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* BreadEggsMilkSquick: When being read the original book, Evilina wonders where all the subplots, in-jokes, forced morals, and penis innuendos are.
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** [[Series/SesameStreet "Eight! That's eight time Dr. Seuss rolled in his grave. Ah-ah-ah."]]
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** [[Series/SesameStreet "Eight! That's eight time Dr. Seuss rolled in his grave. Ah-ah-ah."]]"]] (Then becomes nine.)
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* [[invoked]]TheyJustDidntCare: For this, the Critic has the The Not-Caring Meter, its levels represented from lowest to highest by: Creator/KeanuReeves in ''Film/TheMatrix'', Creator/TommyLeeJones in ''Film/BatmanForever'', Dennis Hopper in ''Film/SuperMarioBros'', RussellCrowe in "everything he's in", Creator/HalleBerry in ''{{Film/Catwoman}}'', and at the top Creator/JeremyIrons in ''Film/DungeonsAndDragons''.
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* [[invoked]]TheyJustDidntCare: For this, the Critic has the The Not-Caring Meter, its levels represented from lowest to highest by: Creator/KeanuReeves in ''Film/TheMatrix'', Creator/TommyLeeJones in ''Film/BatmanForever'', Dennis Hopper in ''Film/SuperMarioBros'', RussellCrowe in "everything he's in", in" (the picture being one of him from ''Film/LesMiserables2012''), Creator/HalleBerry in ''{{Film/Catwoman}}'', and at the top Creator/JeremyIrons in ''Film/DungeonsAndDragons''.
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* MemeticMolester: [[inuniverse]] Critic compares Mike Myers's Cat to Jim Carrey's portrayal of [[Film/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas the Grinch]] and notes that while Carrey had a clear character and was still able to be expressive through his makeup, Myers seems to have two expressions: "pedo smile" and "happy I shit my pants".
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* MemeticMolester: [[inuniverse]] [[invoked]] Critic compares Mike Myers's Cat to Jim Carrey's portrayal of [[Film/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas the Grinch]] and notes that while Carrey had a clear character and was still able to be expressive through his makeup, Myers seems to have two expressions: "pedo smile" and "happy I shit my pants".
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* MemeticMolester: Critic's opinion of Mike Myers's performance is that the Cat seems to have only two expressions: "pedo smile", and "happy I shit my pants".
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* MemeticMolester: Critic's opinion of [[inuniverse]] Critic compares Mike Myers's performance is Cat to Jim Carrey's portrayal of [[Film/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas the Grinch]] and notes that the Cat while Carrey had a clear character and was still able to be expressive through his makeup, Myers seems to have only two expressions: "pedo smile", smile" and "happy I shit my pants".
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** Evilina calls the Cat a product of [[LooneyTunes Pepe le Pew]] and [[McDonalds Ronald McDonald]] "making whoopee" with each other.
** Critic calls the movie a weird episode of ''ToCatchAPredator''.
** Critic calls the movie a weird episode of ''ToCatchAPredator''.
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** Evilina calls the Cat a product the result of [[LooneyTunes Pepe le Pew]] and making whoopee with [[McDonalds Ronald McDonald]] "making whoopee" with each other.
McDonald]].
** Criticcalls decides, upon seeing the movie Cat's Carmen Miranda impersonation, that he wonders if he's watching a weird episode of ''ToCatchAPredator''.''Series/ToCatchAPredator''. Then he decides this is meant to be one of the [[RealTrailerFakeMovie fake trailers]] that air before ''Film/TropicThunder''.
** Critic
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** In-universe, he and Evilina aren't very surprised to see [[Series/SesameStreet Count VonCount]] to appear all of a sudden.
* EvenEvilHasStandards: Even Satan takes offense to the Critic's comment that Mike Meyers isn't that funny.
* EvenEvilHasStandards: Even Satan takes offense to the Critic's comment that Mike Meyers isn't that funny.
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** In-universe, he and Evilina aren't very surprised to see [[Series/SesameStreet Count VonCount]] to Von Count]] appear all in the lower right corner of the screen in response to the Cat making a sudden.
vulgar joke.
* EvenEvilHasStandards: Even Satan takes offense to the Critic's comment that MikeMeyers Myers isn't that funny.
* EvenEvilHasStandards: Even Satan takes offense to the Critic's comment that Mike
* MemeticMolester: Critic's opinion of Mike Myers's performance is that the Cat seems to have only two expressions: "pedo smile", and "happy I shit my pants".
* NeatFreak: Critic points out that the mother works in a hand sanitizer factory, AKA Howie Mandel's Candy Store.
* NeatFreak: Critic points out that the mother works in a hand sanitizer factory, AKA Howie Mandel's Candy Store.
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* {{Rimshot}}: Happens when Critic says that Dakota Fanning played [[{{Film/Coraline}} a lifeless puppet]]
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* {{Rimshot}}: Happens when Critic says that alludes to the time Dakota Fanning played [[{{Film/Coraline}} a lifeless puppet]]
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** The "new" Dr. Seuss logo contains [[Film/TomAndJerryTheMovie Lickboot]].
* ShootTheMoney: The overly lavish sets put off the Critic, and keep making him think a gum commercial is about to happen.
* ShootTheMoney: The overly lavish sets put off the Critic, and keep making him think a gum commercial is about to happen.
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** The "new" Dr. Seuss logo contains the clip of [[Film/TomAndJerryTheMovie Lickboot]].
Lickboot]] saying "[[MemeticMutation We've got to have.....MONEY!]]"
* ShootTheMoney: The overly lavish sets put off the Critic, andkeep making make him think that he's in the middle of a Doublemint gum commercial is about to happen.commercial.
* ShootTheMoney: The overly lavish sets put off the Critic, and
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* [[invoked]]UncannyValley: Both Critic and Evilina were pretty horrified by the Cat and the Things. Peter Soulless, however, thinks it's just making sure they accurately resemble the art style. The Critic points out that things like that might look cute in cartoon format but are just creepy in real life.
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* [[invoked]]UncannyValley: Both Critic and Evilina were pretty are horrified by the Cat and the Things. Peter Soulless, however, thinks it's just making sure they accurately resemble the art style. The Critic points out that things like that might look cute in cartoon format but are just creepy in real life.life.
