History Quotes / TheThickOfIt

29th Jan '18 12:36:27 PM Maxiboy136
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->''"Who was it that did your media training, Myra Hindley? It's terrible! All these hands all over the place. You were like a sweaty octopus trying to unhook a bra. It was like watching John Leslie at work."''


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->''"Ah, Paxo, I'll miss him when he has that massive coronary."''
27th Jan '18 4:55:26 AM Maxiboy136
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->''"Frankie, I don't know what happened, but somehow, you know those numbers I asked you for? I never found them on my desk. Maybe somebody stole them. Or maybe, maybe, you were fucking me around, and if you fuck me around again, I tell you something, I am gonna rip your fucking head off and shit right down into your neck, and then I'm gonna stick your FUCKING head back on, and SHIT ON THAT!"''
20th Jan '18 11:44:24 AM Maxiboy136
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'''Glenn:''' It was the worst thing I've ever seen. And I was in 'Nam.

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'''Glenn:''' It That was the worst thing I've I have ever seen. And I was in 'Nam.
20th Jan '18 10:53:57 AM Maxiboy136
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'''Jamie:''' You don't deserve to ''live''!

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'''Jamie:''' You don't deserve to ''live''!''live''!\\
20th Jan '18 10:53:39 AM Maxiboy136
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->''[in response to Ben Swain's car crash ''Newsnight'' intervew]''\\

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->''[in response to Ben Swain's car crash ''Newsnight'' intervew]''\\interview]''\\
20th Jan '18 10:53:24 AM Maxiboy136
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->''[in response to Ben Swain's car crash ''Newsnight'' intervew]''\\
'''Ollie:''' He looks like what happens when you punch a cow.\\
'''Phil:''' Oh my God, this is like watching a lion rape a sheep, but in a bad way.\\
'''Jamie:''' The ''cameramen'' are laughing.\\
'''Ollie:''' He spelled "just" with four ''J''s!\\
'''Malcolm:''' He's like a chicken! He's like an enormous chicken!\\
'''Emma:''' He looked like that little guy on the green who shouts "You're an Arab!" at everyone.\\
'''Jamie:''' You don't deserve to ''live''!
'''Glenn:''' It was the worst thing I've ever seen. And I was in 'Nam.
17th Oct '17 5:34:42 AM Maxiboy136
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!! Cal Richards

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!! Cal "The Fucker" Richards



->'''''"FUCK, THAT IS BRILLIANT! THAT IS INSPIRED! WHAT SAUCE! GET IN! "IT'S THE ECONOMY, STEW-POT!"''''' ''FUCK, WHAT I REALLY NEED TO DO IS SHOOT YOU ALL IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD -- FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! -- BUT I CAN'T, BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL!"''

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->'''''"FUCK, ->''"'''''''FUCK, THAT IS BRILLIANT! THAT IS INSPIRED! WHAT SAUCE! GET IN! "IT'S THE ECONOMY, STEW-POT!"''''' ''FUCK, WHAT I REALLY NEED TO DO IS SHOOT YOU ALL IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD -- FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! -- BUT I CAN'T, BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL!"''
17th Oct '17 5:32:54 AM Maxiboy136
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->''And while you're there, could you do me another favour, please? Could you find a hostel, go there, and take a fucking overdose of barbiturates?''

->'''''FUCK, THAT IS BRILLIANT! THAT IS INSPIRED! WHAT SAUCE! GET IN! "IT'S THE ECONOMY, STEW-POT!"''''' ''FUCK, WHAT I REALLY NEED TO DO IS SHOOT YOU ALL IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD -- FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! -- BUT I CAN'T, BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL!''

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->''And ->''"And while you're there, could you do me another favour, please? Could you find a hostel, go there, and take a fucking overdose of barbiturates?''

->'''''FUCK,
barbiturates?"''

->'''''"FUCK,
THAT IS BRILLIANT! THAT IS INSPIRED! WHAT SAUCE! GET IN! "IT'S THE ECONOMY, STEW-POT!"''''' ''FUCK, WHAT I REALLY NEED TO DO IS SHOOT YOU ALL IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD -- FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! -- BUT I CAN'T, BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL!''
ILLEGAL!"''
17th Oct '17 5:30:32 AM Maxiboy136
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->''"Sorry darling, I have to go -- I think the bailiffs are coming to take away my will to live."''
8th Oct '17 3:18:42 PM Maxiboy136
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->''"I just wanted to say to you, by way of introductory remarks, that I'm extremely miffed about today's events, and in my quest to try and make you understand the level of my unhappiness, I'm likely to use an awful lot of what we would call "violent sexual imagery", and I just wanted to check that neither of you would be terribly offended by that."''

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->''"I just wanted to say to you, by way of introductory remarks, that I'm extremely miffed about today's events, and in my quest to try and make you understand the level of my unhappiness, I'm likely to use an awful lot of what we would call "violent 'violent sexual imagery", imagery', and I just wanted to check that neither of you would be terribly offended by that."''
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