History Quotes / UnreliableNarrator

-->-- '''Alan-a-Dale''', ''WesternAnimation/RobinHood''

->'''Janis''': It's a [[MoralityTale cautionary tale]] of fear and lust and pride/[[BasedOnATrueStory Based on actual events]] where people DIED\\

->'''Future Ted:''' ''(narrating)'' Kids, pornography is bad, and so I was getting rid of that vile pornography right away.\\
'''Ted:''' ''(present)'' I am getting rid of this vile pornography right away.\\
'''Future Ted:''' ...when something terrible happened.\\
''(Present!Ted trips, [[BlatantLies one of the porn tapes flies around the room and lands in VCR]])''
-->-- ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', "[[Recap/HowIMetYourMotherS5E07TheRoughPatch The Rough Patch]]"

-->-- '''Alan-a-Dale''', ''Disney/RobinHood''

->''"And that's how Equestria was made!"''
-->-- [[CloudCuckoolander Pinkie Pie,]] after telling a story about how she got her cutie mark, WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic

-->-- ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', "[[Recap/HowIMetYourMotherS5E7TheRoughPatch The Rough Patch]]"

-->-- ''Series/HowIMetYourMother''

'''Future Ted:''' ''(narrating)'' ...when something terrible happened.\\

-->-- '''Shari''', Gargoyles

'''Richard:''' No, we haven't! Stop saying things in voiceover that aren't true!\\

-->-- '''Gallan''', ''Literature/ForgeOfDarkness''

-->-- ''Series/TheGrandTour'', S1:E9, "Burks to the Future"

->'''Jeremy:''' ''[voiceover]'' We'd only gone a few miles before Richard and James ''completely'' changed their minds, and realised that the Excellent was the best car they'd ever been in!\\

-- ''Series/TheGrandTour'', S1:E9, "Burks to the Future"

-->-- ''Series/TheGrandTour'', Season 1, Episode 9, "Burks to the Future"

-- ''Series/TheGrandTour'', Season 1, Episode 9, "Burks to the Future"

-->-- '''Aradia''' and '''[[spoiler:Alt!Calliope]]''', ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''

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-->-- '''Aradia''' and '''[[spoiler:Alt!Calliope]]''', ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''

-->-- '''Aradia''' and '''[[spoiler:Alt!Calliope]]''', ''Webcomic/Homestuck''

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->''Within the first five minutes, we see our lead Grant has a bump on the head and is hallucinating things. So immediately we know we can’t trust our storyteller and that the movie is building to a bullshit twist. That is not a good start because at that point I also lost interest.... In the second act you may be partially tricked that the twist has already come. Grant finally (FINALLY) runs into Joey. Joey explains though that he was not trying to kill Grant but Marissa because (get this) Marissa is a demon who lures its prey with sex then drains your life force. Temporarily my interest is piqued as I rather like the concept of Tom Sizemore as a demon slayer who is fighting sex demon Katherine Heigl. Throw in Creator/MelGibson as Sizemore’s partner and [[TheyWastedAPerfectlyGoodPlot you have the makings of one of the funniest buddy movies ever]]. So the second half is spend with Joey and Grant hunting Marissa.\\\

-->-- '''MercedesLackey''', "The Leslac Version"

->''Bir nodded towards Ching. “Lieutenant Leibshott has been filling me in on the recent history of your world, with some help from Lieutenant Katsuragi. She’s taken pains to stress that she was only telling me what was operationally necessary, and was keeping back sensitive details that pertained to you two for both professional and personal reasons.” He threw a wry look at Misato, who was pretending to study the map on the battle table’s display. “Although Lieutenant Katsuragi was only too happy to offer her own observations and speculations on that front at times. Some of them were very exotic and creative.”\\

->"''She says I'm only tellin' half of it''
->''That's probably 'cause there's only half worth tellin'''"

-->'''Caption:''' ''Knowwhere''\\

-->--[[CloudCuckoolander Pinkie Pie,]] after telling a story about how she got her cutie mark, WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic

-->--'''Shari''', Gargoyles

-->--'''Rocket Raccoon''' narrating the events of ''What If: infinity: GuardiansOfTheGalaxy'' (what follows is every character repeating their catchphrase and Star-Lord going on about daddy issues for two pages in the middle of a fight)

-->''[[VisualNovel/UminekoWhenTheyCry End of the Golden Witch]]'', "????"

-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.break.com/article/the-12-best-arnold-kills-out-of-all-509-2554063 "The 12 Best Arnold Kills (Out of 509)"]]

-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2012/12/05/zyzzyx-road-2006-john-penney/ on]] ''Film/ZyzzyxRoad'' (2006)

--> -- '''L.N.Gumilev''', "[[RealityIsUnrealistic Searches for an Imaginary Kingdom]]".

-->--''Fanfic/ACrownOfStars'', ''[[http://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/posts/2578680/ chapter 49]]''

-->-- ComicBook/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy (2015) #5