-->'''Critic:''' In a drawing, you can get away with leaving certain things out, like upper lips, per se. They would look like ''wrinkles'' if you put them in a drawing, but in real life, it looks fucking ''scary''! The reason Cindy Lou was the only cute character in ''The Grinch'' was because she's the only one who was allowed to have an upper lip. Everyone else looked like a demon possessed Hungry Hungry Hippo! And these two [the Things] look like ''Film/TheShining'' girls if Bozo the Clown gave them Jagerbombs!
-->'''Critic:''' In a drawing, you can get away with leaving certain things out, like upper lips, per se. They would look like ''wrinkles'' if you put them in a drawing, but in real life, it looks fucking ''scary''! The reason Cindy Lou was the only cute character in ''The Grinch'' was because she's the only one who was allowed to have an upper lip. Everyone else looked like a demon possessed Hungry Hungry Hippo! And these two [the Things] look like ''Film/TheShining'' girls if Bozo the Clown gave them Jagerbombs!
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* ShutUpHannibal: The Critic delivers and epic one to Peter when he tries making himself out as a WellIntentionedExtremist.
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* ShutUpHannibal: The Critic delivers and an epic one to Peter when he tries making himself out as a WellIntentionedExtremist.
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* SilentWhisper: When Critic suggests an eternal torture for Peter in in Satan's ear.
-->'''Satan''': You want me to do ''what'' with a fork? (''Critic whispers some more'') I like how you think!
-->'''Satan''': You want me to do ''what'' with a fork? (''Critic whispers some more'') I like how you think!
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* [[spoiler:DraggedOffToHell: Peter Soulless at the end.]]
*** He also seemed rather disgusted by Soulless to begin with.
* ShutUpHannibal: The Critic delivers and epic one to Peter when he tries making himself out as a WellIntentionedExtremist.
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* [[invoked]]UncannyValley: Both Critic and Evilina were pretty horrified by the Cat and the Things. Peter Soulless, however, thinks it's just making sure they accurately resemble the art style. The Critic points out that things like that might look cute in cartoon format but are just creepy in real life.
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* [[invoked]]UncannyValley: Both Critic and Evilina were pretty horrified by the Cat and the Things. Peter Soulless, however, thinks it's just making sure they accurately resemble the art style.style.
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[[TheStinger "Cha-ching!"]]
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[[TheStinger "Cha-ching!"]]
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* HappilyEverAfter: [[spoiler:Peter Soulless is vanquished, Evilina has learned to appreciate the work of Dr. Seuss and some of Critic's faith in the world has been restored.]]
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* HappilyEverAfter: [[spoiler:Peter Soulless is vanquished, Evilina has learned to appreciate the work of Dr. Seuss and some of Critic's faith in the world has been restored.]]
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* [[invoked]]TheyJustDidntCare: For this, the Critic has the The Not-Caring Meter, its levels represented from lowest to highest by: Creator/KeanuReeves in ''Film/TheMatrix'', Creator/TommyLeeJones in ''Film/BatmanForever'', Dennis Hopper in ''Film/SuperMarioBros'', RussellCrowe in "everything he's in", Creator/HalleBerry in ''{{Film/Catwoman}}'', and at the top JeremyIrons in ''Film/DungeonsAndDragons''.
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* [[invoked]]TheyJustDidntCare: For this, the Critic has the The Not-Caring Meter, its levels represented from lowest to highest by: Creator/KeanuReeves in ''Film/TheMatrix'', Creator/TommyLeeJones in ''Film/BatmanForever'', Dennis Hopper in ''Film/SuperMarioBros'', RussellCrowe in "everything he's in", Creator/HalleBerry in ''{{Film/Catwoman}}'', and at the top JeremyIrons Creator/JeremyIrons in ''Film/DungeonsAndDragons''.
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* [[invoked]]UncannyValley: Both Critic nor Evilina are pretty horrified by the Cat and the Things. Peter Soulless, however, thinks it's just making sure they accurately resemble the art style.
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* [[invoked]]UncannyValley: Both Critic nor and Evilina are were pretty horrified by the Cat and the Things. Peter Soulless, however, thinks it's just making sure they accurately resemble the art style.
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** Earlier, Peter says that they needed to add extra morals to compensate for the longer running time. The Critic replies by mentioning that ''WesternAnimation/ThePolarExpress'' and ''Film/MaryPoppins'' were able to keep their morals focused with the longer running time. Peter's response?
-->"Oh, what good are those films, anyway?! They don't even have pop cultural references!"
-->"Oh, what good are those films, anyway?! They don't even have pop cultural references!"
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* BadGuysDoTheDirtyWork: [[spoiler:Satan arrives at the end to take Peter Soulless to hell.]]
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* BadGuysDoTheDirtyWork: [[spoiler:Satan arrives at the end to take Peter Soulless to hell.]]Hell.]]
* BigWhat: Satan does one in response to Critic not liking Mike Myers.
* BigWhat: Satan does one in response to Critic not liking Mike Myers.
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* EvilCannotComprehendGood: Peter is angered by Critic TheReasonYouSuckSpeech to him and proceeds to show him bad clips from other Dr. Seuss movies.
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* EvilCannotComprehendGood: Peter is angered by Critic TheReasonYouSuckSpeech ignored Critic's heartfelt speech to him and proceeds to show him bad clips from other Dr. Seuss movies.
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* ShootTheMoney: The overly lavish sets put off the Critic, and keep making him think a gum commercial is about to happen.
* ShowDontTell: Critic gets annoyed with the early scene where Conrad and his mom ([[DullSurprise dully]]) tell each other they hate each other. Nothing in their previous actions implied they did.
* ShowDontTell: Critic gets annoyed with the early scene where Conrad and his mom ([[DullSurprise dully]]) tell each other they hate each other. Nothing in their previous actions implied they did.
* ShootTheMoney: The overly lavish sets put off the Critic, and keep making him think a gum commercial is about to happen.
* ShowDontTell: Critic gets annoyed with the early scene where Conrad and his mom ([[DullSurprise dully]]) tell each other they hate each other. Nothing in their previous actions implied they did.
* ShowDontTell: Critic gets annoyed with the early scene where Conrad and his mom ([[DullSurprise dully]]) tell each other they hate each other. Nothing in their previous actions implied they did.
