History Quotes / WhattheHellHero

->Frequently asked questions: Why can't I kill more than 50 people? Answer: The fuck is wrong with you? Please go see a therapist, you psycho.
-->--'''[[TalkingWeapon Skippy]]''', ''Videogame/Cyberpunk2077''

->Aren't you the least bit concerned that there ''might'' be a Hell?

->I think what hurts the most is that you call yourself a superhero!

->Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves, humiliatin' your sister 'n me like that. We don't wanna talk to any of y'all right now, so take your gossip column and your embarrassing photos and ''gooooo away!''

->''Wanda, I never wanted to see you — any of you — again. I hated you. Because when I needed you most, you betrayed me.'' (''starts to tear up in quiet anger'') ''There I was, pregnant by an unknown source, [[ExpressDelivery running through a nine-month term literally overnight]] — confused, shaken to the core of my being as a person. A person, a woman. I turned to you for help, and I got jokes. ComicBook/TheWasp thought it was great and [[ComicBook/XMen The Beast]] offered to play teddy bear. Your concerns were for the baby, not for [[ChildByRape how it came to be]] — nor of the cost to me of that conception. You took everything Marcus said at face value. You didn't question, you didn't doubt. You simply let me go with a wave and a bouncy '''bon voyage'''. That was your mistake for which I paid the price. '''My''' mistake was trusting you.''

'''Amazing Spider-Man:''' MY FUTURE IS MEANINGLESS WITHOUT HER!

'''Kyle:''' Of course I hate that bastard! [[TheLostLenore Maybe even more than you!]] But that doesn't mean… We can't just ''let'' innocent people get hurt!

'''Kyle:''' Of course I hate that bastard! [[PuppyLove Maybe even more than you!]] But that doesn't mean… We can't just ''let'' innocent people get hurt!

->'''Carol:''' ''[turns to Boyfriend]'' And you! I'm surprised at you The Boyfriend. Picking on someone who's just trying to live their life. You're no better than that "Daddy Dearest" you keep on fighting!\\
'''Boyfriend:''' (speaking very fast) But I just wanted to witness his unbeatable technique so that I could copy it and--\\
'''Carol:''' And let it destroy your life and career, too? Well, it's a good thing I was there to check in on him or you very well might have.

->'''Ryan:''' Told ya I'd come to the game.\\
'''Samson:''' You think this is funny? You just endangered everyone in the zoo!\\
'''Ryan:''' I'm sorry—\\
'''Samson:''' For what?! Chasing the gazelles or costing us the game? All you do is sit up in your tree and sulk!\\
'''Ryan:''' If you just...\\
'''Samson:''' What's the problem? Is this all because you can't roar?! ''[Ryan flinches, and [[WasTooHardOnHim Samson looks ashamed]]]'' Ryan, I didn't mean that...\\
'''Ryan:''' Know what I'm doing when I'm sulking in my tree? I'm thinking how great it would be if Samson the Wild wasn't my father.\\
'''Samson:''' Ryan, I didn't...\\
'''Ryan:''' 'Cause it would make being Ryan the Lame a lot easier.\\
'''Samson:''' ''[as Ryan runs off]'' Ryan, I'm sorry.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheWild''

->You had to kill him. [[ItMakesSenseInContext The boy cries you a sweater of tears]]… and you kill him. How are you gonna to live with yourself?
-->-- '''Mr. Krabs''' to '''Squidward''' in ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "Dying for Pie"

->'''Squidward:''' Mr. Krabs, [[ICantBelieveImSayingThis I can't believe I'm saying this]], but how could you trade [=SpongeBob=] for 62 cents?!\\
'''Mr. Krabs:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint You think I could've gotten more?]]\\
'''Squidward:''' He stuck up for you, and ''[[UngratefulBastard you sold him out]]''. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "Born Again Krabs"

->''Wanda, I never wanted to see you — any of you — again. I hated you. Because when I needed you most, you betrayed me.'' (''starts to tear up in quiet anger'') ''That was your mistake for which I paid the price. There I was, pregnant by an unknown source, [[ExpressDelivery running through a nine-month term literally overnight]] — confused, shaken to the core of my being as a person. A person, a woman. I turned to you for help, and I got jokes. ComicBook/TheWasp thought it was great and [[ComicBook/XMen The Beast]] offered to play teddy bear. Your concerns were for the baby, not for [[ChildByRape how it came to be]] — nor of the cost to me of that conception. You took everything Marcus said at face value. You didn't question, you didn't doubt. You simply let me go with a wave and a bouncy '''bon voyage'''. That was your mistake for which I paid the price. '''My''' mistake was trusting you.''

->''"Goku, you're mistaken... Gohan isn't a fighter like you. Does Gohan know about your plan? Did you even talk to him about it before the Cell Games? Do you want to know what Gohan is thinking right now?! He isn't thinking about anger, he's thinking, "Why isn't my father coming to rescue me from pain and death?! My father seems to value a fair, manly fight more than my own life." Never forget that even though he may be the strongest of all of us, ''he's still a child!!'' I'd rather die than wait!"''

