History Quotes / VillainWithGoodPublicity

-->--'''Lukas on his mother Moswen''' ''Literature/LoomingGaia'', "Allmother's Gift"

-->--'''Lukas,''' ''Literature/LoomingGaia'', "Allmother's Gift"

'''Old Man:''': [[ShutUpKirk Through persecution]].\\

->Prison:'' A fishbowl for guppies. The real sharks get to stay in the ocean, and never fall into the mariners' nets. They instead [[SleazyPolitician run for elected office]] [[CorruptCorporateExecutive and make fortunes on Wall Street.]] Never do the big fish see the inside of an aquarium.'

->188''. I will funnel some of my ill-gotten gains into urban renewal projects. Although slums add a quaint and picturesque quality to any city, they too often contain unexpected allies for heroes.\\

->'''Mudder:''' (''singing "The Ballad of Jayne Cobb"'') He robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor / Stood up to the man and he gave him what for / Our love for him now, ain't hard to explain / The hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne! ♪\\

-->-- ''{{Series/Firefly}}'', "Jayneston"

->"I can't stop [[CantGetInTroubleForNuthin the horrible respect]] people have for me."

-->--''Series/TheXFiles'', "John Doe"

->"If the devil himself was walking this Earth, he’d definitely be working in PR."

-->--''Series/ForeverKnight'', "Dying to See You"

-->--''Series/{{Blackadder}}'', "Money"

->'''Baron Harkonnen:''' [[TheBrute The moron]]'s appetite for killing never ceases to amaze me.
->'''Feyd:''' By the time he's finished, there won't be a population left to rule.
->'''Baron Harkonnen:''' Cheer up, lovely boy! I merely allow him to brutalize them, to savage them, until ''you'' arrive! The handsome Feyd, to rescue them from [[ABeastInNameAndNature the Beast Rabban]]! Oh, they will be ripe for you, lovely boy. "[[EngineeredHeroics Feyd the savior]]!" There will be cheering in the streets! You can even give them your brother's head as a gift, if you like... and then you will squeeze, like the grips of a vice, so our treasuries become fat with the profits of Spice!
-->--''Series/FrankHerbertsDune''

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLorax'', "How Bad Can I Be?"

->'''[[spoiler: Game epilogue]]:''' ...[[spoiler: Korgan]] was last seen burying his [[AnAxeToGrind axe]] in the gullet of a [[ReligionOfEvil high priest of Lolth]], [[BloodKnight laughing as he struck]]. Dwarven legend immortalized the image, and his [[AxeCrazy bloodlust]] is now called a crusade. History, it seems, finds more heroes than madmen."''

->''"While everyone else believed that [[AdaptationalVillainy Mari]] was a good person, Hero believed her to be perfect. Sunny wanted to tell him what Mari does. That despite all the lovey dovey talk and touches and kisses, Mari was [[VillainousIncest more intimate with her own little brother]] than him.\\\

->''Creator/DonaldTrump, arguably the grossest person in America, gets his mug plastered on the list as well, with ''Forbes'' describing the current massive fraud suit against him as part of his "circus". OH YES, WHAT A FUN RIDE IT IS TO FUCK PEOPLE OVER.''
-->--'''[[http://www.gq.com/blogs/the-feed/2013/09/make-it-stop-the-worst-of-the-week-of-092013.html Drew Magary]]''', ''Make It Stop''

->''We’ve heard conflicting reports about the fate of Creator/EllenDegeneres‘ show since ''[=BuzzFeed=]'' published their expose wherein current and former employees complained about a toxic environment behind the scenes, including allegations of racism, sexism, and sexual misconduct at the hands of executive producers...so in order to move forward, morale must be improved by cramming the words ''“fun”'' and ''“happy”'' down everybody’s throat like geese at a FUN! foie gras factory.''
-->--'''[[https://dlisted.com/2020/08/04/producers-told-employees-of-the-ellen-degeneres-show-that-the-show-will-go-on/#more-377102 Mieka]]''', "To that end, ice cream and tickle breaks between floggings will be the new norm"

->'''OOC:''' Do you hear the fuckin' reaction he got when he came out? ''Who's still cheering'' this fuckin' guy? after all he's done? I just... I just don't understand it. He clearly ''[[FanHater hates every single person]]'' sitting in this crowd, and you are cheering.\\
'''V1:''' He hates ''[[HatesTheJobLovesTheLimelight wrestling!]]''
-->--''WebVideo/OSWReview'' on Wrestling/KevinNash,Ep. 34

