History Quotes / WouldHurtAchild

->''"All those crimes you're investigating are about to get a whole lot wprse, Sheriff Dribble! If Troy really has come back from the dead, you're gonna see a lotta little kids getting iced real soon! 'Cause that's what he's into, ya know? Troy told me there ain't nuthin' he likes better than offin' little kids!"''

-->-- ''Film/{{Serenity}}''

-->-- '''[[ComicBook/NormanOsborn Green Goblin]]''', ''Film/SpiderMan1''

->''"For female baby... you sure don't seem very tied up in bag and dropped in river."''

-->--'''Secundus''', ''Film/AbraxasGuardianOfTheUniverse''

-->--''Film/DeathRace2000''

'''Government advocate:''' But that was irrelevant to the [[MakeAnExampleOfThem point]] you were making?\\

->"I really don't care that you're a [[EnfantTerrible baby]], I'll snap your neck like a twig!"

->I admit it feels awkward to attack someone looking as young as you... But the beast within me keeps howling, "Kill [[HumanoidAbomination him]] or be killed!"

->Sometimes you just have to [[LiteralMetaphor put your]] [[ColdBloodedTorture foot down]] when it comes to kids.

->Sorry, but it doesn't matter if you're a [[WouldHitAGirl woman]] or even a child. I don't go easy on anybody who hurts my comrades.

->I don’t care if you’re kids, I show mercy to no one. The truth is I can kill you in the blink of an eye.

->But we can kill guilty children, right?

->Fourth Hokage... Minato. Back away from the jinchuuriki or your son dies at the ripe old age of ''one minute''.

-->-- '''[[HeelFaceTurn Honey Trap]]''' to [[BigBad X]] after [[spoiler:X [[FaceMonsterTurn turns]] [[CuteBruiser Hina Fujigami]] into a [[MonsterOfTheWeek Kaijin]]]], ''Manga/SuperwomenInLove''

-->--'''''Blog/TheComicsCurmudgeon''''' [[https://joshreads.com/2019/10/did-he-did-he-dye-the-overalls-himself/ on]] ''ComicStrip/DennisTheMenaceUS''

->I really do like kids. [[PinkMist They don't leave much of a mess]].

->Oh, "I'm a monster!" I haven't heard ''that'' one screamed at me today. Of all the people- ''[[ImAHumanitarian (coughs up a pacifier)]]'' Oh, that is just embarrassing! That's not even the right hole....

->Now that I know how Zuko got his scar, I'm inclined to share his worry. [[{{Understatement}} Ozai's not… he's not]] ''[[{{Understatement}} sentimental]]'' about children. He's not going to go easy on Aang just because he's a kid.

->Don't stand there, ya bilge rats -- GET THOSE SCURVY BRATS!!

->Arr, that meddling little brat! I'm gonna get rid of him for good.

->Now don't cry, little girl. They only eat when I tell them to.

->This is an unholy demon. I'm sending it back to Hell where it belongs.

->Remember the bad guys, on those [[SaturdayMorningCartoon shows you used to watch on Saturday mornings]]? Well, ''[[{{Mooks}} these guys]]'' are [[WellThisIsNotThatTrope not like those guys]]. They won't exercise restraint because you're children. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis They. Will. Kill you]] if they get the chance. Do ''not'' give them that chance.
-->-- '''Helen''' to Violet and Dash,[[note]][[{{Reconstruction}} Don't worry]]; [[BadassAdorable the kids can more than handle themselves]][[/note]] ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles1''

->"Only one boy...? A few hundred and it's somewhat worth my time. A few thousand means good money and some job satisfaction. Fun for me begins when I'm counting in hundreds of thousands!"

->Children... Ah! Killing them is actually a great favor to mankind and for each person on the face of this planet, especially when those damn "cute little fucking faces" give false hopes to the humanity. I love to kill them, they are more attractive dead. I'm not the "villain" here, I'm just ridding the world of these pests.
-->-- '''Minerva Liddell''', ''Date AST Like'' [[note]][[SpellMyNameWithAnS also known as]] ''Date A Strike''; a {{spinoff}} of ''Literature/DateALive''[[/note]]

-->-- '''Jaime Lannister''', who averts the trope half a page later by admitting to himself that [[WouldNotHurtAChild he's bluffing]], ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire''

->Threaten a child and you will unite [[MamaBear its]] [[PapaWolf parents]] against you. ''Kill'' a child and those who have lost it will retreat in mourning. Those around them will feel their pain and likewise look to their own families. They will keep their children close and out of schools. [...] This makes the Rebellion look unforgivably weak.

-->--''The Emperor's Old Bones,'' by Gemma Files

->You'd think to children, I'd be cuter\\

Says here I should get a job as a [[SadistTeacher school tutor]]

->"If you try to interfere, this becomes a much simpler matter. I will kill your wife. I will kill your son. I will kill your infant daughter."

->"Well, looks like getting rid of a baby made my to-do list."

->"You're right; [[EvenEvilHasStandards I would never harm a child]]. But then, [[HostageForMacGuffin I knew you wouldn't either]]."