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* TheyJustDidntCare: For this, the Critic has the The Not-Caring Meter, its levels represented from lowest to highest by: Creator/KeanuReeves in ''Film/TheMatrix'', Creator/TommyLeeJones in ''Film/BatmanForever'', Dennis Hopper in ''Film/SuperMarioBros'', RussellCrowe in "everything he's in", Creator/HalleBerry in ''{{Film/Catwoman}}'', and at the top JeremyIrons in ''Film/DungeonsAndDragons''.
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* TheyJustDidntCare: [[invoked]]TheyJustDidntCare: For this, the Critic has the The Not-Caring Meter, its levels represented from lowest to highest by: Creator/KeanuReeves in ''Film/TheMatrix'', Creator/TommyLeeJones in ''Film/BatmanForever'', Dennis Hopper in ''Film/SuperMarioBros'', RussellCrowe in "everything he's in", Creator/HalleBerry in ''{{Film/Catwoman}}'', and at the top JeremyIrons in ''Film/DungeonsAndDragons''.
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* UncannyValley: Both Critic nor Evilina are pretty horrified by the Cat and the Things. Peter Soulless, however, thinks it's just making sure they accurately resemble the art style.
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* UncannyValley: [[invoked]]UncannyValley: Both Critic nor Evilina are pretty horrified by the Cat and the Things. Peter Soulless, however, thinks it's just making sure they accurately resemble the art style.
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* AdaptationDisplacement: When Critic decides to read ''Literature/TheCatInTheHat'' book to Evilina, she expresses confusion at why the whole book is in rhyme and contains no toilet humor or pop culture jokes.
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* AdaptationDisplacement: [[invoked]]AdaptationDisplacement: When Critic decides to read ''Literature/TheCatInTheHat'' book to Evilina, she expresses confusion at why the whole book is in rhyme and contains no toilet humor or pop culture jokes.
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** Like Dr. Insano in WebVideo/Kickassia, Doug's Zod impression suddenly gets connected to his main character, the Critic, despite being clearly separate previously. The PlotHole seems to be acting up...
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** Like Dr. Insano in WebVideo/Kickassia, ''WebVideo/{{Kickassia}}'', Doug's Zod impression suddenly gets connected to his main character, the Critic, despite being clearly separate previously. The PlotHole seems to be acting up...
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If Doug\'s Zod appeared outside Merry Zodmas and To Boldly Flee, please correct me.
** Like Dr. Insano in WebVideo/Kickassia, Doug's Zod impression suddenly gets connected to his main character, the Critic, despite being clearly separate previously. The PlotHole seems to be acting up...
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* DealWithTheDevil: Turns out Critic sold his soul to Satan to be able to a good General Zod impression. [[spoiler:And so did Peter to make commercially successful Seuss movies.]]
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* DealWithTheDevil: Turns out Critic sold his soul to Satan to be able to do a good General Zod impression. [[spoiler:And so did Peter to make commercially successful Seuss movies.]]
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** In-universe, he and Evilina aren't very surprised to see [[Series/SesameStreet Count VonCount]] to appear all of a sudden.* EvenEvilHasStandards: Even Satan takes offense to the Critic's comment that Mike Meyers isn't that funny.
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** In-universe, he and Evilina aren't very surprised to see [[Series/SesameStreet Count VonCount]] to appear all of a sudden.sudden.
* EvenEvilHasStandards: Even Satan takes offense to the Critic's comment that Mike Meyers isn't thatfunny.funny.
** He's also surprised by Critic suggesting [[spoiler:he torture Peter in some horrific way involving a fork]], but ultimately is impressed by his imagination.
* EvenEvilHasStandards: Even Satan takes offense to the Critic's comment that Mike Meyers isn't that
** He's also surprised by Critic suggesting [[spoiler:he torture Peter in some horrific way involving a fork]], but ultimately is impressed by his imagination.
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And why did you replace everything I typed?
* AdaptationDisplacement: When Critic decides to read ''Literature/TheCatInTheHat'' book to Evilina, she expresses confusion at why the whole book is in rhyme and contains no toilet humor or pop culture jokes.
* BadGuysDoTheDirtyWork: [[spoiler:Satan arrives at the end to take Peter Soulless to hell.]]
* BadGuysDoTheDirtyWork: [[spoiler:Satan arrives at the end to take Peter Soulless to hell.]]
* ChekhovsGun: Critic laments that he already sold his soul to do a good [[{{Franchise/Superman}} General Zod]] impression. [[spoiler:Peter Soulless did the same thing before, and the Devil returns at the end to claim him.]]
* ComicallyMissingThePoint: Evillina, Peter, and his analysts, though she gradually learns to think smarter. The others, however, do not.
-->'''Analyst 1''': Well, the chart says...
-->'''Critic''': I'm not asking the chart, I'm asking you!
-->'''Analyst 1''': Well, the chart says...
-->'''Critic''': You are everything that is wrong with entertainment!
-->'''Analyst 1''': But ''the chart says...''
* ComicallyMissingThePoint: Evillina, Peter, and his analysts, though she gradually learns to think smarter. The others, however, do not.
-->'''Analyst 1''': Well, the chart says...
-->'''Critic''': I'm not asking the chart, I'm asking you!
-->'''Analyst 1''': Well, the chart says...
-->'''Critic''': You are everything that is wrong with entertainment!
-->'''Analyst 1''': But ''the chart says...''
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* DealWithTheDevil: Turns out Peter sold his soul to Satan to make Seuss movies.
* DrivenToSuicide: Peter's two analysts shoot themselves when Critic turns off their chart.
* EvenEvilHasStandards: Even Satan takes offense to the Critic's comment that Mike Meyers isn't that funny.
* DrivenToSuicide: Peter's two analysts shoot themselves when Critic turns off their chart.
* EvenEvilHasStandards: Even Satan takes offense to the Critic's comment that Mike Meyers isn't that funny.
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* DealWithTheDevil: Turns out Peter Critic sold his soul to Satan to be able to a good General Zod impression. [[spoiler:And so did Peter to make commercially successful Seuss movies.
movies.]]
* DrivenToSuicide:Peter's two analysts shoot [[spoiler:Analyst 1 and Analyst 2 kill themselves when Critic turns off their chart.
makes the statistics chart disappear.]]
* DullSurprise: Critic's view of the human cast, declaring StephenHawking's [[ComputerVoice voice box]] is more emotive.
--> '''Hawking''': '''[[AC:God. Put some fucking emotion into it.]]'''
** In-universe, he and Evilina aren't very surprised to see [[Series/SesameStreet Count VonCount]] to appear all of a sudden.* EvenEvilHasStandards: Even Satan takes offense to the Critic's comment that Mike Meyers isn't that funny.
