History Quotes / TheSocialNetwork

->'''Mark Zuckerberg:''' I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try - but there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. You have part of my attention - you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of doing. ''[pauses]'' Did I adequately answer your condescending question?*

-->-- Mark's InsufferableGenius moment, known as the "full attention" speech.

->''"Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg jesus christ fuck dude motherfucking Facebook movie bullshit jesus can you fucking believe this shit"''\\
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''"Goddamn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss Twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit i can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck i just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man"''\\
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''"Motherfucking Spiderman Spiderman you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg I'm very tired"''\\
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''"No man i’ll just talk about the Facebook movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit i have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude i just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spiderman crazy Winklevoss Twins rowing trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook i don’t like dying i can’t think of who the fuck invented Facebook all i can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook?"''\\
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''"MARK ZUCKERBERG"''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/GameGrumps Arin]]''''s texts in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7KCZM51dsg part 18]] of '''''VideoGame/SuperMario64'''''

-->-- Mark's InsufferableGenius moment / CrowningMomentOfAwesome, known as the "full attention" speech.

''"MARK ZUCKERBERG"''\\
--'''[[WebVideo/GameGrumps Arin's texts]] in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7KCZM51dsg part 18]] of ''VideoGame/SuperMario64'''''

* Mark's InsufferableGenius moment / CrowningMomentOfAwesome, known as the "full attention" speech:
-->'''Gage:''' You don't think I deserve your attention.
-->'''Mark Zuckerberg:''' I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try - but there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. You have part of my attention - you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of doing. ''[pauses]'' Did I adequately answer your condescending question?

->"It didn't stop you from writing it. As if every thought that tumbles through your head was so clever it would be a crime for it not to be shared. The Internet's not written in pencil, Mark, it's written in ink"