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* NonindicativeName: Marzipan's kindergarten-cult calls their black crayon "Blue".
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* PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad: Marzipan's "L.U.R.N." program is a parody of non-competitive "progressive" schools like the Montessori School system.
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->'''Marzipan:''' And they're made from 100% pressed bunson, so they double as a healthy snack! Mmm! (''eats a "Crimson Suggestion" crayon and leaves'')\\
'''Larry Palaroncini:''' (''singing, the lyrics appearing on screen under a picture of Marzipan's "crayons".'') Pressed bunson, you know it's pressed bunson! Preeeow! (''The Paper comes down.'')
'''Larry Palaroncini:''' (''singing, the lyrics appearing on screen under a picture of Marzipan's "crayons".'') Pressed bunson, you know it's pressed bunson! Preeeow! (''The Paper comes down.'')
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->'''Marzipan:''' That way, they're ''all'' special!\\
'''Strong Bad:''' I never had any doubts that all your students were (''using hand quotes'') "special", Marzipan.\\
'''Marzipan:''' And they're made from 100% pressed bunson, so they double as a healthy snack! Mmm! (''eats a "Crimson Suggestion" crayon and leaves'')\\
'''Larry Palaroncini:''' (''singing, the lyrics appearing on screen under a picture of Marzipan's "crayons".'') Pressed bunson, you know it's pressed bunson! Preeeow! (''The Paper comesdown.'')
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'''Strong Bad:''' I never had any doubts that all your students were (''using hand quotes'') "special", Marzipan.\\
'''Marzipan:''' And they're made from 100% pressed bunson, so they double as a healthy snack! Mmm! (''eats a "Crimson Suggestion" crayon and leaves'')\\
'''Larry Palaroncini:''' (''singing, the lyrics appearing on screen under a picture of Marzipan's "crayons".'') Pressed bunson, you know it's pressed bunson! Preeeow! (''The Paper comes
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Ter from "Andover, and over, and over, amen" wonders what "Awesome" ("Oh, somebody finally got it right!") thinks of the "rediculous" names given to crayon colors ("You mean like Red Iculous?") such as "blizzard blue" and "laser lemon" ("The Cheat, halt production immediately! Crayola beat us to the punch.")
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Ter from "Andover, and over, and over, amen" wonders what "Awesome" ("Oh, somebody finally got it right!") thinks of some of the "rediculous" names given to crayon colors ("You mean like Red Iculous?") such as "blizzard blue" and "laser lemon" ("The Cheat, halt production immediately! Crayola beat us to the punch.")
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With such colors as Leather Black, Ripped Denim Blue, Skin Flesh, and Tight Shiny Purple, Strong Bad has plenty of fun drawing the boys from Limozeen in ridiculous situations to the tune of their song "Colorin' (Outside the Lines)". Unfortunately, his "Skin Flesh" crayon breaks just as he's about to melt Larry, Perry, and Gary's faces.
->'''Strong Bad:''' Where'm I gonna get another one of these at this hour? Ooh, wait. I bet Marzipan's teaching her kindergarten class down at the Montesodium school. Those kids eat crayons like they were paste!
->'''Strong Bad:''' Where'm I gonna get another one of these at this hour? Ooh, wait. I bet Marzipan's teaching her kindergarten class down at the Montesodium school. Those kids eat crayons like they were paste!
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With such colors as Leather Black, Ripped Denim Blue, Groupie Lipstick Red, Skin Flesh, Hairspray Blonde, and Tight Shiny Purple, Strong Bad has had plenty of fun drawing the boys from Limozeen in ridiculous situations to the tune of their song "Colorin' (Outside the Lines)".Lines)", which came on a tape included with the book. Unfortunately, his "Skin Flesh" crayon breaks just as he's about to melt Larry, Perry, and Gary's faces.
->'''Strong Bad:'''Where'm Where am I gonna get another one of these at this hour? Ooh, wait. I bet Marzipan's teaching her kindergarten class down at the Montesodium school. Those kids eat crayons like they were paste!
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->'''Strong Bad:''' Why can't I say "Skin Flesh" in front of the -- uh, "children"?\\
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'''Strong Bad:''' Why can't I say "Skin Flesh" in front of the -- uh, "children"?\\
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->'''Strong Bad:''' Sippin' on a bottle of email, cold, having a picnic lunch with some co-workers.
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'''Larry Palaroncini:''' (''singing'') Pressed bunson, you know it's pressed bunson! Preeeow! (''The Paper comes down'')\\
'''Strong Bad:''' ...the crap is pressed bunson?