* DrivenToSuicide:
* DullSurprise: Critic's view of the human cast, declaring StephenHawking's [[ComputerVoice voice box]] is more emotive.
--> '''Hawking''': '''[[AC:God. Put some fucking emotion into it.]]'''
** In-universe, he and Evilina aren't very surprised to see [[Series/SesameStreet Count VonCount]] to appear all of a sudden.* EvenEvilHasStandards: Even Satan takes offense to the Critic's comment that Mike Meyers isn't that funny.
* FalseReassurance: "Don't worry, we'll have more ads!"
* FateWorseThanDeath: [[spoiler:Peter Soulless is tortured in hell at the end by the Devil.]]
* FateWorseThanDeath: [[spoiler:Peter Soulless is tortured in hell at the end by the Devil.]]
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* HeroicBSOD: Critic in response to the Cat's GroinAttack.
* NoodleIncident: We don't know what Satan does to Peter at the end, but it involves a fork.
* NoodleIncident: We don't know what Satan does to Peter at the end, but it involves a fork.
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* HeroicBSOD: Critic in response to After witnessing [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment the Cat's GroinAttack.
* NoodleIncident: We don't know what Satan doesfantasy from getting whacked in the crotch]], Critic spends the whole commercial break (and even more afterward) watching the sunset because he has nothing to say to that.
* LampshadeHanging / BetterThanABareBulb: Critic takes a dim view of this, seeing it as just lazily acknowledging how dumb the joke is instead of writing a better joke.
-->'''Peter''': It's Hit Writing Fact #1: If you say you're doing something painful and stupid, it's immediately no longer painful and stupid!
-->'''Evilina''': Oh, I see! Critic, I'm going to hit you! (''slaps him, he yells'') You can't scream, it's no longer painful and stupid!
-->'''Critic''': (''punches her back'') Yes it is! This whole movie is!
* MeaningfulName: Peterat Soulless, [[spoiler:because he sold his soul to the end, but it involves a fork.devil to make the awful Seuss adaptations.]]
* NoodleIncident: We don't know what Satan does
* LampshadeHanging / BetterThanABareBulb: Critic takes a dim view of this, seeing it as just lazily acknowledging how dumb the joke is instead of writing a better joke.
-->'''Peter''': It's Hit Writing Fact #1: If you say you're doing something painful and stupid, it's immediately no longer painful and stupid!
-->'''Evilina''': Oh, I see! Critic, I'm going to hit you! (''slaps him, he yells'') You can't scream, it's no longer painful and stupid!
-->'''Critic''': (''punches her back'') Yes it is! This whole movie is!
* MeaningfulName: Peter
* NoodleImplements: "You want me to do ''what'' with a fork?!"
* ParentalBonus: The painful insertions of sexual jokes in the film lead the analysts to explain that such jokes actually aren't for adults but dirty minded kids who want to feel adult.
* ParentalBonus: The painful insertions of sexual jokes in the film lead the analysts to explain that such jokes actually aren't for adults but dirty minded kids who want to feel adult.
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* SequelEpisode: To his [[Recap/TheNostalgiaCriticS6E3 review of]] ''SonOfTheMask''
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* SequelEpisode: To his [[Recap/TheNostalgiaCriticS6E3 review of]] ''SonOfTheMask''''Film/SonOfTheMask''
* ShootTheMoney: The overly lavish sets put off the Critic, and keep making him think a gum commercial is about to happen.
* ShowDontTell: Critic gets annoyed with the early scene where Conrad and his mom ([[DullSurprise dully]]) tell each other they hate each other. Nothing in their previous actions implied they did.
* ShowDontTell: Critic gets annoyed with the early scene where Conrad and his mom ([[DullSurprise dully]]) tell each other they hate each other. Nothing in their previous actions implied they did.
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** [[SesameStreet "Eight! That's eight time Dr. Seuss rolled in his grave. Ah-ah-ah."]]
** The "new" Dr. Seuss logo contains [[TomAndJerryTheMovie Lickboot]].
** The "new" Dr. Seuss logo contains [[TomAndJerryTheMovie Lickboot]].
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** [[SesameStreet [[Series/SesameStreet "Eight! That's eight time Dr. Seuss rolled in his grave. Ah-ah-ah."]]
** The "new" Dr. Seuss logo contains[[TomAndJerryTheMovie [[Film/TomAndJerryTheMovie Lickboot]].
** The "new" Dr. Seuss logo contains
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* TriggerHappy: At the beginning, Critic takes one of Evilina's ''MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' dolls and shoots it.
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* TheyJustDidntCare: For this, the Critic has the The Not-Caring Meter, its levels represented from lowest to highest by: Creator/KeanuReeves in ''Film/TheMatrix'', Creator/TommyLeeJones in ''Film/BatmanForever'', Dennis Hopper in ''Film/SuperMarioBros'', RussellCrowe in "everything he's in", Creator/HalleBerry in ''{{Film/Catwoman}}'', and at the top JeremyIrons in ''Film/DungeonsAndDragons''.
* TotallyRadical: Pop cultures references are also skewered as a cheap way to connect to the audience, [[UnintentionalPeriodPiece and dating the film]].
* TriggerHappy: At the beginning, Critic takes one of Evilina's''MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' dolls and shoots it.it.
* UncannyValley: Both Critic nor Evilina are pretty horrified by the Cat and the Things. Peter Soulless, however, thinks it's just making sure they accurately resemble the art style.
* TotallyRadical: Pop cultures references are also skewered as a cheap way to connect to the audience, [[UnintentionalPeriodPiece and dating the film]].
* TriggerHappy: At the beginning, Critic takes one of Evilina's
* UncannyValley: Both Critic nor Evilina are pretty horrified by the Cat and the Things. Peter Soulless, however, thinks it's just making sure they accurately resemble the art style.
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* CastingGag: Rob portrays a member of a crooked entertainment company [[WebVideo/ToBoldlyFlee once]] [[Recap/TheNostalgiaCriticS6E2 again]].
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* CallBack: Peter's return from [[Recap/TheNostalgiaCriticS6E2 the review of]] ''Film/PearlHarbor''.
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* CallBack: Peter's return from [[Recap/TheNostalgiaCriticS6E2 the review of]] ''Film/PearlHarbor''.
