitting women and he still follows it in the pantheon. The rule prevents Vitalstatistix from accepting any sparing requests from Xingcai, Brigitte and Mash, however they can teach Vitalstatistix some shield combat moves as along as they use a training dummy or a male shield bearer as his opponents.

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* (Food) As a lover of food he can be found in the House of Pantheon/{{Food}} dining on the various meals there. Among his favourites are the meals prepared Remy the chef since he is an expert in French foods, calling him the best chef he knows, until his wife Impedimenta glares at gave him a deathly glare and Vitalstatistix decided to swiftly changes change his opinion saying that Impedimenta is the best chef chef, and Remy is the second best chef. Vitalstatistix has also been seen in the hall of Consumption arguing with a member of his village, the fishmonger Unhygienix about his stale fish. This usually escalates into a fight that soon has other deities that like fighting joining in such as Obelix, Murray Hippo and other [[BloodKnight Blood Knights]].
* (Shields users) Vitalstatistix respects his fellow shield wielders in the pantheon that are good or neutral aligned. He has been seen having sparing fights with male shield wielders such as Link and Jaune Arc. Vitalstatistix like all of the male Gauls in his village follow the Gaulish code of chivalry, which has the rule that forbids men from hitting women and he still follows it in the pantheon. The rule prevents Vitalstatistix from accepting any sparing requests from Xingcai, Brigitte and Mash, however they can teach Vitalstatistix some shield combat moves as along as they use a training dummy or a male shield bearer as his opponents.
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* (Village council) He summoned Asterix, Getafix, and Cacofonix to his temple for meetings of the Village Council about trying to keep the villagers fish fights under control and not to drag any other deities into the fight. He would like to give the pantheon a good impression of the people of village and the people of all of Gaul. Getafix warn Vitalstatistix that it is too late for that and Cacofonix pointed that there were gods joining in the fish fights already.

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* (Village council) He summoned Asterix, Getafix, and Cacofonix to his temple for meetings a meeting of the Village Council about trying to keep the villagers fish fights under control and for them to not to drag any other deities into the fight. He would like to give it if they gave the pantheon a good impression of the people of village and the people of all of Gaul. Getafix warn Vitalstatistix that it is too late for that and Cacofonix pointed out to Vitalstatistix that there were already gods joining in into the fish fights already. Vitalstatistix decided to brake the fight up and summoned his shield bearers to take him to it, unfortunately for Vitalstatistix Obelix had just thrown a fish at Unhygienix however the fishmonger dodged it and the fish hit Vitalstatistix instead, knocking him off his shield, furious Vitalstatistix picked the fish up of the floor and joined in the fight.
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* (Village council) He summoned Asterix, Getafix, and Cacofonix to his temple for meetings of the Village Council.

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* (Village council) He summoned Asterix, Getafix, and Cacofonix to his temple for meetings of the Village Council.Council about trying to keep the villagers fish fights under control and not to drag any other deities into the fight. He would like to give the pantheon a good impression of the people of village and the people of all of Gaul. Getafix warn Vitalstatistix that it is too late for that and Cacofonix pointed that there were gods joining in the fish fights already.
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* Several deities believe that Vitalstatistix has a weakness to soothsayers. Vitalstatistix finds himself lured to [[Pantheon/LuckAndFortune Madame Xanadu]]'s temple or get a visit from a fake soothsayer called Ikol

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* Several deities believe that Vitalstatistix has a weakness to soothsayers. Vitalstatistix finds himself lured to [[Pantheon/LuckAndFortune Madame Xanadu]]'s temple or get he gets a visit from a fake soothsayer called IkolIkol. However Vitalstatistix had experience with con man so he asked Asterix to arrange a surprise for Ikol to see if he was a real soothsayer but told Asterix not to let him know what it is, so the Ikol can't trick Vitalstatistix into telling the soothsayer what it is. Asterix decide to ask his friend Thor to help him by surprising Ikol. The minute Ikol layed eyes on Thor he tried to run only to be caught by Thor who said with a smile "Hello Brother".
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* Allies: '''[[Pantheon/HomesAndUrbanEstablishments Asterix, Obelix and Dogmatix]]''' (his "champions"), ''' [[Pantheon/ReligiousPractice Getafix]], [[Pantheon/SingersAndPerformers Cacofonix]], [[Pantheon/{{Consumption}} Unhygienix]]''', '''[[Pantheon/AlteredAppearances Cleopatra VII]]''', [[Pantheon/RangedWeapons Xena]], [[Pantheon/AimAndSkill Lucky Luke]], [[Pantheon/{{Electricity}} Thor]], [[Pantheon/FantasticalJobs The Lost Vikings]], [[Pantheon/MealsNToZ Remy (Ratatouille)]], [[Pantheon/{{Alcohol}} Barney Gumble, Captain Haddock,]], [[Pantheon/TypesOfNarration Clopin Trouillefou]], [[Pantheon/RacialAppearances Esmeralda (Disney), Charlotte Dunois]], [[Pantheon/CharacterizedAppearances Quasimodo]],