'''Strong Bad:''' ...the crap is pressed bunson?
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'''Larry Palaroncini:''' (''singing'') (''singing, the lyrics appearing on screen under a picture of Marzipan's "crayons".'') Pressed bunson, you know it's pressed bunson! Preeeow! (''The Paper comes down'')\\
'''Strong Bad:''' ...the crap is pressed bunson?
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'''Strong Bad:''' ...the crap is pressed bunson?
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'''Marzipan:''' Shh! Strong Bad, not in front of the class!
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'''Marzipan:''' Shh! Strong Bad, not in front of the class!class!
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* RhetoricalQuestionBlunder:
--> '''Strong Bad:''' Marzipan, what kind of a cult are you running here?\\
'''Marzipan:''' Eh, a pretty standard one.
--> '''Strong Bad:''' Marzipan, what kind of a cult are you running here?\\
'''Marzipan:''' Eh, a pretty standard one.
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Marzipan also has a number of "politically correct" names for crayon colors, such as "Dermal Discoveries" for pink, "Crimson Suggestion" for red, and "Blue" for black. Homestar wants to know if Ms. "Teacherman" is going to be talking about "crowns" all day, and gets huffy when Strong Bad mocks him for not being able to pronounce "crayons" properly.
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Marzipan also has a number of "politically correct" names for crayon colors, such as "Dermal Discoveries" for pink, "Crimson Suggestion" for red, "Vague Pigmentation" for yellow, and "Blue" for black. Homestar wants to know if Ms. "Teacherman" is going to be talking about "crowns" all day, and gets huffy when Strong Bad mocks him for not being able to pronounce "crayons" properly.
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-->'''Strong Bad:''' Ter? What is that, short for Terbert? Or Terlliam? Or Terthew? Welter, the crayons of my youth had pretty awesome names. Especially the ones that came with my Limozeen 1989 "Ladies, We're Staying in Room 302 at the Ramada" Tour coloring book!
With such colors as Leather Black, Ripped Denim Blue, Skin Flesh, and Tight Shiny Purple, Strong Bad had plenty of fun drawing the boys from Limozeen in ridiculous situations to the tune of their song "Colorin' (Outside the Lines)". Unfortunately, his "Skin Flesh" crayon breaks just as he's about to melt Larry, Perry, and Gary's faces.
-->'''Strong Bad:''' Where'm I gonna get another one of these at this hour? Ooh, wait. I bet Marzipan's teaching her kindergarten class down at the Montesodium school. Those kids eat crayons like they were paste!
With such colors as Leather Black, Ripped Denim Blue, Skin Flesh, and Tight Shiny Purple, Strong Bad had plenty of fun drawing the boys from Limozeen in ridiculous situations to the tune of their song "Colorin' (Outside the Lines)". Unfortunately, his "Skin Flesh" crayon breaks just as he's about to melt Larry, Perry, and Gary's faces.
-->'''Strong Bad:''' Where'm I gonna get another one of these at this hour? Ooh, wait. I bet Marzipan's teaching her kindergarten class down at the Montesodium school. Those kids eat crayons like they were paste!
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With such colors as Leather Black, Ripped Denim Blue, Skin Flesh, and Tight Shiny Purple, Strong Bad
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-->'''Strong Bad:''' What kind of grades does Homestar get?\\
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-->'''Marzipan:''' And they're made from 100% pressed bunson, so they double as a healthy snack! Mmm! (''eats a "Crimson Suggestion" crayon and leaves'')\\
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* AirQuotes: Strong Bad does this when he describes Marzipan's students as "special".
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* AirQuotes: Since he doesn't have fingers, Strong Bad does this waggles his gloves as if he's making air quotes when he describes Marzipan's students as "special".
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* PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad: Marzipan's "L.U.R.N." program is a parody of far-left "progressive" schools like the Montessori School system.
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* PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad: Marzipan's "L.U.R.N." program is a parody of far-left non-competitive "progressive" schools like the Montessori School system.
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* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: When Strong Bad makes fun of his mispronouciations, Homestar announces "I'm going to the liberry, to read me some Pie-Pie comics!"
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* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: When Strong Bad makes fun of his mispronouciations, mispronunciations, Homestar announces "I'm going to the liberry, to read me some Pie-Pie comics!"
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* SarcasmFailure: There's one page in the Limozeen book that Strong Bad colored correctly--the page with the band members arguing over a bear mask--because he apparently couldn't think of any way to make it any funnier.