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->''The soul of wit may become the very body of untruth.''
-->-- '''Aldous Huxley''', ''Literature/BraveNewWorld Revisited''

->"This country has nothing to fear from the crooked man who fails. We put him in jail. It is the crooked man who succeeds who is a threat to this country."
-->-- '''UsefulNotes/TheodoreRoosevelt''', October 25, 1905

->"Can it really be the case that no one knew what he was doing? Did some turn a blind eye to criminality? Did some prefer not to follow up their suspicions because of this criminal's popularity and place in the schedules?"
-->-- '''Lord Patten''', Chairman of the {{Creator/BBC}}, on Jimmy Savile

->'''Joe Scarborough:''' He gives great advice. And listen, if he's got [[AllNaturalSnakeOil magic coffee beans]], I want some of that.\\
'''John:''' You ''[[ViewersAreGoldfish JUST SHOWED A REPORT THAT IMPLIED THEY DIDN'T WORK!]]'' You basically just did an [[Literature/TheEmperorsNewClothes Emperor's New Clothes]] piece and then ended it by saying, "By the way, the Emperor's tailor was incredible. ''That'' guy can stitch."
-->--''Series/LastWeekTonightWithJohnOliver'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA0wKeokWUU on]] ''Series/TheDoctorOzShow''

->''In the world of the wealthy, liberalism is something you do to offset your rapacious behavior in other spheres. It’s no coincidence that, in Weinstein’s desperate first response to the accusations against him, he thought to promise war against the National Rifle Association and to support scholarships for women.''
-->-- '''Thomas Frank''', "[[https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/oct/21/harvey-weinstein-liberal-world What Harvey Weinstein tells us about the liberal world]]"

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->'''Mr. Earl Brooks :''' How did you find me, Mr. Smith?\\

'''Mr. Smith :''' You're "Man of the Year", Mr. Brooks.\\

Brooks : Lucky me. What is it that I can help you with?\\

'''Smith :''' I've been watching that couple for months. Yeah, they like to make love with the blinds open. Sometimes I would take pictures; visual aids for later. It's a great way to get off, I'll tell you that. It was fun, I thought, until I saw you kill them. And I have never, ever, felt a... a... rush that like, ever. I know you're the Thumbprint Killer. You've done this before. What I want... is for you, to take me with you next time you kill someone. And I'd like that to be soon.\\

-->--''Film/MrBrooks''

->"There you have it, folks. Conclusive proof, that [[ComicBook/SpiderMan Spider-Man]] [[FrameUp was responsible for the brutal murder of]] ComicBook/{{Mysterio}}! An interdimensional warrior who gave his life to protect our planet, and who will no doubt, [[TheBadGuyWins go down in history as]] [[PosthumousVillainVictory the greatest superhero of all time!]]"

-->--'''Lois Lane''' on '''Lex Author''', ''WesternAnimation/SupermanDoomsday''

-->-- '''Frank Fontaine''', ''VideoGame/Bioshock1''

->"Nobody's supposed to live [[WrongSideOfTheTracks down here]], city pissin' on us. Never dry. [[CorruptCorporateExecutive Ryan]] doesn't care and [[TheBarnum Fontaine]]'s a damn crook... but [[PsychoPsychologist Doctor Lamb]] cares. We're still people to her. She's offering [[MoreThanMindControl free mental counseling]] on Sundays. When I go, I get the feeling [[UtopiaJustifiesTheMeans she's got a plan for Rapture]]... and for me."
-->--'''Grace Holloway,''' ''VideoGame/Bioshock2''

->''"One is evil, but you can deal with him, because he [[EvenEvilHasStandards actually harbors beliefs]]. The other one will tell any lie, wear any mask, to become president, and not only that, he fucking hates you, and he's doing this just so he can [[ForTheEvulz make your lives hell]]. And who do you think they vote for? Stupid."''

How bad can I be? Just look at me [[PhotoOpWithTheDog pettin' this puppy]]\\

And [[ArmyOfLawyers the lawyers are denying]]\\

'''Bond:''' I'm sure he's [[EvenBadMenLoveTheirMamas very kind to his mother.]]

-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/dungeons-and-dragons/ on Profion]], ''Film/DungeonsAndDragons''

->'''[[spoiler: Game epilogue]]:''' ...[[spoiler: Korgan]] was last seen burying his [[AnAxeToGrind axe]] in the gullet of a [[ReligionOfEvil high priest of Lolth]], [[BloodKnight laughing as he struck]]. Dwarven legend immortalized the image, and his [[AxeCrazy bloodlust]] is now called a [[CrazyAwesome crusade]]. History, it seems, finds more heroes than madmen."''