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* TakeThat
** Satan's next big movie deal is ''{{WesternAnimation/Planes}}''.
** Satan's next big movie deal is ''{{WesternAnimation/Planes}}''.
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* TakeThat
**TakeThat: Satan's next big movie deal is ''{{WesternAnimation/Planes}}''.
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* AdaptationDisplacement: When Critic decides to read ''Literature/TheCatInTheHat'' book to Evilina, she expresses confusion at why the whole book is in rhyme and contains no toilet humor or pop culture jokes.
* BadGuysDoTheDirtyWork: [[spoiler:Satan arrives at the end to take Peter Soulless to hell.]]
* ChekhovsGun: Critic laments that he already sold his soul to do a good [[{{Franchise/Superman}} General Zod]] impression. [[spoiler:Peter Soulless did the same thing before, and the Devil returns at the end to claim him.]]
* ComicallyMissingThePoint: Evillina, Peter, and his analysts, though she gradually learns to think smarter. The others, however, do not.
-->'''Analyst 1''': Well, the chart says...
-->'''Critic''': I'm not asking the chart, I'm asking you!
-->'''Analyst 1''': Well, the chart says...
-->'''Critic''': You are everything that is wrong with entertainment!
-->'''Analyst 1''': But ''the chart says...''
* DrivenToSuicide: [[spoiler:Analyst 1 and Analyst 2 kill themselves when Critic makes the statistics chart disappear.]]
* DullSurprise: Critic's view of the human cast, declaring StephenHawking's [[ComputerVoice voice box]] is more emotive.
--> '''Hawking''': '''[[AC:God. Put some fucking emotion into it.]]'''
** In-universe, he and Evilina aren't very surprised to see [[Series/SesameStreet Count VonCount]] to appear all of a sudden.
* FalseReassurance: "Don't worry, we'll have more ads!"
* FateWorseThanDeath: [[spoiler:Peter Soulless is tortured in hell at the end by the Devil.]]
* HeroicBSOD: After witnessing [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment the Cat's fantasy from getting whacked in the crotch]], Critic spends the whole commercial break (and even more afterward) watching the sunset because he has nothing to say to that.
* LampshadeHanging / BetterThanABareBulb: Critic takes a dim view of this, seeing it as just lazily acknowledging how dumb the joke is instead of writing a better joke.
-->'''Peter''': It's Hit Writing Fact #1: If you say you're doing something painful and stupid, it's immediately no longer painful and stupid!
-->'''Evilina''': Oh, I see! Critic, I'm going to hit you! (''slaps him, he yells'') You can't scream, it's no longer painful and stupid!
-->'''Critic''': (''punches her back'') Yes it is! This whole movie is!
* MeaningfulName: Peter Soulless, [[spoiler:because he sold his soul to the devil to make the awful Seuss adaptations.]]
* NoodleImplements: "You want me to do ''what'' with a fork?!"
* ParentalBonus: The painful insertions of sexual jokes in the film lead the analysts to explain that such jokes actually aren't for adults but dirty minded kids who want to feel adult.
* ProductPlacement:
* ShootTheMoney: The overly lavish sets put off the Critic, and keep making him think a gum commercial is about to happen.
* ShowDontTell: Critic gets annoyed with the early scene where Conrad and his mom ([[DullSurprise dully]]) tell each other they hate each other. Nothing in their previous actions implied they did.
* TheyJustDidntCare: For this, the Critic has the The Not-Caring Meter, its levels represented from lowest to highest by: Creator/KeanuReeves in ''Film/TheMatrix'', Creator/TommyLeeJones in ''Film/BatmanForever'', Dennis Hopper in ''Film/SuperMarioBros'', RussellCrowe in "everything he's in", Creator/HalleBerry in ''{{Film/Catwoman}}'', and at the top JeremyIrons in ''Film/DungeonsAndDragons''.
* TotallyRadical: Pop cultures references are also skewered as a cheap way to connect to the audience, [[UnintentionalPeriodPiece and dating the film]].
* UncannyValley: Both Critic nor Evilina are pretty horrified by the Cat and the Things. Peter Soulless, however, thinks it's just making sure they accurately resemble the art style.
* BadGuysDoTheDirtyWork: [[spoiler:Satan arrives at the end to take Peter Soulless to hell.]]
* ChekhovsGun: Critic laments that he already sold his soul to do a good [[{{Franchise/Superman}} General Zod]] impression. [[spoiler:Peter Soulless did the same thing before, and the Devil returns at the end to claim him.]]
* ComicallyMissingThePoint: Evillina, Peter, and his analysts, though she gradually learns to think smarter. The others, however, do not.
-->'''Analyst 1''': Well, the chart says...
-->'''Critic''': I'm not asking the chart, I'm asking you!
-->'''Analyst 1''': Well, the chart says...
-->'''Critic''': You are everything that is wrong with entertainment!
-->'''Analyst 1''': But ''the chart says...''
* DrivenToSuicide: [[spoiler:Analyst 1 and Analyst 2 kill themselves when Critic makes the statistics chart disappear.]]
* DullSurprise: Critic's view of the human cast, declaring StephenHawking's [[ComputerVoice voice box]] is more emotive.
--> '''Hawking''': '''[[AC:God. Put some fucking emotion into it.]]'''
** In-universe, he and Evilina aren't very surprised to see [[Series/SesameStreet Count VonCount]] to appear all of a sudden.
* FalseReassurance: "Don't worry, we'll have more ads!"
* FateWorseThanDeath: [[spoiler:Peter Soulless is tortured in hell at the end by the Devil.]]
* HeroicBSOD: After witnessing [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment the Cat's fantasy from getting whacked in the crotch]], Critic spends the whole commercial break (and even more afterward) watching the sunset because he has nothing to say to that.
* LampshadeHanging / BetterThanABareBulb: Critic takes a dim view of this, seeing it as just lazily acknowledging how dumb the joke is instead of writing a better joke.
-->'''Peter''': It's Hit Writing Fact #1: If you say you're doing something painful and stupid, it's immediately no longer painful and stupid!
-->'''Evilina''': Oh, I see! Critic, I'm going to hit you! (''slaps him, he yells'') You can't scream, it's no longer painful and stupid!
-->'''Critic''': (''punches her back'') Yes it is! This whole movie is!
* MeaningfulName: Peter Soulless, [[spoiler:because he sold his soul to the devil to make the awful Seuss adaptations.]]