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* SarcasmFailure: There's one page in the Limozeen book that Strong Bad colored correctly--the page with the band members arguing over a bear mask--because he apparently couldn't think of any way to make it any funnier.funnier than it already was.
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* SarcasmFailure: There's one page in the Limozeen book that Strong Bad colored correctly--the page with the band members arguing over a bear mask--because he apparently couldn't think of any way to make it any funnier.
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Back at the computer, Strong Bad is prepared to help Limozeen make some "Dermal Discoveries", but is frustrated to find the crayons he borrowed from Marzipan don't seem to work.
-->'''Marzipan:''' Oh, didn't I tell you? Our crayons don't actually color so that no one life blossom shines brighter than any other. That wat they're ''all'' special!\\
'''Strong Bad:''' I never had any doubts that all your students were "special", Marzipan.\\
'''Marzipan:''' And they're made from 100% pressed bunson, so they double as a healthy snack! Mmm! (''eats a "Crimson Suggestion" crayon and leaves'')\\
''Larry Palaroncini:''' (''singing'') Pressed bunson, you know it's pressed bunson! Preeeow! (''The Paper comes down'')\\
-->'''Marzipan:''' Oh, didn't I tell you? Our crayons don't actually color so that no one life blossom shines brighter than any other. That wat they're ''all'' special!\\
'''Strong Bad:''' I never had any doubts that all your students were "special", Marzipan.\\
'''Marzipan:''' And they're made from 100% pressed bunson, so they double as a healthy snack! Mmm! (''eats a "Crimson Suggestion" crayon and leaves'')\\
''Larry Palaroncini:''' (''singing'') Pressed bunson, you know it's pressed bunson! Preeeow! (''The Paper comes down'')\\
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Back at the computer, Strong Bad is prepared to help Limozeen make some "Dermal Discoveries", but is frustrated to find the crayons he borrowed from Marzipan don't seem to work.
work. Turns out they're designed to not actually color, "so that no one life-blossom shines brighter than any other."
-->'''Marzipan:'''Oh, didn't I tell you? Our crayons don't actually color so that no one life blossom shines brighter than any other. That wat they're ''all'' special!\\
'''Strong Bad:''' I never had any doubts that all your students were "special", Marzipan.\\
'''Marzipan:'''And they're made from 100% pressed bunson, so they double as a healthy snack! Mmm! (''eats a "Crimson Suggestion" crayon and leaves'')\\
''Larry '''Larry Palaroncini:''' (''singing'') Pressed bunson, you know it's pressed bunson! Preeeow! (''The Paper comes down'')\\
-->'''Marzipan:'''
'''Strong Bad:''' I never had any doubts that all your students were "special", Marzipan.\\
'''Marzipan:'''
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'''Airdate:'''' Sunday, October 22, 2006
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* ExtremeOmnivore: Marzipan eats one of her crayons, which is apparently made with "pressed bunson", whatever that is.
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* ExtremeOmnivore: Marzipan eats one of her crayons, which is apparently a crayon made with "pressed bunson", [[NoodleImplements whatever that is.is]].
* FunWithAcronyms: Marzipan's "progressive" kindergarten program is called L.U.R.N., which stands for "Life-Blossoms Undergoing Reprogramming Naturally".
* FunWithAcronyms: Marzipan's "progressive" kindergarten program is called L.U.R.N., which stands for "Life-Blossoms Undergoing Reprogramming Naturally".
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'''Airdate:'''' Sunday, October 22, 2006
'''Sender:''' Ter, Andover, MN
Ter from "Andover, and over, and over, amen" wonders what "Awesome" ("Oh, somebody finally got it right!") thinks of the "rediculous" names given to crayon colors ("You mean like Red Iculous?") such as "blizzard blue" and "laser lemon" ("The Cheat, halt production immediately! Crayola beat us to the punch.")
-->'''Strong Bad:''' Ter? What is that, short for Terbert? Or Terlliam? Or Terthew? Welter, the crayons of my youth had pretty awesome names. Especially the ones that came with my Limozeen 1989 "Ladies, We're Staying in Room 302 at the Ramada" Tour coloring book!
With such colors as Leather Black, Ripped Denim Blue, Skin Flesh, and Tight Shiny Purple, Strong Bad had plenty of fun drawing the boys from Limozeen in ridiculous situations to the tune of their song "Colorin' (Outside the Lines)". Unfortunately, his "Skin Flesh" crayon breaks just as he's about to melt Larry, Perry, and Gary's faces.
