History Quotes / Transmetropolitan

7th Nov '14 2:08:05 PM CaptainCrawdad
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-> ''[[CrowningMomentOfFunny If so, then you're the bastard who stole my drugs Friday night. And I will find you. Oh, yes.]]''

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-> ''[[CrowningMomentOfFunny If ''If so, then you're the bastard who stole my drugs Friday night. And I will find you. Oh, yes.]]''
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9th Sep '13 1:17:08 PM moloch
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-> [[EstablishingCharacterMoment Journalism is just a gun. It's only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that's all you need. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world.]]
18th Jun '12 4:08:30 PM StAraqiel
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-> So I hit him. What would ''you'' do?

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-> So I hit him. What would ''you'' do?
do? \\

17th Jun '12 2:25:58 PM StAraqiel
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-> The Twentieth century gave the human race it's score card. Kardashev and Dyson made concrete the notion of type one, type two and type three civilizations.

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-> The Twentieth century gave the human race it's its score card. Kardashev and Dyson made concrete the notion of type one, type two and type three civilizations.



->'''Spider Jerusalem''': Listen to the chair leg of truth! It does not lie! What does it say? It says "Shut up, Fred!" Can you hear it? \\

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->'''Spider Jerusalem''': Listen to the chair leg Chair Leg of truth! Truth! It does not lie! What does it say? It says "Shut up, Fred!" Can you hear it? \\
17th Jun '12 2:24:57 PM StAraqiel
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->-Transmetropolitan #26

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->-Transmetropolitan #26
17th Jun '12 2:24:16 PM StAraqiel
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-> There's one hole in any revolution, large or small - ''people.'' No matter how big an idea they stand under, people are small and weak and cheap and frightened. It's people that kill every revolution.

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-> Fred Christ - A Penis with a Promise.

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-> So this zealot comes to my door, all glazed eyes and clean reproductive organs, asking if I ever think about God. So I tell him I killed God. I tracked God down like a rabid dog, hacked off his legs with a hedge trimmer, raped him with a corncob and boiled off his corpse in a acid bath.

-> So he pulls an alternating current Taser on me and tells me that only the official Serbian Church of Tesla can save my polyphase intrinsic electric field, known to non-engineers as the "Soul".

-> So I hit him. What would you do?

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-> There's one hole in any revolution, large or small - ''people.small—''people.'' No matter how big an idea they stand under, people are small and weak and cheap and frightened. It's people that kill every revolution.

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-> Fred Christ - A Christ—A Penis with a Promise.

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-> So this zealot comes to my door, all glazed eyes and clean reproductive organs, asking if I ever think about God. So I tell him I killed God. I tracked God down like a rabid dog, hacked off his legs with a hedge trimmer, raped him with a corncob and boiled off his corpse in a acid bath. \n\n-> \\
So he pulls an alternating current Taser on me and tells me that only the official Serbian Church of Tesla can save my polyphase intrinsic electric field, known to non-engineers as the "Soul".

"Soul." \\
-> So I hit him. What would you do?

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''you'' do?



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-> The ''truth'' Yelena, always. No matter what.

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-> No, I'm not dead. I can not die. My own assistants tried to kill me, but like Rasputin, I notice not the poison and laugh at their icepicks. Shoot me in the lungs and I'll snarl and spit nicotine tar at you from the bulletholes.

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-> The ''truth'' ''truth'', Yelena, always. No matter what.

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-> No, I'm not dead. I can not cannot die. My own assistants tried to kill me, but like Rasputin, I notice not the poison and laugh at their icepicks. Shoot me in the lungs and I'll snarl and spit nicotine tar at you from the bulletholes.bullet holes.



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-> ''[hopping from car roof to car roof]'' Silence, vermin! I am in command here! Who did you vote for, vermin woman? ''Did'' you vote? Can you ''read?'' Have you got ''thumbs?'' Show me your fucking thumbs! ''Thumbs!''



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-> When I say "run like fuck and commit assault on a police officer several times", run like fuck and commit assault on a police officer several times.

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-> When I say "run like fuck and commit assault on a police officer several times", times," run like fuck and commit assault on a police officer several times.




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->'''Spider Jerusalem''': Listen to the chair leg of truth! It does not lie! What does it say? It says "Shut up, Fred!" Can you hear it? \\
'''Fred Christ''': You've gone mad— \\
'''Spider Jerusalem''': Can you ''hear'' it? \\
'''Fred Christ''': YES! \\
1st Mar '12 12:35:09 PM StAraqiel
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-> You thought I was dead, but I sailed away, on a wave of mutilation.

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-> [[Music/ThePixies You thought I was dead, but I sailed away, on a wave of mutilation.
mutilation.]]
26th Feb '12 4:33:52 AM UknownTroper
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-> That's the way it is. Life sucks. Wear a hat.

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31st Jan '12 11:22:39 PM charlessage
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-> Did you ever want to set someone's head on fire just to see what it looked like? Did you ever stand in the street and think to yourself, 'I could make that nun go blind just by giving her a kiss?' Did you ever lay out plans for stitching babies and stray cats into a Perfect New Human? Did you ever stand naked surrounded by people who want your gleaming sperm, squirting frankincense, soma and testosterone from every pore?
-> ''[[CrowningMomentOfFunny If so, then you're the bastard who stole my drugs Friday night. And I will find you. Oh, yes.]]''
->-Transmetropolitan #26
2nd Jan '12 11:07:43 AM StAraqiel
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-> So he pulls an alternating current taser on me and tells me that only the official Serbian Church of Tesla can save my polyphase intrinsic electric field, known to non-engineers as the "Soul".

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-> So he pulls an alternating current taser Taser on me and tells me that only the official Serbian Church of Tesla can save my polyphase intrinsic electric field, known to non-engineers as the "Soul".



-> Look, my job isn't to make everything beautiful. My job isn't to make living life a good time. My job is to keep the majority of people in this country alive. If fifty-one percent eat a meal tomorrow and forty-one percent don't, I've done my job. That is the absolute fucking limit of what can be done...You might not think that's the way a president should behave. But you know...that's fuckin' ''tough.''

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-> Look, my job isn't to make everything beautiful. My job isn't to make living life a good time. My job is to keep the majority of people in this country alive. That's it. If fifty-one percent eat a meal tomorrow and forty-one forty-nine percent don't, I've done my job. That is the absolute fucking limit of what can be done...You might not think that's the way a president should behave. But you know...that's fuckin' ''tough.''
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