History Quotes / TheThickOfIt

24th Oct '15 10:51:19 PM JamesAustin
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->''"Does he understand the policy? Forgive my concern, but it's a bit like asking if a dog can grasp the concept of Norway."''
28th Sep '15 5:09:00 PM DragonartistJRR
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->''"You know, I've spent the last ten years detoxifying this party. It's been a bit like renovating an old, old house. Oh, you can take out a sexist beam here, a callous window there, replace the odd...homophobic roof-tile, but after a while you begin to realize that this renovation is doomed. Because the foundation is built on what I can only describe as a solid bed of cunts."''
27th Dec '14 11:12:09 AM Patachou
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->''"Fucking hell! Fuck! Jesus, I'm not a joke, okay, all right, hello? I am a man. I am a man, you know, you know?! This, THIS!!!! THIS IS MY LIFE!!!! I'M A HUMAN BEING, AND ALL THIS IS MY LIFE!! And, it's collapsing in front of me. You know, Tom's lot, they're never going to want me, are they? And fucking Hugh, now, he... Jesus Christ, this is all, I AM A MAN!!!!!! AND, NO YOU DON'T, I'M IRRELEVANT!! NO, NO GO AWAY, I'm irrelevant, I'm irrelevant, I'm irrelevant! FUCKING HUGH JUST WANTS TO SPEAK TO TINKY WINKY?!! WELL FUCK TINKY WINKY, FUCK YOU TINKY WINKY!!! AUF WIEDERSEHEN, PET, THE PARTY'S OVER, GOODBYE YELLOW BRICK ROAD, WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HITLER?! HE HAD A MOUSTACHE AND HE LIVED OVER THERE?!! FUCK US ALL!!!!"''
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->''"Fucking hell! Fuck! Jesus, I'm not a joke, okay, all right, hello? I am a man. I am a man, you know, you know?! This, THIS!!!! THIS IS MY LIFE!!!! I'M A HUMAN BEING, AND ALL THIS IS MY LIFE!! And, it's collapsing in front of me. You know, Tom's lot, they're never going to want me, are they? And fucking Hugh, now, he... Jesus Christ, this is all, I AM A MAN!!!!!! AND, NO YOU DON'T, I'M IRRELEVANT!! NO, NO GO AWAY, I'm irrelevant, I'm irrelevant, I'm irrelevant! FUCKING HUGH JUST WANTS TO SPEAK TO TINKY WINKY?!! WELL FUCK TINKY WINKY, FUCK YOU TINKY WINKY!!! AUF WIEDERSEHEN, PET, THE PARTY'S OVER, [[Music/GoodbyeYellowBrickRoad GOODBYE YELLOW BRICK ROAD, ROAD]], WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HITLER?! HE HAD A MOUSTACHE AND HE LIVED OVER THERE?!! FUCK US ALL!!!!"''
25th Dec '14 11:08:32 PM nombretomado
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->'''Phil''': That's because she's a mentalist and she loves you. If you ever crash your car in the mountains, she'll be the one waiting to pull you out! Have you seen ''{{Misery}}''?
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->'''Phil''': That's because she's a mentalist and she loves you. If you ever crash your car in the mountains, she'll be the one waiting to pull you out! Have you seen ''{{Misery}}''?''{{Film/Misery}}''?
3rd Nov '14 12:51:10 PM SolipSchism
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Just a minor fix to the quote.
->''"Iíve got a to-do list thatís longer than a fucking Leonard Cohen song."''
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->''"Iíve got a to-do list here thatís longer than a fucking Leonard Cohen song."''
31st Oct '14 12:29:12 PM SolipSchism
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->''"Look, people really like it when you go just a bit early! You know; steely jawed, faraway look in your eyes! Before you get to the point when they're sitting round in the pub saying "Oh, that fucker's got to go!", you surprise them! "Blimey, he's gone! I didn't expect that! Resigned? You don't see that much anymore! Old school! Respect! I rather liked the guy! He was hounded out by the fucking press!" How about that, eh? What a way to go!"''
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->''"Look, people really like it when you go just a bit early! You know; steely jawed, faraway look in your eyes! Before you get to the point when they're sitting round in the pub saying "Oh, 'Oh, that fucker's got to go!", go!' you surprise them! "Blimey, 'Blimey, he's gone! I didn't expect that! Resigned? You don't see that much anymore! Old school! Respect! I rather liked the guy! He was hounded out by the fucking press!" press!' How about that, eh? What a way to go!"''
23rd Sep '14 5:23:32 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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->'''Robyn:''' Do you know, Malcolm? The best way to clear a paper jam? ->'''Malcolm:''' I don't know... Kill a kid an hour until it sorts itself out?
20th Sep '14 12:20:53 PM Embryon
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!! Dialogue
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!! Dialogue !!Fergus Williams ->''[seeing the small audience at his policy launch] "Is that it? It looks like a paedophile's funeral."'' !!Dialogue
12th Sep '14 5:28:30 PM Embryon
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->''"This is a fucking joke. Ben Swain, ''Chancellor''? He goes into debt every time he passes a sweet shop!"''
12th Sep '14 4:39:42 PM Embryon
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->''"OK, lovely people, let's go truffling in the forest of knowledge!"''
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