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* Allies: '''[[Pantheon/HomesAndUrbanEstablishments Asterix, Obelix and Dogmatix]]''' (his "champions"), ''' [[Pantheon/ReligiousPractice Getafix]], [[Pantheon/SingersAndPerformers Cacofonix]], [[Pantheon/{{Consumption}} Unhygienix]]''', '''[[Pantheon/AlteredAppearances Cleopatra VII]]''', [[Pantheon/RangedWeapons Xena]], [[Pantheon/AimAndSkill Lucky Luke]], [[Pantheon/{{Electricity}} Thor]], [[Pantheon/FantasticalJobs The Lost Vikings]], [[Pantheon/MealsNToZ Remy (Ratatouille)]], [[Pantheon/{{Alcohol}} Barney Gumble, Captain Haddock,]], [[Pantheon/TypesOfNarration Clopin Trouillefou]], [[Pantheon/RacialAppearances Esmeralda (Disney), Charlotte Dunois]], [[Pantheon/CharacterizedAppearances Quasimodo]],Quasimodo]], [[Pantheon/CouplesArchetypes Belle and The Beast]],



* Due to his weakness to soothsayers, Vitalstatistix finds himself a frequent visitor to [[Pantheon/LuckAndFortune Madame Xanadu]]'s temple.
* (Bets) Asterix tries to keep Vitalstatistix away from alcohol just in case he sends Asterix and Obelix to win a drunken wager with another god. During one night of drinking at Moe's Tavern, a drunken Vitalstatistix decided to boast about the time he had Asterix and Obelix steal Caesar's laurel wreath to flavour a stew to win a wager with his brother-in-law. Several deities that were in the tavern with Vitalstatistix didn't believe him and the Roman god of booze Bacchus (Greek name Dionysus) dared Vitalstatistix to prove it by having Asterix and Obelix stealing Caesar's laurel wreath from his temple and use it to flavour a stew that Bacchus (Greek name Dionysus) would eat. Afterwards Asterix and Obelix were seen in the hall of Pantheon/MotivationsForWar sneaking into Julius Caesar's temple, after that there was a lot of noise coming and sounds of fighting coming from Caesar's temple and both Asterix and Obelix coming out holding Caesar's laurel wreath. Afterwards Vitalstatistix invited Bacchus to a feast with one of the dishes being a stew flavour with Caesar's laurel wreath. Bacchus being annoyed that Vitalstatistix won the Wager but he was impressed by Impedimenta's stew that he decided to accept his loss.

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* Due to his Several deities believe that Vitalstatistix has a weakness to soothsayers, soothsayers. Vitalstatistix finds himself a frequent visitor lured to [[Pantheon/LuckAndFortune Madame Xanadu]]'s temple.
temple or get a visit from a fake soothsayer called Ikol
* (Bets) Asterix tries to keep Vitalstatistix away from alcohol just in case he sends Asterix and Obelix to win a drunken wager with another god. During one night of drinking at Moe's Tavern, a drunken Vitalstatistix decided to boast about the time he had Asterix and Obelix steal Caesar's laurel wreath to flavour a stew to win a wager with his brother-in-law. Several deities that were in the tavern with Vitalstatistix didn't believe him and the Roman god of booze Bacchus (Greek name Dionysus) dared Vitalstatistix to prove it by having Asterix and Obelix stealing Caesar's laurel wreath from his temple and use it to flavour a stew that Bacchus (Greek name Dionysus) would eat. Afterwards Asterix and Obelix were seen in the hall of Pantheon/MotivationsForWar sneaking into Julius Caesar's temple, after that there was a lot of noise coming and sounds of fighting coming from Caesar's temple and both Asterix and Obelix coming out holding Caesar's laurel wreath. Afterwards Vitalstatistix invited Bacchus to a feast with one of the dishes being a stew flavour with Caesar's laurel wreath. Bacchus being annoyed that Vitalstatistix won the Wager but he was impressed by Impedimenta's stew that he decided to accept his loss.
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* Vitalstatistix likes most of his fellow French deities however he hates Frollo for giving the French a bad name. He is willing to offer people protection or sanctuary from Frollo and his men

