History for Quotes/UnfortunateNames

->'''Buttplug:''' What even was it that you said? I… I'm a toy that goes up butts? You really think I'm that shitty?\\
'''Optimus Prime:''' No one's saying you're shitty, Buttplug. ''(aside)'' Cliffjumper, look what you did. You upset Buttplug.\\
'''Cliffjumper:''' What? [[InnocentlyInsensitive No, that's not what I—]]\\
'''Buttplug:''' This name means something, y'know! I came from a long line of honorable Autobots! My creator was a Buttblug, ''his'' creator was a Buttplug, there's been a Buttplug in my family for centuries!\\
'''Cliffjumper:''' That— that's definitely a long line of Buttplugs.\\
'''Buttplug:''' And we're union folk, y'know? When it came to Cybertronian rights, we… we Buttplugs, we've ''always'' pushed through to the end!\\
'''Cliffjumper:''' That's… that's so…\\
'''Optimus Prime:''' That's very brave of you, Buttplug.\\
'''Buttplug:''' But if that's what ya really think of me, then I'll just pull out!\\
'''Optimus Prime:''' Don't pull out, Buttplug!\\
'''Cliffjumper:''' D-do you hear yourselves?\\
'''Buttplug:''' No, don't bother! I know well enough when I'm not wanted around! Buttplug, pulling out!\\
''(Buttplug leaves the conversation, sobbing)''\\
'''Optimus Prime:''' …You just had to be up Buttplug's ass, didn't you?\\
'''Cliffjumper:''' I… I think I'm going crazy.
-->-- [[https://youtu.be/fcPx7QM4PLw?feature=shared "Transformers Have Weird Names"]] by '''[[https://www.youtube.com/@TomSchalkOfficial Tom Shalk]]''' (feat. '''WebVideo/SolidJJ''') (based on ''WesternAnimation/TheTransformers'')

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->"[[AuthorFilibuster This is the problem.]] My name is "Mick", right? So it sounds like "dick", and [[KidsAreCruel when you're a kid]], right - and my last name used to be "Cooper" - so it was "Dick Pooper" for a long time. But then it was 'Mick Lauer' and I moved to Taiwan when that happened. It's not "Dick Power", quite the opposite, "老二 ''[=lǎo'èr=]''" is "penis" in Chinese. You do the [[LastNameBasis last name first]], so you would say like "劳尔·迈克 (''Láo ěr·Màikè'')". [...] So they'd all be like "Hey, ''lǎo'èr''". But my first name, ''Màikè'', is like [[TeenyWeenie "rice gram"]] (米克 ''Mǐ kè''). So I was kind of fucked all the way around. [...] But after my mother got divorced a second time, I consider myself... my mom's family name - my Chinese family name - is 王 (Wáng). Which is also "wang", so I could never escape this."
-->-- '''Mick "[=RicePirate=]" Wang Lauer''', "[=SleepyCast=] 29 - [Super Sleepy Cabin of Best Friends]"

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->"[[AuthorFilibuster This is the problem.]] My name is "Mick", right? So it sounds like "dick", and [[KidsAreCruel when you're a kid]], right - — and my last name used to be "Cooper" - — so it was "Dick Pooper" for a long time. But then it was ~~'Mick Lauer'~~ "Mick Lauer" and I moved to Taiwan when that happened. It's not "Dick Power", quite the opposite, "老二 ''[=lǎo'èr=]''" is "penis" in Chinese. You do the [[LastNameBasis last name first]], so you would say like "劳尔·迈克 (''Láo ěr·Màikè'')". [...] So they'd all be like "Hey, ''lǎo'èr''". But my first name, ''Màikè'', is like [[TeenyWeenie "rice ~~gram"]] (米克 ''Mǐ~~ gram"]], 米克 (''Mǐ kè''). So I was kind of fucked all the way around. [...] But after my mother got divorced a second time, I consider myself... my mom's family name - — my Chinese family name - — is ~~王 (Wáng).~~"王 (''Wáng'')". Which is also "wang", so I could never escape this."
-->-- ~~'''Mick~~ '''[[Creator/MickLauer Mick "[=RicePirate=]" Wang ~~Lauer''',~~ Lauer]]''', "[=SleepyCast=] 29 - [Super Sleepy Cabin of Best Friends]"

Konnor

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->'''Meg:''' Mr. Penisberg, I quit.
->'''Peter:''' ''Penisberg?''
->'''Mr. Penisberg:''' [[NeverHeardThatOneBefore Yeah, go on, get it out of your system...]]

to:

->'''Meg:''' Mr. Penisberg, I quit.
->'''Peter:''' ''Penisberg?''
->'''Mr.quit.\\
'''Peter:''' ''Penisberg?''\\
'''Mr. Penisberg:''' [[NeverHeardThatOneBefore Yeah, go on, get it out of your system...]]