-->-- '''Jin Sakai''', ''VideoGame/GhostOfTsushima''

->"OI! IDIOT!! We're all here to celebrate your best friend's day, and you're acting like ''THIS''!?!""

->''Wanda, I never wanted to see you — any of you — again. I hated you. Because when I needed you most, you betrayed me.'' (''starts to tear up in quiet anger'') ''That was your mistake for which I paid the price. There I was, pregnant by an unknown source, running through a nine-month term literally overnight — confused, shaken to the core of my being as a person. A person, a woman. I turned to you for help, and I got jokes. ComicBook/TheWasp thought it was great and [[ComicBook/XMen The Beast]] offered to play teddy bear. Your concerns were for the baby, not for [[ChildByRape how it came to be]] — nor of the cost to me of that conception. You took everything Marcus said at face value. You didn't question, you didn't doubt. You simply let me go with a wave and a bouncy '''bon voyage'''. That was your mistake for which I paid the price. '''My''' mistake was trusting you.''

->''Wanda, I never wanted to see you — any of you — again. I hated you. Because when I needed you most, you betrayed me.'' (''starts to tear up in quiet anger'') ''That was your mistake for which I paid the price. There I was, pregnant by an unknown source, running through a nine-month term literally overnight — confused, shaken to the core of my being as a person. A person, a woman. I turned to you for help, and I got jokes. ComicBook/TheWasp thought it was great and ComicBook/XMen The Beast]] offered to play teddy bear. Your concerns were for the baby, not for [[ChildByRape how it came to be]] — nor of the cost to me of that conception. You took everything Marcus said at face value. You didn't question, you didn't doubt. You simply let me go with a wave and a bouncy '''bon voyage'''. That was your mistake for which I paid the price. '''My''' mistake was trusting you.''

->''Wanda, I never wanted to see you — any of you — again. I hated you. Because when I needed you most, you betrayed me.'' (''starts to tear up in quiet anger'') ''That was your mistake for which I paid the price. There I was, pregnant by an unknown source, running through a nine-month term literally overnight — confused, shaken to the core of my being as a person. A person, a woman. I turned to you for help, and I got jokes. ComicBook/TheWasp thought it was great and ComicBook/TheBeast offered to play teddy bear. Your concerns were for the baby, not for [[ChildByRape how it came to be]] — nor of the cost to me of that conception. You took everything Marcus said at face value. You didn't question, you didn't doubt. You simply let me go with a wave and a bouncy '''bon voyage'''. That was your mistake for which I paid the price. '''My''' mistake was trusting you.''

->''Wanda, I never wanted to see you — any of you — again. I hated you. Because when I needed you most, you betrayed me.'' (''starts to tear up in quiet anger'') ''That was your mistake for which I paid the price. There I was, pregnant by an unknown source, running through a nine-month term literally overnight — confused, shaken to the core of my being as a person. A person, a woman. I turned to you for help, and I got jokes. The Wasp thought it was great and the Beast offered to play teddy bear. Your concerns were for the baby, not for [[ChildByRape how it came to be]] — nor of the cost to me of that conception. You took everything Marcus said at face value. You didn't question, you didn't doubt. You simply let me go with a wave and a bouncy '''bon voyage'''. That was your mistake for which I paid the price. '''My''' mistake was trusting you.''

-->-- '''[[ComicBook/TheMightyThor Thor]]''' calling out '''ComicBook/IronMan''' in the aftermath of ''ComicBook/CivilWar''

'''ComicBook/IronMan:''' We had some intelligence via Shi'ar sources, but it was vague. Frankly, we thought it was just another Kree border squabble. And we ''were'' [[ComicBook/CivilWar a little busy]].\\

->Which one, Goku? Which of your concussions made you think that this was a good idea?!
-->--'''Piccolo''', ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'', episode 59

->'''Piccolo:''' Well... seems like you thought of ''almost'' everything.\\
'''Goku:''' I just treated it like one big fight... kinda like everything in my life.\\
'''Piccolo:''' Unfortunately, you skipped one small detail.\\
'''Goku:''' Whuzzat?\\
'''Piccolo:''' '''[[SuddenlyShouting GOHAN DOESN'T LIKE FIGHTING, YOU MORON!]]'''\\
'''Goku:''' Whaaaaaaaat? Nooooooo.... ''[looks back and sees Gohan getting crushed to death and not fighting back]'' I mean... right?\\
'''Piccolo:''' Have you ''ever'', in your '''life''', actually asked your son what he likes?\\
'''Goku:''' [[OhCrap Umm... but...]] he went in that chamber with me for that whole year.\\
'''Piccolo:''' Because he wanted to spend time with you! His FATHER! The man who spends half his time training, and the other half DEAD! '''SOMETIMES BOTH!!'''\\
'''Goku:''' I mean... does anyone else..?\\
'''Trunks:''' Yeah, a little bit.\\
'''Krillin:''' I mean...\\
'''Yamcha:''' Yeah.\\
'''Tien:''' Pretty hard to dispute.\\
'''Cell:''' ''[still crushing Gohan]'' Eh, no one's perfect!\\
'''Goku:''' [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone ...I've made a terrible mistake.]]\\
'''Piccolo:''' '''[[SarcasmMode "OH, I'VE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE!!"]]''' ''That's you.''
-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'', episode 60 part 1

->“Sunny… Sunny’s still recovering from the fight with Basil,” Hero said, sparing a glance at the still unconscious boy. “He might have a concussion, or maybe he’s still delirious from whatever medication they put him on.”\\
“Maybe!?” Aubrey snapped.\\
Her yell made Sunny back up further away. She cast him a sad, apologetic look before turning back to Hero. “You think that’s fake?” She asked, in a milder tone.