->"So, who are we killing? [[WouldntHurtAChild I won't do kids, that's a rule.]] [[ImmediateSelfContradiction But that rule is negotiable]] [[AssholeVictim if the kid's a dick.]]"

->"The thing I hate about pedophiles is that they [[SortingAlgorithmOfEvil give other child killers a bad name]]. [[BlackComedy Like there's no other reason to kill a kid.]] I mean, what if he [[DisproportionateRetribution looked at you wrong]]? That's why if I ever have to kill a kid, I'm doing it from a safe distance with a sniper rifle. [[EvenEvilHasStandards That way people will know I'm not some kind of sicko]]."
-->-- '''John Steinberg'''

->'"Suffer the little children for they will be disturbed."
-->-- '''Batbilig Chinzorig''', Quelf

->I want to clear something up with you Tony, before I kill you. When you move 400 kilos a month, it's imperative that you ''do'' kill children. That way, heroes don't get confused and go on ''Series/SixtyMinutes''. They instead crawl back into the hole they came from.

->"It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like these, [[EnfanteTerrible kids]] like [[OmnicidalManiac you]]... [[WhamLine SHOULD BE BURNING IN HELL.]]"

->[[TestedOnHumans Why the children]]? Are we explorers of science or bogeymen?\\
[[MathematiciansAnswer Yes]].

->They liked the money. But they liked the killing even more... they thrived on fear, and blood, the blood of lawmen, the blood of women, and even the ''blood of children''.

->You have the boy castrated and turned into a eunuch. [[WhatTheHellPlayer You're a real piece of work, aren't you?]]

-->--'''The Maze Meister''' taunting '''Peter''' while holding his daughter and two other children hostage above a cliff, ''[[http://www.screen7.co.uk/#!/mr-maze Mr. Maze]]''

->Listen, like I told your captain, the orphanage attacked me! It was self-defense!

->"So I've never killed a kid before... ''but I'm open to new experiences.''"
-->-- '''Sips''', WebAnimation/DingoDoodles' "Fools Gold"

->'''Edward''': You know, [[BerserkButton if he keeps calling me a girl]], [[AdaptationalJerkass I'm going to have to kill him.]]\\

->''"[[HangingJudge NO AMNESTY]] [[DropTheHammer FOR MINORS!]]"''

->[[HostageForMcGuffin The code]]. No tricks or she'll make quite an ugly stain on the street.

->You two wait here! I've got some children I need to make into corpses!
->When I get my hands on you kids, I'm gonna DISASSEMBLE YOUR MOLECULES!
->Alright, Ford, times up! I've got the kids! I think I'm going to kill one of them now ''just for the heck of it!''

->Aw, man, I love being mean to kids.

'''Tom:''' [[BluntYes Actually, yes]]. It's been my dream [[BoomerangBigot since I was a boy]]. ''[Long {{beat}} as the kids stare at him.]'' I was a strange child. Whee! ''[tosses them over]''

->Oh, I could never hurt a child... ''but I should at least try!''

'''Mustang''': Oh please... [[BringIt try]]. I promise you, it'll be over (Nintendo Switch sync sound effect) [[IncrediblyLamePun in a snap.]]\\

->'''Edward''': You know, [[BeserkButton if he keeps calling me a girl]], [[AdaptationalJerkass I'm going to have to kill him.]]\\

-->-- '''[[TheFundamentalist Judge Claude Frollo]]''', ''[[WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDameDisney The Hunchback of Notre Dame]]''

->Remember the bad guys, on those [[SaturdayMorningCartoon shows you used to watch on Saturday mornings?]] Well, ''[[{{Mooks}} these guys]]'' are [[WellThisIsNotThatTrope not like those guys.]] They won't exercise restraint because you're children. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis They. Will. Kill you.]] If they get the chance. Do NOT give them that chance.
-->-- '''Helen''' to Violet and Dash [[note]][[{{Reconstruction}} Don't worry]]; [[BadassAdorable the kids can more than handle themselves]][[/note]], ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles''

'''Producer''': Was he just going ot use a death curse on an eleven-year-old on school grounds?\\

->[[HostageForMcGuffin The code]]. No tricks, or she'll make quite an ugly stain on the street.

'''Milhouse:''' ''(to his parents)'' I hope they win, or Mr. Burns said he's coming back.

->When I get my hands on you kids, I'm gonna DISASSEMBLE YOUR MOLECULES!
-->-- '''Bill Cipher''', ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls''

->Alright, Ford, times up! I've got the kids! I think I'm going to kill one of them now ''just for the heck of it!''
-->-- '''Bill Cipher''', ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls''

-->-- ''LightNovel/GoblinSlayer''

-->-- '''Minerva Liddell''', ''Date AST Like'' [[note]][[SpellMyNameWithAnS also known as]] ''Date A Strike''; a {{spinoff}} of ''LightNovel/DateALive''[[/note]]

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-->-- '''Harry Lime''', ''Film/HomeAlone''

-->-- '''Film/{{Gandhi}}''