History Quotes / TheReasonYouSuckSpeechLiveActionTV

'''Homelander:''' ''[shudders and laughs]'' Oh god! You want to know something? I used to be intimated by you! I did. And now I look at you, I-I'm just... I have no idea ''why!'' Truly! [[NotAfraidOfYouAnymore You're not even... pathetic. You're... You're just... nothing]].\\

-->-- The ''Series/{{Dragnet}}'' 1966 TV movie

-->-- ''Series/{{Dragnet}}'', "[[Recap/Dragnet1967S1E02TheBigExplosion The Big Explosion]]"

-->-- ''Series/{{Dragnet}}'', "Juvenile"

->This is what I'm talking about, our kid. You've got to cut the fucking bullshit. Why the fuck are you still trying to make out you've fucking got something? When the fucking... when the damage has been done, we already look like a couple of fucking tits, yeah? You're already looking like a twat, yeah? [[Creator/GordonRamsay This guy]]'s too fucking clever for you, so shut your fucking mouth and fucking listen! If you do not turn it around today, 2:00, me and him are fucking off! Yeah? I ain't fucking staying here, Just! Cut the fucking crap to turn things round! He's here to turn things around! You can do it without me or fucking with me, cos I've had enough of this fucking charade, cos I don't need this fucking shit, and I've got to stand next to him and show me fucking tubs of fucking shit! That I'm fucking cooking! You've fucking done so nothing! [...] '''You're not fucking listening to him! He's trying to fucking tell you! I've fucking tried to tell you for two years about every fucking thing, food, bands, and I've told you that! But you don't fucking understand! SO SHOW HIM SOME FUCKING RESPECT, ELSE I'M FUCKING GOING AT 2:00, AND THAT'S FUCKING IT!''' That is it, no fucking bullshit! [...] Fucking dangle me like a fucking puppet! [...] ''[to Gordon Ramsey, patting him in the shoulder]'' [[MoodWhiplash Sorry]].

-->-- ''Series/TheTwilightZone1959'', "[[Recap/TheTwilightZoneS5E145TheMasks The Masks]]"

-->--'''Dr. Gregory House'' to Michael Tritter, ''{{Series/House}}'', "Words and Deeds"

->'''Joel:''' Are you happy that you’ve ruined my life?

->'''Susie:''' Hey I didn’t fuck my secretary, that was you!

->'''Joel:''' You don’t know anything about me.

->'''Susie:''' Oh buddy I know so much more than you think.

->'''Joel:''' Oh yeah?

->'''Susie:''' Yeah! You are ripped right out of a bullshit male catalogue. King of the mansion, spoiled brat!

->'''Joel:''' Who do you go home to? Huh? What do you know about having a family?

->'''Susie:''' Nothing! And thank God, ‘cause if I had to go home to you I’d set the house on fire!

->'''Joel:''' Fuck you!

->'''Susie:''' No, fuck you, Sal Mineo! Get the hell away from me! Midge has a path now, a career, and she’s gonna be a star, and you are just gonna be that guy sitting at some loser bar every night pointing to the television set saying “I used to be married to her but I fucking blew it!”

'''Haley:''' I love teaching, but I would never sacrifice my beliefs in order to teach. [[FiredTeacher You fired me right here in front of all my students because you could]]. So, congratulations, you made a good teacher not want to teach and good students not want to learn. Be proud of that.

'''Desi:''' Are you and I solid, you know? Are we simpatico? Because sometimes I get this sense that there's some...tension or like a bad line. Not really between us, but like, specifically from you to me.\\

'''Desi:''' You know, if we just take a minute and put our hearts together, you and me right here, I think we'll both find that we're not really all that different.\\

'''Desi:''' Okay, now you're talking about my fiancee, and I strongly suggest, Ray, that you proceed with caution.\\
'''Ray:''' Yeah, I know she's your fiancee. I also know that you absolutely do not deserve her. Even remotely. You string her along for months and now you've proposed to her in some desperate bid to make it seem like you're not the most selfish person in the Western fucking Hemisphere, but you know what, Desi? I'm onto you. Marnie isn't some tool for you to stroke your ego with. She's a beautiful, fully-formed woman, dazzling in her complexity, maddening in her mystery, and you underestimate her every fucking day. And because of that, you will never, ever make her truly happy. Truly, fundamentally, deeply happy. You're going to try and fuck up and try and fuck up again. And every time, she will smile and take you back.\\

'''Dorothy:''' Let me spell it out for you. Go to hell.

'''Tom:''' I think you are incapable of love. And I think you are maybe a good person to have children.\\

->Three years. For ''three years'', [[CassandraTruth I warned you this day was coming, but you would not listen]]. {{Pride}}, you said; presumption. And now the Shadows are on the move. The Centauri and the younger worlds are at war; the Narns have fallen; even the humans are fighting one another! [[NoYou The pride was yours; the presumption was yours]]. For a thousand years, we have been awaiting the fulfilment of prophecy, and when it finally happens, you scorn it, you reject it, because you no longer believe it yourselves. "We stand between the candle and the star, between the darkness and the light." [[{{Hypocrite}} You say the words, but your hearts are empty, your ears closed to the truth]]. [[ItsAllAboutMe You stand for nothing but your own petty interests]]. "The problems of others are not our concern." I do not blame you for standing silent in your shame. You, who knew what was coming, but refused to take up the burden of this war. If the Warrior Caste will not fight, ''then the rest of us will''. If the Council has lost its way, if it will not lead, if we have abandoned our covenant with Valen, then the Council should be ''broken''... as was prophesied.

->'''Jacob''': I'm not questioning your passion or the good that you've done, but did you listen to what the men said? This is exactly how your mother started, with good intentions and a lot of disappearing lines in the sand.\\