* NoodleImplements: "You want me to do ''what'' with a fork?!"
* ParentalBonus: The painful insertions of sexual jokes in the film lead the analysts to explain that such jokes actually aren't for adults but dirty minded kids who want to feel adult.
* ProductPlacement:
* ShootTheMoney: The overly lavish sets put off the Critic, and keep making him think a gum commercial is about to happen.
* ShowDontTell: Critic gets annoyed with the early scene where Conrad and his mom ([[DullSurprise dully]]) tell each other they hate each other. Nothing in their previous actions implied they did.
* TheyJustDidntCare: For this, the Critic has the The Not-Caring Meter, its levels represented from lowest to highest by: Creator/KeanuReeves in ''Film/TheMatrix'', Creator/TommyLeeJones in ''Film/BatmanForever'', Dennis Hopper in ''Film/SuperMarioBros'', RussellCrowe in "everything he's in", Creator/HalleBerry in ''{{Film/Catwoman}}'', and at the top JeremyIrons in ''Film/DungeonsAndDragons''.
* TotallyRadical: Pop cultures references are also skewered as a cheap way to connect to the audience, [[UnintentionalPeriodPiece and dating the film]].
* UncannyValley: Both Critic nor Evilina are pretty horrified by the Cat and the Things. Peter Soulless, however, thinks it's just making sure they accurately resemble the art style.
to:
* AdaptationDisplacement: When Critic decides to read ''Literature/TheCatInTheHat'' book to Evilina, she expresses confusion at why the whole book is in rhyme and contains no toilet humor or pop culture jokes.
* BadGuysDoTheDirtyWork: [[spoiler:Satan arrives at the end to takeCorruptCorporateExecutive: [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Peter Soulless to hell.]]
Soulless]]
*ChekhovsGun: Critic laments that he already CallBack: Peter's return from [[Recap/TheNostalgiaCriticS6E2 the review of]] ''Film/PearlHarbor''.
* DealWithTheDevil: Turns out Peter sold his soul todo a good [[{{Franchise/Superman}} General Zod]] impression. [[spoiler:Peter Soulless did the same thing before, and the Devil returns at the end Satan to claim him.]]
* ComicallyMissingThePoint: Evillina, Peter, and his analysts, though she gradually learns to think smarter. The others, however, do not.
-->'''Analyst 1''': Well, the chart says...
-->'''Critic''': I'm not asking the chart, I'm asking you!
-->'''Analyst 1''': Well, the chart says...
-->'''Critic''': You are everything that is wrong with entertainment!
-->'''Analyst 1''': But ''the chart says...''
make Seuss movies.
* DrivenToSuicide:[[spoiler:Analyst 1 and Analyst 2 kill Peter's two analysts shoot themselves when Critic makes the statistics chart disappear.]]
turns off their chart.
*DullSurprise: Critic's view of the human cast, declaring StephenHawking's [[ComputerVoice voice box]] EvilCannotComprehendGood: Peter is more emotive.
--> '''Hawking''': '''[[AC:God. Put some fucking emotion into it.]]'''
** In-universe, heangered by Critic TheReasonYouSuckSpeech to him and proceeds to show him bad clips from other Dr. Seuss movies.
* FelonyMisdemeanor: Critic admitting to thinking Mike Myers isn't that funny is treated with horror from Evilinaaren't very surprised to see [[Series/SesameStreet Count VonCount]] to appear all of a sudden.
* FalseReassurance: "Don't worry, we'll have more ads!"
* FateWorseThanDeath: [[spoiler:Peter Soulless is tortured in hell at the end by the Devil.]]
and her father.
* HeroicBSOD:After witnessing [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Critic in response to the Cat's fantasy from getting whacked in GroinAttack.
* NoodleIncident: We don't know what Satan does to Peter at thecrotch]], end, but it involves a fork.
* OverlyLongGag: Peter showing off the Cat's AnnoyingLaugh.
** Criticspends and Evilina's long silence in response to the whole commercial break (and even more afterward) watching Cat's GroinAttack.
* RhymesOnADime: Peter does this a few times. Lampshaded by Critic.
* {{Rimshot}}: Happens when Critic says that Dakota Fanning played [[{{Film/Coraline}} a lifeless puppet]]
* SequelEpisode: To his [[Recap/TheNostalgiaCriticS6E3 review of]] ''SonOfTheMask''
* ShoutOut
** Evilina calls thesunset because he has nothing to say to that.
Cat a product of [[LooneyTunes Pepe le Pew]] and [[McDonalds Ronald McDonald]] "making whoopee" with each other.
** Critic calls the episode a weird episode of ''ToCatchAPredator''.
** The two "things" are called a mutated mix of [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Marge Simpson]] and [[{{Magazine/Mad}} Alfred E. Neuman]] and if the creepy twins from ''Film/TheShining'' were given jagerbombs by Bozo the Clown.
** [[SesameStreet "Eight! That's eight time Dr. Seuss rolled in his grave. Ah-ah-ah."]]
** The "new" Dr. Seuss logo contains [[TomAndJerryTheMovie Lickboot]].
*LampshadeHanging / BetterThanABareBulb: TakeThat
** Satan's next big movie deal is ''{{WesternAnimation/Planes}}''.
* TriggerHappy: At the beginning, Critic takesa dim view one of this, seeing it as just lazily acknowledging how dumb the joke is instead of writing a better joke.
-->'''Peter''': It's Hit Writing Fact #1: If you say you're doing something painfulEvilina's ''MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' dolls and stupid, it's immediately no longer painful and stupid!
-->'''Evilina''': Oh, I see! Critic, I'm going to hit you! (''slaps him, he yells'') You can't scream, it's no longer painful and stupid!
-->'''Critic''': (''punches her back'') Yes it is! This whole movie is!
* MeaningfulName: Peter Soulless, [[spoiler:because he sold his soul to the devil to make the awful Seuss adaptations.]]
* NoodleImplements: "You want me to do ''what'' with a fork?!"
* ParentalBonus: The painful insertions of sexual jokes in the film lead the analysts to explain that such jokes actually aren't for adults but dirty minded kids who want to feel adult.
* ProductPlacement:
* ShootTheMoney: The overly lavish sets put off the Critic, and keep making him think a gum commercial is about to happen.
* ShowDontTell: Critic gets annoyed with the early scene where Conrad and his mom ([[DullSurprise dully]]) tell each other they hate each other. Nothing in their previous actions implied they did.