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* Vitalstatistix likes most of his fellow French deities however he hates Frollo for both giving the French people a bad name. name and for being a tyrant like the Romans that tried to take over Gaul and other countries. He is willing to offer people protection or sanctuary from Frollo and his men in his temple or the Village of indomitable Gauls. Frollo tried to order his soldiers to attack Vitalstatistix's temple, however Vitalstatistix had everyone from his village over at his temple so he had the druid Getafix brew a cauldron of Magic Potion and Frollo's men ended up facing a village of indomitable Gauls full of magic potion and it turned into an one sided battle.

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* Allies: '''[[Pantheon/HomesAndUrbanEstablishments Asterix, Obelix and Dogmatix]]''' (his "champions"), ''' [[Pantheon/ReligiousPractice Getafix]], [[Pantheon/SingersAndPerformers Cacofonix]], [[Pantheon/{{Consumption}} Unhygienix]]''', '''[[Pantheon/AlteredAppearances Cleopatra VII]]''', [[Pantheon/RangedWeapons Xena]], [[Pantheon/AimAndSkill Lucky Luke]], [[Pantheon/{{Electricity}} Thor]], [[Pantheon/FantasticalJobs The Lost Vikings]], [[Pantheon/MealsNToZ Remy (Ratatouille)]], [[Pantheon/{{Alcohol}} Barney Gumble, Captain Haddock,]], [[Pantheon/TypesOfNarration Clopin Trouillefou]], [[Pantheon/RacialAppearances Esmeralda (Disney), Charlotte Dunois]], 

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* Allies: '''[[Pantheon/HomesAndUrbanEstablishments Asterix, Obelix and Dogmatix]]''' (his "champions"), ''' [[Pantheon/ReligiousPractice Getafix]], [[Pantheon/SingersAndPerformers Cacofonix]], [[Pantheon/{{Consumption}} Unhygienix]]''', '''[[Pantheon/AlteredAppearances Cleopatra VII]]''', [[Pantheon/RangedWeapons Xena]], [[Pantheon/AimAndSkill Lucky Luke]], [[Pantheon/{{Electricity}} Thor]], [[Pantheon/FantasticalJobs The Lost Vikings]], [[Pantheon/MealsNToZ Remy (Ratatouille)]], [[Pantheon/{{Alcohol}} Barney Gumble, Captain Haddock,]], [[Pantheon/TypesOfNarration Clopin Trouillefou]], [[Pantheon/RacialAppearances Esmeralda (Disney), Charlotte Dunois]], Dunois]], [[Pantheon/CharacterizedAppearances Quasimodo]],



* Dislikes: [[Pantheon/{{Food}} Anton Ego]],



* (Food) As a lover of food he can be found in the House of Pantheon/{{Food}} dining on the various meals there. Among his favourites are the meals prepared Remy the chef since he is an expert in French foods, calling him the best chef he knows, until his wife Impedimenta glares at him and Vitalstatistix swiftly changes his opinion saying that Impedimenta is the best chef and Remy is the second best chef. Vitalstatistix has also been seen in the hall of Consumption arguing with Unhygienix about Unhygienix's stale fish. This usually escalates into a fight that soon has other deities that like fighting joining in such as Obelix, Murray Hippo and other [[BloodKnight Blood Knights]].

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* (Food) As a lover of food he can be found in the House of Pantheon/{{Food}} dining on the various meals there. Among his favourites are the meals prepared Remy the chef since he is an expert in French foods, calling him the best chef he knows, until his wife Impedimenta glares at him and Vitalstatistix swiftly changes his opinion saying that Impedimenta is the best chef and Remy is the second best chef. Vitalstatistix has also been seen in the hall of Consumption arguing with a member of his village, the fishmonger Unhygienix about Unhygienix's his stale fish. This usually escalates into a fight that soon has other deities that like fighting joining in such as Obelix, Murray Hippo and other [[BloodKnight Blood Knights]].

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