History Quotes / Tzetze

TZETZE ANGRY

FLIRTING MAKE TZETZE ANGRY

"Reading porn and shojo at the same time, I am a genius!"

— Tzetze and Zudak in Vent.

— Tzetze summing up Math, Evangelion, and Sex.

— Tzetze impersonating Ramiel

— Tzetze

—Tzetze.

— Tzetze, dazed after a troll attack.

— Tzetze, on YouTube.

"People on the internet are _watching me_"

"If the rest of the internet is as bad as everybody keep saying it is, I am going to get _raped_.

"Just how many people have quoted me?!"

"I lost count a while ago, but Furiko Maru quoting me in her signature means that I have been quoted... too many times."

— Tzetze, on Vent talking about... something.

"My favorite Kingdom Hearts character is Bugs Bunny."

— Tzetze on Vent again, to Kris Mahai

— Tzetze on this page

—Tzetze, not talking about Venhax...but he might've

—Tzetze, hopped up on sleep deprivation

—Tzetze, concerning hamsters on pianos.

"By the way, the principle /b/ 'hack' 4chan uses, DDoS, is the technological equivalent of shouting at somebody until have to they cover their ears."

"And once I said 'Oh Your God!' in front of my Mormon friend and yeah I'm not doing that again."

"I am going to punch you all WITH FIRE."

"I don't like where this is going. Or where it is. Or where it started."

"What if we talked about having sex while talking about having sex while talking about the boy the dog the girl the boy the girl the tree the lumberjack fell while he had beans up his nose fell on while it had beans up its nose flirted with while she had beans up her nose hit on while he had beans up his nose hit while she had beans up her nose bit while it had beans up his nose that ran into the store the man the woman the monster Echidna bore while she had beans up her nose ate while it had beans up its nose fired while she had beans up her nose founded while we had beans up our noses while we had beans up our noses while we had beans up our noses while we had beans up our noses while we have beans up our noses?"

"Today: claimed that a friend of mine was the lovechild of Hitler and Margaret Thatcher, thus making him future dictator of the Netherlands."

—Tzetze.

Why would they ever masturbate, what with all the absurdly rapeable women around?

Maybe we should make a rerelease of An Inconvenient Truth, but with scantily-clad women instead of bears.

MYTHOLOGIES HAVE TO BE THE DIARRHEA OF SEVERAL PEOPLE.

I figure that if a nice deity exists, they'll be nice enough to not smite me for something so minor as not believing that they exist (I mean, I know several people who don't believe that I exist, do I smite them?)

— Tzetze on {{Tropers/JBridge}}'s quotes page.

I'M SO ANGRY AT NOTHING I COULD FUCKING DESTROY THAT TH

I AM NOT SPARKLE INTERNET BOY

You people have no idea how unnerving it is for everybody to act like me.

DO YOU WANT A FLAMING SHIT CAMEL?! WELL, DO YA?!

—Tzetze on no one's really sure..

i have to EAT METAL LIKE GODDAMN SAMURAI JACK

—Tze Tze: odd confessions

—Tzetze, high on sleep deprivation. Again.

—Tzetze, on whether Chiyo or Yuki is smarter.

"Pacific couldn't draw me, his hand would explode."

"TURKEY IS WHERE FOOD GOES TO DIE"

Look, if I have to construe reality in a certain way to prove a point, I'm going to do so.

—Tzetze mimicking an Evangelist.

"This troll is really courteous. He makes "ever fuck a goat?" seem like a perfectly logical thing to say."

Tze Tze: and train it\\

"We will all move to Nebraska and then bomb it and then we will move to Mars which we will eat then, rape"

—Tze Tze signing off Vent.

You know what else is fun? Orgies. Where do orgies put you? HELL.

Cultist: You know what else is fun? Orgies. Where do orgies put you? HELL.