* TheyJustDidntCare: For this, the Critic has the The Not-Caring Meter, its levels represented from lowest to highest by: Creator/KeanuReeves in ''Film/TheMatrix'', Creator/TommyLeeJones in ''Film/BatmanForever'', Dennis Hopper in ''Film/SuperMarioBros'', RussellCrowe in "everything he's in", Creator/HalleBerry in ''{{Film/Catwoman}}'', and at the top JeremyIrons in ''Film/DungeonsAndDragons''.
* TotallyRadical: Pop cultures references are also skewered as a cheap way to connect to the audience, [[UnintentionalPeriodPiece and dating the film]].
* UncannyValley: Both Critic nor Evilina are pretty horrified by the Cat and the Things. Peter Soulless, however, thinks it's just making sure they accurately resemble the art style.shoots it.
* BadGuysDoTheDirtyWork: [[spoiler:Satan arrives at the end to take
*
* DealWithTheDevil: Turns out Peter sold his soul to
* ComicallyMissingThePoint: Evillina, Peter, and his analysts, though she gradually learns to think smarter. The others, however, do not.
-->'''Analyst 1''': Well, the chart says...
-->'''Critic''': I'm not asking the chart, I'm asking you!
-->'''Analyst 1''': Well, the chart says...
-->'''Critic''': You are everything that is wrong with entertainment!
-->'''Analyst 1''': But ''the chart says...''
* DrivenToSuicide:
*
--> '''Hawking''': '''[[AC:God. Put some fucking emotion into it.]]'''
** In-universe, he
* FelonyMisdemeanor: Critic admitting to thinking Mike Myers isn't that funny is treated with horror from Evilina
* FalseReassurance: "Don't worry, we'll have more ads!"
* FateWorseThanDeath: [[spoiler:Peter Soulless is tortured in hell at the end by the Devil.]]
* HeroicBSOD:
* NoodleIncident: We don't know what Satan does to Peter at the
* OverlyLongGag: Peter showing off the Cat's AnnoyingLaugh.
** Critic
* RhymesOnADime: Peter does this a few times. Lampshaded by Critic.
* {{Rimshot}}: Happens when Critic says that Dakota Fanning played [[{{Film/Coraline}} a lifeless puppet]]
* SequelEpisode: To his [[Recap/TheNostalgiaCriticS6E3 review of]] ''SonOfTheMask''
* ShoutOut
** Evilina calls the
** Critic calls the episode a weird episode of ''ToCatchAPredator''.
** The two "things" are called a mutated mix of [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Marge Simpson]] and [[{{Magazine/Mad}} Alfred E. Neuman]] and if the creepy twins from ''Film/TheShining'' were given jagerbombs by Bozo the Clown.
** [[SesameStreet "Eight! That's eight time Dr. Seuss rolled in his grave. Ah-ah-ah."]]
** The "new" Dr. Seuss logo contains [[TomAndJerryTheMovie Lickboot]].
*
** Satan's next big movie deal is ''{{WesternAnimation/Planes}}''.
* TriggerHappy: At the beginning, Critic takes
-->'''Peter''': It's Hit Writing Fact #1: If you say you're doing something painful
-->'''Evilina''': Oh, I see! Critic, I'm going to hit you! (''slaps him, he yells'') You can't scream, it's no longer painful and stupid!
-->'''Critic''': (''punches her back'') Yes it is! This whole movie is!
* MeaningfulName: Peter Soulless, [[spoiler:because he sold his soul to the devil to make the awful Seuss adaptations.]]
* NoodleImplements: "You want me to do ''what'' with a fork?!"
* ParentalBonus: The painful insertions of sexual jokes in the film lead the analysts to explain that such jokes actually aren't for adults but dirty minded kids who want to feel adult.
* ProductPlacement:
* ShootTheMoney: The overly lavish sets put off the Critic, and keep making him think a gum commercial is about to happen.
* ShowDontTell: Critic gets annoyed with the early scene where Conrad and his mom ([[DullSurprise dully]]) tell each other they hate each other. Nothing in their previous actions implied they did.
* TheyJustDidntCare: For this, the Critic has the The Not-Caring Meter, its levels represented from lowest to highest by: Creator/KeanuReeves in ''Film/TheMatrix'', Creator/TommyLeeJones in ''Film/BatmanForever'', Dennis Hopper in ''Film/SuperMarioBros'', RussellCrowe in "everything he's in", Creator/HalleBerry in ''{{Film/Catwoman}}'', and at the top JeremyIrons in ''Film/DungeonsAndDragons''.
* TotallyRadical: Pop cultures references are also skewered as a cheap way to connect to the audience, [[UnintentionalPeriodPiece and dating the film]].
* UncannyValley: Both Critic nor Evilina are pretty horrified by the Cat and the Things. Peter Soulless, however, thinks it's just making sure they accurately resemble the art style.
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'''Release:''' April 16, 2013
'''Film:''' ''Film/TheCatInTheHat'' (2003)
!!This review contains examples of:
* AdaptationDisplacement: When Critic decides to read ''Literature/TheCatInTheHat'' book to Evilina, she expresses confusion at why the whole book is in rhyme and contains no toilet humor or pop culture jokes.
* BadGuysDoTheDirtyWork: [[spoiler:Satan arrives at the end to take Peter Soulless to hell.]]
* ChekhovsGun: Critic laments that he already sold his soul to do a good [[{{Franchise/Superman}} General Zod]] impression. [[spoiler:Peter Soulless did the same thing before, and the Devil returns at the end to claim him.]]
* ComicallyMissingThePoint: Evillina, Peter, and his analysts, though she gradually learns to think smarter. The others, however, do not.
-->'''Analyst 1''': Well, the chart says...
-->'''Critic''': I'm not asking the chart, I'm asking you!
-->'''Analyst 1''': Well, the chart says...
-->'''Critic''': You are everything that is wrong with entertainment!
-->'''Analyst 1''': But ''the chart says...''
* DrivenToSuicide: [[spoiler:Analyst 1 and Analyst 2 kill themselves when Critic makes the statistics chart disappear.]]
* DullSurprise: Critic's view of the human cast, declaring StephenHawking's [[ComputerVoice voice box]] is more emotive.
--> '''Hawking''': '''[[AC:God. Put some fucking emotion into it.]]'''