-->'''Strong Bad:''' Where'm I gonna get another one of these at this hour? Ooh, wait. I bet Marzipan's teaching her kindergarten class down at the Montesodium school. Those kids eat crayons like they were paste!
Strong Bad barges in on a lesson on how "soy is also murder" to ask Marzipan if he can borrow a replacement for his "Skin Flesh", only to be scolded for using such words in front of "the children": Homestar, Strong Mad, and Homsar.
-->'''Strong Bad:''' Why can't I say "Skin Flesh" in front of the -- uh, "children"?\\
'''Marzipan:''' First of all, we don't call them children. They're "life blossoms".\\
'''Strong Bad:''' Life blossoms?! Marzipan, what kinda cult are you running here?\\
'''Marzipan:''' Oh, a pretty standard one.
Marzipan also has a number of "politically correct" names for crayon colors, such as "Dermal Discoveries" for pink, "Crimson Suggestion" for red, and "Blue" for black. Homestar wants to know if Ms. "Teacherman" is going to be talking about "crowns" all day, and gets huffy when Strong Bad mocks him for not being able to pronounce "crayons" properly.
-->'''Strong Bad:''' What kind of grades does Homestar get?\\
'''Marzipan:''' Oh, roots and grass mostly.\\
'''Strong Bad:''' Roots and grass? What're those, like, D's? D minusesses?\\
'''Marzipan:''' No, they're F's.
Back at the computer, Strong Bad is prepared to help Limozeen make some "Dermal Discoveries", but is frustrated to find the crayons he borrowed from Marzipan don't seem to work.
-->'''Marzipan:''' Oh, didn't I tell you? Our crayons don't actually color so that no one life blossom shines brighter than any other. That wat they're ''all'' special!\\
'''Strong Bad:''' I never had any doubts that all your students were "special", Marzipan.\\
'''Marzipan:''' And they're made from 100% pressed bunson, so they double as a healthy snack! Mmm! (''eats a "Crimson Suggestion" crayon and leaves'')\\
''Larry Palaroncini:''' (''singing'') Pressed bunson, you know it's pressed bunson! Preeeow! (''The Paper comes down'')\\
'''Strong Bad:''' ...the crap is pressed bunson?
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*ContinuityNod:
** Strong Bad wondering what "Ter" stands for may be a reference to Strong Bad making fun of "Em"'s name in [[Recap/StrongBadEmailE79TheProcess "the process"]].
** Strong Bad doodles ridiculous situations like lasers, AmusingInjuries, and melting faces over the illustrations in the coloring book, much like how he defaced "Everyone Is Different" in [[Recap/StrongBadEmailE84KidsBook "kids' book"]] and "That Time Of Year" in [[Recap/HomestarRunnerDecemberweenInJuly "Decemberween In July"]].
*ExtremeOmnivore: Marzipan eats one of her crayons, which is apparently made with "pressed bunson", whatever that is.
*MisplacedKindergartenTeacher: Marzipan as the head of "L.U.R.N." is profoundly condescending, even considering her students are [[TheDitz Homestar Runner]], [[DumbMuscle Strong Mad]], and [[CloudCuckoolander Homsar]].
*OrphanedPunchline: We find Marzipan apparently teaching her students "SOY IS ALSO MURDER", "...so that way, you always feel guilty!"
*PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad: Marzipan's "L.U.R.N." program is a parody of far-left "progressive" schools like the Montessori School system.
*ScrewThisImOuttaHere: When Strong Bad makes fun of his mispronouciations, Homestar announces "I'm going to the liberry, to read me some Pie-Pie comics!"
*TallPoppySyndrome: Marzipan gives her "life blossoms" crayons that don't actually color, so they don't have to worry about out-shining one another.
*ThatCameOutWrong:
-->'''Strong Bad:''' Hey, Goody Marzipan. Can I borrow some crayons? I broke my Skin Flesh!\\
'''Marzipan:''' Shh! Strong Bad, not in front of the class!
'''Sender:''' Ter, Andover, MN
Ter from "Andover, and over, and over, amen" wonders what "Awesome" ("Oh, somebody finally got it right!") thinks of the "rediculous" names given to crayon colors ("You mean like Red Iculous?") such as "blizzard blue" and "laser lemon" ("The Cheat, halt production immediately! Crayola beat us to the punch.")