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->''"My name is Urblad Rotgut."''
->''"That's '''your''' problem."''

to:

->''"My name is Urblad Rotgut."''
->''"That's "\\
"That's '''your''' problem."''

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-> "Shepard, this is Admiral Zal'Koris vas Qwib-Qwib. [[LampshadeHanging Do not ask about the name.]]"

to:

~~-> "Shepard,~~ ->"Shepard, this is Admiral Zal'Koris vas Qwib-Qwib. [[LampshadeHanging Do not ask about the name.]]"

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-> "You can't expect a chap with such a name as Dick Deadeye to be a popular character— now can you?"

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~~-> "You~~ ->"You can't expect a chap with such a name as Dick Deadeye to be a popular character— now can you?"

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->'''Nick''': Your company's name is GPF Software, but isn't "GPF" an abbreviation of "[[TitleDrop General Protection Fault]]", the most dreaded of Microsoft Windows error messages, from which you can only recover by a complete system shutdown?
->'''Dwayne''': Um... I'm not all that creative...

to:

~~->'''Nick''':~~ ->'''Nick:''' Your company's name is GPF Software, but isn't "GPF" an abbreviation of "[[TitleDrop General Protection Fault]]", the most dreaded of Microsoft Windows error messages, from which you can only recover by a complete system shutdown?
->'''Dwayne''': shutdown?\\
'''Dwayne:''' Um... I'm not all that creative...

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->'''Pilate''': What's so funny about 'Biggus Dickus'?\\
'''Centurion''': Well, it's a joke name, sir.\\
'''Pilate''': I have a [[ElmuhFuddSyndwome vewy gweat fwiend in Wome]] called "Biggus Dickus"! (guards start sniggering) SILENCE!

to:

~~->'''Pilate''':~~ ->'''Pilate:''' What's so funny about 'Biggus Dickus'?\\
~~'''Centurion''':~~ '''Centurion:''' Well, it's a joke name, sir.\\
~~'''Pilate''':~~ '''Pilate:''' I have a [[ElmuhFuddSyndwome vewy gweat fwiend in Wome]] called "Biggus Dickus"! (guards start sniggering) SILENCE!

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->"[[ComicBook/IronMan Mr. Stark,]] these are the Wards. This is [[Literature/{{Worm}} Clockblocker]]--"
->"Oh, ow, man. Rough deal with that power of yours. You're the Ultimate Wingman, aren't you?"
->"What?"
->Piggot furiously whispered in Stark's ear.
->"Shit. My bad. 'Clockblocker'. Not the other thing. Yeah."

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->"[[ComicBook/IronMan Mr. Stark,]] these are the Wards. This is [[Literature/{{Worm}} Clockblocker]]--"
->"Oh, Clockblocker]]--"\\
"Oh, ow, man. Rough deal with that power of yours. You're the Ultimate Wingman, aren't you?"
->"What?"
->Piggot you?"\\
"What?"\\
Piggot furiously whispered in Stark's ear.
->"Shit.ear.\\
"Shit. My bad. 'Clockblocker'. Not the other thing. Yeah."

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->"I want to put a stop to this fake name business right now! 'Tits Palmer?' Do you guys think I'm retarded?
->"You've upset Tits!"
->"Don't cry, Tits."

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->"I want to put a stop to this fake name business right now! 'Tits Palmer?' Do you guys think I'm retarded?
->"You've retarded?\\
"You've upset Tits!"
->"Don't Tits!"\\
"Don't cry, Tits."

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->'''Ram''': Yeah. Delita'Tador vas Iktomi.\\

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~~->'''Ram''':~~ ->'''Ram:''' Yeah. Delita'Tador vas Iktomi.\\

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'''Kohaku''': Gesundheit.\\
'''Ram''': No, no. That's his new name. Delita'Tador vas Iktomi.\\
'''Igno''': Hm... What does that even mean?\\
'''Kohaku''': Oh, cool. Wait, new name?\\

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~~'''Kohaku''':~~ '''Kohaku:''' Gesundheit.\\
~~'''Ram''':~~ '''Ram:''' No, no. That's his new name. Delita'Tador vas Iktomi.\\
~~'''Igno''':~~ '''Igno:''' Hm... What does that even mean?\\
~~'''Kohaku''':~~ '''Kohaku:''' Oh, cool. Wait, new name?\\

