History Radar / MysteryScienceTheater3000

-->'''Mike:''' "Drained and satisfied, I'm tracin' lazy circles on yer supercab now..."\\

* Jonah states if he's given a space suit he'll need one with more room in the "groinological area". From the bots reaction, it's pretty clear what he's [[BiggusDickus implying]] and it's not about his height.

* Kevin Murphy's ancient-Roman character whom the Pearl-era Mads accidentally drop in on is named Callipygeas. This isn't a Latin name, it's Greek -- and it means "one who has a nice arse".

* In ''Film/TheHellcats'', a film with a frankly alarming number of jets of beer foam flying around, Crow repeatedly remarks "I hope that's ''beer''."

* The crew doesn't even ''try'' to hide their fixation with Thena's breasts in ''Film/QuestOfTheDeltaKnights''.

-->'''Joel''': "Sex cameraman"? Is this a--]]

--> ''It's an arealogical, autoerotical, tubular boobular joy!''
--> ''An exposular-regional, batchical-pouchular fun for girl and boy!''
--> ''A latissimal-dorsical, hung-like-a-horsical, callipyligical ball...''

-->'''Gypsy:''' ''[Regarding Pearl]'' Oh, I'm tempted to call her something that rhymes with "bitch" - '''''Oh! I said it!'''''
-->'''Bots:''' She said it! Gypsy's in trouble, Gypsy's in trouble!

-->'''Crow''': Let's see... What rhymes with "blue balls?"
-->'''Mike''': What would Liberace do?... Oh, I better not do that.

* When Tom Servo blocks the hull breach with his hoverskirt, he starts giggling uncontrollably as the vacuum of space sucks at him from underneath, declaring, "I'm experiencing a sensation altogether new to me and frankly, ''I '''love''' it!''" When Mike removes him, he growls, "Aw, darn!"

* The riffs during a scene involving runaway truck rigs on a hill in ''Film/RidingWithDeath'', non-stop sexual double-entendres that get more blatant and dirtier with each riff ("Mah rigid grill structure is bearing down on yer unprotected cargo door."), culminating in Crow's line, "My oft-complimented Peterbilt is rhythmically nudging yer sweet honey pot--" which leads Mike to put the kibosh on the whole thing.

* Before ''Invasion of the Neptune Men'', Pearl is heckled by a Roman citizen because of her lack of popularity in comparison to Bobo, to which Pearl quickly replies, "Slut - I mean, what?"
* Space Mutiny starts with this and rapidly ascends to RefugeInAudacity.

* ''Film/TheProjectedMan'' has a truly volatile one: the lead female actress says "You ''can't,'' Chris!" and Servo remarks, "WHOA! ''What'd'' she call him?" Say her quote aloud to yourself in a thick British accent to get the joke.

--> '''Emcee:''' Oh, I'm sorry, you were supposed to use the back entrance....
--> '''Mike:''' Well, you'd be [[CampGay expert on that]]...

-->'''Geri's mother:''' I just don't want you to be disappointed if he doesn't come.
-->'''Crow (as Geri):''' Mother, that's ''private''.

--> '''Jonah:''' Oh she's just giving him a belly rub.

--> '''Crow''': I was listening to the scientists, and they said you had your head up your a--
--> '''Joel''': *Covers Crow's mouth with his hands*

-->'''Joel''': "Sex cameraman"? Is this a-
-->'''Tom Servo''': No, that's "[=SFX=]", Joel.

--> '''Buzz:''' I'd better go up to my room and do the reading.
--> '''Mom:''' All right, son. (pause) Uh, Buzz?
--> '''Crow:''' Now, this time don't make so much noise when you [[ADateWithRosiePalms "read"]].

--> '''Mr. B Natural:''' You gotta inspect your horn, boy!
--> '''Crow:''' And wash it every day!

* During the letter reading segment of ''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S06E12TheStarfighters The Starfighters]]'', during the "refueling scene", Crow sticks his beak up Servo's hoverskirt. Servo gasps for a moment, then clearly enjoys it.

** In ''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E21SantaClaus Santa Claus]]'', Santa has a bunch of "technologically-advanced" devices including the [=TeleTalker=], which is a mouth on the wall that speaks things that people are saying across the globe. It looks so questionable, though, that Tom even wonders, [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything "I hope those are lips."]]

* ''Laserblast'' has an instance not from the riff, but from the film itself. One of the cops says "shit" at one point near the beginning of the film, and despite the volume being lowered in an attempt to mute it out for the show, the word can still be made out.

* Perhaps the dirtiest riff they ever made was during the short "Out of This World" (which aired before the feature ''HighSchoolBigShot''), in which a protagonist sticks her tongue out at the antagonist; Tom's response is, [[ToiletHumour "No, thanks; I use toilet paper!"]]

** In ''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E21SantaClaus Santa Claus]]'', Santa has a bunch of "technologically-advanced" devices including the =[TeleTalker]=, which is a mouth on the wall that speaks things that people are saying across the globe. It looks so questionable, though, that Tom even wonders, [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything "I hope those are lips."]]

** In ''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E21SantaClaus Santa Claus]]'', Santa has a bunch of "technologically-advanced" devices including the TeleTalker, which is a mouth on the wall that speaks things that people are saying across the globe. It looks so questionable, though, that Tom even wonders, [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything "I hope those are lips."]]

** ''Film/OutlawOfGor'' is full of butt puns throughout. And Servo and Crow about to comment on a phallic statue before Mike stops them. They still get away with "I was just going to say I envy that structure..."

* ''Film/Hobgoblins'' has this quick (but incredibly dirty) zinger in regarding the rather... ''effeminate'' Club Scum emcee:

* This quick (but incredibly dirty) zinger in ''Film/Hobgoblins'' regarding the... rather ''effeminate'' Club Scum emcee:

* In ''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S11E12CarnivalMagic Carnival Magic]]'' When the film gives us an awkward shot of Alex the Chimp with one of the female human characters standing over him, Jonah brings attention to how it could misinterpreted.

* A skit during ''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S06E21TheBeastOfYuccaFlats The Beast of Yucca Flats]]'' has Crow starting an organization called Film Anti-Preservation Society. Or in short, ''[[ADateWithRosiePalms FAPS]]''. And yes, the acronym gets mentioned.

* ''{{Film/Squirm}} has this exchange:

** GeniusBonus: Servo's referencing a bawdy yarn about Tallulah Bankhead and Creator/MarleneDietrich.