-->'''Strong Bad:''' Ter? What is that, short for Terbert? Or Terlliam? Or Terthew? Welter, the crayons of my youth had pretty awesome names. Especially the ones that came with my Limozeen 1989 "Ladies, We're Staying in Room 302 at the Ramada" Tour coloring book!
With such colors as Leather Black, Ripped Denim Blue, Skin Flesh, and Tight Shiny Purple, Strong Bad had plenty of fun drawing the boys from Limozeen in ridiculous situations to the tune of their song "Colorin' (Outside the Lines)". Unfortunately, his "Skin Flesh" crayon breaks just as he's about to melt Larry, Perry, and Gary's faces.
-->'''Strong Bad:''' Where'm I gonna get another one of these at this hour? Ooh, wait. I bet Marzipan's teaching her kindergarten class down at the Montesodium school. Those kids eat crayons like they were paste!
Strong Bad barges in on a lesson on how "soy is also murder" to ask Marzipan if he can borrow a replacement for his "Skin Flesh", only to be scolded for using such words in front of "the children": Homestar, Strong Mad, and Homsar.
-->'''Strong Bad:''' Why can't I say "Skin Flesh" in front of the -- uh, "children"?\\
'''Marzipan:''' First of all, we don't call them children. They're "life blossoms".\\
'''Strong Bad:''' Life blossoms?! Marzipan, what kinda cult are you running here?\\
'''Marzipan:''' Oh, a pretty standard one.
Marzipan also has a number of "politically correct" names for crayon colors, such as "Dermal Discoveries" for pink, "Crimson Suggestion" for red, and "Blue" for black. Homestar wants to know if Ms. "Teacherman" is going to be talking about "crowns" all day, and gets huffy when Strong Bad mocks him for not being able to pronounce "crayons" properly.
-->'''Strong Bad:''' What kind of grades does Homestar get?\\
'''Marzipan:''' Oh, roots and grass mostly.\\
'''Strong Bad:''' Roots and grass? What're those, like, D's? D minusesses?\\
'''Marzipan:''' No, they're F's.
Back at the computer, Strong Bad is prepared to help Limozeen make some "Dermal Discoveries", but is frustrated to find the crayons he borrowed from Marzipan don't seem to work.
-->'''Marzipan:''' Oh, didn't I tell you? Our crayons don't actually color so that no one life blossom shines brighter than any other. That wat they're ''all'' special!\\
'''Strong Bad:''' I never had any doubts that all your students were "special", Marzipan.\\
'''Marzipan:''' And they're made from 100% pressed bunson, so they double as a healthy snack! Mmm! (''eats a "Crimson Suggestion" crayon and leaves'')\\
''Larry Palaroncini:''' (''singing'') Pressed bunson, you know it's pressed bunson! Preeeow! (''The Paper comes down'')\\
'''Strong Bad:''' ...the crap is pressed bunson?
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!!Tropes:
*ContinuityNod:
** Strong Bad wondering what "Ter" stands for may be a reference to Strong Bad making fun of "Em"'s name in [[Recap/StrongBadEmailE79TheProcess "the process"]].
** Strong Bad doodles ridiculous situations like lasers, AmusingInjuries, and melting faces over the illustrations in the coloring book, much like how he defaced "Everyone Is Different" in [[Recap/StrongBadEmailE84KidsBook "kids' book"]] and "That Time Of Year" in [[Recap/HomestarRunnerDecemberweenInJuly "Decemberween In July"]].
*ExtremeOmnivore: Marzipan eats one of her crayons, which is apparently made with "pressed bunson", whatever that is.
*MisplacedKindergartenTeacher: Marzipan as the head of "L.U.R.N." is profoundly condescending, even considering her students are [[TheDitz Homestar Runner]], [[DumbMuscle Strong Mad]], and [[CloudCuckoolander Homsar]].
*OrphanedPunchline: We find Marzipan apparently teaching her students "SOY IS ALSO MURDER", "...so that way, you always feel guilty!"
*PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad: Marzipan's "L.U.R.N." program is a parody of far-left "progressive" schools like the Montessori School system.
*ScrewThisImOuttaHere: When Strong Bad makes fun of his mispronouciations, Homestar announces "I'm going to the liberry, to read me some Pie-Pie comics!"
*TallPoppySyndrome: Marzipan gives her "life blossoms" crayons that don't actually color, so they don't have to worry about out-shining one another.
*ThatCameOutWrong:
-->'''Strong Bad:''' Hey, Goody Marzipan. Can I borrow some crayons? I broke my Skin Flesh!\\
'''Marzipan:''' Shh! Strong Bad, not in front of the class!