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'''Dragoness Imca''': In his language or english? Because in english......\\
'''Ram''': Yes, when quarians are born, they have a ship name with "nar" in front of it. When they complete pilgrimage and become part of a crew, they get a new ship name, with "vas" in front of it.\\

to:

'''Dragoness ~~Imca''':~~ Imca:''' In his language or english? Because in english......\\
~~'''Ram''':~~ '''Ram:''' Yes, when quarians are born, they have a ship name with "nar" in front of it. When they complete pilgrimage and become part of a crew, they get a new ship name, with "vas" in front of it.\\

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'''Ram''': ?\\
'''Igno''': (to Ram) Awesome!\\

to:

~~'''Ram''':~~ '''Ram:''' ?\\
~~'''Igno''':~~ '''Igno:''' (to Ram) Awesome!\\

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'''Longram''': (To Imca) ?\\
'''Longram''' (To Ram): Hmmm?\\
'''Kohaku''': Makes sense. He wasn't planning on having any kids with his new position, was he?\\
'''Dragoness Imca''': Don't make me explain this.\\

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~~'''Longram''':~~ '''Longram:''' (To Imca) ?\\
~~'''Longram'''~~ '''Longram:''' (To ~~Ram):~~ Ram) Hmmm?\\
~~'''Kohaku''':~~ '''Kohaku:''' Makes sense. He wasn't planning on having any kids with his new position, was he?\\
'''Dragoness ~~Imca''':~~ Imca:''' Don't make me explain this.\\

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'''Ram''': Uhhhhhh, okay.\\
'''Ram''': (To Kohaku) He might.\\
'''Igno''': Don't worry, I perfectly well understood what you guys meant.\\
'''Kohaku''': Ah. Should prove to be an interesting flight for him then.\\

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~~'''Ram''':~~ '''Ram:''' Uhhhhhh, okay.\\
~~'''Ram''':~~ '''Ram:''' (To Kohaku) He might.\\
~~'''Igno''':~~ '''Igno:''' Don't worry, I perfectly well understood what you guys meant.\\
~~'''Kohaku''':~~ '''Kohaku:''' Ah. Should prove to be an interesting flight for him then.\\

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->'''[[ComicBook/EobardThawne Reverse-Flash]]''': Who are you?\\
'''[[MirrorMatch Professor Zoom]]''': I'm Professor Zoom, and I'll-\\
'''Reverse-Flash''': Sorry, lost me at "[[AtrociousAlias Professor Zoom]]".

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->'''[[ComicBook/EobardThawne ~~Reverse-Flash]]''':~~ Reverse-Flash]]:''' Who are you?\\
'''[[MirrorMatch Professor ~~Zoom]]''':~~ Zoom]]:''' I'm Professor Zoom, and I'll-\\
~~'''Reverse-Flash''':~~ '''Reverse-Flash:''' Sorry, lost me at "[[AtrociousAlias Professor Zoom]]".

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->'''Brain:''' Pinky, AreYouPonderingWhatImPondering
->'''Pinky:''' I think so, Brain, but calling it "[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pu_pu_platter pu pu platter]]"? What were they thinking?

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->'''Brain:''' Pinky, AreYouPonderingWhatImPondering
->'''Pinky:''' AreYouPonderingWhatImPondering\\
'''Pinky:''' I think so, Brain, but calling it "[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pu_pu_platter pu pu platter]]"? What were they thinking?

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->“I’m not an impostor, at least,” ''he said.'' “Moist von Lipwig is my given name.” “Yes, I can’t imagine that you would have had any choice in the matter,” ''said Mrs. Lavish.''

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~~->“I’m~~ ->"I'm not an impostor, at ~~least,”~~ least," ''he said.'' ~~“Moist~~ "Moist von Lipwig is my given name.~~” “Yes,~~ " "Yes, I ~~can’t~~ can't imagine that you would have had any choice in the ~~matter,”~~ matter," ''said Mrs. Lavish.''

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->'''Captain Melly''': I'm Melly. S. Melly.
->'''Captain Bull''': Pity. Have a drink.

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->'''Captain ~~Melly''':~~ Melly:''' I'm Melly. S. Melly.
->'''Captain Bull''': Melly.\\
'''Captain Bull:''' Pity. Have a drink.

GateStarX

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Changed line(s) 107,108 (click to see context) from:

-->-- '''Franchise/SpiderMan''' to the second ComicBook/{{Nova}} in ''ComicBook/{{Axis}} #5''

to:

-->-- ~~'''Franchise/SpiderMan'''~~ '''ComicBook/SpiderMan''' to the second ComicBook/{{Nova}} in ''ComicBook/{{Axis}} #5''

History Quotes / UnfortunateNames