-->-- ''Literature/{{Worm}}'', [[http://parahumans.wordpress.com/2013/01/26/queen-18-3/ Queen 18.3]][[note]]This one is somewhat mitigated by the fact that the heroine who [[PeoplePuppets (apparently)]] tried to hang herself because of Skitter was a NominalHero and AssholeVictim of the highest order, directly responsible for Skitter's TraumaticSuperpowerAwakening in the first place. Clockblocker doesn't know any of this and Skitter doesn't tell him. His speech still reaches her.[[/note]]

-->-- '''[[SherlockScan Tattletale]]''', ''Literature/{{Worm}}''

->'''Roy:''' We know the worm is [[Literature/{{Dune}} attracted to the spice]], and Belkar's body is saturated with the stuff. If we dangle him in front of what passes for its nose, it will move forward toward the source of the smell-\\

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->'''[[VillainProtagonist Skitter]]:''' There are rules, Dragon. Expectations. I fought [[OmnicidalManiac Leviathan]], I fought the Nine. I was there for the fight against the Class-S threat downtown. I don't want to sound arrogant, but I think maybe I deserve to, a little. [[EnemyMine I've done my share]]. You don't turn around and [[spoiler:[[TheUnmasking reveal my identity in front of a crowd]].]]\\
'''[[ArtificialIntelligence Dragon]]:''' It wasn't by choice.\\
'''Skitter:''' You choose to follow ''them''. It's not like twenty or thirty heroes haven't [[DefectorFromDecadence walked away from the Protectorate]], recently.\\
'''[[TheAtoner Defiant]]:''' [[GrayAndGreyMorality It's not that simple]], Skitter.\\
'''Skitter:''' [[BlackAndGrayMorality It's never simple]]. But sometimes you have to take the hard road. Sometimes you have to recognize that the people calling the shots [[GeneralFailure don't know what they're doing]]. Because ''this?'' [[HostageSituation Picking a fight in a school?]] There's no way this makes sense.
-->-- ''Literature/{{Worm}}'', [[http://parahumans.wordpress.com/2013/04/02/chrysalis-20-5/ Chrysalis 20.5]]
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->'''Erik:''' [[BroughtDownToNormal How did you lose them?]]\\
'''Charles:''' The treatment for my spine affects my DNA.\\
'''Erik:''' You've sacrificed your powers so you could ''[[DisappointedByTheMotive walk]]?''\\
'''Charles:''' I sacrificed my powers so that I could ''sleep''. What do you know about it?\\
'''Erik:''' [[UsefulNotes/TheHolocaust I've lost my fair share.]]\\
'''Charles:''' Ha. [[FreudianExcuseIsNoExcuse Dry your eyes Erik. Doesn't justify what you've done.]]\\
'''Erik:''' [[IDidWhatIHadToDo You have no idea what I've done.]]\\
'''Charles:''' I know that you took the things that meaned the most to me.\\
'''Erik:''' Well maybe you should have fought ''harder'' for them.\\
'''Charles:''' You want a fight Erik, I will give you a fight! YOU ABANDONED ME! [[TheLostLenore You took her away]], and you've abandoned me!\\
'''Erik:''' Angel, Azazel, Emma, Banshee. Mutant brothers and sisters: all dead! Countless others: [[StrappedToAnOperatingTable experimented on. Butchered!]] '''''[[SuddenlyShouting WHERE WERE YOU, CHARLES?!]]''''' [[WeHelpTheHelpless We were supposed to protect them!]] Where were you when you're own people needed you? '''[[AchillesInHisTent Hiding!]]''' You and Hank. Pretending to be something you're not! ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis You. Abandoned. Us. All!]]''
-->-- ''Film/XMenDaysOfFuturePast''

->''"You [[SuperPoweredRobotMeterMaids put munitions chips in TOYS!?]]"''
-->-- '''Irwin''', ''Film/SmallSoldiers''

-->--''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy''

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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'', "[[Recap/TeenTitansS1E9Masks Masks]]"

-->-- '''Coby''', ''Franchise/OnePiece'' (English Dub)

-->-- '''Shiraori''' to [[spoiler:Sariel]], ''LightNovel/SoImASpiderSoWhat''

->'''Susan:''' First, you attack [[WesternAnimation/DespicableMe Gru]] after just meeting him. Then, you accuse him of things he didn't do, and even recorded false evidence just to put him in jail. Then, you threatened to have child services take his daughters away! And now this! I can't even remember the last time you did any hero work! I mean, where were you when Hypno-Joe tried to make me his wife again?!