** In-universe, he and Evilina aren't very surprised to see [[Series/SesameStreet Count VonCount]] to appear all of a sudden.
* FalseReassurance: "Don't worry, we'll have more ads!"
* FateWorseThanDeath: [[spoiler:Peter Soulless is tortured in hell at the end by the Devil.]]
* HeroicBSOD: After witnessing [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment the Cat's fantasy from getting whacked in the crotch]], Critic spends the whole commercial break (and even more afterward) watching the sunset because he has nothing to say to that.
* LampshadeHanging / BetterThanABareBulb: Critic takes a dim view of this, seeing it as just lazily acknowledging how dumb the joke is instead of writing a better joke.
-->'''Peter''': It's Hit Writing Fact #1: If you say you're doing something painful and stupid, it's immediately no longer painful and stupid!
-->'''Evilina''': Oh, I see! Critic, I'm going to hit you! (''slaps him, he yells'') You can't scream, it's no longer painful and stupid!
-->'''Critic''': (''punches her back'') Yes it is! This whole movie is!
* MeaningfulName: Peter Soulless, [[spoiler:because he sold his soul to the devil to make the awful Seuss adaptations.]]
* NoodleImplements: "You want me to do ''what'' with a fork?!"
* ParentalBonus: The painful insertions of sexual jokes in the film lead the analysts to explain that such jokes actually aren't for adults but dirty minded kids who want to feel adult.
* ProductPlacement:
* ShootTheMoney: The overly lavish sets put off the Critic, and keep making him think a gum commercial is about to happen.
* ShowDontTell: Critic gets annoyed with the early scene where Conrad and his mom ([[DullSurprise dully]]) tell each other they hate each other. Nothing in their previous actions implied they did.
* TheyJustDidntCare: For this, the Critic has the The Not-Caring Meter, its levels represented from lowest to highest by: Creator/KeanuReeves in ''Film/TheMatrix'', Creator/TommyLeeJones in ''Film/BatmanForever'', Dennis Hopper in ''Film/SuperMarioBros'', RussellCrowe in "everything he's in", Creator/HalleBerry in ''{{Film/Catwoman}}'', and at the top JeremyIrons in ''Film/DungeonsAndDragons''.
* TotallyRadical: Pop cultures references are also skewered as a cheap way to connect to the audience, [[UnintentionalPeriodPiece and dating the film]].
* UncannyValley: Both Critic nor Evilina are pretty horrified by the Cat and the Things. Peter Soulless, however, thinks it's just making sure they accurately resemble the art style.
'''Film:''' ''Film/TheCatInTheHat'' (2003)
!!This review contains examples of:
* AdaptationDisplacement: When Critic decides to read ''Literature/TheCatInTheHat'' book to Evilina, she expresses confusion at why the whole book is in rhyme and contains no toilet humor or pop culture jokes.
* BadGuysDoTheDirtyWork: [[spoiler:Satan arrives at the end to take Peter Soulless to hell.]]
* ChekhovsGun: Critic laments that he already sold his soul to do a good [[{{Franchise/Superman}} General Zod]] impression. [[spoiler:Peter Soulless did the same thing before, and the Devil returns at the end to claim him.]]
* ComicallyMissingThePoint: Evillina, Peter, and his analysts, though she gradually learns to think smarter. The others, however, do not.
-->'''Analyst 1''': Well, the chart says...
-->'''Critic''': I'm not asking the chart, I'm asking you!
-->'''Analyst 1''': Well, the chart says...
-->'''Critic''': You are everything that is wrong with entertainment!
-->'''Analyst 1''': But ''the chart says...''
* DrivenToSuicide: [[spoiler:Analyst 1 and Analyst 2 kill themselves when Critic makes the statistics chart disappear.]]
* DullSurprise: Critic's view of the human cast, declaring StephenHawking's [[ComputerVoice voice box]] is more emotive.
--> '''Hawking''': '''[[AC:God. Put some fucking emotion into it.]]'''
** In-universe, he and Evilina aren't very surprised to see [[Series/SesameStreet Count VonCount]] to appear all of a sudden.
* FalseReassurance: "Don't worry, we'll have more ads!"
* FateWorseThanDeath: [[spoiler:Peter Soulless is tortured in hell at the end by the Devil.]]
* HeroicBSOD: After witnessing [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment the Cat's fantasy from getting whacked in the crotch]], Critic spends the whole commercial break (and even more afterward) watching the sunset because he has nothing to say to that.
* LampshadeHanging / BetterThanABareBulb: Critic takes a dim view of this, seeing it as just lazily acknowledging how dumb the joke is instead of writing a better joke.
-->'''Peter''': It's Hit Writing Fact #1: If you say you're doing something painful and stupid, it's immediately no longer painful and stupid!
-->'''Evilina''': Oh, I see! Critic, I'm going to hit you! (''slaps him, he yells'') You can't scream, it's no longer painful and stupid!
-->'''Critic''': (''punches her back'') Yes it is! This whole movie is!
* MeaningfulName: Peter Soulless, [[spoiler:because he sold his soul to the devil to make the awful Seuss adaptations.]]
* NoodleImplements: "You want me to do ''what'' with a fork?!"
* ParentalBonus: The painful insertions of sexual jokes in the film lead the analysts to explain that such jokes actually aren't for adults but dirty minded kids who want to feel adult.
* ProductPlacement:
* ShootTheMoney: The overly lavish sets put off the Critic, and keep making him think a gum commercial is about to happen.
* ShowDontTell: Critic gets annoyed with the early scene where Conrad and his mom ([[DullSurprise dully]]) tell each other they hate each other. Nothing in their previous actions implied they did.
* TheyJustDidntCare: For this, the Critic has the The Not-Caring Meter, its levels represented from lowest to highest by: Creator/KeanuReeves in ''Film/TheMatrix'', Creator/TommyLeeJones in ''Film/BatmanForever'', Dennis Hopper in ''Film/SuperMarioBros'', RussellCrowe in "everything he's in", Creator/HalleBerry in ''{{Film/Catwoman}}'', and at the top JeremyIrons in ''Film/DungeonsAndDragons''.
* TotallyRadical: Pop cultures references are also skewered as a cheap way to connect to the audience, [[UnintentionalPeriodPiece and dating the film]].
* UncannyValley: Both Critic nor Evilina are pretty horrified by the Cat and the Things. Peter Soulless, however, thinks it's just making sure they accurately resemble the art style.